Jesus is real

[Saturn_115]

Believe in Jesus, the son of the God, who died on cross for our sins.
God wants that the one who believe in His son, Jesus, would have
eternal life in paradise after death. I can assure that He is real
because of my experience and if you believe in Him, you will feel
better.

[Josef Balluch]

On Fri, 10 Feb 2012 07:52:47 -0800 (PST), Saturn_115 wrote:


> Believe in Jesus, ...


Give your heart to Vishnu. You will not be disappointed. Vishnu loves you
and wants what is best for you. Trust in Vishnu.

[Don Martin]

Saturn_115 <satur...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> Believe in Jesus, the son of the God, who died on cross for our sins.
> God wants that the one who believe in His son, Jesus, would have
> eternal life in paradise after death. I can assure that He is real
> because of my experience

Your hallucinations aside, have you any credible evidence for the chap?
Even a bit of contemporary extra-Biblical report of him doing something
would be more than theologians brighter than you have come up with in ~2000
years.

If you lack evidence, you are welcome to piss off somewhere else.
alt.credulous.dolts might be a place to start.

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[Andy W]

Check out the posting history of this sad, lonely, pathetic troll
wannabe. Then shun him.

[Loirbaj]

Let Jesus into your life, today.

[Paul David Wright]

Saturn_115 <satur...@yahoo.com> wrote in
news:d156e987-7b39-4996...@gi10g2000vbb.googlegroups.com:

Yer assurance don't mean squat.
PROVE yer Jesus exists, or shut the fuck up.

--
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[Paul David Wright]

Loirbaj <Rhod...@wmconnect.com> wrote in
news:45f6809f-69af-46fc...@do4g2000vbb.googlegroups.com:

> Let Jesus into your life, today.
>

PROVE he exist first, asshole.

[chibiabos]

In article
<d156e987-7b39-4996...@gi10g2000vbb.googlegroups.com>,

Everything you think you know about Jesus is wrong.

Everything.

-chib

--
Member of S.M.A.S.H.
Sarcastic Middle-aged Atheists with a Sense of Humor

[kni...@baawa.com]

On Fri, 10 Feb 2012 07:52:47 -0800 (PST), Saturn_115

Does your Mom have big tits?

Warlord Steve
BAAWA

[Doc Smartass]

Saturn_115 <satur...@yahoo.com> wrote in news:d156e987-7b39-4996-a2dc-
3e44ab...@gi10g2000vbb.googlegroups.com:

> Subject: Jesus is real

I know, right? I found a picture of his family!

http://www.smh.com.au/news/world/raw-gulls-keep-trio-
alive/2006/08/17/1155407925193.html

http://tinyurl.com/79v25pt

If he was Jewish...why he got a Messican name?

http://images.sodahead.com/polls/000676889/polls_MexicanJesus_2638_478086
_poll_xlarge.gif

http://tinyurl.com/7ej4lbx

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They're called "failed states."

[Doc Smartass]

Don Martin <drdon...@comcast.net> wrote in
news:1201440389350587679.8180...@news20.forteinc.co
m:

> Saturn_115 <satur...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>> Believe in Jesus, the son of the God, who died on cross for our sins.
>> God wants that the one who believe in His son, Jesus, would have
>> eternal life in paradise after death. I can assure that He is real
>> because of my experience
>
> Your hallucinations aside, have you any credible evidence for the
> chap? Even a bit of contemporary extra-Biblical report of him doing
> something would be more than theologians brighter than you have come
> up with in ~2000 years.
>
> If you lack evidence, you are welcome to piss off somewhere else.
> alt.credulous.dolts might be a place to start.

Dude, Saturn's right! Look:

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b381/demongg/MexicanJesus.jpg

[Christopher A. Lee]

On Fri, 10 Feb 2012 23:28:46 -0600, Doc Smartass
<Fortbr...@yahoobrick.com> wrote:

>Saturn_115 <satur...@yahoo.com> wrote in news:d156e987-7b39-4996-a2dc-
>3e44ab...@gi10g2000vbb.googlegroups.com:
>
>> Subject: Jesus is real
>
>I know, right? I found a picture of his family!
>
>http://www.smh.com.au/news/world/raw-gulls-keep-trio-
>alive/2006/08/17/1155407925193.html
>
>http://tinyurl.com/79v25pt
>
>If he was Jewish...why he got a Messican name?

He told everyone she was a virgin, and she thought he was god?

[Josef Balluch]

On Fri, 10 Feb 2012 23:28:46 -0600, Doc Smartass wrote:

> Saturn_115 <satur...@yahoo.com> wrote in news:d156e987-7b39-4996-a2dc-
> 3e44ab...@gi10g2000vbb.googlegroups.com:
>
>> Subject: Jesus is real

> If he was Jewish...why he got a Messican name?

Yup. And if Jesus was Jewish then why do his parents have English names?
Hmmmmmmmmmm?

[Josef Balluch]

On Fri, 10 Feb 2012 07:52:47 -0800 (PST), Saturn_115 wrote:


> ... and if you believe in Him, you will feel
> better.


Didn't work for these people:

http://tinyurl.com/ft4rt

http://www.catholic.org/international/international_story.php?id=20512

http://tinyurl.com/39om54

http://tinyurl.com/7ojmvdo


http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/06309/735774-54.stm

http://tinyurl.com/6qo9s3c

http://www.eni.ch/articles/display.shtml?06-0869

http://www.mapinc.org/newsnorml/v07/n043/a06.html


http://tinyurl.com/6t6rklv

http://www.bishop-accountability.org/news2005_07_12/2005_08_06_Bunting_BehindA.htm

http://www.sptimes.com/2007/05/26/Hillsborough/Weatherman_left_open_.shtml

http://www.renewamerica.com/columns/abbott/050109


http://www.bishop-accountability.org/news2007/05_06/2007_06_26_Ray_AccusedPriest.htm

http://www.catholicculture.org/news/features/index.cfm?recnum=56451

http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/2008-03-24-iowa-city_N.htm

http://tinyurl.com/65xww9

[Christopher A. Lee]

Jose y Maria?

[SkyEyes]

On Feb 10, 8:52 am, Saturn_115 <saturn_...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> Believe in Jesus, the son of the God, who died on cross for our sins.

I see no evidence that any god exists. Jesus, in all likelihood, is a
mythic figure composed of bits of several first-century doomsday
preachers.

> God wants that the one who believe in His son, Jesus, would have
> eternal life in paradise after death.

Sorry, there's no evidence that any part of human consciousness
survives the death of the brain.

> I can assure that He is real
> because of my experience and if you believe in Him, you will feel
> better.

Your experience is better explained as "conversion phenomenon." It's
quite common and well studied.

And by the way? Alt.atheism's charter forbids proselytizing. Kindly
refrain from it in future.

Brenda Nelson, A.A.#34
BAAWA Knight of the Golden Litterbox
EAC Professor of Feline Thermometrics and Cat-Herding
skyeyes nine at cox dot net OR
skyeyes nine at yahoo dot com

[Christopher A. Lee]

On Fri, 10 Feb 2012 07:52:47 -0800 (PST), Saturn_115

<satur...@yahoo.com> wrote:

>Believe in Jesus, the son of the God, who died on cross for our sins.

What "son" of what "God", who dies on what "cross" for what "Sins",
imbecile?

>God

Idiot.

> wants

Idiot.

> that the one who believe in His

Idiot.

> son,

Idiot.

> Jesus,

Idiot.

> would have
>eternal life

Idiot.

> in paradise

Idiot.

> after death.

Idiot.

> I can assure that He is real

Idiot.

>because of my experience

Idiot.

> and if you believe in Him,

Idiot.

> you will feel
>better.

Idiot.

Why do these morons always talk as if we already believed their
question-begging bullshit when they know we don't?

[Josef Balluch]

There is no way that Jesus could have been born in Mexico. They would never
be able to find three wise men and a virgin.

[Doc Smartass]

Josef Balluch <josef....@sympatico.can> wrote in
news:nc6epqz88pbz.w...@40tude.net:

Juan and Maria!

[Doc Smartass]

Christopher A. Lee <ca...@optonline.net> wrote in
news:h43cj7tfj7s5c2in4...@4ax.com:

Heh. Nice!

> Why do these morons always talk as if we already believed their
> question-begging bullshit when they know we don't?

Ummmm...because they're idiots? *points up-post*

[Kelsey Bjarnason]

[snips]

On Fri, 10 Feb 2012 22:41:55 -0800, Christopher A. Lee wrote:

>>feel better.
>
> Idiot.
>
> Why do these morons always talk as if we already believed their
> question-begging bullshit when they know we don't?

The ones too stupid to figure it out are, well, too stupid to figure it
out, while the rest do it as a matter of wilfully dishonest self-serving
attempts to gain brownie points.

I might have to amend my statement to "There's no such thing as an
intelligent, honest theist." I suspect the truly stupid ones may in fact
be honest, however deluded they remain. Still, the result's about the
same, so I think I'll stick with the shorter form.

[John Locke]

On Fri, 10 Feb 2012 22:41:55 -0800, Christopher A. Lee

...because they just can't stand the fact that we are able to live a
normal and healthy life without having to wallow in
a steaming caldron of religious poison.

[Doc Smartass]

Christopher A. Lee <ca...@optonline.net> wrote in
news:u80cj7pgjdj7picp7...@4ax.com:

He was probably just the captain of the rugby team.

[MarkA]

As a self-respecting hominid, I cannot force myself to embrace a myth that
includes human sacrifice and ritual cannibalism. Perhaps that was all the
rage 2,000 years ago, but it is now the 21st Century, dickhead. Grow up.

--
MarkA

If you can read this, you can stop reading now.

[Paul David Wright]

Doc Smartass <Fortbr...@yahoobrick.com> wrote in
news:Xns9FF5EEF3C9CD...@216.196.97.131:

> Saturn_115 <satur...@yahoo.com> wrote in
> news:d156e987-7b39-4996-a2dc-
> 3e44ab...@gi10g2000vbb.googlegroups.com:
>
>> Subject: Jesus is real
>
> I know, right? I found a picture of his family!
>
> http://www.smh.com.au/news/world/raw-gulls-keep-trio-
> alive/2006/08/17/1155407925193.html
>
> http://tinyurl.com/79v25pt
>
> If he was Jewish...why he got a Messican name?
>

Hell, why does everyone in the 'holy bible' have Earopean names?