http://friendlyatheist.com/2009/10/10/sell-the-vatican-feed-the-world/
Heh. Sarah Silverman has nailed it, yet again :-)
> Copied from another site.
>
> http://friendlyatheist.com/2009/10/10/sell-the-vatican-feed-the-world/
>
> Heh. Sarah Silverman has nailed it, yet again :-)
>
I think that is a high candidate for "Idea of the Year", but noone has
anywhere near enough money to buy the property in question at a reasonable
price. We'll have to split it up if we sell it, and that would ruin its
value.
No, what we should do is evict the current residents (they have no lease,
so screw 'em), then take over their positions and continue the money
collecting psychological warfare business they've spent 2000 years
developing just as it is. It's a real profit center, you know!
Why screw up a good corporation that's running so smoothly, more smoothly
than any other in history! The suckers keep buying into it without ever
receiving a product!
--
Larry
1 sale, 1 meal. Not a good deal.
The Dukester, American-American
*****
"The Mass is the most perfect form of Prayer."
Pope Paul VI
*****
I love Sarah, as does Sarah.
She says if you shower with your boyfriend you will have the cleanest
shiniest boobs ever.
I agree.
> but noone has
> anywhere near enough money to buy the property in question at a reasonable
> price.
How about Bill Gates or Warren Burrett(correct spelling?) or the
Google guys?
Hey some of the richest people in world are atheists.
We could make a business proposal to them ;-)
They could use their charitable trusts to buy it and then the income
from it could go back into their charitable trusts AND feed the world.
Easy!
> We'll have to split it up if we sell it, and that would ruin its
> value.
>
> No, what we should do is evict the current residents (they have no lease,
> so screw 'em), then take over their positions and continue the money
> collecting psychological warfare business they've spent 2000 years
> developing just as it is. It's a real profit center, you know!
That's a good plan too! That money could be used to Feed the World.
See. Brainstorming works. All it takes is for someone to get the idea
rolling....
>
> Why screw up a good corporation that's running so smoothly, more smoothly
> than any other in history! The suckers keep buying into it without ever
> receiving a product!
Haha. Good point. Once it's taken over it can be subverted for the
good ;-)
>
> --
> Larry
Not if it's treated like a money generating investment
Ya got to love Sarah Silverman :-).
This is true ;-)
Duke is our resident religious nut, catholic that is.
Yes Duke and I have met.
He was the originator of the "leather teddy" part of my sig.
He seems to have S&M fantasies which, given that he's Catholic,
doesn't surprise me in the least ;-)
> On Oct 12, 2:08 pm, Larry <no...@home.com> wrote:
>> Trance Gemini <trancegemi...@gmail.com> wrote in
>> news:e4bc0f06-fd0c-401a-
>> 859b-1a80f12a7...@y21g2000yqn.googlegroups.com:
>>
>> > Copied from another site.
>>
>> >http://friendlyatheist.com/2009/10/10/sell-the-vatican-feed-the-world/
>>
>> > Heh. Sarah Silverman has nailed it, yet again :-)
>>
>> I think that is a high candidate for "Idea of the Year",
>
> I agree.
>
>> but noone has
>> anywhere near enough money to buy the property in question at a
>> reasonable price.
>
> How about Bill Gates or Warren Burrett(correct spelling?) or the Google
> guys?
>
> Hey some of the richest people in world are atheists.
>
> We could make a business proposal to them ;-)
>
> They could use their charitable trusts to buy it and then the income
> from it could go back into their charitable trusts AND feed the world.
>
> Easy!
You think Microsoft running the Vatican would somehow be an improvement?
??? 8(
Those Microsoft charities are just tax deductable PR operations, and
designed to draw pressure away from solutions to the problems they claim
to "address".
Get Randi onto it! Stat!
--
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*===( http://principiadiscordia.com/
*===( http://www.slackware.com/
LMAO! It's got to be an improvement Mike.
Gates is, after all, an atheist ....
>
> Those Microsoft charities are just tax deductable PR operations, and
> designed to draw pressure away from solutions to the problems they claim
> to "address".
Okay Warren Buffet then, or the Google guys?
Imagine Google being run out of the Vatican. Haha
Then again there could be some advantages to Google.
You know, having your own country.
How does anyone sue you?
>
> Get Randi onto it! Stat!
Randi?
>
> --
> *===(http://www.400monkeys.com/God/
> *===(http://principiadiscordia.com/
> *===(http://www.slackware.com/
This means nothing in this context. He's still a git, and M$, if they got
the chance, would own the world like the Vatican wants to, and nearly
does.
There is only one way this is going to work, and thats a global
conversion to FSMism and Linux!
Open sauce on everything! Yay!
>
>> Those Microsoft charities are just tax deductable PR operations, and
>> designed to draw pressure away from solutions to the problems they
>> claim to "address".
>
> Okay Warren Buffet then, or the Google guys?
>
> Imagine Google being run out of the Vatican. Haha
>
> Then again there could be some advantages to Google.
>
> You know, having your own country.
>
> How does anyone sue you?
>
>
>> Get Randi onto it! Stat!
>
> Randi?
>
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Randi
You know it makes sense. :)
> On Mon, 12 Oct 2009 08:22:51 -0700 (PDT), Trance Gemini
> Sorry. I can foresee a problem.
>
> As the Jews, victims of Nazi Germany, sought restitution and got it. So
> would the victims of the Vatican.
>
> Still, a third of the world might appreciate a box of Kraft dinner. :)
You do have a good point.
Japan allowed itself to be set up as the joint-loser of WW" along with
Germany. Its quite a good move losing a major war to an empire.
So, maybe all this "Buffy" stuff thats been teasing kids away from the
other mythologies for the last dew decades, and the ease with which
Dawkins got "The God Delusion" out there, is all part of a plan to create
a new "bad guy" type and eventually turn the whole thing into a "blame
the atheists" global blowback event?
Just thinkin' out loud here.
Imagine Ratty waving his staff defiantly and quoting "Ah'll be BACH!"
Ooer!
<snipped>
> There is only one way this is going to work, and thats a global
> conversion to FSMism and Linux!
>
> Open sauce on everything! Yay!
Or IPUism and Linux (Yay for Pink!)
Pineapple and Ham Pizza!
(I'll have to re-learn C/C++/Java/Linux and LAMP though or I'll be out
of a job permanently :-( )
<snipped>
> > Randi?
>
> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Randi
>
> You know it makes sense. :)
Haha! That it does...
------------------------------------------
Sista Trance.
High Priestess of the Holy Order of the Virtual Temple of the
Invisible Pink Unicorn
Protector of the Holy Sock of Bob
Keeper of the Words of the Grand High Llama
> Then again there could be some advantages to Google.
>
> You know, having your own country.
>
> How does anyone sue you?
>
>
We could have any videos we wanted on YouTube! Who are they gonna sue for
copyright infringement in Googleland, the pope?
DCMA would be moot!.....
The media Jews ain't gonna like this!........................(c;]
--
Larry
Haha Good point. :-)
>
> The media Jews ain't gonna like this!........................(c;]
What Mike said.
>
> --
> Larry
But fantasies are all he has. He has to think of something whilst he
masturbates, never having had the 'real thing'.
--
Smiler
The godless one
a.a.# 2279
All gods are bespoke. They're all made to
perfectly fit the prejudices of their believer
While he flagellates himself on his knees asking his gawd for
forgiveness from his sin...
He'd have to compose himself first.
Something vage about "fiddling" floats through my mind here.
Would that be Cardinal Sin, the previous prelate of the Phillipines?
In the "House of Sin" itself :-)
Are you Brahms and Liszt?
:-)
Nah. Just traying to get a Handel on things.
After that one, you ought to go into Haydn.
-
aa #2278 Never mind "proof." Where is your evidence?
Fidei defensor (Hon. Antipodean)
The Squeeky Wheel: http://home.comcast.net/~drdonmartin/
Relatively few of the poor ones, tho.
Yes, Ireland is no longer a poor nation.
Too Bizet ATM.
Go for baroque, then.
Well, maybe for a few minuets then.
I love that name, Cardinal Sin. It makes me chuckle everytime I hear it.
It's almost as good as Major Major Major Major in "Catch 22".
And, just think of which institution kept Ireland enslaved all those
years......It begins with C?
--
Larry
Haha. Waaaay too fitting :-)
>>> Would that be Cardinal Sin, the previous prelate of the Phillipines?
>>
>> In the "House of Sin" itself :-)
>>
>
>I love that name, Cardinal Sin. It makes me chuckle everytime I hear it.
>It's almost as good as Major Major Major Major in "Catch 22".
Theologically speaking, one wonders where Cardinal Sin falls on the Venial Sin
-- Mortal Sin Richter Scale.
Actually, it began with Cromwell....
He should be locked in a Cage for 4:33.
The Souza, the better.
After that, the W.C. should come in Handey.
Wow.. we don't have to pay to feed the world's poor.. we can
take OTHER PEOPLES STUFF, SELL IT AND GIVE THE MONEY TO THE HUNGRY!! 8^o
Golly.. why didn't someone have this idea earlier!?
Well they did! Lenin, Mao, Stalin and Pol Pot all thought it was
a really SELLABLE idea, to tell everyone that they should just, you
know, LIBERATE the wealth of the Kulaks, the Church, anyone with more
money than YOU, and give it away to the NEEDY.
Of course Sarah Silverman could give some of HER money to help the
poor.. she has a huge plasma TV.. but hey.. that's HER TV.. and you
know, Americans believe in private property.. right!? they aren't
COMMUNISTS! B^p
So why would the WEALTHIEST nation on earth with 5% of the worlds
population, that consumes 25% of it's oil and other resources EVERY year
think that them turning food into ethanol fuel could be taking it out of
the mouths of the poor.. or that if we sacrificed just a FRACTION
of what we spend on Cosmetics, drugs, alcohol or pet food, we could
easily eliminate world hunger... it's JUST a distribution problem!
and if people did think that our greed was the problem then we best find
a way of distracting them.. a scapegoat is always a good idea.. but
the Jews have already been used.. How about the Vatican?
B^p
> Heh. Sarah Silverman has nailed it, yet again :-)
She sat there and told us that her first response to the hungry
was to "TIVO right past it".. but they were still there, on her
42" plasma TV.. So she doesn't plan to do a FUCKING THING to
alleviate world hunger, despite being in the top 5% of the worlds
WEALTHIEST people, except make up BULLSHIT, adolescent FANTASIES
that involve expropriation and re-distribution of OTHER PEOPLES
WEALTH!!! 8^o
It's Lenin, Stalin, Mao and Pol Pot with polished tits! fer fuks sake!!
B^[
In my town the Catholics (i'm not one) run the Brotherhood, St Vinnies
Schools, Hospitals .....ALREADY... !!!
WHAT DO THE FUCKING ATHEISTS PROVIDE???????????????
And yet these SMUG DO-NOTHING BITCHES tell us that they have
a brilliant idea..
distribute someone else's money to the poor!
FUCK OFF AND DIE ...YOU USELESS BINTS!!! B^[
If she can do it to 'educated' 21st century people, you can see how easy
it was for Lenin to incite fear, hatred and envy of the Kulaks and the
Church, and implement Diderot's Doctrine of Militant atheism;
"Man will never be free until the last king is strangled
with the entrails of the last priest."
"Atheism is the natural and inseparable part of Communism."
-Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov (Lenin)
http://www.atheistnexus.org/photo/2182797:Photo:8295?context=latest
http://www.atheistnexus.org/photo/2182797:Photo:8290?context=latest
"Our program necessarily includes the propaganda of atheism."
- Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov (Lenin)
http://www.atheistnexus.org/photo/2182797:Photo:6348?context=latest
http://www.atheistnexus.org/photo/2182797:Photo:17478?context=latest
"How can you make a revolution without firing squads?"
- Lenin
Atheists haven't changed their hate-filled murderous dogma;
# From: Trance Gemini <trance...@gmail.com>
# Newsgroups: alt.atheism
# Subject: Re: A.A. BAAWA - FAQ
# Date: Sat, 26 Sep 2009 05:05:13 -0700 (PDT)
# Message-ID:
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# Complaints-To: groups...@google.com
#
# On Sep 26, 5:46=A0am, Steve Knight <sknigh...@cox.net> wrote:
#
# > You Knights out there better start being Knights
# > because if I don't see blood, and soon, you're gone.
# >
# > We kill theists and shit down their throats
# >
# > Warlord Steve
# > BAAWA
#
# ------------------------------------------------------------------
# BAAWA Knightette (?) Applicant
Trance signs up to Kill theists and shit down their throats. 8^o
--
If you care, access the Millennium goals...
http://www.globalpovertyproject.com/?gclid=CNmCvKff2Z0CFRESawod9HZFrg
Find a DEVELOPMENT fund and support it WITH YOUR OWN CASH, time
or skills...
DON'T BE A MISERABLE, COLD-HEARTED HATE-FILLED THIEVING ATHEIST BASTET
Consider Dr Catherine Hamlin's fistula hospital,
she and her late husband have re-habilitated
32,000 young women damaged in childbirth who
can now lead productive lives
You can give to charities but development funds are better,
as Maimonides (Moses ben Maimon, a theist) said;
"Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day;
teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime."
http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/authors/m/maimonides.html
Copied from another ERA of atheism;
# http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/State_atheism#Wolak2004
#
# "State atheism is the official promotion of atheism
# by a government, typically by active suppression of
# religious freedom and practice."
# - "Protest for Religious Rights in the USSR:
# Characteristics and Consequences,
# David Kowalewski,
# Russian Review, Vol. 39, No. 4 (Oct., 1980), pp. 426-441,
#
#
# "An atheist, Pol Pot suppressed Cambodia�s Buddhist religion:
# monks were defrocked; temples and artifacts, including statues of
# Buddha, were destroyed; and people praying or expressing
# other religious sentiments were often killed.
#
# About 1.7 million Cambodians, or about 20 percent of the population,
# were worked, starved, or beaten to death under Pol Pot�s regime."
# - http://encarta.msn.com/encyclopedia_761579038/pol_pot.html
#
# The Cambodian Genocide:
http://www.lietuvos.net/istorija/communism/communism_photos2/392millones.jpg
#
# "The country's 40,000 to 60,000 Buddhist monks,
# regarded by the regime as social parasites,
# were defrocked and forced into labor brigades.
# Many monks were executed; temples and pagodas were
# destroyed or turned into storehouses or jails.
Which would make the most money for the New Atheist
Warlords if they stole the Churches, Temples Synagogues
and Mosques ...AGAIN?
Porn Queen Steve Knight could turn them into brothels
and pimp your wives and daughters.
Trance could shit down their necks, instead of in Usenet.
# Images of the Buddha were defaced and dumped into
# rivers and lakes. People who were discovered praying
# or expressing religious sentiments in other ways
# were often killed.
#
# The Christian and Muslim communities were among the most
# persecuted, as well. The Roman Catholic cathedral of
# Phnom Penh was completely razed.
#
How wasteful.. Trance is more economically savvy,
she just wants to steal it, despite the protests of
the owners that if funds THOUSANDS of SCHOOLS and
Hospitals..
Does anyone think the Atheists will replace those?
Has anyone ever seen Atheists BUILD a school or
a Hospital?
I'm not a Catholic, I read the papers about Paedophile
priests, but I also see the Catholic school around
the corner, my first child was born in St Vincents Private,
one of the best maternity hospitals IN THE WORLD..
They already run Charities, The Brotherhood of St Lawrence,
St Vinnies, the Australian Catholic University..
What experience to atheists have?, what have they built?
What do they run?
Or are they going to stick to traditional Atheism.. building
a $50,000 /year business by EXPROPRIATING AN ALREADY
EXISTING ONE WORTH $500 Billion and RUNNING IT INTO THE GROUND,
like they did with the USSR, Maoist China, Pol Pots Cambodia
.. Nth Korea..
Is Trance Stupor or that other self-absorbed atheist bitch
ever going to get off their whining arses and build a fucking
HOSPITAL??
# The Khmer Rouge forced Muslims to eat pork, which they
# regard as an abomination. Many of those who refused were killed.
# Christian clergy and Muslim imams were executed."
# - http://countrystudies.us/cambodia/29.htm
#
# "Forty-eight percent of Cambodia's Christians were killed
# because of their religion."
#
http://www.lietuvos.net/istorija/communism/communism_photos2/44camboyano.jpg
#
#
# "the state established atheism as the only scientific truth."
# - Daniel Peris,
# "Storming the Heavens: The Soviet League of the Militant Godless"
# Cornell University Press 1998 ISBN 9780801434853
#
#
# "State atheism has been mostly implemented in communist
# countries, such as the former Soviet Union,[1] China,
# Communist Albania, Communist Afghanistan, North Korea,
# Communist Mongolia and Poland under communist rule also
# promoted state atheism and suppressed religion.
# - Forced out: the fate of Polish Jewry in Communist Poland.
# Wolak, Arthur J. p 104
#
# In these nations, the governments viewed atheism as an
# intrinsic part of communist ideology.
>>> http://friendlyatheist.com/2009/10/10/sell-the-vatican-feed-the-world/
>>> Heh. Sarah Silverman has nailed it, yet again :-)
>>
>> I think that is a high candidate for "Idea of the Year",
At least you had one, unoriginal, second hand, complete bullshit, but an
idea
> I agree.
>
>> but noone has anywhere near enough money to buy
>> the property in question at a reasonable
>> price.
Atheists lack the business acumen to become rich, and support
benevolent activities...
What a surprise! B^D
> How about Bill Gates or Warren Burrett(correct spelling?) or the
> Google guys?
>
> Hey some of the richest people in world are atheists.
And they haven't solved world hunger... but you three
atheist business geniuses will?
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHA!
> We could make a business proposal to them ;-)
Your business experience being????
Fuck all.
Lets check in a year and see what you have DONE.
My bet is ... more FUCK ALL!
> They could use their charitable trusts to buy it and then the income
> from it could go back into their charitable trusts AND feed the world.
>
> Easy!
Sure, as it's so easy you go borrow some startup capital,
you can invest it and "then the income from it could go back
into your charitable trusts AND feed the world"
You haven't done that already? That's because you are FULL OF SHIT!
Off you go.. no need to bother the Catholics.. they are actually
busy DOING SOMETHING.. you useless atheist blowhards! B^D
>> We'll have to split it up if we sell it, and that would ruin its
>> value.
>>
>> No, what we should do is evict the current residents (they have no lease,
>> so screw 'em), then take over their positions and continue the money
>> collecting psychological warfare business they've spent 2000 years
>> developing just as it is. It's a real profit center, you know!
>
> That's a good plan too! That money could be used to Feed the World.
You can see what Trance brings to this discussion! B^D
> See. Brainstorming works. All it takes is for someone to get the idea
> rolling....
Report every month on your progress..
Or I will check how you are going.
This is October 27th two weeks after your 'insight'
(God knows how many months you morons have been
reposting the original source from Princess Hamburger...)
so.. what have you achieved to date?
Anyone approached Bill Gates?
Warren Buffet onside..
Don't let this great idea just become more atheist HORSHIT,
if your REALLY care about the hungry chilluns.. GET OFF YOUR ARSE!
Before you even try.. I will BURY YOU with my charitable work
if you even hint at trying to turn this back on me...
You are the posturing frauds, I have deep community and international
connections and am more that happy to shame you for months....
>> Why screw up a good corporation that's running so smoothly, more smoothly
>> than any other in history! The suckers keep buying into it without ever
>> receiving a product!
So the Church are good economic managers, compared to say Lenin, Mao,
Pol Pot or you? B^]
> Haha. Good point. Once it's taken over it can be subverted for the
> good ;-)
Just like North Korea has been subverted for good.. or at least a few
more decades till they rise up and slaughter their atheist masters....
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"Atheism is the natural and inseparable part of Communism."
-Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov (Lenin)
http://www.atheistnexus.org/photo/2182797:Photo:8295?context=latest
http://www.atheistnexus.org/photo/2182797:Photo:8290?context=latest
"Our program necessarily includes the propaganda of atheism."
- Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov (Lenin)
http://www.atheistnexus.org/photo/2182797:Photo:6348?context=latest
http://www.atheistnexus.org/photo/2182797:Photo:17478?context=latest
"How can you make a revolution without firing squads?"
- Lenin
http://www.atheistnexus.org/photo/2182797:Photo:17475?context=latest
http://www.c96trading.com/Nagant_NKVD_300h.jpg
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01001/Tsar-family_1001874c.jpg
according to you atheists, it already is..
# From: Trance Gemini <trance...@gmail.com>
# Newsgroups: alt.atheism
# Subject: Re: Sell The Vatican, Feed The World
# Date: Mon, 12 Oct 2009 12:37:24 -0700 (PDT)
# Message-ID:
#<ed689240-5e08-4f4c...@a32g2000yqm.googlegroups.com>
#
# On Oct 12, 2:08=A0pm, Larry <no...@home.com> wrote:
#>
#> Why screw up a good corporation that's running so smoothly,
#> more smoothly than any other in history!
#
# Haha. Good point. Once it's taken over it can be subverted
so where's YOUR value-adding?
... implementing the North Korean management model? B^]
You seem to have created NO enterprise, and yet are proposing
to run one running "more smoothly than any other in history!"
Can you get any more full of shit before you burst?
> Ya got to love Sarah Silverman :-).
Oh, so you are the Propaganda arm! ...you are reworking
"Everyone Loves the Great Helmsman!"
"You gotta Love Old Joe Stalin! I mean it.. YOU GOTTA!!!" B^[
or the original;
"turn to the Vid screen, your beloved Big Brother is on"
> # "State atheism is the official promotion of atheism
> # by a government, typically by active suppression of
> # religious freedom and practice."
That is state religion: the active suppression of
religious freedom and practice of any religion not approved by the state.
And it has been the practice of most nations, particularly European
nations, prior to the 19th century.
> > http://friendlyatheist.com/2009/10/10/sell-the-vatican-feed-the-world/
> >
>
> Wow.. we don't have to pay to feed the world's poor.. we can
> take OTHER PEOPLES STUFF, SELL IT AND GIVE THE MONEY TO THE HUNGRY!!
That is the Christian way!
>
> Golly.. why didn't someone have this idea earlier!?
>
> Well they did!
Xtians have been doing it for centuries, at least by taking other
peoples wealth and then feeding their own people from it.
Colonialist nations, all thoroughly Xtian at the time of rampant
colonialism, by the way, were notorious for stealing the wealth of their
poor colonies to feed the wealthy at home.
Look at the colonization of Africa to get an idea of what xtian nations
are really like.
and how to irrigate. Some
people are taught how to raise bees or fish. Some people
are given and taught how to make better stoves. So, you
can understand why this is my chosen charity. I give to
others, but this is the main one for me.
Check out the interactive map to see exactly what they are
doing worldwide.
Mickey
If anyone wants to check it out, here's the website:
And, how he could be so stupid as to think that all that
money would be used for only one meal is beyond
any kind of belief.
Never! Pepperoni, olives and double cheese!
>
> (I'll have to re-learn C/C++/Java/Linux and LAMP though or I'll be out
> of a job permanently :-( )
>
> <snipped>
>
> > > Randi?
>
> >http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Randi
>
> > You know it makes sense. :)
>
> Haha! That it does...
>
> ------------------------------------------
> Sista Trance.
> High Priestess of the Holy Order of the Virtual Temple of the
> Invisible Pink Unicorn
> Protector of the Holy Sock of Bob
> Keeper of the Words of the Grand High Llama
I hope that rattled his ears. It certainly did mine!
Unh Hunh. A heretic to convert :-)
Haha! Perfect. :-)
> On Oct 13, 10:13 am, Trance Gemini <trancegemi...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> On Oct 13, 6:10 am, Mike Jones <N...@Arizona.Bay> wrote:
>>
>>> Responding to Trance Gemini:
>>
>> <snipped>
>>
>>> There is only one way this is going to work, and thats a global
>>> conversion to FSMism and Linux!
>>
>>> Open sauce on everything! Yay!
>>
>> Or IPUism and Linux (Yay for Pink!)
>>
>> Pineapple and Ham Pizza!
>
> Never! Pepperoni, olives and double cheese!
And extra garlic!
>>
>> (I'll have to re-learn C/C++/Java/Linux and LAMP though or I'll be out
>> of a job permanently :-( )
>>
>> <snipped>
>>
>>>> Randi?
>>
>> >http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Randi
>>
>> > You know it makes sense. :)
>>
>> Haha! That it does...
>>
>> ------------------------------------------
>> Sista Trance.
>> High Priestess of the Holy Order of the Virtual Temple of the
>> Invisible Pink Unicorn
>> Protector of the Holy Sock of Bob
>> Keeper of the Words of the Grand High Llama
--
Hannele, A.A #2211
Hmmm I see my work is cut out for me.
This place is full of FSM Heretics...
Whats with the "middle-posting" thing here? Did I miss a meeting?
Cardinal being a shade of red, I can only think it's Venial.
Mortal would surely be described as 'black'.
But who knows what religitards think (and I use that word loosely)?
Is that bad? Lol.
I always respond underneath the relevant comment.
Or perhaps its an IPU Subversion ;-)
>
> --
> *===(http://www.400monkeys.com/God/
> *===(http://principiadiscordia.com/
> *===(http://www.slackware.com/
Haha. Give me time. Wait til I tell you about IPU Heaven....
Errr. No-one. :-)
IPU is the one that matters!
<blinks innocently>
Well, I picked an Australian dog, since I was replying to an
Australian dog. It makes me chuckle that he hasn't yet noticed the
puppy was a *male*-and by definition, not a "bitch"..<bfg>
-Panama Floyd, Atlanta.
aa#2015/Member, Knights of BAAWA!
FSM: Flying Spaghetti Monster. May he touch you with his Noodly Appendage.
http://www.venganza.org/
--
Hannele, A.A #2211
> On Oct 26, 7:41 pm, Mike Jones <N...@Arizona.Bay> wrote:
>> Responding to Trance Gemini:
>>
>>
>>
>> > On Oct 26, 5:30 pm, Hannele <hann...@lycos.nl> wrote:
>> >> On Mon, 26 Oct 2009 06:42:07 +0100, hypati...@comcast.net
Don't
>> >> <hypati...@comcast.net> wrote:
>> >> > On Oct 13, 10:13 am, Trance Gemini <trancegemi...@gmail.com>
>> >> > wrote:
>> >> >> On Oct 13, 6:10 am, Mike Jones <N...@Arizona.Bay> wrote:
>>
>> >> >>> Responding to Trance Gemini:
worry
>> >> >> <snipped>
too
>> >> >>> There is only one way this is going to work, and thats a global
>> >> >>> conversion to FSMism and Linux!
>>
>> >> >>> Open sauce on everything! Yay!
much
>> >> >> Or IPUism and Linux (Yay for Pink!)
>>
>> >> >> Pineapple and Ham Pizza!
>>
>> >> > Never! Pepperoni, olives and double cheese!
>>
>> >> And extra garlic!
>>
>> > Hmmm I see my work is cut out for me.
>>
>> > This place is full of FSM Heretics...
>>
>> >> >> (I'll have to re-learn C/C++/Java/Linux and LAMP though or I'll
>> >> >> be out of a job permanently :-( )
about
>> >> >> <snipped>
>>
>> >> >>>> Randi?
it
>> >> >> >http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Randi
>>
>> >> >> > You know it makes sense. :)
I'm
>> >> >> Haha! That it does...
>>
>> >> >> ------------------------------------------ Sista Trance. High
>> >> >> Priestess of the Holy Order of the Virtual Temple of the
>> >> >> Invisible Pink Unicorn
>> >> >> Protector of the Holy Sock of Bob
>> >> >> Keeper of the Words of the Grand High Llama
sure
>> >> --
>> >> Hannele, A.A #2211
we'll
>> Whats with the "middle-posting" thing here? Did I miss a meeting?
>
> Is that bad? Lol.
manage
> I always respond underneath the relevant comment.
>
> Or perhaps its an IPU Subversion ;-)
>
ok.
>> --
>> *===(http://www.400monkeys.com/God/
>> *===(http://principiadiscordia.com/
>> *===(http://www.slackware.com/
And you need to do something with your sig-snipper. It be busted!
P.s. You could try snipping of course?
I know about the Invisible Pink Unicorn (BBHHH). And, I doubt
that She would allow a pineapple and ham pizza anywhere
near her Heaven! Hmph!
Innocent blinkies won't work on me, young lady! You
obviously don't know about the giant Siamese Cat
Gods Si and Am and The Great Litterbox In The Sky
surrounded by fields of catnip and a never ending
supply of fat, juicy mice. Evildoers end up head down
in the soggier portions of The Great Litterbox where
the odor stays really bad until they have learned their
lesson. (No punishment should last forever like it
does in that childish Christianity.) That's where trolls
like Duke, Pastor Dave and kenny-boi and will end
up eventually.
I just hope he played it.
>On Oct 12, 2:28�pm, duke <duckgumb...@cox.net> wrote:
>> On Mon, 12 Oct 2009 08:22:51 -0700 (PDT), Trance Gemini
>>
>> <trancegemi...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> >Copied from another site.
>>
>> >http://friendlyatheist.com/2009/10/10/sell-the-vatican-feed-the-world/
>>
>> >Heh. Sarah Silverman has nailed it, yet again :-)
>>
>> 1 sale, 1 meal. �Not a good deal.
>
>Not if it's treated like a money generating investment
>
>Ya got to love Sarah Silverman :-).
SS, a Jewish woman, doesn't understand "love one another as I have loved you."
>On Oct 12, 3:38�pm, Trance Gemini <trancegemi...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> On Oct 12, 3:19�pm, Eris <vith...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>
>>
>>
>> > On Oct 12, 2:28�pm, duke <duckgumb...@cox.net> wrote:
>>
>> > > On Mon, 12 Oct 2009 08:22:51 -0700 (PDT), Trance Gemini
>>
>> > > <trancegemi...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> > > >Copied from another site.
>>
>> > > >http://friendlyatheist.com/2009/10/10/sell-the-vatican-feed-the-world/
>>
>> > > >Heh. Sarah Silverman has nailed it, yet again :-)
>>
>> > > 1 sale, 1 meal. �Not a good deal.
>>
>> > > The Dukester, American-American
>> > > *****
>> > > "The Mass is the most perfect form of Prayer."
>> > > Pope Paul VI
>> > > *****
>>
>> > I love Sarah, as does Sarah.
>>
>> > She says if you shower with your boyfriend you will have the cleanest
>> > shiniest boobs ever.
>>
>> This is true ;-)
>
>Duke is our resident religious nut, catholic that is.
Nothing nutty about the Catholic faith. What's real crazy, nutty is pretending
that there is no God even though there is exactly zero support for such a silly
idea.
>On Oct 12, 3:54�pm, Eris <vith...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> On Oct 12, 3:38�pm, Trance Gemini <trancegemi...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>
>>
>>
>> > On Oct 12, 3:19�pm, Eris <vith...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>
>> > > On Oct 12, 2:28�pm, duke <duckgumb...@cox.net> wrote:
>>
>> > > > On Mon, 12 Oct 2009 08:22:51 -0700 (PDT), Trance Gemini
>>
>> > > > <trancegemi...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> > > > >Copied from another site.
>>
>> > > > >http://friendlyatheist.com/2009/10/10/sell-the-vatican-feed-the-world/
>>
>> > > > >Heh. Sarah Silverman has nailed it, yet again :-)
>>
>> > > > 1 sale, 1 meal. �Not a good deal.
>>
>> > > > The Dukester, American-American
>> > > > *****
>> > > > "The Mass is the most perfect form of Prayer."
>> > > > Pope Paul VI
>> > > > *****
>>
>> > > I love Sarah, as does Sarah.
>>
>> > > She says if you shower with your boyfriend you will have the cleanest
>> > > shiniest boobs ever.
>>
>> > This is true ;-)
>>
>> Duke is our resident religious nut, catholic that is.
>
>Yes Duke and I have met.
>
>He was the originator of the "leather teddy" part of my sig.
How come you sig doesn't show?
>He seems to have S&M fantasies which, given that he's Catholic,
>doesn't surprise me in the least ;-)
>On Oct 12, 9:57�pm, "Smiler" <Smi...@joe.king.com> wrote:
>> Trance Gemini wrote:
>> > On Oct 12, 3:54 pm, Eris <vith...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> >> On Oct 12, 3:38 pm, Trance Gemini <trancegemi...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>
>> >>> On Oct 12, 3:19 pm, Eris <vith...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>
>> >>>> On Oct 12, 2:28 pm, duke <duckgumb...@cox.net> wrote:
>>
>> >>>>> On Mon, 12 Oct 2009 08:22:51 -0700 (PDT), Trance Gemini
>>
>> >>>>> <trancegemi...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> >>>>>> Copied from another site.
>>
>> >>>>>>http://friendlyatheist.com/2009/10/10/sell-the-vatican-feed-the-world/
>>
>> >>>>>> Heh. Sarah Silverman has nailed it, yet again :-)
>>
>> >>>>> 1 sale, 1 meal. Not a good deal.
>>
>> >>>>> The Dukester, American-American
>> >>>>> *****
>> >>>>> "The Mass is the most perfect form of Prayer."
>> >>>>> Pope Paul VI
>> >>>>> *****
>>
>> >>>> I love Sarah, as does Sarah.
>>
>> >>>> She says if you shower with your boyfriend you will have the
>> >>>> cleanest shiniest boobs ever.
>>
>> >>> This is true ;-)
>>
>> >> Duke is our resident religious nut, catholic that is.
>>
>> > Yes Duke and I have met.
>>
>> > He was the originator of �the "leather teddy" part of my sig.
>>
>> > He seems to have S&M fantasies which, given that he's Catholic,
>> > doesn't surprise me in the least ;-)
>>
>> But fantasies are all he has. He has to think of something whilst he
>> masturbates, never having had the 'real thing'.
>
>While he flagellates himself on his knees asking his gawd for
>forgiveness from his sin...
You two lesbo's have a weird sense of humor.
>On Oct 12, 3:54�pm, Eris <vith...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> On Oct 12, 3:38�pm, Trance Gemini <trancegemi...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> > On Oct 12, 3:19�pm, Eris <vith...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>
>> > > On Oct 12, 2:28�pm, duke <duckgumb...@cox.net> wrote:
>>
>> > > > On Mon, 12 Oct 2009 08:22:51 -0700 (PDT), Trance Gemini
>>
>> > > > <trancegemi...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> > > > >Copied from another site.
>>
>> > > > >http://friendlyatheist.com/2009/10/10/sell-the-vatican-feed-the-world/
>>
>> > > > >Heh. Sarah Silverman has nailed it, yet again :-)
>>
>> > > > 1 sale, 1 meal. �Not a good deal.
>>
>> > > > The Dukester, American-American
>> > > > *****
>> > > > "The Mass is the most perfect form of Prayer."
>> > > > Pope Paul VI
>> > > > *****
>>
>> > > I love Sarah, as does Sarah.
>>
>> > > She says if you shower with your boyfriend you will have the cleanest
>> > > shiniest boobs ever.
>>
>> > This is true ;-)
>>
>> Duke is our resident religious nut, catholic that is
>
>And, how he could be so stupid as to think that all that
>money would be used for only one meal is beyond
>any kind of belief.
All what money? Which, btw, doesn't belong to the Vatican, but still is the
property of unknown millions of people who have since died.
Or, don't you understand that, once a dollar is spent, it's gone. Never to be
spent again, and with all those hungry mouths still to feed.
> On Mon, 12 Oct 2009 12:54:44 -0700 (PDT), Eris <vit...@gmail.com>
> wrote:
>
>>On Oct 12, 3:38�pm, Trance Gemini <trancegemi...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>> On Oct 12, 3:19�pm, Eris <vith...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> > On Oct 12, 2:28�pm, duke <duckgumb...@cox.net> wrote:
>>>
>>> > > On Mon, 12 Oct 2009 08:22:51 -0700 (PDT), Trance Gemini
>>>
>>> > > <trancegemi...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>> > > >Copied from another site.
>>>
>>> > > >http://friendlyatheist.com/2009/10/10/sell-the-vatican-feed-the-
>>> > > >world/
>>>
>>> > > >Heh. Sarah Silverman has nailed it, yet again :-)
>>>
>>> > > 1 sale, 1 meal. �Not a good deal.
>>>
>>> > > The Dukester, American-American
>>> > > *****
>>> > > "The Mass is the most perfect form of Prayer."
>>> > > Pope Paul VI
>>> > > *****
>>>
>>> > I love Sarah, as does Sarah.
>>>
>>> > She says if you shower with your boyfriend you will have the
>>> > cleanest shiniest boobs ever.
>>>
>>> This is true ;-)
>>
>>Duke is our resident religious nut, catholic that is.
>
> Nothing nutty about the Catholic faith.
Transubstantiation, confessions, the selling
of indulgences, Purgatory, Papal Infallibility, the
Communion, Last Rites - you regard those as something
other than nutty?
> What's real crazy, nutty is
> pretending that there is no God even though there is exactly zero
> support for such a silly idea.
>
The burden of proof is on you guys.
IPU Invisible Pink Unicorn. May her hooves never be shod. (PBUH).
http://www.palmyria.co.uk/humour/ipu.htm
>
> --
> Hannele, A.A #2211
LMAO!
Beware The Purple Oyster?
Evidece. Note Item 2.
Summary of the Major Articles of Faith
* Our Lady Unicorn is Pink and Invisible.
* She prefers Pineapple and Ham Pizza to Pepperoni and Mushroom.
The latter is said to be eaten only by followers of the despicable
Purple Oyster (of Doom). [cf]
* The Followers of the IPU have more Holy Days than those of all
other faiths put together, as any Holy Day of any faith is
automatically an IPU Holy Day. Holy Days are used by the Faithful to
sow seeds of doubt and uncertainty in the minds of addicts of other
religions. The Holiest Day of the Year is April 1st. It is the day on
which the She suggests we find a religious nut and say "There is as
much evidence for the existence of your god/gods as there is for the
Invisible Pink Unicorn, why don't you check out her web-site, maybe
you'll learn something?"
* A significant number to followers of the IPU is 42. It is the
answer to the question, "What is the meaning of life, the universe,
and everything?" Importantly, if you add together the digits of the
year in which she was revealed, (1+9+9+4) you get 23. If you add 4
(for Her hooves), add 2 (Her ears) add 2 (Her eyes) add 1 (Her Horn),
add 1 (Her tail) then add 9 the result is also 42. This proves the
significance of Two Score and Two.
* Certain chosen followers of the IPU are blessed with
visitations, shown with signs in their laundry. See the Revelation of
The Lost Prophetess of AOL for more details.
Can't blame a girl for trying...
(Sheesh it works on Mike!)
>You
> obviously don't know about the giant Siamese Cat
> Gods Si and Am and The Great Litterbox In The Sky
> surrounded by fields of catnip and a never ending
> supply of fat, juicy mice. Evildoers end up head down
> in the soggier portions of The Great Litterbox where
> the odor stays really bad until they have learned their
> lesson. (No punishment should last forever like it
> does in that childish Christianity.) That's where trolls
> like Duke, Pastor Dave and kenny-boi and will end
> up eventually.
May I just say that Isis my cat communicates directly with Her
Horniness and Great Pinkness (May Her Holy Hooves Never Be Shod
(PBUH)).
I've consulted with Isis, who says that the giant Siamese Cat Gods Si
and Am and The Great Litterbox In The Sky are simply one Version of
IPU Heaven and Hell.
IPU Heaven, UNLIKE FSM "Heaven" is not limited to Beer and Stripper
Factories but has many Forms.
IPU Hell, has also has several Versions such as Pastures of Short
Grass, High Manure, the place where Her Sacred Dwarves spend eternity
biting the knees of evil doers,Hell #655, wherein transgressors are
punished by having to listen to the endless drivel of uncountable
net.kooks, Hell #333, where fundamentalists are continually sawn in
half by stage magicians.
And Please Note The Words of the Grand High Llama On Cats.
"Yes! The IPU is the cosmic guru of uncertainty. Since its invisible
it can't possible be pink but it is. You're feeling uncertain right
now aren't you. It is and it isn't at the same time. Normally only
certain cats trapped in boxes with 50% chances to live could be and
not be at the same time. The cat undergoes wave collapse but the IPU
is beyond that. Its is both at the same time because you can't be
certain what the hell it is, pink or invisible because you can't find
it to check. Schrodinger was on the entirely wrong track with the
kitty idea. The IPU isn't sure either since it can't exactly look in a
mirror. It experience the essence of being pink and invisible at the
same time. Such miracles are not easily come by mere mortal."
You have succeeded where no other theist has.
I'm actually speechless at your blatant bigotry.
Why? You can't fantasize without it. LOL.
That was an outrageously bigoted remark you made about SS.
Please tell me you just said that for the shock value and you *aren't*
an anti-semitic piece of shit.
Yeah ... yeah, I know.
Two women can't talk to each other without you theist kooks and your
sexually repressed/perverted beliefs fabricating fantasies about
lesbians.
Dream on, no-one's ever going to let you watch.
What, no albino lesbian mud-wrestling dwarf
latex nuns to prop up Duke's fantasy life?
I suppose he'll just have to fall back on the
standard, if a bit threadbare, one involving
Sarah Palin, a moose, a Mountie, and a sudden
avalanche.
conan
Or perhaps the Cabin, Russian Army, and Bear one.
>
> conan
... and Palin...
>
>
>
> > conan
Blasphemer: our Lady the Invisible Pink Unicorn does not condone Pineapple
and Ham in any combinatioen! You are damned to be without her presence
until you repent!
> * The Followers of the IPU have more Holy Days than those of all
> other faiths put together, as any Holy Day of any faith is
> automatically an IPU Holy Day. Holy Days are used by the Faithful to
> sow seeds of doubt and uncertainty in the minds of addicts of other
> religions. The Holiest Day of the Year is April 1st. It is the day on
> which the She suggests we find a religious nut and say "There is as
> much evidence for the existence of your god/gods as there is for the
> Invisible Pink Unicorn, why don't you check out her web-site, maybe
> you'll learn something?"
> * A significant number to followers of the IPU is 42. It is the
> answer to the question, "What is the meaning of life, the universe,
> and everything?" Importantly, if you add together the digits of the
> year in which she was revealed, (1+9+9+4) you get 23. If you add 4
> (for Her hooves), add 2 (Her ears) add 2 (Her eyes) add 1 (Her Horn),
> add 1 (Her tail) then add 9 the result is also 42. This proves the
> significance of Two Score and Two.
> * Certain chosen followers of the IPU are blessed with
> visitations, shown with signs in their laundry. See the Revelation of
> The Lost Prophetess of AOL for more details.
>
> Sista Trance.
> High Priestess of the Holy Order of the Virtual Temple of the
> Invisible Pink Unicorn
> Protector of the Holy Sock of Bob
> Keeper of the Words of the Grand High Llama
You, madam, are a liar and a blasphemer. Plus: you don't know a thing
about tasty pizza.
--
Hannele, A.A #2211
Actually, I liked your first suggestion bettter.
But if Duke gets Palin, I think we should
insist Katie Couric appear as well.
Conan
>
>
>
> > > conan
Kids stories. Pah!
--
*===( http://www.400monkeys.com/God/
*===( http://principiadiscordia.com/
*===( http://www.slackware.com/
Responding to Trance Gemini:
--
For the Water Music on the Pan Pipes?
--
Smiler
The godless one
a.a.# 2279
All gods are bespoke. They're all made to
perfectly fit the prejudices of their believer
[snip]
> * Certain chosen followers of the IPU are blessed with
> visitations, shown with signs in their laundry. See the Revelation of
> The Lost Prophetess of AOL for more details.
Whoa, whoa, whoa ...
You wouldn't be getting Her Holiness
the IPU mixed up with that
johnny-come-lately Lint the Laundry
God, now, would you?
</squinty>
--
R
Atheist Chair,
EAC Disciplinary Committee
Depends.
Who is dancing -- the Water Babies or Pan's People?
You're confusing the IPU with the Great Green Arkleseizure (He who sneezed
the universe into existence).
His holy number is 42. It is the answer to the question, "What is the
meaning of life, the universe, and everything?"
None of your numerology is needed. It's all explained in the holy book, the
HHGTTG.
ISTR a music group called the Purple Oyster Cult.
Is that where they got their name from?
Shouldn't that be mouse, not moose? A mouse being about the biggest critter
Puke could manage to have intercourse with.
I think they were the Blue Oyster Cult.
--
Harry F. Leopold
aa #2076
AA/Vet #4
The Prints of Darkness
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