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J

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Nov 2, 2012, 1:27:04 AM11/2/12
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Syd goes up to his father and says, "Hey, Pop, know how old I am today?"

His father says, "No...how old?"

Syd says, "I'm eleven!"

He goes into the kitchen and says to his grandmother, "Hey, Grandma,
know how old I am today?"

She says, "Come closer..."

She unzips his jeans and reaches her thin, spotted arm down into his
underwear.

She fondles his genitals for a few minutes and then she says, "You're
eleven."

Syd says, "How could you tell?"

She says, "I heard you tell your father."











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J Young
jdyo...@ymail.com

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Syd M.

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Nov 2, 2012, 9:50:13 AM11/2/12
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On Nov 2, 5:27 am, J <jdyou...@ymail.com> wrote:
> Syd goes up to his father and says, "Hey, Pop, know how old I am today?"
>
> His father says, "No...how old?"
>
> Syd says, "I'm eleven!"
>
> He goes into the kitchen and says to his grandmother, "Hey, Grandma,
> know how old I am today?"
>
> She says, "Come closer..."
>
> She unzips his jeans and reaches her thin, spotted arm down into his
> underwear.
>
> She fondles his genitals for a few minutes and then she says, "You're
> eleven."
>
> Syd says, "How could you tell?"
>
> She says, "I heard you tell your father."
>

Did I ever tell you about my dog?

Syd M.

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Nov 2, 2012, 1:39:10 PM11/2/12
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Oh, hello, Zach.
And IBen. stupid story.

PDW, the original, Accept NO substitute.

J

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Nov 2, 2012, 2:30:44 PM11/2/12
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Do tell us, Paulie. I hope it's tasteful and humorous, compared to the
usual racist crap you post

Syd M.

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Nov 2, 2012, 2:35:26 PM11/2/12
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If it's from this forger, it'll just be the usual bullshit you loser
can attribute to me.

PDW, the original...

J

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Nov 2, 2012, 2:59:50 PM11/2/12
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> PDW, the original asshole
>


From "this forger"? So you admit that you are the person forging
Paulie's name. Good; now we know the racist comments are from the real
Syd and the denials are from a forger. Thanks for clarifying.

Syd M.

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Nov 2, 2012, 5:16:16 PM11/2/12
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You know excatlye what I meant, asshole.
Excately.
You are being the prick that I accuse you of.
And you wonder why no one here respect you at all.

PDW

Syd M.

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Nov 2, 2012, 5:16:26 PM11/2/12
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I'm the real Syd and I hate faggots.

PDW, the original...

Frank Galikanokus

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Nov 2, 2012, 5:30:14 PM11/2/12
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> I'm the fake real Syd and I hate faggots.
>
> PDW, impersonator.

You are a lying sack of shit as well as a faggotfuckwit christian.

JAM

Syd M.

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Nov 2, 2012, 6:04:06 PM11/2/12
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On Nov 2, 5:30 pm, Frank Galikanokus <FrankGalikano...@nospam.net>
wrote:
And JAM is the correct one.

PDW, the actual one.

Beavis

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Nov 2, 2012, 9:49:48 PM11/2/12
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On Nov 2, 9:30 pm, Frank Galikanokus <FrankGalikano...@nospam.net>
wrote:
I agree with you except I don't think Syd is a Christian.

Syd M.

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Nov 2, 2012, 9:51:46 PM11/2/12
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And I 'KNOW' he is not, thank you very much.
And not the author of these forged posts, no matter how much you try
to pretend otherwise.

PDW

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Nov 2, 2012, 10:01:45 PM11/2/12
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Syd is white trash. Just like the other heathen, dicksuckers.

%

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Nov 2, 2012, 10:10:06 PM11/2/12
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hey bob , how ya been buddy

RedDog

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Nov 3, 2012, 10:30:07 AM11/3/12
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On Nov 2, 5:39 pm, "Syd M." <pauldavidwri...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> I've been asked to share this story, so here goes.
>
> My gramma who liked to fondle my privates bought me a dog when I was
> young. It was a leg huncher and was always pumping on somebody's leg.
> One day I was asleep on the couch and as I woke up and raised my head,
> he was hunching on my head and his dick slid into my mouth. I tried to
> yell but his manhood or "doghood" in this case filled my mouth.
> Strangely it made my dick hard and I sucked it like a nipple on a baby
> bottle. Suddenly he grunted and ejaculated in my mouth. I swallowed it
> all. My brother entered the room and gasped. Then he pulled down his
> pajama pants and stuck his dick in my mouth. Suddenly our mother
> happened by and dropped the pan she was carrying. We were scared of
> punishment when she said " I'm glad my boys can play nice together"
> "Next time we'll get out Daddy's video camera and make a movie for
> family night!"
>
> That was when I first realized I was gay.
>
> ---
> PDW

That's just plain sick, Sydley. No goddamn wonder you're so fucked up
in the head.


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