Judge rules that you can't pay someone to masturbate in Utah

linuxgal

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Apr 25, 2012, 9:47:47 PM4/25/12

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...a state that I didn't even know had emissions standards.

Olrik

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Apr 25, 2012, 10:48:44 PM4/25/12

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Le 2012-04-25 21:47, linuxgal a écrit :
> ...a state that I didn't even know had emissions standards.

It's a DIY state!

Richo

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Apr 25, 2012, 11:35:32 PM4/25/12

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On Apr 26, 11:47 am, linuxgal <linux...@cleanposts.com> wrote:
> ...a state that I didn't even know had emissions standards.

Oh very good!

Mark.
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Fidem Turbare, the non-existent atheist goddess

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Apr 25, 2012, 11:56:19 PM4/25/12

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I wonder how they enforce that law?

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Olrik

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Apr 26, 2012, 12:07:33 AM4/26/12

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Le 2012-04-25 23:56, Fidem Turbare, the non-existent atheist goddess a
écrit :

> On Wed, 25 Apr 2012 22:48:44 -0400
> Olrik<olri...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>> Le 2012-04-25 21:47, linuxgal a écrit :
>>> ...a state that I didn't even know had emissions standards.
>>
>> It's a DIY state!
>
> I wonder how they enforce that law?

Entrapment, as in «Would you like a helping hand?»

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Don Martin

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Apr 26, 2012, 1:51:11 PM4/26/12

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linuxgal <linu...@cleanposts.com> wrote:
> ...a state that I didn't even know had emissions standards.

Brava!

(Never mind what the intellectual eunuchs say.)

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HVAC

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Apr 26, 2012, 3:00:49 PM4/26/12

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On 4/25/2012 11:56 PM, Fidem Turbare, the non-existent atheist goddess
wrote:

> On Wed, 25 Apr 2012 22:48:44 -0400
> Olrik<olri...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>> Le 2012-04-25 21:47, linuxgal a écrit :
>>> ...a state that I didn't even know had emissions standards.
>>
>> It's a DIY state!
>
> I wonder how they enforce that law?

Handcuffs?

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjO7kBqTFqo

Fidem Turbare, the non-existent atheist goddess

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Apr 26, 2012, 3:08:29 PM4/26/12

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On Thu, 26 Apr 2012 15:00:49 -0400
HVAC <mr....@gmail.com> wrote:
> On 4/25/2012 11:56 PM, Fidem Turbare, the non-existent atheist
> goddess wrote:
> > On Wed, 25 Apr 2012 22:48:44 -0400
> > Olrik<olri...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> >> Le 2012-04-25 21:47, linuxgal a écrit :
> >>> ...a state that I didn't even know had emissions standards.
> >>
> >> It's a DIY state!
> >
> > I wonder how they enforce that law?
>
> Handcuffs?

Ha ha! Just be careful not to drag Cha's Teaty into this.

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"I have about 100 pairs of pajamas; I like to see people dressed
comfortably."
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Smiler

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Apr 26, 2012, 9:04:40 PM4/26/12

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On Thu, 26 Apr 2012 12:08:29 -0700, Fidem Turbare, the non-existent

atheist goddess wrote:

> On Thu, 26 Apr 2012 15:00:49 -0400
> HVAC <mr....@gmail.com> wrote:
>> On 4/25/2012 11:56 PM, Fidem Turbare, the non-existent atheist
>> goddess wrote:
>> > On Wed, 25 Apr 2012 22:48:44 -0400
>> > Olrik<olri...@yahoo.com> wrote:

>> >> Le 2012-04-25 21:47, linuxgal a �crit :

>> >>> ...a state that I didn't even know had emissions standards.
>> >>
>> >> It's a DIY state!
>> >
>> > I wonder how they enforce that law?
>>
>> Handcuffs?
>
> Ha ha! Just be careful not to drag Cha's Teaty into this.

Or Ab's tin ence?

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All gods are tailored to order. They're made to

exactly fit the prejudices of their believers.

Ben Kaufman

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Apr 26, 2012, 11:01:20 PM4/26/12

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On Fri, 27 Apr 2012 02:04:40 +0100, Smiler <Youm...@JoeKing.com> wrote:

>On Thu, 26 Apr 2012 12:08:29 -0700, Fidem Turbare, the non-existent
>atheist goddess wrote:
>
>> On Thu, 26 Apr 2012 15:00:49 -0400
>> HVAC <mr....@gmail.com> wrote:
>>> On 4/25/2012 11:56 PM, Fidem Turbare, the non-existent atheist
>>> goddess wrote:
>>> > On Wed, 25 Apr 2012 22:48:44 -0400
>>> > Olrik<olri...@yahoo.com> wrote:

>>> >> Le 2012-04-25 21:47, linuxgal a écrit :
>>> >>> ...a state that I didn't even know had emissions standards.
>>> >>
>>> >> It's a DIY state!
>>> >
>>> > I wonder how they enforce that law?
>>>
>>> Handcuffs?
>>
>> Ha ha! Just be careful not to drag Cha's Teaty into this.
>
>Or Ab's tin ence?

What about bartering? :-)

Fidem Turbare, the non-existent atheist goddess

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Apr 27, 2012, 1:29:04 AM4/27/12

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Got any Catholitic Converters? Utah's probably very low on supplies.

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"If Genesis is true, [then] God is running a protection racket."
-- Barry O'Grady (April 4, 2012)

linuxgal

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Apr 27, 2012, 8:56:07 PM4/27/12

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Yoor...@Jurgis.net wrote:

> On Wed, 25 Apr 2012 18:47:47 -0700, linuxgal <linu...@cleanposts.com>
> wrote:
>
>> ...a state that I didn't even know had emissions standards.
>

> Wouln't affect a eunuch like you, would it?

Yeah, I've pretty much been without testicles my whole life. But I've
learned to adapt.

Steve

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Apr 27, 2012, 9:02:05 PM4/27/12

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On Fri, 27 Apr 2012 17:56:07 -0700, linuxgal <linu...@cleanposts.com>
wrote:

Yoorghis (Gary Roselles) can relate to that.. except he hasn't
adapted as well..

Joe Bruno

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Apr 29, 2012, 4:02:03 AM4/29/12

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On Wednesday, April 25, 2012 6:47:47 PM UTC-7, linuxgal wrote:
> ...a state that I didn't even know had emissions standards.

I was recently a defendant in a small claims court case.The judge
did nothing but mentally masturbate during the entire proceeding.

chibiabos

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Apr 29, 2012, 7:21:33 PM4/29/12

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In article <e7KdnTDrubcq3QbS...@giganews.com>, linuxgal

ROFL!

-chib

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chibiabos

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Apr 29, 2012, 7:33:03 PM4/29/12

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In article
<32172353.1828.1335686523928.JavaMail.geo-discussion-forums@ynjw9>, Joe

"Here come de judge!"

Fidem Turbare, the non-existent atheist goddess

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Apr 29, 2012, 8:19:06 PM4/29/12

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Sometimes it's the judge, but usually it's the case or its participants
who set the tone.

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"We don't need a weakened government but a strong government that would
take responsibility for the rights of the individual and care for the
society as a whole."
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Christopher A. Lee

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Apr 29, 2012, 8:48:40 PM4/29/12

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On Sun, 29 Apr 2012 17:19:06 -0700, "Fidem Turbare, the non-existent
atheist goddess" <god...@fidemturbare.com> wrote:

>On Sun, 29 Apr 2012 01:02:03 -0700 (PDT)
>Joe Bruno <atjoe...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> On Wednesday, April 25, 2012 6:47:47 PM UTC-7, linuxgal wrote:
>>
>> > ...a state that I didn't even know had emissions standards.
>>
>> I was recently a defendant in a small claims court case.The judge
>> did nothing but mentally masturbate during the entire proceeding.
>
>Sometimes it's the judge, but usually it's the case or its participants
>who set the tone.

Rowan Atkinson as a judge...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VgwxKW0J6I

Joe Bruno

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Apr 29, 2012, 11:01:51 PM4/29/12

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On Sunday, April 29, 2012 5:19:06 PM UTC-7, Fidem Turbare, the non-existent atheist goddess wrote:
> On Sun, 29 Apr 2012 01:02:03 -0700 (PDT)
> Joe Bruno <atjoe...@gmail.com> wrote:
> > On Wednesday, April 25, 2012 6:47:47 PM UTC-7, linuxgal wrote:
> >
> > > ...a state that I didn't even know had emissions standards.
> >
> > I was recently a defendant in a small claims court case.The judge
> > did nothing but mentally masturbate during the entire proceeding.
>
> Sometimes it's the judge, but usually it's the case or its participants
> who set the tone.
>
> --

Not there. She wouldn't even let me tell my side of the story.