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BroilJAB  
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 More options Jun 29 2012, 5:03 pm
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From: BroilJAB <DesignDen...@wmconnect.com>
Date: Fri, 29 Jun 2012 14:03:26 -0700 (PDT)
Local: Fri, Jun 29 2012 5:03 pm
Subject: Tornado in a Junkyard Assembles Jet 737
Although we'd all prefer to entrust our lives to a
Boeing 747 complete with all its myriad parts in
perfect working order, a plane that has lost even
major pieces of equipment, like one or two of its
engines, can still fly.   - Richard Dawkins

 
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 More options Jun 29 2012, 6:48 pm
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From: Father Haskell <fatherhask...@yahoo.com>
Date: Fri, 29 Jun 2012 15:48:39 -0700 (PDT)
Local: Fri, Jun 29 2012 6:48 pm
Subject: Re: Tornado in a Junkyard Assembles Jet 737
On Jun 29, 5:03 pm, BroilJAB <DesignDen...@wmconnect.com> wrote:

> Although we'd all prefer to entrust our lives to a
> Boeing 747 complete with all its myriad parts in
> perfect working order, a plane that has lost even
> major pieces of equipment, like one or two of its
> engines, can still fly.   - Richard Dawkins

No 747 without a Wright Flyer 70 years before it.
Successful designs, like species, are the
product of a long line of evolutionary change.

 
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 More options Jun 30 2012, 1:23 am
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From: BroilJAB <DesignDen...@wmconnect.com>
Date: Fri, 29 Jun 2012 22:23:29 -0700 (PDT)
Local: Sat, Jun 30 2012 1:23 am
Subject: Tornado in a Junkyard Assembles Jet 747
If you atheists only BELIEVE hard enough
in the evolution fantasy, then anything is
possible to your imagination.

 
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 More options Jun 30 2012, 7:09 am
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From: default
Date: Sat, 30 Jun 2012 07:09:53 -0400
Local: Sat, Jun 30 2012 7:09 am
Subject: Re: Tornado in a Junkyard Assembles Jet 747
On Fri, 29 Jun 2012 22:23:29 -0700 (PDT), BroilJAB

<DesignDen...@wmconnect.com> wrote:
>If you atheists only BELIEVE hard enough
>in the evolution fantasy, then anything is
>possible to your imagination.

All you have to do is walk on water...

 
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 More options Jun 30 2012, 10:06 am
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From: BroilJAB <DesignDen...@wmconnect.com>
Date: Sat, 30 Jun 2012 07:06:21 -0700 (PDT)
Local: Sat, Jun 30 2012 10:06 am
Subject: Re: Tornado in a Junkyard Assembles Jet 747
Only an atheist believes 10^4000

 
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 More options Jun 30 2012, 10:50 am
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From: harry k <turnkey4...@hotmail.com>
Date: Sat, 30 Jun 2012 07:50:38 -0700 (PDT)
Local: Sat, Jun 30 2012 10:50 am
Subject: Re: Tornado in a Junkyard Assembles Jet 747
On Jun 30, 4:09 am, default wrote:

> On Fri, 29 Jun 2012 22:23:29 -0700 (PDT), BroilJAB

> <DesignDen...@wmconnect.com> wrote:
> >If you atheists only BELIEVE hard enough
> >in the evolution fantasy, then anything is
> >possible to your imagination.

> All you have to do is walk on water...

Or turn all that water into wine.

Of coruse Broil is facile into turning any subject into whine.

Harry K


 
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 More options Jun 30 2012, 10:57 am
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From: MarkA <nob...@nowhere.invalid>
Date: Sat, 30 Jun 2012 10:57:03 -0400
Local: Sat, Jun 30 2012 10:57 am
Subject: Re: Tornado in a Junkyard Assembles Jet 747

On Fri, 29 Jun 2012 22:23:29 -0700, BroilJAB wrote:
> If you atheists only BELIEVE hard enough in the evolution fantasy, then
> anything is possible to your imagination.

Theists demonstrate to us every day the ability of people to believe their
fantasies are real!

--
MarkA
Keeper of Things Put There Only Just The Night Before
About eight o'clock


 
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 More options Jun 30 2012, 11:39 am
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From: default
Date: Sat, 30 Jun 2012 11:39:32 -0400
Local: Sat, Jun 30 2012 11:39 am
Subject: Re: Tornado in a Junkyard Assembles Jet 747
On Sat, 30 Jun 2012 07:50:38 -0700 (PDT), harry k

Nice play.  I wonder if it is harder to walk on water or change it
into wine?  Jesus doesn't say.

 
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 More options Jun 30 2012, 12:18 pm
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From: MarkA <nob...@nowhere.invalid>
Date: Sat, 30 Jun 2012 12:18:54 -0400
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Subject: Re: Tornado in a Junkyard Assembles Jet 747

I can turn wine into water!  Does that count?  Of course, the water has a
bit of salt and urea mixed into it.

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 More options Jun 30 2012, 1:24 pm
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From: "Freedom Man" <freespe...@4eva.com>
Date: Sat, 30 Jun 2012 13:24:53 -0400
Local: Sat, Jun 30 2012 1:24 pm
Subject: Re: Tornado in a Junkyard Assembles Jet 747
"BroilJAB" <DesignDen...@wmconnect.com> wrote in message

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> If you atheists only BELIEVE hard enough
> in the evolution fantasy, then anything is
> possible to your imagination.

Imagination is just that, imagination. It enables us to create, but does not
establish objective reality.

If I believe the Earth is flat, as everyone once did, that would still be
incorrect - though religious nutcases like you might want to torture or kill
me for my knowledge because it denies their fantasies.

See what RELIGION does to peoples' minds?

Adults no longer believe in the Tooth Fairy - but they still torture and
kill each other over ancient myths and superstitions.

"We all remember how many religious wars were fought for a religion of love
and gentleness; how many bodies were burned alive with the genuinely kind
intention of saving souls from the eternal fire of hell." --- Karl Popper

"When one person suffers from a delusion, it is called insanity. When many
people suffer from a delusion, it is called Religion."
 --- Robert M. Pirsig

Either God wants to abolish evil and cannot, or he can but does not want to.
If he wants to but cannot he is impotent. If he can but does not want to, he
is wicked. If he neither can nor wants to, then he is both powerless and
wicked.
--- Epicurus, Greek philosopher, circa 300 B.C.

"Act of God" disasters like the Japanese earthquake expose the myth. Either
God can do nothing to stop catastrophes like this, or he doesn't care to, or
he doesn't exist. He is thus either impotent, evil, or imaginary.
--- CNN Belief Blog, 3-20-11

"With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and
evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that
takes religion."
--- Steven Weinberg, quoted in The New York Times, April 20, 1999

"Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false,
and by rulers as useful."
--- Seneca the Younger (4? BC - 65 AD)

"Religion once ruled the world. It was called the Dark Ages." --- Ruth
Green.

"Science flies you to the moon. Religion flies you into buildings." ---  
Victor Stenger.

"I don't believe in God because I don't believe in Mother Goose." ---  
Clarence Darrow

"As my ancestors are free from slavery, I am free from the slavery of
religion." --- Butterfly McQueen

"Religion was invented when the first con-man met the first fool." - Mark
Twain

"Faith is believing what you know ain't so." --- Mark Twain

"The God of the Old Testament is arguably the most unpleasant character in
all fiction." --- Richard Dawkins

"Cult today, religion tomorrow."

The Freedom From Religion Foundation:  http://ffrf.org/
The Secular Coalition for America:  www.secular.org
Secular Student Alliance:  www.secularstudents.org
www.infidels.org
www.humaniststudies.org
www.atheistalliance.org
www.americanhumanist.org


 
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 More options Jun 30 2012, 4:03 pm
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From: "Zacharias Mulletstein" <zachariasmulletst...@isalwaysright.com>
Date: Sat, 30 Jun 2012 15:03:40 -0500
Local: Sat, Jun 30 2012 4:03 pm
Subject: Re: Tornado in a Junkyard Assembles Jet 747

"default" wrote in message

news:kb7uu7hldqqop956pncah209mbs0h48pas@4ax.com...

They were equally easy, since He can do anything.

 
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 More options Jun 30 2012, 4:10 pm
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From: george152 <gbl...@hnpl.net>
Date: Sun, 01 Jul 2012 08:10:45 +1200
Local: Sat, Jun 30 2012 4:10 pm
Subject: Re: Tornado in a Junkyard Assembles Jet 747

BroilJAB wrote:
> If you atheists only BELIEVE hard enough
> in the evolution fantasy, then anything is
> possible to your imagination.

Well look at the lousy job your parents did assembling you...
When do you go in for the brain insertion ?

 
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 More options Jun 30 2012, 4:11 pm
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From: george152 <gbl...@hnpl.net>
Date: Sun, 01 Jul 2012 08:11:58 +1200
Local: Sat, Jun 30 2012 4:11 pm
Subject: Re: Tornado in a Junkyard Assembles Jet 747

harry k wrote:
> On Jun 30, 4:09 am, default wrote:
>> On Fri, 29 Jun 2012 22:23:29 -0700 (PDT), BroilJAB

>> <DesignDen...@wmconnect.com>  wrote:
>>> If you atheists only BELIEVE hard enough
>>> in the evolution fantasy, then anything is
>>> possible to your imagination.

>> All you have to do is walk on water...

> Or turn all that water into wine.

> Of coruse Broil is facile into turning any subject into whine.

Well I can turn wine into water... does that count ?

 
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 More options Jun 30 2012, 4:13 pm
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From: george152 <gbl...@hnpl.net>
Date: Sun, 01 Jul 2012 08:13:27 +1200
Local: Sat, Jun 30 2012 4:13 pm
Subject: Re: Tornado in a Junkyard Assembles Jet 747

Except turn up and explain where and why he's been loafing on the job...

 
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 More options Jun 30 2012, 5:36 pm
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From: Father Haskell <fatherhask...@yahoo.com>
Date: Sat, 30 Jun 2012 14:36:41 -0700 (PDT)
Local: Sat, Jun 30 2012 5:36 pm
Subject: Re: Tornado in a Junkyard Assembles Jet 747
On Jun 30, 1:23 am, BroilJAB <DesignDen...@wmconnect.com> wrote:

> If you atheists only BELIEVE hard enough
> in the evolution fantasy, then anything is
> possible to your imagination.

Why did the Wrights succeed while everyone else
failed or followed?

 
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Discussion subject changed to "Tornado in a Junkyard dissembles LiarJob's mind" by Smiler
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 More options Jul 1 2012, 12:24 am
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From: Smiler <Youmus...@JoeKing.com>
Date: Sun, 01 Jul 2012 05:24:17 +0100
Local: Sun, Jul 1 2012 12:24 am
Subject: Re: Tornado in a Junkyard dissembles LiarJob's mind

On Fri, 29 Jun 2012 14:03:26 -0700, BroilJAB wrote:

CIFY

--
Smiler,

The godless one. a.a.# 2279

All gods are tailored to order. They're made to

exactly fit the prejudices of their believers.


 
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Discussion subject changed to "Tornado in a Junkyard Assembles Jet 767" by BroilJAB
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 More options Jul 2 2012, 1:29 am
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From: BroilJAB <DesignDen...@wmconnect.com>
Date: Sun, 1 Jul 2012 22:29:40 -0700 (PDT)
Local: Mon, Jul 2 2012 1:29 am
Subject: Tornado in a Junkyard Assembles Jet 767
In fact, the odds of a tornado accidentally
assembling a jet plane are far MORE,
than Evolution ever occuring.

 
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 More options Jul 2 2012, 4:59 pm
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Date: Mon, 2 Jul 2012 20:59:23 +0000 (UTC)
Local: Mon, Jul 2 2012 4:59 pm
Subject: Re: Tornado in a Junkyard Assembles Jet 767

BroilJAB wrote:
> In fact, the odds of a tornado accidentally
> assembling a jet plane are far MORE,
> than Evolution ever occuring.

And evolution is still not going to go away just because you refuse to
acknowledge it. Deal with it, loser.

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 More options Jul 3 2012, 9:11 pm
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From: BroilJAB <DesignDen...@wmconnect.com>
Date: Tue, 3 Jul 2012 18:11:26 -0700 (PDT)
Local: Tues, Jul 3 2012 9:11 pm
Subject: Re: Tornado in a Junkyard Assembles Jet 767
As fantastically remote as it is,
the odds of a jet being assembled
by a tornado is FAR greater than
Evolution taking place.

 
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Date: Wed, 4 Jul 2012 01:50:25 -0700 (PDT)
Local: Wed, Jul 4 2012 4:50 am
Subject: Re: Tornado in a Junkyard Assembles Jet 747
On Jun 30, 4:03 pm, "Zacharias Mulletstein"

So he knew how to make soup.  So did Julia Childs.

 
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Date: Wed, 4 Jul 2012 06:15:55 -0700 (PDT)
Local: Wed, Jul 4 2012 9:15 am
Subject: Re: Tornado in a Junkyard Assembles Jet 747
On Jun 30, 11:39 am, default wrote:

Moses and Jesus were walking along the beach reminising.

Moses says let me see if I still have it and he cast his staff into
the water and sure enough the waters parted as they did the red sea.

Jesus says watch this so he took a few steps out into the water and
sunk like a rock.

Dissmayed he said I cant figure this out.

Moses replied you forgot,when you first did that,you did not have
those holes in your feet!


 
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