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satur...@yahoo.com

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May 5, 2012, 11:16:21 AM5/5/12
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Believe in Jesus, the son of the God, who died on cross for our sins. God wants that the one who believe in His son, Jesus, would have eternal life in paradise after death. I can assure that He is real because of my experience and if you believe in Him, you will feel better.

Josef Balluch

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May 5, 2012, 11:26:04 AM5/5/12
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On Sat, 5 May 2012 08:16:21 -0700 (PDT), satur...@yahoo.com wrote:


[ snip ]

Still peddling this twaddle? Getting any takers?


linuxgal

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May 5, 2012, 11:39:33 AM5/5/12
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satur...@yahoo.com wrote:
> Believe in Jesus, the son of the God, who died on cross for our sins. God wants that the one who believe in His son, Jesus, would have eternal life in paradise after death. I can assure that He is real because of my experience and if you believe in Him, you will feel better.

I believe in Pepto Bismol. Drink it straight from the bottle, and it
makes me feel better.

Doc Smartass

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May 5, 2012, 4:48:41 PM5/5/12
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satur...@yahoo.com wrote in news:9844720.920.1336230981890.JavaMail.geo-
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> Subject: Believe in Jesus - He is real

I seen him! I seen him!

He works here:

http://local.yahoo.com/info-79131660-jup-roofing-huntsville

--
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תום

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May 5, 2012, 5:00:45 PM5/5/12
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On May 5, 11:21 pm, bjacoby <bjac...@iwaynet.net> wrote:

> Obviously communism/socialism is a failed system

If communism/socialism is a failed system then so is Christianity and
Islam for that matter.

Theists have no evidence to back up their beliefs in God so they just
fabricate myth and expect us to teach their myths in school.

Theists are in reality not better than the communists and socialists
that they despise so much.

Mike Lovell

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May 5, 2012, 5:08:43 PM5/5/12
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On 2012-05-05, תום <scotp...@gmail.com> wrote:
> If communism/socialism is a failed system then so is Christianity and
> Islam for that matter.
>
> Theists have no evidence to back up their beliefs in God so they just
> fabricate myth and expect us to teach their myths in school.
>
> Theists are in reality not better than the communists and socialists
> that they despise so much.

And of course the depicted Jesus is a very good example of a socialist,
and his teachings socialist too.

--
Jews, Christians & Muslims
The content of your posts will show how much you
really believe God is looking over your shoulder

Jeanne Douglas

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May 5, 2012, 8:18:57 PM5/5/12
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<9844720.920.1336230981890.JavaMail.geo-discussion-forums@vbay5>,
First, you must provide evidence that this god of yours exists. Then you
have to provide evidence that this Jesus actually existed.

Then we can talk.

--
JD

"the lybian lier"

Tronscend

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"Jeanne Douglas" <hlw...@NOSPAMpacbell.net> skrev i melding
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And then there's the whole "feel better" thingy.


> Then we can talk.

Yup.


Olrik

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May 5, 2012, 11:38:19 PM5/5/12
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I call it Pepto Dismal.

It simply does not work. It's crap.

I use Zantac:

<http://www.drugs.com/zantac.html>


SkyEyes

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May 6, 2012, 1:14:50 AM5/6/12
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On May 5, 8:38 pm, Olrik <olrik...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> Le 2012-05-05 11:39, linuxgal a écrit :
>
My mother tried to dose me with that wintergreen-flavored crap when I
was a kid. (I was 12 and got a peptic ulcer.) I'd rather croak. The
best thing for occasional heartburn is Gaviscon, and it comes in a
nice, buttery Swiss Creme flavor. Kills heartburn like nobody's
beeswax.

Brenda Nelson, A.A.#34
BAAWA Knight of the Golden Litterbox
EAC Professor of Feline Thermometrics and Cat-Herding
skyeyes nine at cox dot net OR
skyeyes nine at yahoo dot com

SkyEyes

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May 6, 2012, 1:15:49 AM5/6/12
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Word.

SkyEyes

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May 6, 2012, 1:08:13 AM5/6/12
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On May 5, 8:16 am, saturn_...@yahoo.com wrote:

> Believe in

Hold it right there, hoss: what do you mean by "believe in"? Do you
mean "accept as factual" or do you mean "follow the precepts of"?
Because the two are not co-equal.

> Jesus, the son of the God,

<Jerks reins back sharply> Okay, you can't claim anybody is the *son*
of a god unless and until you can provide evidence that this "god"
character actually exists.

> who died on cross for our sins.

I don't want anyone dying for my sins. I consider that to be an
abhorrent notion. Human sacrifice? Demigod sacrifice? Blood
atonement? I want no part of it, it's horrific.

> God wants that the one who believe in His son, Jesus, would have eternal life

<Smack> Damn, but you're ignorant. "Eternal" doesn't mean what you
think it means. "Eternal" means "not having a referent in time or
space." Since each human was born, each human has a referent in both
time *and* space, and therefore no human life can be "eternal," even
if it never ends (which is a nutty idea in itself). The word you need
here is not "eternal," but "everlasting."

Damn, but I'm getting tired of schooling you fundies.

> in paradise after death.

Sorry, sunshine, but there's not a shred of evidence that any part of
human consciousness survives the death of the brain. When you die,
you're dead. That's all she wrote. It's called "oblivion," and it
doesn't hurt.

> I can assure that He is real because of my experience

Subjective psychological states do not constitute evidence, cupcake.
Bring us some non-biblical, objective, verifiable data if you want to
support your assertion.

> and if you believe in Him, you will feel better.

I feel fine right now. I don't need to "feel better." That's how
they get you, you know: they come upon you when you're in low spirits
- something everyone experiences from time to time - and they make you
feel like they've got the cure.

It's only temporary. Come back when you've gotten over the high.

Christopher A. Lee

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May 6, 2012, 6:42:00 AM5/6/12
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On Sat, 5 May 2012 08:16:21 -0700 (PDT), satur...@yahoo.com wrote:

Go fuck yourself, pig-ignorant, in-your-face, stupid, rude moron.

What's wrong with you??

Les Hellawell

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May 6, 2012, 11:51:02 AM5/6/12
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On Sun, 06 May 2012 03:42:00 -0700, Christopher A. Lee
<ca...@optonline.net> wrote:

>On Sat, 5 May 2012 08:16:21 -0700 (PDT), satur...@yahoo.com wrote:
>
>>Believe in Jesus, the son of the God, who died on cross for our sins.
>>God wants that the one who believe in His son, Jesus, would have
>>eternal life in paradise after death. I can assure that He is real
>>because of my experience and if you believe in Him, you will feel
>>better.
>
Better than what?

I feel perfectly fine right now but then I am not a miserable
Christian forever wanting something that is not there and unable
to appreciate life as it is worry about whether I am going to
some pretend hell for some 'sins' I never committed or not

Pathetic

>Go fuck yourself, pig-ignorant, in-your-face, stupid, rude moron.
>
>What's wrong with you??

Another one that wants us to believe just on his say so!

Just who does he think he is?

Does he somehow think relgious belief can be turned on and
off like a tap? He tells us to believe so OK we will believe? Just
like that?

More pathetic

He does not even suggest a trial believe: "Try it for sixty
days or your lost time and money in the collection plate back"



Les Hellawell
Greetings from:
YORKSHIRE - The county of broad Acres

"It is absurd self delusion for theist and
theist-agnostics to claim that they alone should
judge atheists by their self-defining, self-serving,
propaganda, rather than the REAL WORLD actions and
consequences of atheism throughout history."

Don Martin

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May 6, 2012, 8:01:56 PM5/6/12
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It DOES work. Makes me throw up immediately.

(nice Technicolor effect, though.)

--
aa #2278 Never mind "proof." Where is your evidence?
BAAWA Chief Assistant to the Assistant Chief Heckler
Fidei defensor (Hon. Antipodean)
The Squeeky Wheel: http://home.comcast.net/~drdonmartin/

Christopher A. Lee

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May 6, 2012, 8:46:39 PM5/6/12
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On Mon, 07 May 2012 00:01:56 GMT, Don Martin <drdon...@comcast.net>
wrote:

>Olrik <olri...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>> Le 2012-05-05 11:39, linuxgal a écrit :
>>> satur...@yahoo.com wrote:
>>>> Believe in Jesus, the son of the God, who died on cross for our sins.
>>>> God wants that the one who believe in His son, Jesus, would have
>>>> eternal life in paradise after death. I can assure that He is real
>>>> because of my experience and if you believe in Him, you will feel better.
>>>
>>> I believe in Pepto Bismol. Drink it straight from the bottle, and it
>>> makes me feel better.
>>
>> I call it Pepto Dismal.
>>
>> It simply does not work. It's crap.
>
>It DOES work. Makes me throw up immediately.
>
>(nice Technicolor effect, though.)

Pepto Bismol used to be Sismuth Salicylate.

It's now an aluminium compound.

Some of the own brands still contain the original formula and others
ne new.

The original works better than the new.

Olrik

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May 6, 2012, 11:36:02 PM5/6/12
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Le 2012-05-06 01:14, SkyEyes a écrit :
> On May 5, 8:38 pm, Olrik<olrik...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>> Le 2012-05-05 11:39, linuxgal a écrit :
>>
>>> saturn_...@yahoo.com wrote:
>>>> Believe in Jesus, the son of the God, who died on cross for our sins.
>>>> God wants that the one who believe in His son, Jesus, would have
>>>> eternal life in paradise after death. I can assure that He is real
>>>> because of my experience and if you believe in Him, you will feel better.
>>
>>> I believe in Pepto Bismol. Drink it straight from the bottle, and it
>>> makes me feel better.
>>
>> I call it Pepto Dismal.
>>
>> It simply does not work. It's crap.
>>
>> I use Zantac:
>>
>> <http://www.drugs.com/zantac.html>
>
> My mother tried to dose me with that wintergreen-flavored crap when I
> was a kid.

But Zantac is a small, flavourless pill.

> (I was 12 and got a peptic ulcer.) I'd rather croak. The
> best thing for occasional heartburn is Gaviscon, and it comes in a
> nice, buttery Swiss Creme flavor. Kills heartburn like nobody's
> beeswax.

«Gaviscon» is, in my experience, another crappy product. It simply does
not work for me.

For the occasional, unpreventable heartburn, I use Diovol+, and if I
need a more powerful remedy, I'll use Pepcid Complete.

YMMV, of course.

thomas p.

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May 7, 2012, 7:22:53 AM5/7/12
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"Christopher A. Lee" <ca...@optonline.net> skrev i meddelelsen
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I have not taken it since I was a child, but I remember that it was very
effective.

--
thomas p

Ignorance is the mother of devotion.

David Hume


thomas p.

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May 7, 2012, 7:27:55 AM5/7/12
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"Olrik" <olri...@yahoo.com> skrev i meddelelsen
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Ever try eating an apple?


>
>> Brenda Nelson, A.A.#34
>> BAAWA Knight of the Golden Litterbox
>> EAC Professor of Feline Thermometrics and Cat-Herding
>> skyeyes nine at cox dot net OR
>> skyeyes nine at yahoo dot com
>



Alex W.

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May 7, 2012, 7:51:14 AM5/7/12
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On Sun, 06 May 2012 23:36:02 -0400, Olrik wrote:


> «Gaviscon» is, in my experience, another crappy product. It simply does
> not work for me.
>
> For the occasional, unpreventable heartburn, I use Diovol+, and if I
> need a more powerful remedy, I'll use Pepcid Complete.
>
> YMMV, of course.

Pepcid contains lactose -- not good for the lactose-intolerant
types.

I have always been satisfied with good old-fashioned milk of
magnesia.

Olrik

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May 7, 2012, 11:29:39 PM5/7/12
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Apples are way too acid. So, no, you little cruel guy!

BroilJAB

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May 8, 2012, 12:39:55 AM5/8/12
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The net has a photo of NigBama's team watching the
bin Laden murder last year. They look riveted. Hillary
Clinton has her hand over her mouth and her eyes wide
open in disbelief, the same look she had when she ordered
Seal Team assassination Att'y Gen'l Vincent Foster in 1994.

Mike Lovell

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May 8, 2012, 1:44:37 AM5/8/12
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On 2012-05-08, BroilJAB <Design...@wmconnect.com> wrote:
> The net has a photo of NigBama's [...]

Racist much?

Love thy neighbour?

Give us a call when you start being a Christian

thomas p.

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"Olrik" <olri...@yahoo.com> skrev i meddelelsen
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I have a very bad problem with stomach acid. I do not know the English word
for it, but one of the symptoms is acid shooting up in my mouth. If I eat
one apple the symptoms disappear in a couple of minutes. I also make a
point of eating an apple before I go to bed. It works, but what the
chemistry is I do not know.

Alex W.

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May 8, 2012, 1:36:35 PM5/8/12
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Sounds like acid reflux:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Acid_reflux

SkyEyes

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May 8, 2012, 6:47:23 PM5/8/12
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On May 7, 4:27 am, "thomas p." <gudl...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> "Olrik" <olrik...@yahoo.com> skrev i meddelelsennews:jo7g0q$aqs$1...@dont-email.me...
Yes. That riles up my irritable bowel syndrome. And I *lurve*
apples. ;-<

Brenda

SkyEyes

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May 8, 2012, 6:49:57 PM5/8/12
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On May 8, 9:33 am, "thomas p." <gudl...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> "Olrik" <olrik...@yahoo.com> skrev i meddelelsennews:joa40s$abd$1...@dont-email.me...
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> > Le 2012-05-07 07:27, thomas p. a écrit :
> >> "Olrik"<olrik...@yahoo.com>  skrev i meddelelsen
The word you're looking for is "reflux." I've got it, too.

>  If I eat
> one apple the symptoms disappear in a couple of minutes.  I also make a
> point of eating an apple before I go to bed.  It works, but what the
> chemistry is I do not know.

There's a substance in the apple called "pectin" that aids your
digestion.

However, if you have actual reflux, you need to see a doc; simply
eating an apple may help temporarily, but the problem is too serious
to ignore. Reflux unchecked leads to Barrett's Esophagus, which often
leads to esophageal cancer. Please go see a gastroenterologist
(stomach doc), Thomas? I have the same problem, and know whereof I
speak. Do this for a buddy, okay?

Olrik

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May 8, 2012, 11:54:34 PM5/8/12
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«Acid reflux» can be a serious medical condition (see the excellent
posts from SkyEyes), but it can also be a banal case of eating too big a
snack at night, which is my case.

I do love a late snack, usually taken with a glass or two of wine.

I do have a system:

1) Light snack + two glasses of wine: Nothing happens
2) Moderate snack + two glasses of wine: Maalox, or Diovol+
3) Heavy snack + two (or more!) glasses of wine: Pepcid Complete
4) Pizza with bacon + a bottle of wine: a Zantac tablet one hour prior
to the feast!

Print this, folks!

;-)

Olrik

thomas p.

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May 9, 2012, 3:25:32 AM5/9/12
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"Alex W." <ing...@yahoo.co.uk> skrev i meddelelsen
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I think you are correct.

>
> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Acid_reflux

thomas p.

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May 9, 2012, 3:26:35 AM5/9/12
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I thank you for the advice. I am under a doctor's care.


G=EMC^2

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Gods are Hocus &pocus Heaven&Hell To crazy houses Gods are the
biggest reasons to create wars. When humankind destroys itself the
last word will be Allah. Those brain washed will hate me for posting
this,but it is reality,and not religion TreBert
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