>On Thu, 08 Nov 2012 00:47:32 +0000, Fred^44 wrote:
>> MarkA <some...@somewhere.invalid> wrote:
>>>On Wed, 07 Nov 2012 20:15:13 +0000, Jahnu wrote:
>>>> I've been feeling really depressed lately because there's too much
>>>> Atheism in this world. This cruel world is beginning to tempt me, and
>>>> Krishna tells me that I must protect my soul from your corrupt ways at
>>>> all costs, so I'm going to slit both my wrists very deeply tonight,
>>>> starting from my elbows, so that I can serve Krishna in the afterlife
>>>> for the rest of eternity.
>>>> After I pass, please do not eat my remains as I know it can be easy to
>>>> confuse this with the slaughtered animals that many of you are used to
>>>> murdering, cooking, and eating.
>>>Slitting your wrists is a lousy way to commit suicide.
>> Not if you do it right. Cut parallel, not laterally, and you'll do fine.
>> I recommend it for all rightards who are crying now that America won the
>> election.
>True, but you have to be right over the artery to hit it. I'm not sure
>the average rightard has the requisite motor skills to do it right.
>Another good way to open an artery is to drive your car into a bridge
>abutment at about 60 mph. The rapid deceleration, if it doesn't turn your
>brain into mush (it may), peels your aorta off the back wall of your
>thorax, and often makes a rip in the aorta in the process. If you want to
>bleed out FAST, tearing your aorta is the way to go!
>The GSW to the head is still the preferred method. It leaves your other
>organs undamaged, so they can be transplanted into liberals, atheists, and
>other deserving people.
For Republicans wishing to end it all, be sure to not point the gun at
your temple. The bullet can pass through your sinuses and not be
fatal. Put the barrel in your mouth, pointing up towards the top of
your head. Can't miss that way.
Or you could always Jim Jones it and take a whole lot of your friends
and church members with you.
>deep <d...@dudu.org> wrote in talk.politics.guns :
>For Republicans wishing to end it all, be sure to not point the gun at
>your temple. The bullet can pass through your sinuses and not be
>fatal. Put the barrel in your mouth, pointing up towards the top of
>your head. Can't miss that way.
>> On Wed, 7 Nov 2012 20:15:13 +0000 (UTC), Jahnu <Jahnud...@gamail.com> wrote:
>> >I've been feeling really depressed lately because there's too much
>> >Atheism in this world. This cruel world is beginning to tempt me, and
>> >Krishna tells me that I must protect my soul from your corrupt ways at
>> >all costs, so I'm going to slit both my wrists very deeply tonight,
>> >starting from my elbows, so that I can serve Krishna in the afterlife for
>> >the rest of eternity.
>> >After I pass, please do not eat my remains as I know it can be easy to
>> >confuse this with the slaughtered animals that many of you are used to
>> >murdering, cooking, and eating.
>> God specifically advised that we are free to eat with clear conscience >> anything sold in the market because, after all, it comes from God. Maybe you > can go eat some bamboo or elephant leaves and feel better. Better yet, >> how about a good ribeye, medium.
>> Clearly you've taken the call to a new level. Have you seen your feet >> lately?
>That's pretty funny coming from a piggy like you, Earl. You forget, we saw pictures of you a year or so ago.
And intelligent people know him as tim, not earl.
The dukester, American - American
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You can't fix stupid.
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On Wed, 7 Nov 2012 20:15:13 +0000 (UTC), Jahnu <Jahnud...@gamail.com>
wrote:
>I've been feeling really depressed lately because there's too much >Atheism in this world. This cruel world is beginning to tempt me, and >Krishna tells me that I must protect my soul from your corrupt ways at >all costs, so I'm going to slit both my wrists very deeply tonight, >starting from my elbows, so that I can serve Krishna in the afterlife for >the rest of eternity.
Starting at your wrists and going towards your elbows is a better
choice. Getting the artery is key and it's hard to do with horizontal
cuts.
-- "When one person suffers from a delusion it is called insanity. When many people suffer from a delusion it is called religion." ~ Robert Pirsig
In article <XnsA1047CA8612B7rollinghi...@94.75.214.39>, Jahnud...@gamail.com says...
> I've been feeling really depressed lately because there's too much > Atheism in this world. This cruel world is beginning to tempt me, and > Krishna tells me that I must protect my soul from your corrupt ways at > all costs, so I'm going to slit both my wrists very deeply tonight,
Why would you want to do that?
You won't be able to come here and give me shit anymore.
I hope this is just a line of BS, because there is definitely no reason to harm yourself.
> On Thu, 08 Nov 2012 00:47:32 +0000, Fred^44 wrote:
>> MarkA <some...@somewhere.invalid> wrote:
>>> On Wed, 07 Nov 2012 20:15:13 +0000, Jahnu wrote:
>>>> I've been feeling really depressed lately because there's too much
>>>> Atheism in this world. This cruel world is beginning to tempt me, and
>>>> Krishna tells me that I must protect my soul from your corrupt ways at
>>>> all costs, so I'm going to slit both my wrists very deeply tonight,
>>>> starting from my elbows, so that I can serve Krishna in the afterlife
>>>> for the rest of eternity.
>>>> After I pass, please do not eat my remains as I know it can be easy to
>>>> confuse this with the slaughtered animals that many of you are used to
>>>> murdering, cooking, and eating.
>>> Slitting your wrists is a lousy way to commit suicide.
>> Not if you do it right. Cut parallel, not laterally, and you'll do fine.
>> I recommend it for all rightards who are crying now that America won the
>> election.
> True, but you have to be right over the artery to hit it. I'm not sure
> the average rightard has the requisite motor skills to do it right.
> Another good way to open an artery is to drive your car into a bridge
> abutment at about 60 mph. The rapid deceleration, if it doesn't turn your
> brain into mush (it may), peels your aorta off the back wall of your
> thorax, and often makes a rip in the aorta in the process. If you want to
> bleed out FAST, tearing your aorta is the way to go!
Anyone considering this method should remember to unfasten their seatbelt before they hit the road.
> The GSW to the head is still the preferred method. It leaves your other
> organs undamaged, so they can be transplanted into liberals, atheists, and
> other deserving people.
Doing so right outside an emergency room and with a living will in a conspicuous nearby location would help to ensure that the organs would be removed in time to save them. Just before pulling the trigger, a quick call to 911 advising them of your intent and location would be helpful as well.
On Thu, 08 Nov 2012 05:01:55 -0600, Moko Arlyana <l6...@hotmail.com>
wrote:
>On Wed, 07 Nov 2012 15:43:51 -0500, MarkA wrote:
>> On Wed, 07 Nov 2012 20:15:13 +0000, Jahnu wrote:
>> Slitting your wrists is a lousy way to commit suicide. If you can get
>> your hands on a .22 cal pistol, put it in your mouth and shoot straight
>> back and a little bit up. This will leave quite a mess for someone to
>> clean up, so you may want to do it outdoors.
>Reduce the mess by shooting the .22 in your ear. That bullet is sized >just right for the ear canal, causes fatal damage to the brain, and does >not bleed much.
But it's so LOUD!
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>> I've been feeling really depressed lately because there's too much >> Atheism in this world. This cruel world is beginning to tempt me, and >> Krishna tells me that I must protect my soul from your corrupt ways at >> all costs, so I'm going to slit both my wrists very deeply tonight,
>Why would you want to do that?
>You won't be able to come here and give me shit anymore.
>I hope this is just a line of BS, because there is definitely no reason >to harm yourself.
I have seen the way he "thinks." He has very good reason to do
himself harm.
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Fidei defensor (Hon. Antipodean)
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On Thu, 08 Nov 2012 07:00:38 -0700, deep <d...@dudu.org> wrote to Mark
A:
>>The GSW to the head is still the preferred method. It leaves your other
>>organs undamaged, so they can be transplanted into liberals, atheists, and
>>other deserving people.
>For Republicans wishing to end it all, be sure to not point the gun at
>your temple. The bullet can pass through your sinuses and not be
>fatal. Put the barrel in your mouth, pointing up towards the top of
>your head. Can't miss that way.
>Or you could always Jim Jones it and take a whole lot of your friends
>and church members with you.
That would be nice.
--
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Fidei defensor (Hon. Antipodean)
The Squeeky Wheel: http://home.comcast.net/~drdonmartin/
<hypati...@comcast.net> wrote:
>On Thursday, November 8, 2012 12:14:02 AM UTC-5, kni...@baawa.com wrote:
>> On Wed, 07 Nov 2012 15:43:51 -0500, MarkA <some...@somewhere.invalid>
>> wrote:
>> >On Wed, 07 Nov 2012 20:15:13 +0000, Jahnu wrote:
>> >> I've been feeling really depressed lately because there's too much Atheism
>> >> in this world. This cruel world is beginning to tempt me, and Krishna
>> >> tells me that I must protect my soul from your corrupt ways at all costs,
>> >> so I'm going to slit both my wrists very deeply tonight, starting from my
>> >> elbows, so that I can serve Krishna in the afterlife for the rest of
>> >> eternity.
>> >> After I pass, please do not eat my remains as I know it can be easy to
>> >> confuse this with the slaughtered animals that many of you are used
>> >> to murdering, cooking, and eating.
>> >Slitting your wrists is a lousy way to commit suicide. If you can get
>> >your hands on a .22 cal pistol, put it in your mouth and shoot straight
>> >back and a little bit up. This will leave quite a mess for someone to
>> >clean up, so you may want to do it outdoors.
>> .22? Dude.... It's Jesper. Thick skull. We're talking at least .44
>> cal dum dum X crossed with mercury tracers. Even that might bounce
>> off.
>Nope. Look at the second paragraph. Jesper would never write that. It's Zachy doing a forgery again.
If that's the case, we're gonna need a much bigger gun.
On Nov 7, 3:15 pm, Jahnu <Jahnud...@gamail.com> wrote:
> I've been feeling really depressed lately because there's too much
> Atheism in this world. This cruel world is beginning to tempt me, and
> Krishna tells me that I must protect my soul from your corrupt ways at
> all costs, so I'm going to slit both my wrists very deeply tonight,
> starting from my elbows, so that I can serve Krishna in the afterlife for
> the rest of eternity.
> After I pass, please do not eat my remains as I know it can be easy to
> confuse this with the slaughtered animals that many of you are used to
> murdering, cooking, and eating.
Disguise yourself as a frankfurter. Head down to the zoo. Slather
yourself with mustard and jump into the polar bear bit. Use your
death to make a statement about the evils of eating animals.
> >> On Wed, 7 Nov 2012 20:15:13 +0000 (UTC), Jahnu <Jahnud...@gamail.com> wrote:
> >> >I've been feeling really depressed lately because there's too much
> >> >Atheism in this world. This cruel world is beginning to tempt me, and
> >> >Krishna tells me that I must protect my soul from your corrupt ways at
> >> >all costs, so I'm going to slit both my wrists very deeply tonight,
> >> >starting from my elbows, so that I can serve Krishna in the afterlife for
> >> >the rest of eternity.
> >> >After I pass, please do not eat my remains as I know it can be easy to
> >> >confuse this with the slaughtered animals that many of you are used to
> >> >murdering, cooking, and eating.
> >> God specifically advised that we are free to eat with clear conscience
> >> anything sold in the market because, after all, it comes from God. Maybe you > can go eat some bamboo or elephant leaves and feel better. Better yet,
> >> how about a good ribeye, medium.
> >> Clearly you've taken the call to a new level. Have you seen your feet
> >> lately?
> >That's pretty funny coming from a piggy like you, Earl. You forget, we saw pictures of you a year or so ago.
> And intelligent people know him as tim, not earl.
Kirby Grant wrote:
> The problem with that last bit is that Republicans are seldom that
> courteous. They tend to only thing about themselves.
You post on alt.atheism, so presumably you are rational, yet you succumb to the irrational impulse of assigning attributes to wide swaths of individual people based on their preferred political party. But then again, I just remembered, Jason and Duke also post on alt.atheism.
-- Monopolistic Ignominious Corporation Resolute On Squeezing Out Fair Trade
> On Wednesday, November 7, 2012 3:15:18 PM UTC-5, Jahnu wrote:
>> I've been feeling really depressed lately because there's too much >> Atheism in this world. This cruel world is beginning to tempt me, and
>> Krishna tells me that I must protect my soul from your corrupt ways
>> at all costs, so I'm going to slit both my wrists very deeply
>> tonight, starting from my elbows, so that I can serve Krishna in the
>> afterlife for the rest of eternity.
>> After I pass, please do not eat my remains as I know it can be easy
>> to confuse this with the slaughtered animals that many of you are
>> used to murdering, cooking, and eating.
> Geeze, Zachy! Now you're going after Hari Krishnas? That's pathetic.
> On 11/7/2012 2:43 PM, MarkA wrote:
>> On Wed, 07 Nov 2012 20:15:13 +0000, Jahnu wrote:
>>> I've been feeling really depressed lately because there's too much
>>> Atheism in this world. This cruel world is beginning to tempt me,
>>> and Krishna tells me that I must protect my soul from your corrupt
>>> ways at all costs, so I'm going to slit both my wrists very deeply
>>> tonight, starting from my elbows, so that I can serve Krishna in the
>>> afterlife for the rest of eternity.
>>> After I pass, please do not eat my remains as I know it can be easy
>>> to confuse this with the slaughtered animals that many of you are
>>> used to murdering, cooking, and eating.
>> Slitting your wrists is a lousy way to commit suicide. If you can
>> get your hands on a .22 cal pistol, put it in your mouth and shoot
>> straight back and a little bit up. This will leave quite a mess for
>> someone to clean up, so you may want to do it outdoors.
> It would be fitting if Jahnu was reincarnated as a calf at a beef > ranch. Veal sounds mighty tasty right now.
thatt wood be some grate fuckin justice!!!!!!!!!!!!!
he not posted since , did that turd fuckwad go thru with it?????
> On Thu, 8 Nov 2012 00:09:30 -0800 (PST), hypatiab7
> <hypati...@comcast.net> wrote:
>>On Thursday, November 8, 2012 12:14:02 AM UTC-5, kni...@baawa.com
>>wrote: >>> On Wed, 07 Nov 2012 15:43:51 -0500, MarkA
>>> <some...@somewhere.invalid> wrote:
>>> >On Wed, 07 Nov 2012 20:15:13 +0000, Jahnu wrote:
>>> >> I've been feeling really depressed lately because there's too
>>> >> much Atheism in this world. This cruel world is beginning to
>>> >> tempt me, and Krishna tells me that I must protect my soul from
>>> >> your corrupt ways at all costs, so I'm going to slit both my
>>> >> wrists very deeply tonight, starting from my elbows, so that I
>>> >> can serve Krishna in the afterlife for the rest of eternity.
>>> >> After I pass, please do not eat my remains as I know it can be
>>> >> easy to confuse this with the slaughtered animals that many of
>>> >> you are used to murdering, cooking, and eating.
>>> >Slitting your wrists is a lousy way to commit suicide. If you can
>>> >get your hands on a .22 cal pistol, put it in your mouth and shoot
>>> >straight back and a little bit up. This will leave quite a mess
>>> >for someone to clean up, so you may want to do it outdoors.
>>> .22? Dude.... It's Jesper. Thick skull. We're talking at least
>>> .44
>>> cal dum dum X crossed with mercury tracers. Even that might bounce
>>> off.
>>Nope. Look at the second paragraph. Jesper would never write that.
>>It's Zachy doing a forgery again.
> If that's the case, we're gonna need a much bigger gun.
> Warlord Steve
> BAAWA
dew you think he shaves his fuckin head?????? inst that wut kryshnas do??
> On Wed, 07 Nov 2012 15:43:51 -0500, MarkA <some...@somewhere.invalid>
> wrote:
> Piggyback...
>>On Wed, 07 Nov 2012 20:15:13 +0000, Jahnu wrote:
>>> I've been feeling really depressed lately because there's too much
>>> Atheism in this world. This cruel world is beginning to tempt me,
>>> and Krishna tells me that I must protect my soul from your corrupt
>>> ways at all costs, so I'm going to slit both my wrists very deeply
>>> tonight, starting from my elbows, so that I can serve Krishna in the
>>> afterlife for the rest of eternity.
> Great.
> Can we watch?
dont watch shit like that dude , i saw too fuckign much of it in prison and it aint pretty!!!!!! fuckin horror movies cant hold a fucken candle to someone killen themselfs!!!!!!!!
its fuckin ugly and it gives people fuckin nightmares!!!! i had fucken nightmares for months after seeing the first guy fuckin hamg himself with his fuckin jeans!!!!!! and he shit all over the fucking wall when his neck fuckin snapped!!!!!!! he coodnt take it cuzz one of the gards kept fucking with his meds and making him get all fcuedk up!!!!!! that gard hated him and gott away with it too , but nobody evr fuckin sayd one lick abowt it!!!!!!!
suicide is shitty , fuckin shitty , and i wanted to kill myself a few times when i was doin fuckin time , but i got put on suicide watch adn had to go to fcukin anger calsses!!!!! those sucked even tho it felt gud to braek chairs!@!!!!!!!
Davej <galt...@hotmail.com> wrote in news:ac25e385-72ea-4b92-b460-
6552b3acf...@q16g2000yqc.googlegroups.com:
> On Nov 7, 2:15 pm, Jahnu <Jahnud...@gamail.com> wrote:
>> I've been feeling really depressed lately because there's too much
>> Atheism in this world. This cruel world is beginning to tempt me, and
>> Krishna tells me that I must protect my soul...
> Souls are imaginary. Sounds like this Krishna fellow has a whole
> collection of fairy tales. If you believe in good then do good. Don't
> do things that are silly and wasteful.
You should all be ashamed of yourselves! You're all acting like agents of Lucifer, who just wants more evil doers going down to his Hell so he can amass an army that exceeds the size of Heaven's army of Angels - he wants to take over in the afterlife, clouds and all.
What you should be doing is encouraging him to attend church and learn about God's Love from the church's Holy Counsellor, for the promise of salvation with the power of prayer is well known to cure all thoughts of ending one's life and to heal all wounds.
All life is precious, before and after birth. Don't disgrace the will of Our Great Lord of the Universe and all of existence, for he will always forgive if only you'll accept Him in all his beautiful glory.
MarkA <some...@somewhere.invalid> wrote:
>On Thu, 08 Nov 2012 00:47:32 +0000, Fred^44 wrote:
>> MarkA <some...@somewhere.invalid> wrote:
>>>On Wed, 07 Nov 2012 20:15:13 +0000, Jahnu wrote:
>>>> I've been feeling really depressed lately because there's too much
>>>> Atheism in this world. This cruel world is beginning to tempt me, and
>>>> Krishna tells me that I must protect my soul from your corrupt ways at
>>>> all costs, so I'm going to slit both my wrists very deeply tonight,
>>>> starting from my elbows, so that I can serve Krishna in the afterlife
>>>> for the rest of eternity.
>>>> After I pass, please do not eat my remains as I know it can be easy to
>>>> confuse this with the slaughtered animals that many of you are used to
>>>> murdering, cooking, and eating.
>>>Slitting your wrists is a lousy way to commit suicide.
>> Not if you do it right. Cut parallel, not laterally, and you'll do fine.
>> I recommend it for all rightards who are crying now that America won the
>> election.
>True, but you have to be right over the artery to hit it. I'm not sure
>the average rightard has the requisite motor skills to do it right.
They're not allowed to look things up on the Internet so they'll have
to try to muddle through with the usual rightarded incompetence. If
they show up in my ER I'll help 'em finish it. LOL. Least I could do.
>Another good way to open an artery is to drive your car into a bridge
>abutment at about 60 mph. The rapid deceleration, if it doesn't turn your
>brain into mush (it may), peels your aorta off the back wall of your
>thorax, and often makes a rip in the aorta in the process. If you want to
>bleed out FAST, tearing your aorta is the way to go!
ROFL! I'd buy that for a Dollar. So long as the rightard does not take
out innocent, normal people while doing it.
>The GSW to the head is still the preferred method. It leaves your other
>organs undamaged, so they can be transplanted into liberals, atheists, and
>other deserving people.
What's amusing is that rightards are going to cry for the next 4 years
and then after that when Hillary is in office, another 8 years. They
all godda kill themselves *now* to avoid all that pain.
Father Haskell <fatherhask...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>On Nov 7, 8:23=A0pm, MarkA <some...@somewhere.invalid> wrote:
>> On Thu, 08 Nov 2012 00:47:32 +0000, Fred^44 wrote:
>>> MarkA <some...@somewhere.invalid> wrote:
>>>>On Wed, 07 Nov 2012 20:15:13 +0000, Jahnu wrote:
>>>>> I've been feeling really depressed lately because there's too much
>>>>> Atheism in this world. This cruel world is beginning to tempt me, and
>>>>> Krishna tells me that I must protect my soul from your corrupt ways a=
>>>>> all costs, so I'm going to slit both my wrists very deeply tonight,
>>>>> starting from my elbows, so that I can serve Krishna in the afterlife
>>>>> for the rest of eternity.
>>>>> After I pass, please do not eat my remains as I know it can be easy t=
>>>>> confuse this with the slaughtered animals that many of you are used t=
>>>>> murdering, cooking, and eating.
>>>>Slitting your wrists is a lousy way to commit suicide.
>>> Not if you do it right. Cut parallel, not laterally, and you'll do fine=
>>> I recommend it for all rightards who are crying now that America won th=
>>> election.
>> True, but you have to be right over the artery to hit it. =A0I'm not sure
>> the average rightard has the requisite motor skills to do it right.
>A diagonal slash would be a good compromise
Rightards don't compromise. It's their way or nothing, even if it
destroys the country.
In Ohio alone, FOX News has reported over 4000 cases of Obama Voter
Fraud. In the northern neck of Virginia, over 50,000 Democrats were
registered...who were dead. In Broward and Palm Beach FLA, countless
thousands of illegals were brought to the polls.
