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KingOfTheApes

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Nov 5, 2009, 11:43:22 AM11/5/09
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"HIS MAJESTY COMANDANTE BANANA KING OF THE APES I," says:

Well, the term "religious" doesn't honor the MATERIALISM and LACK OF
SPIRITUALITY of many Christians who are often SHEEP or PREDATOR. Then
you must start looking for new names that describe them better without
lying.

Yes, we know you Christians are also ANTI bikes, nature, alcohol,
drugs, Marley, Beethoven, vegetarians, peace and love.

Thank you, and now pray to the Almighty... LOVE!


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"Peace, Love and Banana"

http://webspawner.com/users/bananarevolution

Earle Jones

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Nov 5, 2009, 5:05:00 PM11/5/09
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In article
<869f0056-108b-4f14...@v25g2000yqk.googlegroups.com>,
KingOfTheApes <comandan...@yahoo.com> wrote:

> "HIS MAJESTY COMANDANTE BANANA KING OF THE APES I," says:
>
> Well, the term "religious" doesn't honor the MATERIALISM and LACK OF
> SPIRITUALITY of many Christians who are often SHEEP or PREDATOR. Then
> you must start looking for new names that describe them better without
> lying.
>
> Yes, we know you Christians are also ANTI bikes, nature, alcohol,
> drugs, Marley, Beethoven, vegetarians, peace and love.
>
> Thank you, and now pray to the Almighty... LOVE!

*
Q: How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None of your fucking business.

earle
*

His Majesty Comandante Banana King Of The Apes I

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Nov 5, 2009, 6:32:51 PM11/5/09
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On Nov 5, 5:05 pm, Earle Jones <earle.jo...@comcast.net> wrote:
> In article
> <869f0056-108b-4f14-8a62-151624fed...@v25g2000yqk.googlegroups.com>,

>
>  KingOfTheApes <comandante.ban...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> > "HIS MAJESTY COMANDANTE BANANA KING OF THE APES I," says:
>
> > Well, the term "religious" doesn't honor the MATERIALISM and LACK OF
> > SPIRITUALITY of many Christians who are often SHEEP or PREDATOR. Then
> > you must start looking for new names that describe them better without
> > lying.
>
> > Yes, we know you Christians are also ANTI bikes, nature, alcohol,
> > drugs, Marley, Beethoven, vegetarians, peace and love.
>
> > Thank you, and now pray to the Almighty... LOVE!
>
> *
> Q:  How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
> A:  None of your fucking business.
>
> earle
> *

I'm sure that's one of those stories meant to make you feel good...

This monkey says like the Christians:

Q. What did the monkey say when he cut off his tail?
A. It won't be long now.


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Get it? Jesus is coming soon. ;)

Yap

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Nov 5, 2009, 9:46:11 PM11/5/09
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On Nov 6, 7:32 am, His Majesty Comandante Banana King Of The Apes I

We have never encounter a zombie, vampire, or skeleton bone since
known time in human history.
If you wish for one, go dig into the grave.

Smiler

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Nov 5, 2009, 10:07:31 PM11/5/09
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Nah! He's just breathing heavily.

--
Smiler
The godless one
a.a.# 2279
All gods are bespoke. They're all made to
perfectly fit the prejudices of their believer


Earle Jones

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Nov 5, 2009, 10:53:44 PM11/5/09
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In article
<6758ac19-b84d-4798...@l13g2000yqb.googlegroups.com>,

His Majesty Comandante Banana King Of The Apes I
<nolionn...@yahoo.com> wrote:

*
Right.

He's coming soon.

Right.

He'd better fucking hurry up -- I'm 78 years old!

earle
*

His Majesty Comandante Banana King Of The Apes I

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Nov 6, 2009, 3:33:30 AM11/6/09
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On Nov 5, 10:53 pm, Earle Jones <earle.jo...@comcast.net> wrote:
> In article
> <6758ac19-b84d-4798-8c06-576d3a0b8...@l13g2000yqb.googlegroups.com>,

>  His Majesty Comandante Banana King Of The Apes I
>
>
>
>
>
>  <nolionnoprob...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> > On Nov 5, 5:05 pm, Earle Jones <earle.jo...@comcast.net> wrote:
> > > In article
> > > <869f0056-108b-4f14-8a62-151624fed...@v25g2000yqk.googlegroups.com>,
>
> > >  KingOfTheApes <comandante.ban...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> > > > "HIS MAJESTY COMANDANTE BANANA KING OF THE APES I," says:
>
> > > > Well, the term "religious" doesn't honor the MATERIALISM and LACK OF
> > > > SPIRITUALITY of many Christians who are often SHEEP or PREDATOR. Then
> > > > you must start looking for new names that describe them better without
> > > > lying.
>
> > > > Yes, we know you Christians are also ANTI bikes, nature, alcohol,
> > > > drugs, Marley, Beethoven, vegetarians, peace and love.
>
> > > > Thank you, and now pray to the Almighty... LOVE!
>
> > > *
> > > Q:  How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
> > > A:  None of your fucking business.
>
> > > earle
> > > *
>
> > I'm sure that's one of those stories meant to make you feel good...
>
> > This monkey says like the Christians:
>
> > Q. What did the monkey say when he cut off his tail?
> > A. It won't be long now.
>
> > ---------------------------------------------------------------------------­---

> > --
>
> > Get it? Jesus is coming soon. ;)
>
> *
> Right.
>
> He's coming soon.
>
> Right.
>
> He'd better fucking hurry up -- I'm 78 years old!
>
> earle
> *- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -

Hang in there as long as you can! ;)

hypa...@comcast.net

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Nov 9, 2009, 9:39:22 AM11/9/09
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On Nov 5, 10:07 pm, "Smiler" <Smi...@joe.king.com> wrote:
> His Majesty Comandante Banana King Of The Apes I wrote:
>
>
>
>
>
> > On Nov 5, 5:05 pm, Earle Jones <earle.jo...@comcast.net> wrote:
> >> In article
> >> <869f0056-108b-4f14-8a62-151624fed...@v25g2000yqk.googlegroups.com>,
>
> >> KingOfTheApes <comandante.ban...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> >>> "HIS MAJESTY COMANDANTE BANANA KING OF THE APES I," says:
>
> >>> Well, the term "religious" doesn't honor the MATERIALISM and LACK OF
> >>> SPIRITUALITY of many Christians who are often SHEEP or PREDATOR.
> >>> Then you must start looking for new names that describe them better
> >>> without lying.
>
> >>> Yes, we know you Christians are also ANTI bikes, nature, alcohol,
> >>> drugs, Marley, Beethoven, vegetarians, peace and love.
>
> >>> Thank you, and now pray to the Almighty... LOVE!
>
> >> *
> >> Q: How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
> >> A: None of your fucking business.
>
> >> earle
> >> *
>
> > I'm sure that's one of those stories meant to make you feel good...
>
> > This monkey says like the Christians:
>
> > Q. What did the monkey say when he cut off his tail?
> > A. It won't be long now.
>
> > ---------------------------------------------------------------------------­-----

>
> > Get it? Jesus is coming soon. ;)
>
> Nah! He's just breathing heavily.
>
I know a really good Who song for him to do
his 'heavy breathing' to. ;-)

Smiler

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Nov 9, 2009, 7:11:05 PM11/9/09
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Which one. There are so many that could apply.
"(We) Won't get fooled again."?
"I'm a boy"?
"Happy Jack"?
"It's not enough"?
"Pictures of Lily"?
"A quick one, while he's away"?
"See me, Feel me"?
"Under my thumb"?

:-)

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