Jesus' Father
Anthony Williams
lineage of King David. I wonder if it has occurred to many Christians
that Jesus was not related to King David? If Mary was impregnated by the
Holy Spirit then he wouldn't have one bit of Joseph's or David's DNA.
Uncle Vic
wrote:
Jesus, if sired by a ghost, didn't inherit a "Y" chromosome. This explains
his middle initial, "H". H, of course, standing for "Haploid".
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aa Atheist #2011
Christians are like Slinkys. They're boring, but they'll put a smile on
your face when you push them down the stairs.
duke
wrote:
DNA??? Haahaahaahaahaaa.
The Dukester, American-American
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duke
>One fine day in alt.atheism, Anthony Williams <Truth...@swbell.net>
>wrote:
>
>> So, it was allegedly prophesied the the messiah would come through the
>> lineage of King David. I wonder if it has occurred to many Christians
>> that Jesus was not related to King David? If Mary was impregnated by the
>> Holy Spirit then he wouldn't have one bit of Joseph's or David's DNA.
>>
>
>Jesus, if sired by a ghost, didn't inherit a "Y" chromosome. This explains
>his middle initial, "H". H, of course, standing for "Haploid".
He'll be you judge one moment after you die.
Dan Listermann
"duke" <duckg...@cox.net> wrote in message
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> On Tue, 03 Nov 2009 22:43:11 -0600, Uncle Vic <add...@withheld.com>
> wrote:
>
>>One fine day in alt.atheism, Anthony Williams <Truth...@swbell.net>
>>wrote:
>>
>>> So, it was allegedly prophesied the the messiah would come through the
>>> lineage of King David. I wonder if it has occurred to many Christians
>>> that Jesus was not related to King David? If Mary was impregnated by the
>>> Holy Spirit then he wouldn't have one bit of Joseph's or David's DNA.
>>>
>>
>>Jesus, if sired by a ghost, didn't inherit a "Y" chromosome. This
>>explains
>>his middle initial, "H". H, of course, standing for "Haploid".
>
> He'll be you judge one moment after you die.
>
Witziges R�tsel
> wrote:
>>
>>> So, it was allegedly prophesied the the messiah would come through the
>>> lineage of King David. I wonder if it has occurred to many Christians
>>> that Jesus was not related to King David? If Mary was impregnated by the
>>> Holy Spirit then he wouldn't have one bit of Joseph's or David's DNA.
>>
>>Jesus, if sired by a ghost, didn't inherit a "Y" chromosome. This
>>explains his middle initial, "H". H, of course, standing for "Haploid".
>
> He'll be you judge one moment after you die.
>
Jimbo
Quite often, many christians try to say that Jesus was related to
David through Mary. However, the original prophesy was very specific
in saying that it was through the father's lineage that Jesus would be
related to David. Of course, there is no proof of his lineage one way
or the other.
Dan Listermann
"Jimbo" <ckdb...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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It is just ad hoc ex post facto rationalization backfilling to fulfill
prophecies. Nothing to take seriously.
The Chief Instigator
> On Tue, 03 Nov 2009 22:43:11 -0600, Uncle Vic <add...@withheld.com> wrote:
>
>>One fine day in alt.atheism, Anthony Williams <Truth...@swbell.net>
>>wrote:
>>
>>> So, it was allegedly prophesied the the messiah would come through the
>>> lineage of King David. I wonder if it has occurred to many Christians
>>> that Jesus was not related to King David? If Mary was impregnated by the
>>> Holy Spirit then he wouldn't have one bit of Joseph's or David's DNA.
>>>
>>
>>Jesus, if sired by a ghost, didn't inherit a "Y" chromosome. This explains
>>his middle initial, "H". H, of course, standing for "Haploid".
>
> He'll be you judge one moment after you die.
...in your malignant brain-damaged opinion, Dook.
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Exactly as there is no proof of his existence.
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The godless one
a.a.# 2279
All gods are bespoke. They're all made to
perfectly fit the prejudices of their believer
Christopher A. Lee
wrote:
>Jimbo wrote:
>> On Nov 3, 11:29 pm, Anthony Williams <TruthSee...@swbell.net> wrote:
>>> So, it was allegedly prophesied the the messiah would come through
>>> the lineage of King David. I wonder if it has occurred to many
>>> Christians that Jesus was not related to King David? If Mary was
>>> impregnated by the Holy Spirit then he wouldn't have one bit of
>>> Joseph's or David's DNA.
>>
>> Quite often, many christians try to say that Jesus was related to
>> David through Mary. However, the original prophesy was very specific
>> in saying that it was through the father's lineage that Jesus would be
>> related to David. Of course, there is no proof of his lineage one way
>> or the other.
>
>Exactly as there is no proof of his existence.
Worse than that - there are two different lineages.
Apologists claim with no justification that one of them was Mary's
using sons-in-law instead of sons based on nothing more than
rationalisation. If fits what they already believe so it must be true.
But this doesn't work because the lineages join up for a few
generations and then diverge again.
Thurisaz, Germanic barbarian
That's no problem for one trained in good morontheist doublethink. :-/
--
"To his friend a man a friend shall prove, and gifts with gifts requite;
But men shall mocking with mockery answer, and fraud with falsehood meet."
(The Poetic Edda)
Must have been written with fundies in mind...
My personal judgment of monotheism:
http://www.carcosa.de/nojebus
Yap
> On Tue, 03 Nov 2009 22:43:11 -0600, Uncle Vic <addr...@withheld.com> wrote:
> >One fine day in alt.atheism, Anthony Williams <TruthSee...@swbell.net>
> >wrote:
>
> >> So, it was allegedly prophesied the the messiah would come through the
> >> lineage of King David. I wonder if it has occurred to many Christians
> >> that Jesus was not related to King David? If Mary was impregnated by the
> >> Holy Spirit then he wouldn't have one bit of Joseph's or David's DNA.
>
> >Jesus, if sired by a ghost, didn't inherit a "Y" chromosome. This explains
> >his middle initial, "H". H, of course, standing for "Haploid".
>
> He'll be you judge one moment after you die.
As I said before, we are not at any single moment to be judged by your
master (non-existent), but you insist we belong to your bigotry kind?
Atheist doesn't come under the rule of any sky pixie, like you do !
hypa...@comcast.net
> On Nov 5, 1:18 am, duke <duckgumb...@cox.net> wrote:> On Tue, 03 Nov 2009 22:43:11 -0600, Uncle Vic <addr...@withheld.com> wrote:
> > >One fine day in alt.atheism, Anthony Williams <TruthSee...@swbell.net>
> > >wrote:
>
> > >> So, it was allegedly prophesied the the messiah would come through the
> > >> lineage of King David. I wonder if it has occurred to many Christians
> > >> that Jesus was not related to King David? If Mary was impregnated by the
> > >> Holy Spirit then he wouldn't have one bit of Joseph's or David's DNA.
>
> > >Jesus, if sired by a ghost, didn't inherit a "Y" chromosome. This explains
> > >his middle initial, "H". H, of course, standing for "Haploid".
>
> > He'll be you judge one moment after you die.
>
> Why do you have to apply your nonsense to atheist?
> As I said before, we are not at any single moment to be judged by your
> master (non-existent), but you insist we belong to your bigotry kind?
> Atheist doesn't come under the rule of any sky pixie, like you do !
>
don't believe to be annoying. He's been doing this for years.
It's a total waste of time to respond to to him.
Yap
wrote:
Yes, he is not only a troll, but a coward as well.
At the same time he has shown his greed by wishing for an eternal
life, a after life which can be in hell.....one never know.
Atheists, by the way, are generally satisfied with their lives on
earth and do not wish to have a robotic eternity under a stupid god,
if there is one.
The bible has been analyzed to be a fake, but modern loons seem
willing to be conned.
Pathetic.
Jimbo
> "Jimbo" <ckdbig...@gmail.com> wrote in message
True.
Jimbo
> > >One fine day in alt.atheism, Anthony Williams <TruthSee...@swbell.net>
> > >wrote:
>
> > >> So, it was allegedly prophesied the the messiah would come through the
> > >> lineage of King David. I wonder if it has occurred to many Christians
> > >> that Jesus was not related to King David? If Mary was impregnated by the
> > >> Holy Spirit then he wouldn't have one bit of Joseph's or David's DNA.
>
> > >Jesus, if sired by a ghost, didn't inherit a "Y" chromosome. This explains
> > >his middle initial, "H". H, of course, standing for "Haploid".
>
> > He'll be you judge one moment after you die.
>
> Why do you have to apply your nonsense to atheist?
> As I said before, we are not at any single moment to be judged by your
> master (non-existent), but you insist we belong to your bigotry kind?
> Atheist doesn't come under the rule of any sky pixie, like you do !
>
>
It's the exact reason that you can never have a rational discussion
with the vast majority of theists. The second their pet beliefs are
challenged, they revert back to, "My great boogieman in the sky will
get you!!".
I mean really, how primitive and childish idiots like duke are.
Uncle Vic
@comcast.net> wrote:
> He's a troll. He just posts stupid things that he knows we
> don't believe to be annoying. He's been doing this for years.
> It's a total waste of time to respond to to him.
No shit. But sometimes it's amusing to watch him make a complete ass of
himself. You're right, though. Some people just love to be hated.
hypa...@comcast.net
> On Tue, 03 Nov 2009 22:29:25 -0600, Anthony Williams <TruthSee...@swbell.net>
> wrote:
>
> >So, it was allegedly prophesied the the messiah would come through the
> >lineage of King David. I wonder if it has occurred to many Christians
> >that Jesus was not related to King David? If Mary was impregnated by the
> >Holy Spirit then he wouldn't have one bit of Joseph's or David's DNA.
>
> DNA??? Haahaahaahaahaaa.
>
hypa...@comcast.net
Definitely. Duke has been trolling alt.atheism for 12
years, so there has to be some mental illness
involved. He knows that he isn't going to convert
anyone, yet he stays to make his stupid comments.
And, when he goes 'he, he, he, he' at the end of
some of his mesages, it gets really spooky.
Duke's beliefs are apparently sincere, though
probably many other Roman Catholics would
disagree with some of the stuff he writes. And,
they, like we atheists, probably don't like the fact
that he refuses to back up what he writes and
then says that he has. This is very dishonest of
him and, though he protests that he has never
lied in any of his messages, he has lied many
times.
I tend to ignore him for long periods of time,
then I lambast him for awhile - until he gets
boring again. And, he is geting boring again,
so I'll probably stop replying to him again soon.
He knows that we are atheists, yet he acts as
though he doesn't really know what that means.
He seems to think that we believe in his
non-existent 'God' and tries to frighten us with
threats about what will happen to us after we
die, as if we also believe in life after death.
At first, many, many years ago, I thought that
he did this just to be annyoying. Now, I'm
coming to the concluson that not only are his
personal beliefs becoming more calcified but
he erroneous beliefs about we atheists are, too.
hypa...@comcast.net
> One fine day in alt.atheism, "hypati...@comcast.net" <hypatiab7
>
> @comcast.net> wrote:
> > He's a troll. He just posts stupid things that he knows we
> > don't believe to be annoying. He's been doing this for years.
> > It's a total waste of time to respond to to him.
>
> No shit. But sometimes it's amusing to watch him make a complete ass of
> himself. You're right, though. Some people just love to be hated.
It might go beyond this, though. Lately, Duke
seems to be getting a bit desperate. More
people than usual have been letting him have
it. He's having trouble handling it.
>
> --
> Uncle Vic
> aa Atheist #2011
> Christians are like Slinkys. They're boring, but they'll put
> a smile on your face when you push them down the stairs.
I love this. It always reminds me of that film where
Richard Widmark's character, a total psychopath,
pushes an old lady in a wheelchair down a flight
of stairs. He then stands at the top of the stairs
cackling like a loon.
Uncle Vic
@comcast.net> wrote:
>> Some people just love to be hated.
>
> It might go beyond this, though. Lately, Duke
> seems to be getting a bit desperate. More
> people than usual have been letting him have
> it. He's having trouble handling it.
We seem to have a lot of new posters. Most of us "old guys" plonked duke
ages ago. I rarely even read posts in response to Duke. It might be fun
to join the fray, but the last time I did, duke's arguments hadn't changed
at all. He's a static character in the story of life.
philosophy
Maybe he just hasn't got anything better to do
with his time. Sad really,