There are many instances in history where humans acted like animals...
the Vikings, the Germans, etc, and today they are the most civilized
people in the world. There's a particular place where we still behave
like beasts, and thus we need some whip and treat (the banana) on our
roads...
HONK IF YOU ARE FOR THE REVOLUTION!
After so long in the cage, I decided to go out and enjoy the cool day.
You know, one of those days that you have to live, even if you die
because of it... We went out through the back streets, but later we
had no choice but to ride the main street for a few blocks in order to
make a quick left. I decided to ride like a car TAKING THE LEFT LANE,
and soon enough there were the predators behind us blasting the horn,
while I waved them to pass on the right. Hey, the road had 3 lanes, so
I don't see the reason for all that noise and intimidation. I do not
recommend though doing this without some plug-style headphones playing
loud music. You pretend to ignore them...
But I thought of a way to put all that NOISE AND AGGRESSION to work
for a good cause. It's good they know you are not alone, so they think
twice before actually acting on their animal instincts...
http://www.zazzle.com/i_like_banana_revolution_tshirt-235884093374828058
If you are banana shy, I can work around the word. But hey, let's be
real, if they are hungry, don't they deserve a banana?
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> >> But I believe that nations are forced into civilization, as it is the
> >> case of Germany in the last decades.
> > Ah... So germany wasn't civilized prior to what? 1989? 1953? 1945?
> they don't play cricket, and so are still uncivilized.
One effective way to see if a nation is civilized is to look at its
roads.
Then you realize that America is not that far ahead of Congo.
Can a nation that plays American football be civilized? ;)