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Funny Godless heathens.
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Are Christians the most Apathetic people in the world?
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In my long years of campaigning for a realistic and humanistic change, the excuse I heard the most often is: ONLY GOD CAN CHANGE THINGS! So I've come to the conclusion that Christians will never be part of the solution. They are waiting for God to fix up things while they think nothing but sin and damnation... NO TO MARIJUANA, NO TO... more »
By His Highness Comandante Banana, King of the Apes I & Chief of Quixotic Enterprises -
Nov 23
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Is God Unisex?
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We say "He," "the Lord," etc... and do we have proof of that? That implies a sexual life of some sort because nobody believes he has a banana and that's good for nothing, huh? Hetero, bi, homo or UNISEX? I guess unisex has a tendency to masturbation. ;) ------------------------------ ------------------------------ ------------------------------ ------------------------------ ---------... more »
By His Highness Comandante Banana, King of the Apes I & Chief of Quixotic Enterprises -
Nov 22
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The non Christians have more Jesuses to claim than the Christians
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Let's assume the crucifiction really took place (ie. that the fiction is real)... and then a few later Jesus rose from the dead. What's the big deal about when he didn't commit the "ultimate sacrifice," which is to die and be really dead? The non Christians though can claim many more victims and not less... more »
By His Highness Comandante Banana, King of the Apes I & Chief of Quixotic Enterprises -
Nov 22
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Jesus of Siberia?
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I'm riding a bike like Jesus rode a donkey. Do you get the hint? There's no place for Quixotes or Jesuses! Or do you think there's a place for a modern Jesus? —Jesus of Siberia Back in 1989, as the Soviet regime was collapsing, a man from the Siberian town of Minusinsk, named Sergei Torop, lost his job as a... more »
By His Highness Comandante Banana, King Of The Apes I & Chief of Quixotic Enterprises -
Nov 20
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Do you answer to the Call of God or the Call of the Wild?
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OK, we are talking here about t-shirts that deliver a message in the war between Reason and Religion, but since Reason by itself is not enough to make the monkeys jump, we are turning the "heat" up. Can Religion take the heat? ...I believe the return to nature will come through wild calls like this... ;)... more »
By His Highness Comandante Banana, King of the Apes I & Chief of Quixotic Enterprises -
Nov 20
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Fear is what keeps the Monkey in the Cage!
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Where's the cage? It's all around us... IT'S FEAR! It's what keeps people going back to church; it's what keeps you home like an idiot, and the car is a cage too! And what can we do about this B-I-G O-V-E-R-W-H-E-L-M-I-N-G FEAR? I guess placing THE PREDATOR IN THE CAGE is a step in the right direction, followed by FREEING THE MONKEY WITHIN... to do it in... more »
By His Highness Comandante Banana, King Of The Apes I & Chief of Quixotic Enterprises -
Nov 19
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Is Homeland Security keeping us safe against Armageddon?
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Well, that seems to be what the Christians are expecting, so since the majority of Americans are Christians (or so they say), it seems like a threat like that must be taken seriously... Are we going to sit back and watch while Jesus battles Satan? It seems to me, we should take action as soon as the Devil presents a... more »
By His Highness Comandante Banana, King Of The Apes I & Chief of Quixotic Enterprises -
Nov 18
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