Read this and make money

[Making Money]

Hello! I've got some awesome news that I think you need to take
two minutes to read if you have ever thought "How could I make
some serious cash in a hurry???" , or been in serious debt, ready
to do almost anything to get the money needed to pay off those
bill collectors. So grab a snack, a warm cup of coffee, or a glass
of your favorite beverage, get comfortable and listen to this
interesting, exciting find!
Let me start by saying that I FINALLY FOUND IT! That's right!
I found it! And I HATE GET RICH QUICK SCHEMES!! I hate those
schemes like multi-level marketing, mail-order schemes, envelope
stuffing scams, 900 number scams... the list goes on forever. I
have tried every darn get rich quick scheme out there over the
past 12 years. I somehow got on mailing lists for people looking
to make money (more like 'desperate stupid people who will try
anything for money!'). Well, when I was a teenager, these
claims to 'get me rich quick' sounded irresistible! I would shell
out $14.95 here, $29.95 there, $24.95 here, and another $49.95
there. I had maxed out my new Circuit City Card AND my Visa...I
was desperate for money!! So, I gave them all a chance but
failed at every one of them! Maybe they worked for some people,
but not for me. Eventually, I just tossed that JUNK MAIL in the
trash when I got the mail. I recognized it right away. I can
smell a money scam from a mile away these days, SO I THOUGHT....
I thought I could sniff out a scam easily. WAS I WRONG!!
....I LOVE THE INTERNET!!!

I was scanning thru a NEWSGROUP and saw an article stating to
GET CASH FAST!! I thought..."Here on the Internet?? Well, I'll
just have to see what schemes could possibly be on the internet."
The article described a way to MAIL A ONE DOLLAR BILL TO ONLY
FIVE PEOPLE AND MAKE $50, 0000 IN CASH WITHIN 4 WEEKS! Well,
the more I thought about it, the more I became very curious. Why?
Because of the way it worked AND BECAUSE IT WOULD ONLY COST ME
FIVE DOLLARS (AND FIVE STAMPS), THAT'S ALL I EVER PAY....EVER!!

Ok, so the $50,000 in cash was maybe an tough amount to reach,
but it was possible. I knew that I could at least get a return
of $1,000 or so. So I did it!! As per the instructions in the
article, I mailed out ('snail mail'for you e-mail fanatics) a
single dollar bill to each of the five people on the list that
was contained in the article. I included a small note, with the
dollar, that stated "Please Add Me To Your List." I then removed
the first position name of the five names listed and moved
everyone up one position, and I put my name in position five of
the list. This is how the money starts rolling in! I then took
this revised article now with my name on the list and REPOSTED IT
ON AS MANY NEWSGROUPS AND LOCAL BULLETIN BOARD
MESSAGE AREAS THAT I KNEW. I then waited to watch the money
come in...prepared to maybe receive about $1000 to $1500 in cash or
so....

But what a welcome surprise when those envelopes kept coming in!!! I
knew what they were as soon as I saw the return addresses from people
all over the world-Most from the U.S., but some from Canada, even
some from Australia! I tell you, THAT WAS EXCITING!! So how
much did I get in total return? $1000? $5000? Not even!!! I
received a total of $23,343!!! I couldn't believe it!!

I now have a brand new black Acura Integra to speak for, due
to this!! Now after almost 8 months, I am ready to do it again!!!
So maybe it was possible to get $50,000 in cash, I don't know,
but IT COMPLETELY DEPENDS ON YOU, THE INDIVIDUAL! You
must follow through and repost this article everywhere you can think
of! The more postings you achieve will determine how much cash
will arrive in your very own mailbox!! It's just too easy to
pass up!!!

Let's review the reasons why you should do this: The only
cost factors are for the five stamps, the 5 envelopes and the 5
one dollar bills that you send out to the listed names by snail
mail (US Postal Service Mail). Then just simply repost the
article (WITH YOUR NAME ADDED) to all the newsgroups and local
BBS's you can. Then sit back and, (ironically), enjoy walking
(you can run if you like! :o ) down your driveway to your
mailbox and scoop up your rewards!! We all have five dollars to
put into such an easy effortless investment with SPECTACULAR
REALISTIC RETURNS OF $15,000 to $25,000 in about 3-5 weeks! So
HOLD OFF ON THOSE LOTTERY NUMBERS FOR TODAY,EAT AT
HOME TONIGHT INSTEAD OF TAKEOUT FROM McDONALDS AND
INVEST FIVE DOLLARS IN THIS AMAZING MONEY MAKING SYSTEM
NOW!!! YOU CAN'T LOSE!!

So how do you do it exactly, you ask? I have carefully
provided the mostdetailed, yet straightforward instructions on
how to easily get this underway and get your cash on its way.
SO, ARE YOU READY TO MAKE SOME CASH!!!?? HERE WE GO!!!

*** THE LIST OF NAMES IS AT THE END OF THIS ARTICLE. ***

OK, Read this carefully. Get a printout of this information,
if you like, so you can easily refer to it as often as needed.

INSTRUCTIONS:

1. Take a sheet of paper and write on it the following:
"Please add my name to your list". This creates a service out
of this money making system and thus making it completely legal.
You are not just randomly sending a dollar to someone, you are
paying one dollar for a legitimate service. Make sure you
include your name and address. I assure you that, again, this
is completely legal! For a neat little twist, also write what
slot their name was in: "You were in slot 3", Just to add a
little fun! This is all about having fun and making money at
the same time!

2. Now fold this sheet of paper around a dollar bill ,(no
checks or money orders), and put them into an envelope and send
it on its way to the five people listed. The folding of the
paper around the bill will insure its arrival to its recipient.
THIS STEP IS IMPORTANT!!

3. Now listen carefully, here's where you get YOUR MONEY COMING
TO YOUR MAILBOX. Look at the list of five people; remove the
first name from position one and move everyone on the list up
slot one on the list. Position 2 name will now move to the
position 1 slot , position 3 will now become position 2, 4 will
be be 3, 5 wil be 4. Now put your name, address, zipcode AND
COUNTRY in position 5, the bottom position on the list.

4. Now upload this updated file to as many newsgroups and local
bulletin boards' message areas & file section as possible. Give
a catchy description of the file so it gets noticed!! Such as:
"NEED FAST CASH?, HERE IT IS!" or "NEED CASH TO PAY OFF
YOUR DEBTS??", etc. And the more uploads, the more money you
will make, and of course, the more money the others on the list will
make too. LET'S ALL TAKE CARE OF EACH OTHER BY BEING
HONEST AND BY PUTTING FORTH 120 PERCENT INTO THIS
PROFITABLE & AMAZING SYSTEM!!! You'll reap the benefits, believe
me!!! Set a goal for the number of total uploads you'll post, such as
15-20 postings or more! Always have a goal in mind!!! If you can UUE
encode the file when uploading, that will make it easier for the
people
to
receive it and have it downloaded to their hard drive. That way
they get a copy of the article right on their computer without
hassles of viewing and then saving the article from the File menu.
Don't alter the file type, leave it as an MS-DOS Text file. The
best test is to be able to view this file using Microsoft's
Notepad for Windows 3.x or WordPad for Windows '95. If the margins
look right without making the screen slide left or right when at
the ends of the sentences, you're in business!

5. If you need help uploading, simply ask the sysop of the BBS,
or "POST" a message on a newsgroup asking how to post a file,
tell them who your Internet provider is and PEOPLE WILL ALWAYS BE
GLAD TO HELP. I would try to describe how to do it but there are
simply too many internet software packages with slightly different
yet relatively simple ways to post or upload a file. Just ask for
help or look in the help section for 'posting'. I do know that for
GNN, you simply select 'POST' then enter a catchy description
under the subject box, choose 'ATTACH', selecting 'UUE' and NOT
'TXT', then choose 'Browse' to go look for the file. Find your
text file CASH.TXT and click on it and choose 'OK'. Place a one
line statement in the main body section of the message post
screen. Something like "Download this to read how to get cash
arriving in your mailbox with no paybacks!" or whatever. Just make
sure it represents its true feasibility, NOT something like...
"Get one million dollars flooding in your mailbox in two days!"
You'll never get ANY responses!

6. And this is the step I like. JUST SIT BACK AND ENJOY LIFE
BECAUSE CASH IS ON ITS THE WAY!! Expect to see a little money
start to trickle in around 2 weeks, but AT ABOUT WEEKS 3 & 4, THE
MONEY STORM WILL HIT YOUR MAILBOX!! All you have to do is take it
out of the mailbox and try not to scream too loud (outside anyway)
when you realize YOU HIT THE BIG TIME AT LAST!!

7. So go PAY OFF YOUR BILLS AND DEBTS and then get that something
special you always wanted or buy that special person in your life
(or the one you want in your life) a gift they'll never forget.
ENJOY LIFE!

8. Now when you get low on this money supply, simply re-activate
this file again; Reposting it in the old places where you
originally posted and possibly some new places you now know of.
Don't ever lose this file, always keep a copy at your reach for
when you ever need cash. THIS IS AN INCREDIBLE TOOL THAT YOU
CAN ALWAYS RE-USE TIME AND TIME AGAIN WHEN CASH IS
NEEDED!

9. Hello, This is exciting isn't it?! While I'm on the list, just add a
note saying "Please
include extra money tips" with your name & E-MAIL address, and I
will (FOR FREE) send you some neat methods to increase the money
you will receive with this plan. Why?... Why not? I'm not a selfish
jerk...I like helping out others. E-mail just makes it a touch
easier and cheaper, too! After I drop off the list, I can no
longer offer you this advice, obviously, but maybe someone else
who gets my tips will offer and simply replace my name on this step
number 9. Good luck and give this plan your all, it will definitely
pay off! Like Mike said, HAVE FUN WITH IT!!!

*******************************************************************
*******************************************************************
THE NAMES LIST THE NAMES LIST THE NAME LIST
*******************************************************************
* HONESTY IS WHAT MAKES THIS PROGRAM SUCCESSFUL!!!
*
* 1. Dustin Lowe
* P.O. Box 13431
* Gainesville, FL 32604
*
* 2. Bobby Williams
* 342 Shawnee Drive
* Wetumpka, AL 36092
*
* 3. Aaron Hammond
* P.O. Box 974
* Kelso, WA 98626
*
* 4. Mike Dionis
* 10210 I SunnyLake Place
* Cockeysville, MD 21030
*
* 5. J. Lambert
* 48 Fenwick Place
* Atlanta, GA 30328
****************************************************************

NOTE:
Try to keep a list of everyone that sends you a dollar and
always keep an eye on the local postings of this file...Just
to make sure that everyone is playing the game fairly. You know
where your name should be.....

AGAIN, HONESTY IS THE BEST THING WE HAVE GOING FOR
US ON THIS PLAN.

J. Lambert

[Thomas Djafari]

This asshole sent this spam about quick money, punish him !!! send him the contents of your trashcan !

[Adam Carlos Barton]

On Wed, 10 Jul 1996 12:03:02 +0200, Thomas Djafari <fro...@micronet.fr> wrote:

:This asshole sent this spam about quick money, punish him !!! send him the contents of your trashcan !
:
:> * 5. J. Lambert

:> * 48 Fenwick Place
:> * Atlanta, GA 30328

I think that the person that posted the guys address to the newsgroup is a real
low life. There are some really sick people out there that will send some weird
shit to his house, even call round for a little 'head kicking'. Perhaps YOU
(Thomas Djafari) should put your address onto an international media. I would be
the first to send you some hate mail.

Its not that I support the scams and stuff like that; I am completely against
it. Its just that posting the guys address is worse.

Anyway, please post all flames to: Adam....@dial.pipex.com..... go on, I dare
you :)

Anyway, thats my little gripe.

___________________________________
Adam Barton (General all-round happy bloke)
Adam....@dial.pipex.com

"Scrrrrrrreeeaam" shadow ship.

[Library Machine 1]

Listen, moron. We don't want no stinkin' get rich quick
schemes poisoning this newsgroup, so I implore you to JUST
GO AWAY. Thank you.

Maneki-Neko
Je...@montcalm.cc.mi.us

[CudaBert]

Adam....@dial.pipex.com (Adam Carlos Barton) hurled up:

>On Wed, 10 Jul 1996 12:03:02 +0200, Thomas Djafari <fro...@micronet.fr> wrote:

>:This asshole sent this spam about quick money, punish him !!! send him the contents of your trashcan !
>:

>:> * 5. J. Lambert

>:> * 48 Fenwick Place
>:> * Atlanta, GA 30328

>I think that the person that posted the guys address to the newsgroup is a real

>low life. There are some really sick people out there that will send some weird
>shit to his house, even call round for a little 'head kicking'. Perhaps YOU
>(Thomas Djafari) should put your address onto an international media. I would be
>the first to send you some hate mail.

Well, Djafari was just quoting from the spam post. It means the
spammer posted *his own* address already, so what's your beef with
Djafari? He's just pointing out the obvious.

Ironically, when I fingered the ISP of the spammer, it turned out it
was someone who was further up the list, #4 I think, so Djafari's
failing was in posting the *wrong* address!

--
"YOU are even more evil than I!" - My friend, Mike Hays
Like 2600 stuff? Check my FTP site:
ftp://ftp.magicnet.net/pub/users/cudabert

[ci...@d0sb01.fnal.gov]

In article <31e41637...@newnews.dial.pipex.com>, Adam....@dial.pipex.com (Adam Carlos Barton) writes:
>On Wed, 10 Jul 1996 12:03:02 +0200, Thomas Djafari <fro...@micronet.fr> wrote:

>:This asshole sent this spam about quick money, punish him !!! send him the contents of your trashcan !

>:> * 5. J. Lambert

>:> * 48 Fenwick Place
>:> * Atlanta, GA 30328

>I think that the person that posted the guys address to the newsgroup is a real

>low life. There are some really sick people out there that will send some weird
>shit to his house, even call round for a little 'head kicking'. Perhaps YOU
>(Thomas Djafari) should put your address onto an international media. I would be
>the first to send you some hate mail.

>Its not that I support the scams and stuff like that; I am completely against

>it. Its just that posting the guys address is worse.

Do you have any clue about what you are talking about? The spammer posted
his address himself in the first place! And if you are against someone
else reposting it, why did you conveniently leave it there when you
replied to that post?

Needless to say, the spammer deserves it. I wonder if anyone is collecting
the addresses of such low lifes and sending them to IRS, with their claims
that they made $$$$$$$ in a week.

Oh, I get it! You actually are, in the guise of criticising the person who
reposted his address, doing your part of publicising the hoaxer. Clever!
I commend you..

(BTW, I think I did pretty good myself in pretending to criticise your
post and publicise the address still more, didnt I? :) )

[HazChem]

In article <31e41637...@newnews.dial.pipex.com>,
Adam....@dial.pipex.com wrote:

> On Wed, 10 Jul 1996 12:03:02 +0200, Thomas Djafari <fro...@micronet.fr>
wrote:
>
> :This asshole sent this spam about quick money, punish him !!! send him
the contents of your trashcan !
> :

> :> * 5. J. Lambert

> :> * 48 Fenwick Place
> :> * Atlanta, GA 30328
>
>

> I think that the person that posted the guys address to the newsgroup is

a real
> low life. There are some really sick people out there that will send
some weird
> shit to his house, even call round for a little 'head kicking'. Perhaps YOU
> (Thomas Djafari) should put your address onto an international media. I
would be
> the first to send you some hate mail.
>
> Its not that I support the scams and stuff like that; I am completely against
> it. Its just that posting the guys address is worse.

For the record, the guy posted his own address--the poster above simply
copied it out of the message.

People have to post their addresses for these illegal pyramid schemes, or
they can't get any money.

So I don't think the poster above did anything horrible.

(And that is a good way to get rid of trash, isn't it? Or junk mail.
Junk mail would be perfect. Just write 'please forward to' and the
address of whoever sent the stupid get rich quich scheme on the envelope,
and drop it in a mailbox.) (Be sure to make sure your own address is no
longer visible, of course. Don't want to start a snail mail flame war.)

--
HAZARDOUS CHEMICAL http://www.clarityconnect.com/webpages/hazchem/hazchem.html

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