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brookus
May 9, 2008, 9:01:41 PM5/9/08
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Only Buddha has ever got it right. Mohamed went to the hills to
contemplate christianity and the words of Jesus. He came to the
decision that he would like to start a new religion and he has his own
book of teachings....now used to justify brute force in the name of
justice. Jesus was a smart man...he left Rome when things started to
heat up...The hindu religion has a elephant with six arms as a deity
that they worship...
Buddha on the other hand did not start any shit throwing contests in
the first place...[as far as i know - which is not much]...Having said
this, Buddism has not aided the Tebetians...They will all be making
Nike shoes soon at the command of the Chinese Communist Party. Buddha
does not refer to a mono-theistic deity but rather a asks us to
question ourselves...The new age religious folk have taken meditation
to a whole new level...the ozone layer is where it is at right
now....fairies were the folklore of old and nothing has changed. A bit
of terror now though...we do not have good and bad fairies
anymore...we have the beast and 666 and hell fire to keep a tight rein
over people. The only thing that scares me about Buddha is that he
seemed to laugh too much. Westerners have 'laughing Buddha' statues
everywhere...Was he all there? Anyway, at least he did not exert
himself too much. Too much extertion leads to extremism...and
extremism leads to bondage...It is a free world...i do not recommend
anyone gets themselves tied to whipping post for the sexual
gratification of the Popes inlaws. I have been there and it aint
pretty. They had me tied to an ancient whipping post in the basement
of the Vatican...if the incantations do not drive you mad after three
days then the naked 80 year old peasant women will push you over the
edge for sure. I can not forgive after that experience. I am sorry but
enough is enough and, the should apologise before I forgive those
depraved actions.
contemplate christianity and the words of Jesus. He came to the
decision that he would like to start a new religion and he has his own
book of teachings....now used to justify brute force in the name of
justice. Jesus was a smart man...he left Rome when things started to
heat up...The hindu religion has a elephant with six arms as a deity
that they worship...
Buddha on the other hand did not start any shit throwing contests in
the first place...[as far as i know - which is not much]...Having said
this, Buddism has not aided the Tebetians...They will all be making
Nike shoes soon at the command of the Chinese Communist Party. Buddha
does not refer to a mono-theistic deity but rather a asks us to
question ourselves...The new age religious folk have taken meditation
to a whole new level...the ozone layer is where it is at right
now....fairies were the folklore of old and nothing has changed. A bit
of terror now though...we do not have good and bad fairies
anymore...we have the beast and 666 and hell fire to keep a tight rein
over people. The only thing that scares me about Buddha is that he
seemed to laugh too much. Westerners have 'laughing Buddha' statues
everywhere...Was he all there? Anyway, at least he did not exert
himself too much. Too much extertion leads to extremism...and
extremism leads to bondage...It is a free world...i do not recommend
anyone gets themselves tied to whipping post for the sexual
gratification of the Popes inlaws. I have been there and it aint
pretty. They had me tied to an ancient whipping post in the basement
of the Vatican...if the incantations do not drive you mad after three
days then the naked 80 year old peasant women will push you over the
edge for sure. I can not forgive after that experience. I am sorry but
enough is enough and, the should apologise before I forgive those
depraved actions.
Ben Goren
May 9, 2008, 9:06:52 PM5/9/08
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brookus wrote:
So sorry to learn that you've run out of kaopectate.
Cheers,
b&
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