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brookus

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May 9, 2008, 6:41:46 PM5/9/08
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Does anyone know if it true or not, that two coffins were found in the
middle east, next to eachother with the initials - 'JC' and 'MM'? I
was told told about this and told that it was hushed up by the
Catholic church. It would suggest that Jesus and Mary Magdelane were a
couple...or a rare coincidence...???

Ben Goren

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May 9, 2008, 8:11:51 PM5/9/08
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brookus wrote:

Why, yes! It's absolutely true! Not only did they find Jesus's and
Mary's coffins, they also found their dining room furniture, their
coffee pot, their bedroom set -- and even their favorite condom!

Amazing, isn't it?

Cheers,

b&

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May 12, 2008, 5:18:04 AM5/12/08
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On 10 May, 01:11, Ben Goren <b...@trumpetpower.com> wrote:
> brookus wrote:
>
>  > Does anyone know if it true  or not, that two coffins were found
>  > in the middle  east, next to eachother with the  initials - 'JC'
>  > and 'MM'? I was told told about this and told that it was hushed
>  > up by the Catholic church. It  would suggest that Jesus and Mary
>  > Magdelane were a couple...or a rare coincidence...???
>
> Why, yes! It's absolutely true! Not only did they find Jesus's and
> Mary's coffins, they also found their dining room furniture, their
> coffee pot, their bedroom set -- and even their favorite condom!
>
> Amazing, isn't it?
>
> Cheers,
>
> b&
>
> --
> EAC Memographer
> BAAWA Knight of Blasphemy
> ``All but God can prove this sentence true.''
>
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right next to "ES" and "BC" proving without a doubt that "a christmas
carol" is a historical document.

Connie

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May 12, 2008, 11:59:38 AM5/12/08
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Problem: The letter "J" didn't exist in the Roman alphabet. Sorry.

Ken

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May 12, 2008, 12:21:20 PM5/12/08
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On May 9, 3:41 pm, brookus <Brookuschoo...@gmail.com> wrote:
> Does anyone know if it true or not, that two coffins were found in the
> middle east, next to each other with the initials - 'JC' and 'MM'? .

Johnny Carson and Marilyn Monroe were buried next to each other?

WOW!!!!!

I've never heard dat one before

brookus

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May 12, 2008, 12:26:35 PM5/12/08
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I am agnostic. You are right. The letter 'J' did not exist in the '?'
alphabet at the time. I am just curious to know if the information I
was told via a second hand account of a news report...was accurate.
Perhaps the news report did not exist and the person who told me this
story...for whatever reason...believes it to be true...however, I
think for myself...and my opinions are based on fact. So I was only
wonderering if there is any substance to the account that I received.
The journalist my have got it wrong also. I am mot sorry to have
offended anyone..although that was not my intention...I just thought I
would ask an 'atheist' rather than a christian as I thought they would
be less biased as it regards strict adherence to a "god"....ie. Is god
a man or a deity. [Sometimes I wonder].

Errol

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May 19, 2008, 10:28:04 AM5/19/08
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Wrong! the MM stood for Mohammed Mustapha and proves that both Islam
and Christianity were both written by the same comedy team duo Montius
and Pithonus.

XaurreauX

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May 20, 2008, 4:04:53 PM5/20/08
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If Clapton is god imagine the uproar when they find his coffin 2,000
years from now. ;^]

Carl Sagan's billions

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May 26, 2008, 12:28:50 PM5/26/08
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Satire = provocation:
English names on 2000 year old coffins in the Middle East? The
European crusaders were 1000 years later.
Did they carve the letters then on two arbitrary coffins?
And his last name was really in English and was Christ?
I always thought, again in English, the last name was 'of Nazareth'.

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