Acronyms - what does Bible stand for?

[Andrew W]

Bible - Badly Interpreted Book Lacking Evidence.

Bible - Baseless Insidious Babble with Lousy Editing

Gospel - God Ostracised Scraps of Paltry Entertaining Letters.

Gospel - Greatly Over-celebrated Scrolls of Poorly Edited Lavatory-notes

Gospel - Generations of Obscured Senselessness Posing as Extraordinary
Lipservice

Gospel - Garbage-bags of Otto-poo Sold with Price Elevated Ludicrously

Gospel - Garishly Organised Swampgas Processed and Elevated for Longevity

Jesus - Jesus Exactly Suits Unthinking Sorry-arses

Jesus - Judiciously Executed Scapegoat Unable to truly Save

Faith - Foolish And Ignorant Theological Hogwash


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No man becomes a slave until he ceases to be his own master.
Christianity - the religion of subjugation.