Only Buddha has ever got it right. Mohamed went to the hills to
contemplate christianity and the words of Jesus. He came to the
decision that he would like to start a new religion and he has his own
book of teachings....now used to justify brute force in the name of
justice. Jesus was a smart man...he left Rome when things started to
heat up...The hindu religion has a elephant with six arms as a deity
that they worship...
Buddha on the other hand did not start any shit throwing contests in
the first place...[as far as i know - which is not much]...Having said
this, Buddism has not aided the Tebetians...They will all be making
Nike shoes soon at the command of the Chinese Communist Party. Buddha
does not refer to a mono-theistic deity but rather a asks us to
question ourselves...The new age religious folk have taken meditation
to a whole new level...the ozone layer is where it is at right
now....fairies were the folklore of old and nothing has changed. A bit
of terror now though...we do not have good and bad fairies
anymore...we have the beast and 666 and hell fire to keep a tight rein
over people. The only thing that scares me about Buddha is that he
seemed to laugh too much. Westerners have 'laughing Buddha' statues
everywhere...Was he all there? Anyway, at least he did not exert
himself too much. Too much extertion leads to extremism...and
extremism leads to bondage...It is a free world...i do not recommend
anyone gets themselves tied to whipping post for the sexual
gratification of the Popes inlaws. I have been there and it aint
pretty. They had me tied to an ancient whipping post in the basement
of the Vatican...if the incantations do not drive you mad after three
days then the naked 80 year old peasant women will push you over the
edge for sure. I can not forgive after that experience. I am sorry but
enough is enough and, the should apologise before I forgive those
depraved actions.

 > Only Buddha has ever got it  right. Mohamed went to the hills to
 > contemplate christianity and the words  of Jesus. He came to the
 > decision that he  would like to start a new  religion and he has
 > his own book of teachings....now  used to justify brute force in
 > the name of  justice. Jesus was a smart man...he  left Rome when
 > things started  to heat up...The  hindu religion has  a elephant
 > with six  arms as a  deity that  they worship...  Buddha  on the
 > other hand did not start any shit throwing contests in the first
 > place...[as far  as i  know - which  is not  much]...Having said
 > this, Buddism  has not  aided the  Tebetians...They will  all be
 > making Nike shoes  soon at the command of  the Chinese Communist
 > Party. Buddha does not refer to a mono-theistic deity but rather
 > a asks  us to  question ourselves...The  new age  religious folk
 > have taken meditation to a  whole new level...the ozone layer is
 > where it is at right now....fairies were the folklore of old and
 > nothing has changed. A bit of terror now though...we do not have
 > good and  bad fairies  anymore...we have the  beast and  666 and
 > hell  fire to  keep a  tight  rein over  people. The only  thing
 > that  scares me  about Buddha  is that  he seemed  to laugh  too
 > much. Westerners have 'laughing Buddha' statues everywhere...Was
 > he  all there? Anyway,  at least  he did  not exert  himself too
 > much. Too  much  extertion  leads to  extremism...and  extremism
 > leads  to bondage...It  is  a free  world...i  do not  recommend
 > anyone  gets themselves  tied to  whipping post  for the  sexual
 > gratification of the Popes inlaws. I have been there and it aint
 > pretty. They  had me  tied to  an ancient  whipping post  in the
 > basement of the  Vatican...if the incantations do  not drive you
 > mad after  three days then the  naked 80 year old  peasant women
 > will push  you over the edge  for sure. I can not  forgive after
 > that experience. I am sorry but enough is enough and, the should
 > apologise before I forgive those depraved actions.

So sorry to learn that you've run out of kaopectate.

Cheers,

b&

--
EAC Memographer
BAAWA Knight of Blasphemy
``All but God can prove this sentence true.''

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