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Panama Floyd and Raven1 Are Part of the Paid "Cognitive Infiltration" Program from the White House and Pentagon: To Keep People Down

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skep...@aol.com

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Jan 21, 2010, 3:46:57 PM1/21/10
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I want to call attention to an aspect of a story that no one so far,
to my knowledge, has pointed out.
Cass Sustein, close friend to Obama and Head of his Office of
Information and Regulatory Affairs, proposed a year ago along with his
co-author, fellow Harvard Law Professor Adrian Vermeule, a government
program to secretly infiltrate “chat rooms, online social networks, or
even real-space groups” by using ostensibly “independent” credible
voices, who are actually secretly in the pay of the government, to
counter “conspiracy theorists” such as the 9/11 Truth movement and
other “extremist” groups. They dub this program “cognitive
infiltration.”
The full citation for their paper is as follows: Sunstein, Cass R. and
Vermeule, Adrian, Conspiracy Theories (January 15, 2008). Harvard
Public Law Working Paper No. 08-03; U of Chicago, Public Law Working
Paper No. 199; U of Chicago Law & Economics, Olin Working Paper No.
387. Available at SSRN:http://ssrn.com/abstract=1084585
Marc Estrin first called attention to this here. Daniel Tencer at
RawStory picked Estrin’s story up and wrote a very good story about it
here. Glenn Greenwald wrote in his usual estimable way about this
subsequently here.
As Glenn Greenwald writes: “This program would target those advocating
false ‘conspiracy theories,’ which they [Sustein and Vermeule] define
to mean: ‘an attempt to explain an event or practice by reference to
the machinations of powerful people, who have also managed to conceal
their role.’”
Sustein and Vermeule, in other words, want to carry out a stealth
government program - a machination by powerful people who conceal
their role – that is itself an example of a conspiracy, the very
existence of which the program is supposed to claim doesn’t exist.
In other words, they are doing exactly what they claim crazy
conspiracy theory people think that the government is doing, in order
to combat the crazy conspiracy people.
In the abstract to their paper, “Conspiracy Theories,” published on
January 15, 2008, they state, in part:
“A distinctive feature of conspiracy theories is their self-sealing
quality. Conspiracy theorists are not likely to be persuaded by an
attempt to dispel their theories; they may even characterize that very
attempt as further proof of the conspiracy. Because those who hold
conspiracy theories typically suffer from a crippled epistemology, in
accordance with which it is rational to hold such theories, the best
response consists in cognitive infiltration of extremist groups.”
A crippled epistemology indeed. It is true that wild conspiracy
theories abound. But since a conspiracy means that some people get
together to plan and implement something, and don’t tell people what
they’re doing, a conspiracy also describes surprise birthday parties,
price-fixing, what politicians do routinely amongst themselves,
adultery, and so on. These activities abound as well, and they’re
quite real. Just because you claim that the government is up to no
good, and is concealing from public view what its real agenda is,
doesn’t mean that you’re not possibly right. This proposal for
“cognitive infiltration” itself proves that governments conspire, or
at least, that former academics who are now in the government, propose
to conspire. The history of COINTELPRO, of course, also proves that
the government conspires, as does the NSA’s massive surveillance over
all of us before it was uncovered, the planting of fake stories in
Iraqi newspapers by the US Military, the recent Gruber scandal, and so
on and so on.
If Sustein weren’t now ideally positioned in his current post to
actually implement the proposal that he suggested a year ago, we would
perhaps be forgiven if we thought that Sustein and Vermeule were
engaged in a satire.
http://www.dennis.worldcantwait.net/?p=36

panam...@hotmail.com

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Jan 21, 2010, 5:45:22 PM1/21/10
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On Jan 21, 3:46 pm, "skepti...@aol.com" <skepti...@aol.com> scrawled
in urine on the floor of the detention center:

snippy

Attention all EAC operatives. Klaatu Barada Nikto. I repeat, Klaatu
Barada Nikto. Queen to Rook 4. Lastday, Capricorn Fifteens. Tanjoubi
Omedetou!

Shake a leg, folks..

-Panama Floyd, Atlanta.
aa#2015/Member, Knights of BAAWA!
aaConspirator #1

skep...@aol.com

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Jan 21, 2010, 6:06:43 PM1/21/10
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a government

panam...@hotmail.com

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Jan 21, 2010, 6:17:19 PM1/21/10
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aaCognitive Infiltrator #1.

There ya go, fixed it.

-Panama Floyd, District of Columbia.

zayton

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Jan 21, 2010, 7:19:38 PM1/21/10
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> infiltration.�

A "Secret" plan the publish openly on the internet?

"Conspiracy theorists are not likely to be persuaded by an attempt to dispel
their theories; they may even characterize that very attempt as further
proof of the conspiracy. Because those who hold conspiracy theories
typically suffer from a crippled epistemology, in accordance with which it
is rational to hold such theories, the best response consists in cognitive

infiltration of extremist groups. Various policy dilemmas, such as the
question whether it is better for government to rebut conspiracy theories or
to ignore them, are explored in this light. "


Uncle Vic

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Jan 21, 2010, 8:15:58 PM1/21/10
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One fine day in alt.atheism, panam...@hotmail.com wrote:

> On Jan 21, 3:46�pm, "skepti...@aol.com" <skepti...@aol.com> scrawled
> in urine on the floor of the detention center:
>
> snippy
>
> Attention all EAC operatives. Klaatu Barada Nikto. I repeat, Klaatu
> Barada Nikto. Queen to Rook 4. Lastday, Capricorn Fifteens. Tanjoubi
> Omedetou!
>
> Shake a leg, folks..
>

<Grabs revolver>

...I must kill Pap Schmear...

--
Uncle Vic
aa Atheist #2011
Christians are like Slinkys. They're boring, but they'll put a smile on
your face when you push them down the stairs.

Smiler

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Jan 21, 2010, 9:26:44 PM1/21/10
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panam...@hotmail.com wrote:
> On Jan 21, 3:46 pm, "skepti...@aol.com" <skepti...@aol.com> scrawled
> in urine on the floor of the detention center:
>
> snippy
>
> Attention all EAC operatives. Klaatu Barada Nikto. I repeat, Klaatu
> Barada Nikto. Queen to Rook 4. Lastday, Capricorn Fifteens. Tanjoubi
> Omedetou!
>
> Shake a leg, folks..
>

Where did I put that damn memo?
I'LL BE WITH YOU IN A MOMENT!

Ah! Here it is, inside my rubber chicken!
<skims through memo>
Shit. I need my secret decoder ring to read this.
HOLD ON! I'LL GO GET IT!

OK, now where was I?
Oh yes. Klaatu Barada Nikto....
Damn, my decoder ring has got bent and won't work.
I'M JUST GOING FOR A PAIR OF PLIERS!

I'm back. I've only got to straighten it out.
<sounds of straining>
That's better....Klaatu Barada Nikto..... That decodes to PLEFSIVD??
Ah! I'm holding the damn ring upside down.
Try again.

It now decodes to "The Black Helicopters left on their secret mission five
minutes ago."

SORRY!

--
Smiler
The godless one
a.a.# 2279
All gods are bespoke. They're all made to
perfectly fit the prejudices of their believer


BDK

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Jan 21, 2010, 10:11:48 PM1/21/10
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In article <0f22c3ed-36cf-4008-a394-d57da8b65ce9
@l19g2000yqb.googlegroups.com>, panam...@hotmail.com says...


Aolis Fourteen Umbra.

Oh Dear! Oh Dear!

Crystal Blue Persuasion.


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Leader of the nonexistent paid shills.
Non Jew Jew Club founding member.
Former number one Kook Magnet, title passed to Iarnrod.

BDK

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Jan 21, 2010, 10:14:39 PM1/21/10
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In article <la66n.1691$aU4...@newsfe13.iad>, zay...@newwavecomm.net
says...

> skep...@aol.com wrote:
> > On Jan 21, 2:45 pm, panamfl...@hotmail.com wrote:
> >> On Jan 21, 3:46 pm, "skepti...@aol.com" <skepti...@aol.com> scrawled
> >> in urine on the floor of the detention center:
> >>
> >> snippy
> >>
> >> Attention all EAC operatives. Klaatu Barada Nikto. I repeat, Klaatu
> >> Barada Nikto. Queen to Rook 4. Lastday, Capricorn Fifteens. Tanjoubi
> >> Omedetou!
> >>
> >> Shake a leg, folks..
> >>
> >> -Panama Floyd, Atlanta.
> >> aa#2015/Member, Knights of BAAWA!
> >> aaConspirator #1
> >
> > a government
> > program to secretly infiltrate =3Fchat rooms, online social networks, or
> > even real-space groups=3F by using ostensibly =3Findependent=3F credible

> > voices, who are actually secretly in the pay of the government, to
> > counter =3Fconspiracy theorists=3F such as the 9/11 Truth movement and
> > other =3Fextremist=3F groups. They dub this program =3Fcognitive
> > infiltration.=3F

>
> A "Secret" plan the publish openly on the internet?
>
> "Conspiracy theorists are not likely to be persuaded by an attempt to dispel
> their theories; they may even characterize that very attempt as further
> proof of the conspiracy. Because those who hold conspiracy theories
> typically suffer from a crippled epistemology, in accordance with which it
> is rational to hold such theories, the best response consists in cognitive
> infiltration of extremist groups. Various policy dilemmas, such as the
> question whether it is better for government to rebut conspiracy theories or
> to ignore them, are explored in this light. "
>
>
>

LOL, you sound a lot like my Ex-GF after she reads some of the kook
posts.

JohnN

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Jan 21, 2010, 10:18:05 PM1/21/10
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On Jan 21, 5:45 pm, panamfl...@hotmail.com wrote:
> On Jan 21, 3:46 pm, "skepti...@aol.com" <skepti...@aol.com> scrawled
> in urine on the floor of the detention center:
>
> snippy
>
> Attention all EAC operatives. Klaatu Barada Nikto. I repeat, Klaatu
> Barada Nikto. Queen to Rook 4. Lastday, Capricorn Fifteens. Tanjoubi
> Omedetou!


Oh shit, not again!!!

JohnN

BDK

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Jan 21, 2010, 10:22:22 PM1/21/10
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In article <94ec5f08-3e7c-4a42-9c7a-96cdd7563549
@o28g2000yqh.googlegroups.com>, skep...@aol.com says...

> On Jan 21, 2:45 pm, panamfl...@hotmail.com wrote:
> > On Jan 21, 3:46 pm, "skepti...@aol.com" <skepti...@aol.com> scrawled
> > in urine on the floor of the detention center:
> >
> > snippy
> >
> > Attention all EAC operatives. Klaatu Barada Nikto. I repeat, Klaatu
> > Barada Nikto. Queen to Rook 4. Lastday, Capricorn Fifteens. Tanjoubi
> > Omedetou!
> >
> > Shake a leg, folks..
> >
> > -Panama Floyd, Atlanta.
> > aa#2015/Member, Knights of BAAWA!
> > aaConspirator #1
>
> a government
> program to secretly infiltrate =3Fchat rooms, online social networks, or
> even real-space groups=3F by using ostensibly =3Findependent=3F credible

> voices, who are actually secretly in the pay of the government, to
> counter =3Fconspiracy theorists=3F such as the 9/11 Truth movement and
> other =3Fextremist=3F groups. They dub this program =3Fcognitive
> infiltration.=3F
>

They call you a clueless kook.

Olrik

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Jan 21, 2010, 11:39:35 PM1/21/10
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Le 2010-01-21 17:45, panam...@hotmail.com a ᅵcrit :

> On Jan 21, 3:46 pm, "skepti...@aol.com"<skepti...@aol.com> scrawled
> in urine on the floor of the detention center:
>
> snippy
>
> Attention all EAC operatives. Klaatu Barada Nikto. I repeat, Klaatu
> Barada Nikto. Queen to Rook 4. Lastday, Capricorn Fifteens. Tanjoubi
> Omedetou!
>
> Shake a leg, folks..

Wilco. Bacon Tasting Division is moving.

panam...@hotmail.com

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Jan 22, 2010, 12:30:05 AM1/22/10
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On Jan 21, 9:26 pm, "Smiler" <Smi...@joe.king.com> wrote:

Dammit, Smiler...now you know why you're "flying a desk". <g>

-Panama Floyd, Atlanta.
aa#2015, Member Knights of BAAWA!
EAC Martian Commander
aaCognitive Infiltrator #1.

hypa...@comcast.net

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On Jan 21, 10:11 pm, BDK <TopSh...@sanity.com> wrote:
> In article <0f22c3ed-36cf-4008-a394-d57da8b65ce9
> @l19g2000yqb.googlegroups.com>, panamfl...@hotmail.com says...

>
> > On Jan 21, 3:46 pm, "skepti...@aol.com" <skepti...@aol.com> scrawled
> > in urine on the floor of the detention center:
>
> > snippy
>
> > Attention all EAC operatives. Klaatu Barada Nikto. I repeat, Klaatu
> > Barada Nikto. Queen to Rook 4. Lastday, Capricorn Fifteens. Tanjoubi
> > Omedetou!
>
> > Shake a leg, folks..
>
> > -Panama Floyd, Atlanta.
> > aa#2015/Member, Knights of BAAWA!
> > aaConspirator #1
>
> Aolis Fourteen Umbra.
>
> Oh Dear! Oh Dear!
>
> Crystal Blue Persuasion.
>
Crimson and clover over and out

panam...@hotmail.com

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Jan 22, 2010, 12:37:39 AM1/22/10
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On Jan 21, 10:11 pm, BDK <TopSh...@sanity.com> wrote:
> In article <0f22c3ed-36cf-4008-a394-d57da8b65ce9
> @l19g2000yqb.googlegroups.com>, panamfl...@hotmail.com says...

>
> > On Jan 21, 3:46 pm, "skepti...@aol.com" <skepti...@aol.com> scrawled
> > in urine on the floor of the detention center:
>
> > snippy
>
> > Attention all EAC operatives. Klaatu Barada Nikto. I repeat, Klaatu
> > Barada Nikto. Queen to Rook 4. Lastday, Capricorn Fifteens. Tanjoubi
> > Omedetou!
>
> > Shake a leg, folks..
>
> > -Panama Floyd, Atlanta.
> > aa#2015/Member, Knights of BAAWA!
> > aaConspirator #1
>
> Aolis Fourteen Umbra.

Danger, Will Robinson..

> Oh Dear! Oh Dear!
>
> Crystal Blue Persuasion.

Holy shi-....a CBP? Damn, this is worse than I thought. The CRM 114
has blown itself up, but I believe the proper response is "It's a new
vibration".

Father Haskell

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Jan 22, 2010, 12:55:59 AM1/22/10
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Does that position include medical and dental?

Smiler

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Jan 22, 2010, 6:24:52 PM1/22/10
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I blame it on the cheap metal they make the decoder rings from and the
excessive number of memos we get from the EAC (ntie,oc).

Don Martin

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panam...@hotmail.com wrote:
> On Jan 21, 3:46 pm, "skepti...@aol.com" <skepti...@aol.com> scrawled
> in urine on the floor of the detention center:
>
> snippy
>
> Attention all EAC operatives. Klaatu Barada Nikto. I repeat, Klaatu
> Barada Nikto. Queen to Rook 4. Lastday, Capricorn Fifteens. Tanjoubi
> Omedetou!
>

ETAOIN SHRDLU


-

aa #2278 Never mind "proof." Where is your evidence?
Fidei defensor (Hon. Antipodean)
The Squeeky Wheel: http://home.comcast.net/~drdonmartin/

Christopher A. Lee

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Jan 22, 2010, 6:35:32 PM1/22/10
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On Fri, 22 Jan 2010 18:28:52 -0500, Don Martin
<drdon...@comcast.net> wrote:

>panam...@hotmail.com wrote:
>> On Jan 21, 3:46 pm, "skepti...@aol.com" <skepti...@aol.com> scrawled
>> in urine on the floor of the detention center:
>>
>> snippy
>>
>> Attention all EAC operatives. Klaatu Barada Nikto. I repeat, Klaatu
>> Barada Nikto. Queen to Rook 4. Lastday, Capricorn Fifteens. Tanjoubi
>> Omedetou!
>>
>
>ETAOIN SHRDLU

Frequently.

Smiler

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panam...@hotmail.com wrote:
> On Jan 21, 3:46 pm, "skepti...@aol.com" <skepti...@aol.com> scrawled
> in urine on the floor of the detention center:
>
> snippy
>
> Attention all EAC operatives. Klaatu Barada Nikto. I repeat, Klaatu
> Barada Nikto. Queen to Rook 4. Lastday, Capricorn Fifteens. Tanjoubi
> Omedetou!
>
> Shake a leg, folks..
>

Calm down. The EAC pharma division was already on full alert and in the
process of scaling up production of the antipsychotics ordered for him. They
should be ready for dispatch, by black helicopter, in an hour and be with
you in two. I'm also sending a standard 10" dia. insertion tool in case you
don't already have one. Don't forget that you will need your rubber chicken
and ID number for the crew to hand the consignment over to you.

Robibnikoff

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"Don Martin" <drdon...@comcast.net> wrote in message
news:ejckl51vkg1l8h69c...@4ax.com...

> panam...@hotmail.com wrote:
>> On Jan 21, 3:46 pm, "skepti...@aol.com" <skepti...@aol.com> scrawled
>> in urine on the floor of the detention center:
>>
>> snippy
>>
>> Attention all EAC operatives. Klaatu Barada Nikto. I repeat, Klaatu
>> Barada Nikto. Queen to Rook 4. Lastday, Capricorn Fifteens. Tanjoubi
>> Omedetou!
>>
>
> ETAOIN SHRDLU

Squeeze me? Baking powder?
--
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo & Belly Dancer Supreme
BAAWA Knight
#1557/


Alex W.

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On Fri, 22 Jan 2010 18:28:52 -0500, Don Martin wrote:

> panam...@hotmail.com wrote:
>> On Jan 21, 3:46 pm, "skepti...@aol.com" <skepti...@aol.com> scrawled
>> in urine on the floor of the detention center:
>>
>> snippy
>>
>> Attention all EAC operatives. Klaatu Barada Nikto. I repeat, Klaatu
>> Barada Nikto. Queen to Rook 4. Lastday, Capricorn Fifteens. Tanjoubi
>> Omedetou!
>>
>
> ETAOIN SHRDLU

Ava vanta i salquess�!

skep...@aol.com

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On Jan 22, 3:40 pm, "Smiler" <Smi...@joe.king.com> wrote:


Do you know the whole thing with the electromagnetic waves? And
they bounce in your head and you've got to wear the aluminum beanie?
And if you put the beanie on the wrong way they keep on
bouncing and reverberating...does that happen to you too? (Gasp) I've
said too much!

Robibnikoff

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"Alex W." <ing...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote in message
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Ole!

Alex W.

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On Sat, 23 Jan 2010 05:16:17 -0500, Robibnikoff wrote:

> "Alex W." <ing...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote in message
> news:wuqdex09kyh7.1ecgvb1kfl33e$.dlg@40tude.net...
>> On Fri, 22 Jan 2010 18:28:52 -0500, Don Martin wrote:
>>
>>> panam...@hotmail.com wrote:
>>>> On Jan 21, 3:46 pm, "skepti...@aol.com" <skepti...@aol.com> scrawled
>>>> in urine on the floor of the detention center:
>>>>
>>>> snippy
>>>>
>>>> Attention all EAC operatives. Klaatu Barada Nikto. I repeat, Klaatu
>>>> Barada Nikto. Queen to Rook 4. Lastday, Capricorn Fifteens. Tanjoubi
>>>> Omedetou!
>>>>
>>>
>>> ETAOIN SHRDLU
>>
>> Ava vanta i salquess�!
>
> Ole!

Ole what?
Ole McDonald?
Ole and Lena?

Don Martin

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By yumpin' yiminy, I resent dat dere remark!
(And so does Lena!)

Alex W.

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On Sat, 23 Jan 2010 08:55:01 -0500, Don Martin wrote:

> On Sat, 23 Jan 2010 12:15:22 +0000, "Alex W." <ing...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>
>>On Sat, 23 Jan 2010 05:16:17 -0500, Robibnikoff wrote:
>>
>>> "Alex W." <ing...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote in message
>>> news:wuqdex09kyh7.1ecgvb1kfl33e$.dlg@40tude.net...
>>>> On Fri, 22 Jan 2010 18:28:52 -0500, Don Martin wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> panam...@hotmail.com wrote:
>>>>>> On Jan 21, 3:46 pm, "skepti...@aol.com" <skepti...@aol.com> scrawled
>>>>>> in urine on the floor of the detention center:
>>>>>>
>>>>>> snippy
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Attention all EAC operatives. Klaatu Barada Nikto. I repeat, Klaatu
>>>>>> Barada Nikto. Queen to Rook 4. Lastday, Capricorn Fifteens. Tanjoubi
>>>>>> Omedetou!
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> ETAOIN SHRDLU
>>>>
>>>> Ava vanta i salquess�!
>>>
>>> Ole!
>>
>>Ole what?
>>Ole McDonald?
>>Ole and Lena?
>
> By yumpin' yiminy, I resent dat dere remark!
> (And so does Lena!)

Resent ... or resemble?

After years of marriage, Ole and Lena found themselves in bed one
night. Lena leaned over to Ole and said, "Ole, have you ever
been unfaithful during all our years of marriage?"

"Not even once!" exclaimed Ole. "Lena, have you ever been
unfaithful?"

"Well, er, yes --- but only three times," she admitted somewhat
embarrassed.

"Hmmm, three times?" questioneed Ole. "That's not so bad. Do you
remember those three times? Can you tell me when?"

"Well, Ole, do you remember when you wanted to build the store
and you had a hard time getting approval from the City Council?"
asked Lena. "That was the first time."

"And, do you remember when you wanted to build an addition, but
had to get the okay from the building inspector?" she asked.
"That was the second time."

"OK, Lena, when was the third time?" queried Ole?

"The third time was... " Lena paused. "Do you remember when you
were running for president of the Sons of Norway and you needed
125 votes?"

Dr. Smartass, Troll Veterinarian

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panam...@hotmail.com wrote in
news:e77ee680-20d0-4e1f...@a15g2000yqm.googlegroups.com:

[ /me comes out from under the car, after installing new oil and filter ]

What'd I miss? I kind of...fell asleep.

--
Doc *yawn* Smartass

Dr. Smartass, Troll Veterinarian

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Jan 25, 2010, 9:48:09 PM1/25/10
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Don Martin <drdon...@comcast.net> wrote in
news:ejckl51vkg1l8h69c...@4ax.com:

> panam...@hotmail.com wrote:
>> On Jan 21, 3:46 pm, "skepti...@aol.com" <skepti...@aol.com> scrawled
>> in urine on the floor of the detention center:
>>
>> snippy
>>
>> Attention all EAC operatives. Klaatu Barada Nikto. I repeat, Klaatu
>> Barada Nikto. Queen to Rook 4. Lastday, Capricorn Fifteens. Tanjoubi
>> Omedetou!
>>
>
> ETAOIN SHRDLU

That translated as RGNBVA FUEQYH.

Are we still using ROT-13? I haven't gotten any codebooks since 2000!

--
Doc Smartass | BAAWA Knight of Troll Medication | aa # 1939

Book reviews: http://jw-bookblog.blogspot.com/

Kook Clearinghouse! http://kookclearinghouse.blogspot.com/

Pray for Goppers the way they pray for Obama! Psalm 109!

Smiler

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Oilly to bed, oilly to rise
Is the fate of a man when a motor he buys.

Smiler

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Dr. Smartass, Troll Veterinarian wrote:
> Don Martin <drdon...@comcast.net> wrote in
> news:ejckl51vkg1l8h69c...@4ax.com:
>
>> panam...@hotmail.com wrote:
>>> On Jan 21, 3:46 pm, "skepti...@aol.com" <skepti...@aol.com> scrawled
>>> in urine on the floor of the detention center:
>>>
>>> snippy
>>>
>>> Attention all EAC operatives. Klaatu Barada Nikto. I repeat, Klaatu
>>> Barada Nikto. Queen to Rook 4. Lastday, Capricorn Fifteens. Tanjoubi
>>> Omedetou!
>>>
>>
>> ETAOIN SHRDLU
>
> That translated as RGNBVA FUEQYH.
>

FILTHY BEAST!
That sort of language should be kept off the internet!

Alex W.

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Jan 26, 2010, 7:17:06 AM1/26/10
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Motto of the British Leyland owners' club?

Trance Gemini

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Jan 26, 2010, 8:16:22 AM1/26/10
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On Jan 21, 5:45 pm, panamfl...@hotmail.com wrote:
> On Jan 21, 3:46 pm, "skepti...@aol.com" <skepti...@aol.com> scrawled
> in urine on the floor of the detention center:
>
> snippy
>
> Attention all EAC operatives. Klaatu Barada Nikto. I repeat, Klaatu
> Barada Nikto. Queen to Rook 4. Lastday, Capricorn Fifteens. Tanjoubi
> Omedetou!
>
> Shake a leg, folks..
>
> -Panama Floyd, Atlanta.
> aa#2015/Member, Knights of BAAWA!
> aaConspirator #1

Okay. Where da boy at?

EAC Knightette
EAC Disciplinary Committee
Leather Teddy/CatONineTails Disciplinary Squad Leader

Smiler

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Jan 26, 2010, 7:08:10 PM1/26/10
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They can't a ford anything else, but they're getting rover it.

Alex W.

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Jan 26, 2010, 8:20:45 PM1/26/10
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Oh MG! A triumph of a pun! But putting in the Ford may have
been a tad austintatious....

Dr. Smartass, Troll Veterinarian

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Jan 27, 2010, 7:53:21 PM1/27/10
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"Smiler" <Smi...@joe.king.com> wrote in
news:JtL7n.109267$cU2....@newsfe22.ams2:

/me Nashes his teeth and Ramblers over to the pub to dodge the pun
thread.

Dr. Smartass, Troll Veterinarian

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Jan 27, 2010, 7:55:17 PM1/27/10
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"Alex W." <ing...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote in
news:i1bzt78txf$.3xfrz2hjsh2g$.d...@40tude.net:

It was phaeton!

Dr. Smartass, Troll Veterinarian

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Jan 27, 2010, 7:55:56 PM1/27/10
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"Smiler" <Smi...@joe.king.com> wrote in news:m8t7n.144612$jT5.102643
@newsfe12.ams2:

> Dr. Smartass, Troll Veterinarian wrote:
>> Don Martin <drdon...@comcast.net> wrote in
>> news:ejckl51vkg1l8h69c...@4ax.com:
>>
>>> panam...@hotmail.com wrote:
>>>> On Jan 21, 3:46 pm, "skepti...@aol.com" <skepti...@aol.com> scrawled
>>>> in urine on the floor of the detention center:
>>>>
>>>> snippy
>>>>
>>>> Attention all EAC operatives. Klaatu Barada Nikto. I repeat, Klaatu
>>>> Barada Nikto. Queen to Rook 4. Lastday, Capricorn Fifteens. Tanjoubi
>>>> Omedetou!
>>>>
>>>
>>> ETAOIN SHRDLU
>>
>> That translated as RGNBVA FUEQYH.
>>
>
> FILTHY BEAST!
> That sort of language should be kept off the internet!

Not like I said belgium.

Smiler

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Jan 27, 2010, 8:20:49 PM1/27/10
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My triumph may flower and herald a new discovery in Oxford or Cambridge, but
your god is a midget.

Smiler

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Jan 27, 2010, 8:30:00 PM1/27/10
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Dr. Smartass, Troll Veterinarian wrote:
> "Smiler" <Smi...@joe.king.com> wrote in news:m8t7n.144612$jT5.102643
> @newsfe12.ams2:
>
>> Dr. Smartass, Troll Veterinarian wrote:
>>> Don Martin <drdon...@comcast.net> wrote in
>>> news:ejckl51vkg1l8h69c...@4ax.com:
>>>
>>>> panam...@hotmail.com wrote:
>>>>> On Jan 21, 3:46 pm, "skepti...@aol.com" <skepti...@aol.com>
>>>>> scrawled in urine on the floor of the detention center:
>>>>>
>>>>> snippy
>>>>>
>>>>> Attention all EAC operatives. Klaatu Barada Nikto. I repeat,
>>>>> Klaatu Barada Nikto. Queen to Rook 4. Lastday, Capricorn
>>>>> Fifteens. Tanjoubi Omedetou!
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> ETAOIN SHRDLU
>>>
>>> That translated as RGNBVA FUEQYH.
>>>
>>
>> FILTHY BEAST!
>> That sort of language should be kept off the internet!
>
> Not like I said belgium.

The sentence for saying 'Belgium' is stoning to death.
Ouch! Who threw that?
Are there any women here?

Hannele

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Jan 28, 2010, 6:34:53 PM1/28/10
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On Thu, 28 Jan 2010 02:30:00 +0100, Smiler <Smi...@joe.king.com> wrote:

> Dr. Smartass, Troll Veterinarian wrote:
>> "Smiler" <Smi...@joe.king.com> wrote in news:m8t7n.144612$jT5.102643
>> @newsfe12.ams2:
>>
>>> Dr. Smartass, Troll Veterinarian wrote:
>>>> Don Martin <drdon...@comcast.net> wrote in
>>>> news:ejckl51vkg1l8h69c...@4ax.com:
>>>>
>>>>> panam...@hotmail.com wrote:
>>>>>> On Jan 21, 3:46 pm, "skepti...@aol.com" <skepti...@aol.com>
>>>>>> scrawled in urine on the floor of the detention center:
>>>>>>
>>>>>> snippy
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Attention all EAC operatives. Klaatu Barada Nikto. I repeat,
>>>>>> Klaatu Barada Nikto. Queen to Rook 4. Lastday, Capricorn
>>>>>> Fifteens. Tanjoubi Omedetou!
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> ETAOIN SHRDLU
>>>>
>>>> That translated as RGNBVA FUEQYH.
>>>>
>>>
>>> FILTHY BEAST!
>>> That sort of language should be kept off the internet!
>>
>> Not like I said belgium.
>
> The sentence for saying 'Belgium' is stoning to death.
> Ouch! Who threw that?
> Are there any women here?
>

"False beards! Buy your false beard here!"
No women here, honestly.

--
Hannele, A.A #2211

There are at least as many gods as there are believers.

lordofal...@gmail.com

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On Thu, 21 Jan 2010 23:39:35 -0500, Olrik <olri...@yahoo.com> wrote:

>Le 2010-01-21 17:45, panam...@hotmail.com a écrit :
>> On Jan 21, 3:46 pm, "skepti...@aol.com"<skepti...@aol.com> scrawled
>> in urine on the floor of the detention center:
>>
>> snippy
>>
>> Attention all EAC operatives. Klaatu Barada Nikto. I repeat, Klaatu
>> Barada Nikto. Queen to Rook 4. Lastday, Capricorn Fifteens. Tanjoubi
>> Omedetou!
>>
>> Shake a leg, folks..
>
>Wilco. Bacon Tasting Division is moving.
>
>>
>> -Panama Floyd, Atlanta.
>> aa#2015/Member, Knights of BAAWA!
>> aaConspirator #1


An old widow was sitting alone on the beach when an old man came along
and sat next to her. "Hello, how are you?" she said.

"Fine," he said, and started reading a book.

"I love the beach," she continued. "Do you come here often?"

"First time since my wife died last year."

"Do you live near here somewhere?" she continued.

"Yes," he answered and continued to read his book.

Desperate, and running out of ploys, she tried a different tack, "Do
you like pussycats?"

The man jumped up, threw his book into the sea, tore off both their
swimsuits, and brutally horse-fucked her into the sand.

Panting, the old woman asked, "How did you know that was what I
wanted?"

"Hah! How did you know my name was Katz?"



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