OT: Terminal Boredom....(a popped rib really sucks)
sto...@the.net
http://www.linkpost.org/lnk/go.php/152/
looks like a mix of things here;
http://www.timekiller.dk/
Chlorine and alcohol mix
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ACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (darwin award?)
Norweigan base jumpers
http://abum.com/?show_media=1277
Definately a car pool
http://www.santoalt.com/carpool.php
can you say the epitome of rude?
http://www.santoalt.com/farts_andsex.php
how does mom spell relief?
http://www.santoalt.com/boyscanwait.php
(MMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHH)
A political campaign one can sink their teeth into.....
http://www.newsfilter.org/no-more-bush.htm
Two morticians are sitting around at the end of the day:
"Did you see that cute redhead they brought in yesterday?"
"Yeah, she was really something!"
"Did you see the clit on that bitch?"
"Yeah, it was like a pickle!"
"Well, it wasn't that big . . ."
"No, but it was that sour!"
**
"You'll never believe what happened to me!" said John to the Reverend.
"What?"
"This weekend, I went out hunting, and I came across a girl tied to
the railroad tracks! She had the most beautiful body I ever saw! I
untied her and I fucked her for hours! It was great!"
"So, did she suck a good dick?"
"Well, that's the only thing. I looked and looked, but I never did
find her head."
**
Q. Whats the definition of disgusting?
A. Stuffing a dozen oysters into your granny's cunt and sucking out
thirteen.
**
While on a Far East "sex tour," a businessman parties with some really
skanky Thai hookers. Upon his return, he's horrified to discover his
penis is black and green and oozing pus. He goes to his family doctor
who takes one look and says: "I'm sorry, your penis will have to be
amputated." Wanting a second opinion, the businessman goes to a
specialist in venereal diseases who takes one look, gasps in disgust,
and says "I'm sorry, your penis will have to be amputated."
Desperate, the man goes to a Chinese herbalist and says: "please help
me. The doctors are telling me I have to have my penis amputated!"
The wise old Chinese examines the man, clucks his tongue, and says:
"Those Western doctor -- they only interested in money! You no need
amputation!"
Immensely relieved, the man says: "I don't?"
"No! You wait ten day, dick fall off all by itself!"
**
Lions VS. Hyenas
http://www.abum.com/?show_media=151
Russian site-english version
http://eng.debri.ru/
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Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Vote for Bush. Why vote for the lesser of two evils?
towelie
Popped rib? Did you get cool painkillers?
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sto...@the.net
wrote:
>TV's sto...@the.net wrote:
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>Popped rib? Did you get cool painkillers?
I've got some Vicodin which I take at night to sleep. It takes two
pills to have any effect at all. In the hospital it took two shots of
Morphine to do anything.
With my customized central nervous system not much medication works as
it should. 800 mgs of Ibuprophin 3x/day does have some effect.
Irony abounds. I'm one that has no interest in drugs (except for
coffee and the occasional beer) and yet I'm on different perscriptions
to keep me functioning to some degree and, I suspect, alive. I'd like
to hold out long enough (2-1/2 years to see my oldest daughter get her
Bachelor's Degree) :)
I made the mistake at my class renuion of mentioning I wouldn't be
around for the next one as I've dodged so many 'bullets' already. Of
course, that went round like 'wildfire' and, invariably a person that
heard the remark mentioned it to others and so it goes.
Funny. Several docs have indicated what I've been through and damage
I've taken would have killed most people. Of course, nine years ago,
if I had any incling the emergency surgery I was having wasn't routine
(I wasn't in good shape mentally or physically) I would have refused
it and have been dead some fourteen hours later.
What I figured out later was it was very 'touch and go' for the week
after the surgery. Such came to light via conversation with some of
the curious base medics. They filled in the missing puzzle pieces.
Then again, my life started with pushing medical boundries and
surprising doctors why should the progression be different?
"You shouldn't be alive, but dead many times over."
DUH! But I'm still here-not functioning well-but still here.
Maybe tomorrow I can work some more on a landscape painting. That
would be nice.
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sto...@the.net
wrote:
> I heard these when I was in 5th grade.
I didn't say they were new.
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