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Description: Funny Godless heathens.
 

Congratulations, Padre !!!!!!!!!!!! 
  On Tue, 21 May 2013 20:31:13 -0400 ... ... Wow! It's only been two years? What an epic accomplishment! -- Fidem Turbāre, the non-existent atheist goddess "Besides, I would never use 'vacuous' in a sentence. I don't even know what vacuous means." -- Zacharias Mulletstein (January 28, 2013)... more »
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Palin mulling a Senate run 
  On Sat, 18 May 2013 08:47:11 -0500 ... For comedians that makes sense because many of them wilfully admit to selling out all sorts of things not only because it's good for ratings but also because most comedians seem to be honest. As for the other two groups, it's difficult to know for certain.... more »
By Fidem Turbare, the non-existent atheist goddess  - May 20 - 1 new of 1 message    

Really an atheist-theist group? 
  On Sun, 19 May 2013 10:10:04 -0500 ... Their desire to volunteer for this could be described as "charitable." -- Fidem Turbare, the non-existent atheist goddess "One man's religion is another man's belly laugh." -- Robert A. Heinlein
By Fidem Turbare, the non-existent atheist goddess  - May 20 - 2 new of 2 messages    

My blessed internet went down on me today 
  On Mon, 20 May 2013 07:36:48 +0000 (UTC) ... That question didn't involve any toilet humour, he was just wondering which "internet port" you used. He was probably trying to help you, but your prejudice about atheists seems to have clouded any capability you might have had to figure that out.... more »
By Fidem Turbare, the non-existent atheist goddess  - May 20 - 9 new of 9 messages    

Serious disturbance coming up. 
  On Thu, 16 May 2013 00:29:21 -0700 ... Do you believe it? -- Fidem Turbare, the non-existent atheist goddess "He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him, the spinal cord would fully suffice."... more »
By Fidem Turbare, the non-existent atheist goddess  - May 16 - 1 new of 1 message    

FANTASTIC animated short of the IQ Catholic Church Debate! 
  Here is a wonderful short animation of the IQ debate on the Catholic church with Christopher Hitchens and Stephen Fry! Excellent stuff! [link] Best viewed in fullscreen HD if/where possible!
By Gary  - May 15 - 1 new of 1 message    

It seems the gods are made of stone or something 
  ... Actually there's no single individual god. There are MANY but they ain't bothering with the monkeys destroying their environment due to OVERPOPULATION & DEFORESTATION... [link] *** That's a metaphor not found in the Bible, for it commands the people... more »
By His Highness the Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher  - May 15 - 7 new of 7 messages    

what is soul 
  On Tue, 30 Apr 2013 00:06:35 -0700 ... Ha ha! Actually, I was thinking of something entirely different when I read that subject line: Source: [link] Q. When did the human species receive the first soul? A. Soul, which was created by musicians, was given to the human species... more »
By Fidem Turbare, the non-existent atheist goddess  - May 11 - 4 new of 4 messages    

Flying Spaghetti Proto-cell 
  On Wed, 08 May 2013 18:15:12 -0800 ... Like a cat stuck in a box, his great noodliness was in a canned state, until there was a revelation brought forth by the wonderous can opener. -- Fidem Turbare, the non-existent atheist goddess "If you use too much circular reasoning, you might go dizzy!"... more »
By Fidem Turbare, the non-existent atheist goddess  - May 9 - 3 new of 3 messages    

What's your best picture of Heaven? 
  I had a bad dream last night, call it a "revelation" if you will, but it gave me a taste of life up there: "You are blindfolded and an angel is tickling your feet with his/her feathers. The blindfold is used so you don't know the sex of the angel. It's supposed to be pure bliss." Hey, this goes on forever, so you beg him/her to stop. And he/she... more »
By His Higness the Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher  - May 8 - 12 new of 12 messages    

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