Acronyms for Bible

[Andrew W]

Here are some acronyms I came up with.


Bible - Badly Interpreted Book Lacking Evidence.

Bible - Baseless Insidious Babble with Lousy Editing



Gospel - God Ostracised Scraps of Paltry Entertaining Letters.

Gospel - Greatly Over-celebrated Scrolls of Poorly Edited Lavatory-notes

Gospel - Generations of Obscured Senselessness Posing as Extraordinary
Lipservice

Gospel - Garbage-bags of Otto-poo Sold with Price Elevated Ludicrously

Gospel - Garishly Organised Swampgas Processed and Elevated for Longevity


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No man becomes a slave until he ceases to be his own master.
Christianity - the religion of subjugation.

[Andrew W]

Jesus - Judiciously Executed Scapegoat Unable to truly Save

[Fidem Turbare, atheist goddess]

On Dec 31 2011, 11:45 am, "Andrew W" <remove_ajwer...@optusnet.com.au>
wrote:

> Jesus - Judiciously Executed Scapegoat Unable to truly Save

Here are some more for you that I just "created."

CROSS - Christ! Ridiculous Or Stupid Shit!

HELL - Happy Ending, Love Lucifer

LORD - Love Of Ridiculous Delusions

MOSES - Mother Of Satan Excites Son

PRAY - Pissing Red After Yanking

PSALMS - Practice Screwing And Lucifer Might Smile

TABLET - Take Another Bite, Lose Extra Teeth

VIRGIN - Vicious Investigation Reveals G-spot In Neverland

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Fidem Turbare, atheist goddess
"By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if
you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher."
-- Socrates of Athens