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  <title type="text">alt.atheism.satire Google Group</title>
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  Funny Godless heathens.
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  <updated>2008-07-24T17:17:54Z</updated>
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  <author>
  <name>real1</name>
  <email>re...@nomail.invalid</email>
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  <updated>2008-07-24T17:17:54Z</updated>
  <id>http://groups.google.com/group/alt.atheism.satire/browse_thread/thread/d0921e34878c4f66/3dc9166619de2e58?show_docid=3dc9166619de2e58</id>
  <link href="http://groups.google.com/group/alt.atheism.satire/browse_thread/thread/d0921e34878c4f66/3dc9166619de2e58?show_docid=3dc9166619de2e58"/>
  <title type="text">Re: Science Disproves Evolution</title>
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  &lt;a target=&quot;_blank&quot; rel=nofollow href=&quot;http://notstupid.laughingsquid.com/bovine/&quot;&gt;[link]&lt;/a&gt;
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  <author>
  <name>Earle Jones</name>
  <email>earle.jo...@comcast.net</email>
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  <updated>2008-07-24T00:14:08Z</updated>
  <id>http://groups.google.com/group/alt.atheism.satire/browse_thread/thread/5350b6ad2a7a9375/1c10cf629d43742a?show_docid=1c10cf629d43742a</id>
  <link href="http://groups.google.com/group/alt.atheism.satire/browse_thread/thread/5350b6ad2a7a9375/1c10cf629d43742a?show_docid=1c10cf629d43742a"/>
  <title type="text">Re: No accidental Pond Scum 6000 years ago or two million years ago !</title>
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  In article &amp;lt;20819-4884C807-...@storefull- 3233.bay.webtv.net&amp;gt;, &lt;br&gt; * &lt;br&gt; I&#39;m surprised that a clever fellow like you could not figure how a bit &lt;br&gt; of pond scum evolved into Albert Einstein. Have you thought about it? &lt;br&gt; The evidence is pretty sketchy, isn&#39;t it? &lt;br&gt; Now -- how about the evidence for your Creator God?
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  <author>
  <name>Ken</name>
  <email>flakey...@aol.com</email>
  </author>
  <updated>2008-07-23T19:28:40Z</updated>
  <id>http://groups.google.com/group/alt.atheism.satire/browse_thread/thread/d0921e34878c4f66/97e17a1af7f34664?show_docid=97e17a1af7f34664</id>
  <link href="http://groups.google.com/group/alt.atheism.satire/browse_thread/thread/d0921e34878c4f66/97e17a1af7f34664?show_docid=97e17a1af7f34664"/>
  <title type="text">Re: CreatioNUTism is total and complete BULLCRAP</title>
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  The only time creationutism and science should ever be used in the &lt;br&gt; same sentence is when the phrase &amp;quot;is not&#39; has been inserted between &lt;br&gt; them
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  <author>
  <email>pah...@gmail.com</email>
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  <updated>2008-07-23T19:25:09Z</updated>
  <id>http://groups.google.com/group/alt.atheism.satire/browse_thread/thread/d0921e34878c4f66/a6b79f0357c84854?show_docid=a6b79f0357c84854</id>
  <link href="http://groups.google.com/group/alt.atheism.satire/browse_thread/thread/d0921e34878c4f66/a6b79f0357c84854?show_docid=a6b79f0357c84854"/>
  <title type="text">Science Disproves Evolution</title>
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  Extraterrestrial Life? &lt;br&gt; No verified form of life which originated outside of earth has ever &lt;br&gt; been observed. If life evolved on earth, one would expect that the &lt;br&gt; elaborate experiments sent to the Moon and Mars might have detected at &lt;br&gt; least simple forms of life (such as microbes) that differ in some &lt;br&gt; respects from life on earth (a).
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  <author>
  <name>sandi</name>
  <email>sandys...@earthlink.net</email>
  </author>
  <updated>2008-07-21T21:47:35Z</updated>
  <id>http://groups.google.com/group/alt.atheism.satire/browse_thread/thread/5350b6ad2a7a9375/49c7b397d34f3ace?show_docid=49c7b397d34f3ace</id>
  <link href="http://groups.google.com/group/alt.atheism.satire/browse_thread/thread/5350b6ad2a7a9375/49c7b397d34f3ace?show_docid=49c7b397d34f3ace"/>
  <title type="text">Re: No accidental Pond Scum 6000 years ago or two million years ago !</title>
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  On Jul 21, 10:31 am, DaveInLakeVi...@webtv.net (Dave in Lake Villa) &lt;br&gt; wrote: &lt;br&gt; Apparently you&#39;re not much on educational uptake are you, preferring &lt;br&gt; instead to believe in superstitions, myths and fairy tales over &lt;br&gt; scientific evidence &lt;br&gt; Here we go again, weaselman &lt;br&gt; Somehow you seem to have somehow missed &lt;br&gt; these questions that I and others have posed to you a dozen times or
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  <author>
  <name>Dave in Lake Villa</name>
  <email>daveinlakevi...@webtv.net</email>
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  <updated>2008-07-21T17:31:51Z</updated>
  <id>http://groups.google.com/group/alt.atheism.satire/browse_thread/thread/5350b6ad2a7a9375/95a993ca6e52d99c?show_docid=95a993ca6e52d99c</id>
  <link href="http://groups.google.com/group/alt.atheism.satire/browse_thread/thread/5350b6ad2a7a9375/95a993ca6e52d99c?show_docid=95a993ca6e52d99c"/>
  <title type="text">Re: No accidental Pond Scum 6000 years ago or two million years ago !</title>
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  I used to be taught that human beings graduated from a slimey piece of &lt;br&gt; algae commonly referred to as Pond Scum. I believed in it for the &lt;br&gt; longest time..even though it required an enormous amount of faith to &lt;br&gt; truly believe that unpurposed accidental Pond Scum could account for a &lt;br&gt; 206 bone human being having a brain capacity of 10^15th power of
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  <entry>
  <author>
  <name>Day Brown</name>
  <email>daybr...@daybrown.org</email>
  </author>
  <updated>2008-07-18T19:20:27Z</updated>
  <id>http://groups.google.com/group/alt.atheism.satire/browse_thread/thread/5350b6ad2a7a9375/cceecef6c8ecc12b?show_docid=cceecef6c8ecc12b</id>
  <link href="http://groups.google.com/group/alt.atheism.satire/browse_thread/thread/5350b6ad2a7a9375/cceecef6c8ecc12b?show_docid=cceecef6c8ecc12b"/>
  <title type="text">Re: No Adam and Eve 6000 years ago or two million years ago</title>
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  And because people are fucking stupid, they dunno that, and wont &lt;br&gt; listen to your position, but send money off to jackass preachers. &lt;br&gt; The boys tell me the Ozark Green aint ready yet. But this aint just my &lt;br&gt; opinion. Myth expert Joseph Campbell:&amp;quot;The message here is of an actual &lt;br&gt; age of peace and harmony with the creative energies of Nature that for
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  <author>
  <name>Charles &amp; Mambo Duckman</name>
  <email>duck...@gfy.slf</email>
  </author>
  <updated>2008-07-18T05:18:23Z</updated>
  <id>http://groups.google.com/group/alt.atheism.satire/browse_thread/thread/5350b6ad2a7a9375/b4be84b7cd8703ea?show_docid=b4be84b7cd8703ea</id>
  <link href="http://groups.google.com/group/alt.atheism.satire/browse_thread/thread/5350b6ad2a7a9375/b4be84b7cd8703ea?show_docid=b4be84b7cd8703ea"/>
  <title type="text">Re: No Adam and Eve 6000 years ago or two million years ago</title>
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  Well, I can&#39;t argue that, eh? &lt;br&gt; Or this. &lt;br&gt; Here&#39;s where your mistake is. Communism was not about atheism for the sake &lt;br&gt; of atheism. Communism was a de facto religion, and a very orthodox one at &lt;br&gt; that. As such, it simply strived to eliminate the competition. &lt;br&gt; I should know, I grew up in a communist country. The communist system aped
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  <entry>
  <author>
  <name>Day Brown</name>
  <email>daybr...@daybrown.org</email>
  </author>
  <updated>2008-07-18T01:54:57Z</updated>
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  <link href="http://groups.google.com/group/alt.atheism.satire/browse_thread/thread/5350b6ad2a7a9375/1dbcf3ddeb569ae1?show_docid=1dbcf3ddeb569ae1"/>
  <title type="text">Re: No Adam and Eve 6000 years ago or two million years ago</title>
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  You&#39;re a smart guy Charles. Most people are fucking stupid. You cant &lt;br&gt; sell them on atheism, the Commies showed that; all you got instead were &lt;br&gt; personality cults. &lt;br&gt; Women are rising the power structures, and they are buying into the &lt;br&gt; Goddess. Power structures always mimic the cosmology after them. I dont
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  <entry>
  <author>
  <name>Charles &amp; Mambo Duckman</name>
  <email>duck...@gfy.slf</email>
  </author>
  <updated>2008-07-17T21:28:45Z</updated>
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  <link href="http://groups.google.com/group/alt.atheism.satire/browse_thread/thread/5350b6ad2a7a9375/08e6c2805e462f02?show_docid=08e6c2805e462f02"/>
  <title type="text">Re: No Adam and Eve 6000 years ago or two million years ago</title>
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  What is this bullshit? Atheism never produced any genocide and you know it. &lt;br&gt; What do you think, the communists killed millions of people in order to &lt;br&gt; promote atheism? Don&#39;t be fucking stupid. The vast majority of Stalin&#39;s and &lt;br&gt; Mao&#39;s victims were (atheistic) communists like themselves. You just bought
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  <entry>
  <author>
  <name>Day Brown</name>
  <email>daybr...@daybrown.org</email>
  </author>
  <updated>2008-07-17T19:56:07Z</updated>
  <id>http://groups.google.com/group/alt.atheism.satire/browse_thread/thread/5350b6ad2a7a9375/655528223b5f076f?show_docid=655528223b5f076f</id>
  <link href="http://groups.google.com/group/alt.atheism.satire/browse_thread/thread/5350b6ad2a7a9375/655528223b5f076f?show_docid=655528223b5f076f"/>
  <title type="text">Re: No Adam and Eve 6000 years ago or two million years ago</title>
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  You need to work with people as they are. Atheism produced genocide in &lt;br&gt; Russia, China, and Cambodia. The Goddess never did. &lt;br&gt; You still think warriors have power when its the geeks designing the new &lt;br&gt; weapons which do more to control the way sheeple think that has power. &lt;br&gt; And for them, the Goddess works better than Atheism.
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  <author>
  <name>Ken</name>
  <email>flakey...@aol.com</email>
  </author>
  <updated>2008-07-17T14:52:25Z</updated>
  <id>http://groups.google.com/group/alt.atheism.satire/browse_thread/thread/5b880976f90d437d/061a76a612111a93?show_docid=061a76a612111a93</id>
  <link href="http://groups.google.com/group/alt.atheism.satire/browse_thread/thread/5b880976f90d437d/061a76a612111a93?show_docid=061a76a612111a93"/>
  <title type="text">Re: creatioNUTism is Complete and Total BULLSHIT</title>
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  The ONLY time creationism and science should EVER be used in the same &lt;br&gt; sentence is when the phrase &amp;quot;is not&amp;quot; has been inserted between them
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  <entry>
  <author>
  <email>pah...@gmail.com</email>
  </author>
  <updated>2008-07-17T14:48:53Z</updated>
  <id>http://groups.google.com/group/alt.atheism.satire/browse_thread/thread/5b880976f90d437d/66ae4c9a5dd63503?show_docid=66ae4c9a5dd63503</id>
  <link href="http://groups.google.com/group/alt.atheism.satire/browse_thread/thread/5b880976f90d437d/66ae4c9a5dd63503?show_docid=66ae4c9a5dd63503"/>
  <title type="text">Science Disproves Evolution</title>
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  Altruism 2 &lt;br&gt; If evolution were correct, selfish behavior should have completely &lt;br&gt; eliminated unselfish behavior (c). Furthermore, cheating and &lt;br&gt; aggression should have “weeded out” cooperation. Altruism contradicts &lt;br&gt; evolution (d). &lt;br&gt; c.	“Ultimately, moral guidelines determine an essential part of &lt;br&gt; economic life. How could such forms of social behavior evolve? This is
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  <author>
  <name>Charles &amp; Mambo Duckman</name>
  <email>duck...@gfy.slf</email>
  </author>
  <updated>2008-07-17T06:16:48Z</updated>
  <id>http://groups.google.com/group/alt.atheism.satire/browse_thread/thread/5350b6ad2a7a9375/a1799e683e1fa8b7?show_docid=a1799e683e1fa8b7</id>
  <link href="http://groups.google.com/group/alt.atheism.satire/browse_thread/thread/5350b6ad2a7a9375/a1799e683e1fa8b7?show_docid=a1799e683e1fa8b7"/>
  <title type="text">Re: No Adam and Eve 6000 years ago or two million years ago</title>
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  Yawn. So your &amp;quot;Goddess&amp;quot; is a less atrocious and less blood-thirsty &lt;br&gt; substitute for the Judeo-Christian God. &lt;br&gt; On that level, it is as useful as Esperanto - a cute idea in principle, but &lt;br&gt; totally impractical and used by a handful of geeks worldwide. &lt;br&gt; God or &amp;quot;Goddess&amp;quot;, it&#39;s still theism. And theism, in any form, is just plain
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  <entry>
  <author>
  <name>Day Brown</name>
  <email>daybr...@daybrown.org</email>
  </author>
  <updated>2008-07-16T08:37:47Z</updated>
  <id>http://groups.google.com/group/alt.atheism.satire/browse_thread/thread/5350b6ad2a7a9375/6a5f3fde17890340?show_docid=6a5f3fde17890340</id>
  <link href="http://groups.google.com/group/alt.atheism.satire/browse_thread/thread/5350b6ad2a7a9375/6a5f3fde17890340?show_docid=6a5f3fde17890340"/>
  <title type="text">Re: No Adam and Eve 6000 years ago or two million years ago</title>
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  If hominids were rational, you would not have the problem. but we are &lt;br&gt; where we are, and you cant sell sheeple atheism, but they will, as we &lt;br&gt; see, buy into theism. So, the question is, what form gives you the most &lt;br&gt; freedom? The history is obscure, but its the goddess because of the &lt;br&gt; nature of male demagogues who cause so much trouble.
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