snippy
Attention all EAC operatives. Klaatu Barada Nikto. I repeat, Klaatu
Barada Nikto. Queen to Rook 4. Lastday, Capricorn Fifteens. Tanjoubi
Omedetou!
Shake a leg, folks..
-Panama Floyd, Atlanta.
aa#2015/Member, Knights of BAAWA!
aaConspirator #1
a government
aaCognitive Infiltrator #1.
There ya go, fixed it.
-Panama Floyd, District of Columbia.
A "Secret" plan the publish openly on the internet?
"Conspiracy theorists are not likely to be persuaded by an attempt to dispel
their theories; they may even characterize that very attempt as further
proof of the conspiracy. Because those who hold conspiracy theories
typically suffer from a crippled epistemology, in accordance with which it
is rational to hold such theories, the best response consists in cognitive
infiltration of extremist groups. Various policy dilemmas, such as the
question whether it is better for government to rebut conspiracy theories or
to ignore them, are explored in this light. "
> On Jan 21, 3:46�pm, "skepti...@aol.com" <skepti...@aol.com> scrawled
> in urine on the floor of the detention center:
>
> snippy
>
> Attention all EAC operatives. Klaatu Barada Nikto. I repeat, Klaatu
> Barada Nikto. Queen to Rook 4. Lastday, Capricorn Fifteens. Tanjoubi
> Omedetou!
>
> Shake a leg, folks..
>
<Grabs revolver>
...I must kill Pap Schmear...
--
Uncle Vic
aa Atheist #2011
Christians are like Slinkys. They're boring, but they'll put a smile on
your face when you push them down the stairs.
Where did I put that damn memo?
I'LL BE WITH YOU IN A MOMENT!
Ah! Here it is, inside my rubber chicken!
<skims through memo>
Shit. I need my secret decoder ring to read this.
HOLD ON! I'LL GO GET IT!
OK, now where was I?
Oh yes. Klaatu Barada Nikto....
Damn, my decoder ring has got bent and won't work.
I'M JUST GOING FOR A PAIR OF PLIERS!
I'm back. I've only got to straighten it out.
<sounds of straining>
That's better....Klaatu Barada Nikto..... That decodes to PLEFSIVD??
Ah! I'm holding the damn ring upside down.
Try again.
It now decodes to "The Black Helicopters left on their secret mission five
minutes ago."
SORRY!
--
Smiler
The godless one
a.a.# 2279
All gods are bespoke. They're all made to
perfectly fit the prejudices of their believer
Aolis Fourteen Umbra.
Oh Dear! Oh Dear!
Crystal Blue Persuasion.
--
BDK..
Leader of the nonexistent paid shills.
Non Jew Jew Club founding member.
Former number one Kook Magnet, title passed to Iarnrod.
LOL, you sound a lot like my Ex-GF after she reads some of the kook
posts.
Oh shit, not again!!!
JohnN
They call you a clueless kook.
Wilco. Bacon Tasting Division is moving.
Dammit, Smiler...now you know why you're "flying a desk". <g>
-Panama Floyd, Atlanta.
aa#2015, Member Knights of BAAWA!
EAC Martian Commander
aaCognitive Infiltrator #1.
Danger, Will Robinson..
> Oh Dear! Oh Dear!
>
> Crystal Blue Persuasion.
Holy shi-....a CBP? Damn, this is worse than I thought. The CRM 114
has blown itself up, but I believe the proper response is "It's a new
vibration".
I blame it on the cheap metal they make the decoder rings from and the
excessive number of memos we get from the EAC (ntie,oc).
ETAOIN SHRDLU
-
aa #2278 Never mind "proof." Where is your evidence?
Fidei defensor (Hon. Antipodean)
The Squeeky Wheel: http://home.comcast.net/~drdonmartin/
>panam...@hotmail.com wrote:
>> On Jan 21, 3:46 pm, "skepti...@aol.com" <skepti...@aol.com> scrawled
>> in urine on the floor of the detention center:
>>
>> snippy
>>
>> Attention all EAC operatives. Klaatu Barada Nikto. I repeat, Klaatu
>> Barada Nikto. Queen to Rook 4. Lastday, Capricorn Fifteens. Tanjoubi
>> Omedetou!
>>
>
>ETAOIN SHRDLU
Frequently.
Calm down. The EAC pharma division was already on full alert and in the
process of scaling up production of the antipsychotics ordered for him. They
should be ready for dispatch, by black helicopter, in an hour and be with
you in two. I'm also sending a standard 10" dia. insertion tool in case you
don't already have one. Don't forget that you will need your rubber chicken
and ID number for the crew to hand the consignment over to you.
Squeeze me? Baking powder?
--
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo & Belly Dancer Supreme
BAAWA Knight
#1557/
> panam...@hotmail.com wrote:
>> On Jan 21, 3:46 pm, "skepti...@aol.com" <skepti...@aol.com> scrawled
>> in urine on the floor of the detention center:
>>
>> snippy
>>
>> Attention all EAC operatives. Klaatu Barada Nikto. I repeat, Klaatu
>> Barada Nikto. Queen to Rook 4. Lastday, Capricorn Fifteens. Tanjoubi
>> Omedetou!
>>
>
> ETAOIN SHRDLU
Ava vanta i salquess�!
Do you know the whole thing with the electromagnetic waves? And
they bounce in your head and you've got to wear the aluminum beanie?
And if you put the beanie on the wrong way they keep on
bouncing and reverberating...does that happen to you too? (Gasp) I've
said too much!
Ole!
> "Alex W." <ing...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote in message
> news:wuqdex09kyh7.1ecgvb1kfl33e$.dlg@40tude.net...
>> On Fri, 22 Jan 2010 18:28:52 -0500, Don Martin wrote:
>>
>>> panam...@hotmail.com wrote:
>>>> On Jan 21, 3:46 pm, "skepti...@aol.com" <skepti...@aol.com> scrawled
>>>> in urine on the floor of the detention center:
>>>>
>>>> snippy
>>>>
>>>> Attention all EAC operatives. Klaatu Barada Nikto. I repeat, Klaatu
>>>> Barada Nikto. Queen to Rook 4. Lastday, Capricorn Fifteens. Tanjoubi
>>>> Omedetou!
>>>>
>>>
>>> ETAOIN SHRDLU
>>
>> Ava vanta i salquess�!
>
> Ole!
Ole what?
Ole McDonald?
Ole and Lena?
By yumpin' yiminy, I resent dat dere remark!
(And so does Lena!)
> On Sat, 23 Jan 2010 12:15:22 +0000, "Alex W." <ing...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>
>>On Sat, 23 Jan 2010 05:16:17 -0500, Robibnikoff wrote:
>>
>>> "Alex W." <ing...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote in message
>>> news:wuqdex09kyh7.1ecgvb1kfl33e$.dlg@40tude.net...
>>>> On Fri, 22 Jan 2010 18:28:52 -0500, Don Martin wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> panam...@hotmail.com wrote:
>>>>>> On Jan 21, 3:46 pm, "skepti...@aol.com" <skepti...@aol.com> scrawled
>>>>>> in urine on the floor of the detention center:
>>>>>>
>>>>>> snippy
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Attention all EAC operatives. Klaatu Barada Nikto. I repeat, Klaatu
>>>>>> Barada Nikto. Queen to Rook 4. Lastday, Capricorn Fifteens. Tanjoubi
>>>>>> Omedetou!
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> ETAOIN SHRDLU
>>>>
>>>> Ava vanta i salquess�!
>>>
>>> Ole!
>>
>>Ole what?
>>Ole McDonald?
>>Ole and Lena?
>
> By yumpin' yiminy, I resent dat dere remark!
> (And so does Lena!)
Resent ... or resemble?
After years of marriage, Ole and Lena found themselves in bed one
night. Lena leaned over to Ole and said, "Ole, have you ever
been unfaithful during all our years of marriage?"
"Not even once!" exclaimed Ole. "Lena, have you ever been
unfaithful?"
"Well, er, yes --- but only three times," she admitted somewhat
embarrassed.
"Hmmm, three times?" questioneed Ole. "That's not so bad. Do you
remember those three times? Can you tell me when?"
"Well, Ole, do you remember when you wanted to build the store
and you had a hard time getting approval from the City Council?"
asked Lena. "That was the first time."
"And, do you remember when you wanted to build an addition, but
had to get the okay from the building inspector?" she asked.
"That was the second time."
"OK, Lena, when was the third time?" queried Ole?
"The third time was... " Lena paused. "Do you remember when you
were running for president of the Sons of Norway and you needed
125 votes?"
[ /me comes out from under the car, after installing new oil and filter ]
What'd I miss? I kind of...fell asleep.
--
Doc *yawn* Smartass
> panam...@hotmail.com wrote:
>> On Jan 21, 3:46 pm, "skepti...@aol.com" <skepti...@aol.com> scrawled
>> in urine on the floor of the detention center:
>>
>> snippy
>>
>> Attention all EAC operatives. Klaatu Barada Nikto. I repeat, Klaatu
>> Barada Nikto. Queen to Rook 4. Lastday, Capricorn Fifteens. Tanjoubi
>> Omedetou!
>>
>
> ETAOIN SHRDLU
That translated as RGNBVA FUEQYH.
Are we still using ROT-13? I haven't gotten any codebooks since 2000!
--
Doc Smartass | BAAWA Knight of Troll Medication | aa # 1939
Book reviews: http://jw-bookblog.blogspot.com/
Kook Clearinghouse! http://kookclearinghouse.blogspot.com/
Pray for Goppers the way they pray for Obama! Psalm 109!
Oilly to bed, oilly to rise
Is the fate of a man when a motor he buys.
FILTHY BEAST!
That sort of language should be kept off the internet!
Motto of the British Leyland owners' club?
Okay. Where da boy at?
EAC Knightette
EAC Disciplinary Committee
Leather Teddy/CatONineTails Disciplinary Squad Leader
They can't a ford anything else, but they're getting rover it.
Oh MG! A triumph of a pun! But putting in the Ford may have
been a tad austintatious....
/me Nashes his teeth and Ramblers over to the pub to dodge the pun
thread.
It was phaeton!
> Dr. Smartass, Troll Veterinarian wrote:
>> Don Martin <drdon...@comcast.net> wrote in
>> news:ejckl51vkg1l8h69c...@4ax.com:
>>
>>> panam...@hotmail.com wrote:
>>>> On Jan 21, 3:46 pm, "skepti...@aol.com" <skepti...@aol.com> scrawled
>>>> in urine on the floor of the detention center:
>>>>
>>>> snippy
>>>>
>>>> Attention all EAC operatives. Klaatu Barada Nikto. I repeat, Klaatu
>>>> Barada Nikto. Queen to Rook 4. Lastday, Capricorn Fifteens. Tanjoubi
>>>> Omedetou!
>>>>
>>>
>>> ETAOIN SHRDLU
>>
>> That translated as RGNBVA FUEQYH.
>>
>
> FILTHY BEAST!
> That sort of language should be kept off the internet!
Not like I said belgium.
My triumph may flower and herald a new discovery in Oxford or Cambridge, but
your god is a midget.
The sentence for saying 'Belgium' is stoning to death.
Ouch! Who threw that?
Are there any women here?
> Dr. Smartass, Troll Veterinarian wrote:
>> "Smiler" <Smi...@joe.king.com> wrote in news:m8t7n.144612$jT5.102643
>> @newsfe12.ams2:
>>
>>> Dr. Smartass, Troll Veterinarian wrote:
>>>> Don Martin <drdon...@comcast.net> wrote in
>>>> news:ejckl51vkg1l8h69c...@4ax.com:
>>>>
>>>>> panam...@hotmail.com wrote:
>>>>>> On Jan 21, 3:46 pm, "skepti...@aol.com" <skepti...@aol.com>
>>>>>> scrawled in urine on the floor of the detention center:
>>>>>>
>>>>>> snippy
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Attention all EAC operatives. Klaatu Barada Nikto. I repeat,
>>>>>> Klaatu Barada Nikto. Queen to Rook 4. Lastday, Capricorn
>>>>>> Fifteens. Tanjoubi Omedetou!
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> ETAOIN SHRDLU
>>>>
>>>> That translated as RGNBVA FUEQYH.
>>>>
>>>
>>> FILTHY BEAST!
>>> That sort of language should be kept off the internet!
>>
>> Not like I said belgium.
>
> The sentence for saying 'Belgium' is stoning to death.
> Ouch! Who threw that?
> Are there any women here?
>
"False beards! Buy your false beard here!"
No women here, honestly.
--
Hannele, A.A #2211
There are at least as many gods as there are believers.