Breaking News---Rumsfeld Claims US Is Threat To Iran And All Islam
nightbat
Former US Defense Secretary Rumsfeld per net news has
been hired by Iran and he now claims the US is a threat to Iran and all
Islam. What the heck, how many are coming and joining the peaceful
Captain nightbat and Green Knight's ranks awaiting the arrival of the
Darla Millennium Starships? Billions and billions of world wide Science
Team fans and growing. Poor coffeeboys left behind again.
See:
http://www.unconfirmedsources.com/?itemid=2177
Per Officer Warhol we need to get that original Egyptian Stargate up and
running to hopefully deflect the predicted 2012 end times Officer Warhol
reported Wormwood comet. He states that he and his people have the
crystal Pyramid Cap stone but needs a solid gold and silver Pyramid base
including frequency generator to call his cosmic people again. Profound
Comm Officer Greysky could provide some help here no doubt.
Darla and the Sean Team are reported on their way back per my friend
Ollie and should be here soon. Perhaps we can ask them if the Pyramid
Stargate is still needed or maybe they could lend a hand. Remember they
have the powerful D.R.I.L.L. so perhaps they can help the nightbat
Science Team make and assemble the gift to hopefully deflect the comet
or any other possible threatening outer space body to safer trajectory
orbit away from Mother Earth.
ponder on,
the nightbat
Phineas T Puddleduck
nightbat <nigh...@home.ffni.com> wrote:
> nightbat wrote
>
> Former US Defense Secretary Rumsfeld per net news has
> been hired by Iran and he now claims the US is a threat to Iran and all
> Islam. What the heck, how many are coming and joining the peaceful
> Captain nightbat and Green Knight's ranks awaiting the arrival of the
> Darla Millennium Starships? Billions and billions of world wide Science
> Team fans and growing. Poor coffeeboys left behind again.
More imaginary aliens Frootbat?
>
> See:
> http://www.unconfirmedsources.com/?itemid=2177
>
> Per Officer Warhol we need to get that original Egyptian Stargate up and
> running to hopefully deflect the predicted 2012 end times Officer Warhol
> reported Wormwood comet. He states that he and his people have the
> crystal Pyramid Cap stone but needs a solid gold and silver Pyramid base
> including frequency generator to call his cosmic people again. Profound
> Comm Officer Greysky could provide some help here no doubt.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHA
>
> Darla and the Sean Team are reported on their way back per my friend
> Ollie and should be here soon. Perhaps we can ask them if the Pyramid
> Stargate is still needed or maybe they could lend a hand. Remember they
> have the powerful D.R.I.L.L. so perhaps they can help the nightbat
> Science Team make and assemble the gift to hopefully deflect the comet
> or any other possible threatening outer space body to safer trajectory
> orbit away from Mother Earth.
I think the Seans probably think of you as pets.
--
Saucerheads - denying the blatantly obvious since 2000.
Phineas T Puddleduck
> nightbat wrote
>
> Former US Defense Secretary Rumsfeld per net news has
> been hired by Iran and he now claims the US is a threat to Iran and all
> Islam. What the heck, how many are coming and joining the peaceful
> Captain nightbat and Green Knight's ranks awaiting the arrival of the
> Darla Millennium Starships? Billions and billions of world wide Science
> Team fans and growing. Poor coffeeboys left behind again.
>
> See:
> http://www.unconfirmedsources.com/?itemid=2177
>
> Per Officer Warhol we need to get that original Egyptian Stargate up and
> running to hopefully deflect the predicted 2012 end times Officer Warhol
> reported Wormwood comet. He states that he and his people have the
> crystal Pyramid Cap stone but needs a solid gold and silver Pyramid base
> including frequency generator to call his cosmic people again. Profound
> Comm Officer Greysky could provide some help here no doubt.
What really sickens me about you saucerheads is how you glorify and even wait
expectantly for global disaster, when its blatantly obvious that none of you
have lived with a single moment of want, need or poverty.
So grow the fuck up, stop pretending you're some sort of special people and
live the live your creator gave you.
The nearest thing any of you have known to hardship is a kook award.
nightbat
Phineas T Puddleduck wrote:
> In article <9ff25$45c79407$46e3a69a$32...@COMTECK.COM>,
> nightbat <nigh...@home.ffni.com> wrote:
>
>
>>nightbat wrote
>>
>> Former US Defense Secretary Rumsfeld per net news has
>>been hired by Iran and he now claims the US is a threat to Iran and all
>>Islam. What the heck, how many are coming and joining the peaceful
>>Captain nightbat and Green Knight's ranks awaiting the arrival of the
>>Darla Millennium Starships? Billions and billions of world wide Science
>>Team fans and growing. Poor coffeeboys left behind again.
>>
>>See:
>>http://www.unconfirmedsources.com/?itemid=2177
>>
>>Per Officer Warhol we need to get that original Egyptian Stargate up and
>>running to hopefully deflect the predicted 2012 end times Officer Warhol
>>reported Wormwood comet. He states that he and his people have the
>>crystal Pyramid Cap stone but needs a solid gold and silver Pyramid base
>>including frequency generator to call his cosmic people again. Profound
>>Comm Officer Greysky could provide some help here no doubt.
> Daffy Ducky
> What really sickens me about you saucerheads is how you glorify and even wait
> expectantly for global disaster, when its blatantly obvious that none of you
> have lived with a single moment of want, need or poverty.
Translation: I'm so lonely ever since I was Captain stowfiled caged with
the so friendly auk coffeeboys, please help me!
> Daffy Ducky
> So grow the fuck up, stop pretending you're some sort of special people and
> live the live your creator gave you.
Translation: I'm so lost and clueless and can't write, I need nightbat
Officer help. I really depend on the God of religion but can't science
admit it. I want the elite respected life of a profound Earth Science
Team Officer and the super rare glow in the dark Team Officer Shirts and
Caps. Yes, I want to be special too and enlightened science group loved.
> Daffy Ducky
> The nearest thing any of you have known to hardship is a kook award.
>
Translation: I'm so clueless and never helped or cared about planet
disasters until the profound Earth Science Team Officers. I need to
make-up coffeeboy auk kook awards cause I have nothing better to do.
nightbat
You should know repeating parrot clueless ducky bird brain
cause you're the one with pal deco auk submitting Team Officer names for
coffeeboy silly awards and helping making them up, oh the humanity!
get back in your cage,
the nightbat
Phineas T Puddleduck
nightbat <nigh...@home.ffni.com> wrote:
> nightbat wrote
>
> Phineas T Puddleduck wrote:
>
> > In article <9ff25$45c79407$46e3a69a$32...@COMTECK.COM>,
> > nightbat <nigh...@home.ffni.com> wrote:
> >
> >
> >>nightbat wrote
> >>
> >> Former US Defense Secretary Rumsfeld per net news has
> >>been hired by Iran and he now claims the US is a threat to Iran and all
> >>Islam. What the heck, how many are coming and joining the peaceful
> >>Captain nightbat and Green Knight's ranks awaiting the arrival of the
> >>Darla Millennium Starships? Billions and billions of world wide Science
> >>Team fans and growing. Poor coffeeboys left behind again.
> >>
> >>See:
> >>http://www.unconfirmedsources.com/?itemid=2177
> >>
> >>Per Officer Warhol we need to get that original Egyptian Stargate up and
> >>running to hopefully deflect the predicted 2012 end times Officer Warhol
> >>reported Wormwood comet. He states that he and his people have the
> >>crystal Pyramid Cap stone but needs a solid gold and silver Pyramid base
> >>including frequency generator to call his cosmic people again. Profound
> >>Comm Officer Greysky could provide some help here no doubt.
GreySky has run off, like the rest of them.
>
> > Daffy Ducky
> > What really sickens me about you saucerheads is how you glorify and even
> > wait
> > expectantly for global disaster, when its blatantly obvious that none of
> > you
> > have lived with a single moment of want, need or poverty.
>
> Translation: I'm so lonely ever since I was Captain stowfiled caged with
> the so friendly auk coffeeboys, please help me!
Refuse to answer the question? You live comfortable lives, with a computer and
a net connection whilst probably right around you RIGHT NOW are people needing
help and support. But you'd rather call upon these Seans to remove you from the
problems then actually do anything about it yourself. Like the rest of the
saucerheads, you're intellectual cowards. The world we see around us is a
reflection of the world in our head. I see no need to dream of disaster, of
glory, of aliens because I know I live in the here and now. I've taken control
of my own life after several setbacks and I don't need to sit back and blame
some imaginary being for MY OWN shortcomings.
What happens to me in my life is under my control. Remember what I said about
choosing the pseudonym Puddleduck - the minute people start going Daffy,
Piddledick and the like you know you've won as their arguments have run dry.
Painius or Bill cannot produce a single defining equation, and one of them
posted he isn't a believer of your imaginary aliens - not much faith in the
Seans camp is there?
I consider being called a Coffee Boy by you a great compliment frooty, because
it is so indicative of your impotent rage at the world around you. Like Warty,
Alexa and Chung, you glorify and salivate over the possibility of disaster and
call upon imaginary beings to be the judge of us poor humans - conveniently
putting yourself in the "righteous" side of the equation! Everyone else is
"Coffee Boys", a position of subservience because you know full well in the
real world you have no power whatsoever! In your own head though, the tables
are turned!! I'd have more sympathy for your delusion if you had an ounce of
human decency.
If one follows the Many Worlds interpretation of QM, then somewhere out there
amongst the many universes - past the ones where dragons are real, unicorns
graze the fields, Bill is a physicist and Painius is a noble laureate (OK the
last two are outlandish) is this strange, amazingly incredulous universe where
you are right. And you know what, I am so glad I don't live in *that* universe
Frooty. You ascribe all these anthropological qualities to your mythical aliens
to make up (like Chung with his demons) for the fact that you're totally
powerless in the world. Your alleged aliens will watch while the world go tits
up while saving a bunch of loons who wouldn't pass a GED between them!
So please. Call me Coffee Boy. I think I'll add it to my sig. I think its
pretty much a badge of honour. It shows I have some shred of humanity left that
I don't dream of disaster for billions of people. You keep on begging Warty to
produce the death of billions - from a guy who probably couldn't disinfect his
own toilet without help.
On Youtube at the moment is the Beeb's (The War Game) and Google Video has
Threads. Watch them, and perhaps take a late night walk round your town and get
some empathy for what other people have to put up with in life, what disasters
would truly mean and stop dreaming of imaginary aliens to save you from your
own stupidity! Take control of your own life and stop expecting others to fix
your own shortcoming. Carpe Diem. Every time one of your frootloops tries to
pass off your ill-thought out bollocks as science, someone will point you out.
Somehow I think you and Warty are beyond saving though. You'll continue mixing
fact and fiction to support your megalomania. Warty is psychotic, you are just
pathetic.
>
>
> > Daffy Ducky
> > So grow the fuck up, stop pretending you're some sort of special people and
> > live the live your creator gave you.
>
> Translation: I'm so lost and clueless and can't write, I need nightbat
> Officer help. I really depend on the God of religion but can't science
> admit it. I want the elite respected life of a profound Earth Science
> Team Officer and the super rare glow in the dark Team Officer Shirts and
> Caps. Yes, I want to be special too and enlightened science group loved.
>
I've been married two decades Frooty. I have a very happy married life. I don't
need to dream about sex with imaginary aliens. If these aliens are so advanced,
it would be like you having sex with an amoeba....
Ummm.... no, let me rethink that.
>
> > Daffy Ducky
> > The nearest thing any of you have known to hardship is a kook award.
> >
>
> Translation: I'm so clueless and never helped or cared about planet
> disasters until the profound Earth Science Team Officers. I need to
> make-up coffeeboy auk kook awards cause I have nothing better to do.
>
You're the one winning them left, right and centre.
>
> nightbat
>
> You should know repeating parrot clueless ducky bird brain
> cause you're the one with pal deco auk submitting Team Officer names for
> coffeeboy silly awards and helping making them up, oh the humanity!
>
You're doing a grand job of exposing your own stupidity all on your own frooty.
Like a rabid dog, all it takes is a prod with a stick to watch it drool.
--
<-Coffee Boy-> = Preferably white, with two sugars
nightbat
Phineas T Puddleduck wrote:
> In article <8b0e0$45c7a0d0$46e3a69a$19...@COMTECK.COM>,
> nightbat <nigh...@home.ffni.com> wrote:
>
>
>>nightbat wrote
>>
>>Phineas T Puddleduck wrote:
>>
>>
>>>In article <9ff25$45c79407$46e3a69a$32...@COMTECK.COM>,
>>> nightbat <nigh...@home.ffni.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>>nightbat wrote
>>>>
>>>> Former US Defense Secretary Rumsfeld per net news has
>>>>been hired by Iran and he now claims the US is a threat to Iran and all
>>>>Islam. What the heck, how many are coming and joining the peaceful
>>>>Captain nightbat and Green Knight's ranks awaiting the arrival of the
>>>>Darla Millennium Starships? Billions and billions of world wide Science
>>>>Team fans and growing. Poor coffeeboys left behind again.
>>>>
>>>>See:
>>>>http://www.unconfirmedsources.com/?itemid=2177
>>>>
>>>>Per Officer Warhol we need to get that original Egyptian Stargate up and
>>>>running to hopefully deflect the predicted 2012 end times Officer Warhol
>>>>reported Wormwood comet. He states that he and his people have the
>>>>crystal Pyramid Cap stone but needs a solid gold and silver Pyramid base
>>>>including frequency generator to call his cosmic people again. Profound
>>>>Comm Officer Greysky could provide some help here no doubt.
> Daffy Ducky
>
> GreySky has run off, like the rest of them.
nightbat
Clue ducky, Science Officer Greysky is a profound Comm Team
Officer and very busy unlike clueless whining bird brains like you.
>>>Daffy Ducky
>>>What really sickens me about you saucerheads is how you glorify and even
>>>wait
>>>expectantly for global disaster, when its blatantly obvious that none of
>>>you
>>>have lived with a single moment of want, need or poverty.
>>Translation: I'm so lonely ever since I was Captain stowfiled caged with
>>the so friendly auk coffeeboys, please help me!
> Duffy ducky
>
> Refuse to answer the question? You live comfortable lives, with a computer and
> a net connection whilst probably right around you RIGHT NOW are people needing
> help and support. But you'd rather call upon these Seans to remove you from the
> problems then actually do anything about it yourself. Like the rest of the
> saucerheads, you're intellectual cowards. The world we see around us is a
> reflection of the world in our head. I see no need to dream of disaster, of
> glory, of aliens because I know I live in the here and now. I've taken control
> of my own life after several setbacks and I don't need to sit back and blame
> some imaginary being for MY OWN shortcomings.
nightbat
Re-answer: No one cares about your clueless made up bird brain
whining ducky, get a clue.
> Daffy Ducky
> What happens to me in my life is under my control. Remember what I said about
> choosing the pseudonym Puddleduck - the minute people start going Daffy,
> Piddledick and the like you know you've won as their arguments have run dry.
> Painius or Bill cannot produce a single defining equation, and one of them
> posted he isn't a believer of your imaginary aliens - not much faith in the
> Seans camp is there?
nightbat
Denial is a sad thing and quit your put on helpless ducky whining.
> Daffy Ducky
> I consider being called a Coffee Boy by you a great compliment frooty, because
> it is so indicative of your impotent rage at the world around you. Like Warty,
> Alexa and Chung, you glorify and salivate over the possibility of disaster and
> call upon imaginary beings to be the judge of us poor humans - conveniently
> putting yourself in the "righteous" side of the equation! Everyone else is
> "Coffee Boys", a position of subservience because you know full well in the
> real world you have no power whatsoever! In your own head though, the tables
> are turned!! I'd have more sympathy for your delusion if you had an ounce of
> human decency.
nightbat
Thank you ducky for finally self admitting you're a coffeeboy,
nuff said.
> Daffy Ducky
> If one follows the Many Worlds interpretation of QM, then somewhere out there
> amongst the many universes - past the ones where dragons are real, unicorns
> graze the fields, Bill is a physicist and Painius is a noble laureate (OK the
> last two are outlandish) is this strange, amazingly incredulous universe where
> you are right. And you know what, I am so glad I don't live in *that* universe
> Frooty. You ascribe all these anthropological qualities to your mythical aliens
> to make up (like Chung with his demons) for the fact that you're totally
> powerless in the world. Your alleged aliens will watch while the world go tits
> up while saving a bunch of loons who wouldn't pass a GED between them!
nightbat
Your clueless bird brain mixed up fantasy projecting ducky
because you got it reversed. For it's the at times hype science
mainstream select lot that likes and is into multiverse, black holes,
string theory, parallel dimensions, worm holes, no outlet singularities,
UFO Aliens, and a host of other no evidence but movie money making book
selling sci fi BS. While the profound honest Earth Science Team Officers
are grounded in real world evidence based science and deep theoretical
extensions.
> Daffy Ducky
> So please. Call me Coffee Boy. I think I'll add it to my sig. I think its
> pretty much a badge of honour. It shows I have some shred of humanity left that
> I don't dream of disaster for billions of people. You keep on begging Warty to
> produce the death of billions - from a guy who probably couldn't disinfect his
> own toilet without help.
nightbat
Again your mixed-up fantasy projections is your disclosed sig
and your now auk coffeeboy self adopted call sign affirming. Your
wishful thinking is a sign of immaturity and professed cluelessness.
Officer Warhol only requests repayment of what was taken from his
people, read about it or go away. Your baseless imagined opinions are
worthless and learn to do some real science and contribute. This is not
a beauty contest or Romper Room, get a clue. One single life lost to
world disaster tragedy is too many. While Science Officers may be auk
coffeeboys laughed at, the dead world wide reported catastrophe victims
are certainly not laughing, and those hopefully early Officer warned and
saved rejoicing.
> Daffy Ducky
> On Youtube at the moment is the Beeb's (The War Game) and Google Video has
> Threads. Watch them, and perhaps take a late night walk round your town and get
> some empathy for what other people have to put up with in life, what disasters
> would truly mean and stop dreaming of imaginary aliens to save you from your
> own stupidity! Take control of your own life and stop expecting others to fix
> your own shortcoming. Carpe Diem. Every time one of your frootloops tries to
> pass off your ill-thought out bollocks as science, someone will point you out.
nightbat
To date clueless bird, profound Earth Science Team Officers
have never asked or been compensated for one unselfish duty shared
science contribution or research astronomy findings delivered net help.
You go play on your reference Youtube for apparently that's where you
belong not bothering profound science researchers with your bird brain
whining. The net reported Darla subject Seans, clue ducky, are not
Aliens for they're respectfully net explained advanced extraterrestrial
race, not hype so called Aliens. For fantasy cited Aliens see drama
loving Hollywood or auk UFO Grays, heaven knows to try to help explain
coffeeboy self admitted strange behavior.
> Daffy Ducky
> Somehow I think you and Warty are beyond saving though. You'll continue mixing
> fact and fiction to support your megalomania. Warty is psychotic, you are just
> pathetic.
nightbat
The only thing sad and pathetic is a clueless quacking self
admitted bird and coffeeboy. A net coffeeboy is not one who gets
respectfully served but the one doing the Bell Boy coffee serving, get a
clue self admitted bird brain. And before you start publicly making
medical diagnosis check you Peer credentials of which you are wholly
self admitted deficient.
>>
>>>Daffy Ducky
>>>So grow the fuck up, stop pretending you're some sort of special people and
>>>live the live your creator gave you.
>>
>>Translation: I'm so lost and clueless and can't write, I need nightbat
>>Officer help. I really depend on the God of religion but can't science
>>admit it. I want the elite respected life of a profound Earth Science
>>Team Officer and the super rare glow in the dark Team Officer Shirts and
>>Caps. Yes, I want to be special too and enlightened science group loved.
>>
> Daffy Duck
>
> I've been married two decades Frooty. I have a very happy married life. I don't
> need to dream about sex with imaginary aliens. If these aliens are so advanced,
> it would be like you having sex with an amoeba....
>
>
> Ummm.... no, let me rethink that.
nightbat
My condolences to the brave lady who has had to put up for such
a long time with such a self admitted quacky. Insulting public net
admitted advanced extraterrestrial Sean race shows your utter lack of
respect and continued arrogance in the face of zero evidence basis
assertions, unscientific analysis, and clueless self mocking
iterations, daffy ducky bird of you.
>
>
>>>Daffy Ducky
>>>The nearest thing any of you have known to hardship is a kook award.
>>>
>>
>>Translation: I'm so clueless and never helped or cared about planet
>>disasters until the profound Earth Science Team Officers. I need to
>>make-up coffeeboy auk kook awards cause I have nothing better to do.
>>
> Daffy Ducky
>
> You're the one winning them left, right and centre.
nightbat
Yep, you should know ducky cause you're the clueless and
defenseless bird nitwit with nothing better to do then admitted auk
coffeeboy crossposting nominating profound Science Officers for them.
>>nightbat
>>
>> You should know repeating parrot clueless ducky bird brain
>>cause you're the one with pal deco auk submitting Team Officer names for
>>coffeeboy silly awards and helping making them up, oh the humanity!
>>
> Daffy Ducky
>
> You're doing a grand job of exposing your own stupidity all on your own frooty.
> Like a rabid dog, all it takes is a prod with a stick to watch it drool.
nightbat
You gave yourself away the minute you put that mocking sock
bird suit on and arrogant behavior began randomly insulting, and
clueless demanding from serious Science Officers science proofs via your
unbridled lacking pertinent own research inaptitude.
get back in your cage,
the nightbat
Coffeeboys - denying reality since day one -- nightbat
nightbat
Phineas T Puddleduck wrote:
> In article <9ff25$45c79407$46e3a69a$32...@COMTECK.COM>,
> nightbat <nigh...@home.ffni.com> wrote:
>
>
>>nightbat wrote
>>
>> Former US Defense Secretary Rumsfeld per net news has
>>been hired by Iran and he now claims the US is a threat to Iran and all
>>Islam. What the heck, how many are coming and joining the peaceful
>>Captain nightbat and Green Knight's ranks awaiting the arrival of the
>>Darla Millennium Starships? Billions and billions of world wide Science
>>Team fans and growing. Poor coffeeboys left behind again.
> Daffy Ducky
>
> More imaginary aliens Frootbat?
nightbat
More projected self denial ducky!
>>See:
>>http://www.unconfirmedsources.com/?itemid=2177
>>Per Officer Warhol we need to get that original Egyptian Stargate up and
>>running to hopefully deflect the predicted 2012 end times Officer Warhol
>>reported Wormwood comet. He states that he and his people have the
>>crystal Pyramid Cap stone but needs a solid gold and silver Pyramid base
>>including frequency generator to call his cosmic people again. Profound
>>Comm Officer Greysky could provide some help here no doubt.
> Daffy Ducky
>
> BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHA
nightbat
Yep, that's tune daffy duck all right
>>Darla and the Sean Team are reported on their way back per my friend
>>Ollie and should be here soon. Perhaps we can ask them if the Pyramid
>>Stargate is still needed or maybe they could lend a hand. Remember they
>>have the powerful D.R.I.L.L. so perhaps they can help the nightbat
>>Science Team make and assemble the gift to hopefully deflect the comet
>>or any other possible threatening outer space body to safer trajectory
>>orbit away from Mother Earth.
> Daffy Ducky
>
> I think the Seans probably think of you as pets.
nightbat
Self admitted bird brain stop trying to ducky neuron dormant
low IQ think and get those junk genes to kick in. Darla net reportedly
knows every coffeeboy by name, why sure, they're most probably her earth
scientist deduced nano brain misfiring offspring.
Hey, don't run with scissors,
the nightbat
Coffeeboys - deny reality since day one -- nightbat
Art Deco
Once again, the depths of inanity that well up through the frootbag are
beyond comprehension.
--
"To err is human, to cover it up is Weasel" -- Dogbert
Art Deco
Oh lookie, frootbag has learned the art of the Monkey-See-Monkey-Do.
Art Deco
> Self admitted bird brain stop trying to ducky neuron dormant
>low IQ think and get those junk genes to kick in. Darla net reportedly
>knows every coffeeboy by name, why sure, they're most probably her earth
>scientist deduced nano brain misfiring offspring.
Your last coherency pathway just disconnected, napoleon.
Art Deco
Another fine campaign speech for the Looney Maroon, napoleon.
Encore!
Art Deco
napoleon won't understand, his ego will never let it happen.
greysky
"Phineas T Puddleduck" <phineasp...@googlemail.com> wrote in message
news:phineaspuddleduck-8...@news.octanews.com...
depression. He spent the last years of his youth shining shoes on a New York
curb for a nickel a pop, to support his 15 brothers and sisters. He got
drafted during the great war and served as a Coffee Boy to the French
Leutennant's Women Corps, and general horse shit cleaner and broomsman. This
is where he met Art Deco, who was a fellow shit stall cleaner. They whiled
away the dull hours swapping jokes about exploding hemmorhoids, and throwing
horsie turds at each other. It was at this time PP learned all he ever would
know about physics, from observing the splatter and drip patterns of horse
shit on his good friend. His motto: "All you will ever need to know about
physics can by taught by watching a fresh shit ball hitting its target."
> The nearest thing any of you have known to hardship is a kook award.
Yes, I can see that is true by comparing our lives of ease and luxury to
yours of absolute ickiness.
>
> --
> Saucerheads - denying the blatantly obvious since 2000.
Coffee Boys - forever trying to brew the perfect cup of coffee.
Greysky
www.allocations.cc
Learn how to build a FTL radio.
nightbat
greysky wrote:
nightbat
Thank you Major Greysky for taking time out from your important
Comm duties to answer this clueless ducky bird. It has been difficult
what with most of my other Service Officers busy watching the super bowl
and just taking it easy. I've been on duty and taking the flack from PP
and these auk coffeeboy unused junk gene mental rejects.
Ollie the Sean rescued Earth pilot sends his hello and hopes we get to
ride with him soon. He reports Darla and Sil are on their way back and
just doing some diplomatic partying with the Andromedians. Thanks for
having those FTL comm buffers up and operational for Ollie to get
through. He Captain reported to me he came on Earth shore leave up by
Commander Double-A's sector quadrant and reports had a ball.
PP is now an official coffeeboy and should be addressed rightly so. He
must therefore not be permitted to come anywhere near your sensitive FTL
Comm equipment and must leave your fresh hot served coffee breakfast
tray and shined service boots at your suite comm operations door. Deco's
job is to make sure PP doesn't spill any of your delicious hot served
brew and also has those PP spit shined Comm Officers shoes ready for you
every morning.
Thanks again and hope your team won the game.
respectfully,
Captain nightbat
greysky
"nightbat" <nigh...@home.ffni.com> wrote in message
news:41d6b$45c82cf6$46e3a6c4$19...@COMTECK.COM...
before it smells up the whole house. Just performing my duty, Sir.
> Ollie the Sean rescued Earth pilot sends his hello and hopes we get to
> ride with him soon. He reports Darla and Sil are on their way back and
> just doing some diplomatic partying with the Andromedians. Thanks for
> having those FTL comm buffers up and operational for Ollie to get through.
> He Captain reported to me he came on Earth shore leave up by Commander
> Double-A's sector quadrant and reports had a ball.
Yeah, I heard about that. Too bad I missed all the activity. Was buisy
obtaining parts for proper alignment of the buffers. Ah, my work never
ends...sigh
>
> PP is now an official coffeeboy and should be addressed rightly so. He
> must therefore not be permitted to come anywhere near your sensitive FTL
> Comm equipment and must leave your fresh hot served coffee breakfast tray
> and shined service boots at your suite comm operations door. Deco's job is
> to make sure PP doesn't spill any of your delicious hot served brew and
> also has those PP spit shined Comm Officers shoes ready for you every
> morning.
Trouble is they can't get the recipe down right. Even Sanka is preferable to
Coffee Boy brew... oh well.
>
> Thanks again and hope your team won the game.
>
> respectfully,
> Captain nightbat
>
If the earth hasn't blown up then my team won. Back to the alignment...
Greysky
nightbat
Phineas T Puddleduck wrote:
> In article <8b0e0$45c7a0d0$46e3a69a$19...@COMTECK.COM>,
> nightbat <nigh...@home.ffni.com> wrote:
>
>
>>nightbat wrote
>>
>>Phineas T Puddleduck wrote:
>>
>>
>>>In article <9ff25$45c79407$46e3a69a$32...@COMTECK.COM>,
>>> nightbat <nigh...@home.ffni.com> wrote:
> Daffy Ducky
> So please. Call me Coffee Boy. I think I'll add it to my sig. I think its
> pretty much a badge of honour. It shows I have some shred of humanity left that
> I don't dream of disaster for billions of people. You keep on begging Warty to
> produce the death of billions - from a guy who probably couldn't disinfect his
> own toilet without help.
nightbat
News ducky, profound Earth Science Team Officers are the ones
that initial discover and warning science sound the alarm and duty help
save lives.
Clue Daffy, coffeeboys do the Science Officer coffee serving around here
and clean up on aisle 6. And if you mess up real bad it's Starship head
latrine cleaning duty for you self admitted bird brain. Our job is to
protect you clueless wonders 'till Darla gets back cause purportedly
you're her favorite latent gene retards.
Now that you have willingly joined the ranks of Earth auk coffeeboys a
bright Red Service Bell Boy uniform will be requested from Federation
supply for you.
Submit your ducky bird duty size and height
See Official Regular Stewards Attendant:
http://www.lordsindia.com/product_info.php/products_id/41
For Main Starship Floor Lobby Service:
http://www.lordsindia.com/product_info.php/products_id/42
For Main Cabin Duty Officer Service:
http://www.lordsindia.com/product_info.php/products_id/45
For Starship General Quarters Officer Lounge:
http://www.lordsindia.com/product_info.php/products_id/43
For Officers Bathroom and Latrine duty:
http://www.lordsindia.com/product_info.php/products_id/44
For Diplomatic Star Cruise Parties and Receptions:
http://www.lordsindia.com/product_info.php/products_id/513
For Star Sean Fleet Command Flag Ship Captains Head Orderly:
http://www.lordsindia.com/product_info.php/products_id/928
Command Staff Star Officers Personal Bell Hop:
http://www.zoogstercostumes.com/images/products/cn529_xl.jpg
Command Staff Star Officer Sean Assistant:
http://www.zoogstercostumes.com/images/products/cc00862_xl.jpg
carry on,
the nightbat
Phineas T Puddleduck
nightbat <nigh...@home.ffni.com> wrote:
>
> nightbat
>
> Thank you ducky for finally self admitting you're a coffeeboy,
> nuff said.
>
YEP!!!!
>
>
> nightbat
>
> You gave yourself away the minute you put that mocking sock
> bird suit on and arrogant behavior began randomly insulting, and
> clueless demanding from serious Science Officers science proofs via your
> unbridled lacking pertinent own research inaptitude.
>
> get back in your cage,
> the nightbat
>
> Coffeeboys - denying reality since day one -- nightbat
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
You can't even answer the questions kook! You defend the indefensible (Warty)
and you insist you're somehow profound BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA
Phineas T Puddleduck
nightbat <nigh...@home.ffni.com> wrote:
> nightbat
>
> Self admitted bird brain stop trying to ducky neuron dormant
> low IQ think and get those junk genes to kick in. Darla net reportedly
> knows every coffeeboy by name, why sure, they're most probably her earth
> scientist deduced nano brain misfiring offspring.
Still dreaming of sex with imaginary aliens as you can't get a real woman
frooty?
--
<-Coffee Boy-> = Preferably white, with two sugars
Phineas T Puddleduck
Art Deco <erfc...@usa.net> wrote:
> >Coffeeboys - denying reality since day one -- nightbat
>
> Another fine campaign speech for the Looney Maroon, napoleon.
>
> Encore!
I reckon a few more posts and he'll completely kook out.
Phineas T Puddleduck
Art Deco <erfc...@usa.net> wrote:
> >You're doing a grand job of exposing your own stupidity all on your own
> >frooty.
> >Like a rabid dog, all it takes is a prod with a stick to watch it drool.
>
> napoleon won't understand, his ego will never let it happen.
He's an abject lesson in the importance of real human contact once in a while.
Phineas T Puddleduck
"greysky" <gre...@sbcglobal.net> wrote:
> As opposed to PP: He grew up on the farm which was lost during the '29
> depression. He spent the last years of his youth shining shoes on a New York
> curb for a nickel a pop, to support his 15 brothers and sisters. He got
> drafted during the great war and served as a Coffee Boy to the French
> Leutennant's Women Corps, and general horse shit cleaner and broomsman. This
> is where he met Art Deco, who was a fellow shit stall cleaner. They whiled
> away the dull hours swapping jokes about exploding hemmorhoids, and throwing
> horsie turds at each other. It was at this time PP learned all he ever would
> know about physics, from observing the splatter and drip patterns of horse
> shit on his good friend. His motto: "All you will ever need to know about
> physics can by taught by watching a fresh shit ball hitting its target."
What a pathetic lame GS - from someone so intelligent I would have expected a
little better then an extended shit lame!!!!
--
<-Coffee Boy-> = Preferably white, with two sugars
Phineas T Puddleduck
"greysky" <gre...@sbcglobal.net> wrote:
>
> > The nearest thing any of you have known to hardship is a kook award.
>
> Yes, I can see that is true by comparing our lives of ease and luxury to
> yours of absolute ickiness.
>
Built your radio yet, kookboy!
> >
> > --
> > Saucerheads - denying the blatantly obvious since 2000.
>
> Coffee Boys - forever trying to brew the perfect cup of coffee.
Proud to be a coffeeboy if it means I am not one of you loons!
--
<-Coffee Boy-> = Preferably white, with two sugars
Phineas T Puddleduck
nightbat <nigh...@home.ffni.com> wrote:
> nightbat
>
> Thank you Major Greysky for taking time out from your important
> Comm duties to answer this clueless ducky bird. It has been difficult
> what with most of my other Service Officers busy watching the super bowl
> and just taking it easy. I've been on duty and taking the flack from PP
> and these auk coffeeboy unused junk gene mental rejects.
Translation: The science officers have run off screaming as people have asked
them to prove their diseased ramblings, and NB and GS are too stupid to know
otherwise.
>
> Ollie the Sean rescued Earth pilot sends his hello and hopes we get to
> ride with him soon. He reports Darla and Sil are on their way back and
> just doing some diplomatic partying with the Andromedians. Thanks for
> having those FTL comm buffers up and operational for Ollie to get
> through. He Captain reported to me he came on Earth shore leave up by
> Commander Double-A's sector quadrant and reports had a ball.
BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAH
>
> PP is now an official coffeeboy and should be addressed rightly so. He
> must therefore not be permitted to come anywhere near your sensitive FTL
> Comm equipment and must leave your fresh hot served coffee breakfast
> tray and shined service boots at your suite comm operations door. Deco's
> job is to make sure PP doesn't spill any of your delicious hot served
> brew and also has those PP spit shined Comm Officers shoes ready for you
> every morning.
>
> Thanks again and hope your team won the game.
BWAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAH
$10 says you're some retired looney in a nursing home who refuses to take his
meds.
--
<-Coffee Boy-> = Preferably white, with two sugars
Phineas T Puddleduck
nightbat <nigh...@home.ffni.com> wrote:
> nightbat
>
> News ducky, profound Earth Science Team Officers are the ones
> that initial discover and warning science sound the alarm and duty help
> save lives.
Proof? Post one news report mentioning you directly, LIAR!
>
> Clue Daffy, coffeeboys do the Science Officer coffee serving around here
> and clean up on aisle 6. And if you mess up real bad it's Starship head
> latrine cleaning duty for you self admitted bird brain. Our job is to
> protect you clueless wonders 'till Darla gets back cause purportedly
> you're her favorite latent gene retards.
Still projecting your own worthlessness frootloop?
>
> Now that you have willingly joined the ranks of Earth auk coffeeboys a
> bright Red Service Bell Boy uniform will be requested from Federation
> supply for you.
>
> Submit your ducky bird duty size and height
>
> See Official Regular Stewards Attendant:
> http://www.lordsindia.com/product_info.php/products_id/41
Nonsense snipped.
Phineas T Puddleduck
"greysky" <gre...@sbcglobal.net> wrote:
> > nightbat
> >
> > Thank you Major Greysky for taking time out from your important
> > Comm duties to answer this clueless ducky bird. It has been difficult what
> > with most of my other Service Officers busy watching the super bowl and
> > just taking it easy. I've been on duty and taking the flack from PP and
> > these auk coffeeboy unused junk gene mental rejects.
> >
> No need for thanks, Captain. Sometimes the trash needs to be taken out
> before it smells up the whole house. Just performing my duty, Sir.
What - purveying more nonsense science on that abortion you call a website GS?
>
> > Ollie the Sean rescued Earth pilot sends his hello and hopes we get to
> > ride with him soon. He reports Darla and Sil are on their way back and
> > just doing some diplomatic partying with the Andromedians. Thanks for
> > having those FTL comm buffers up and operational for Ollie to get through.
> > He Captain reported to me he came on Earth shore leave up by Commander
> > Double-A's sector quadrant and reports had a ball.
>
> Yeah, I heard about that. Too bad I missed all the activity. Was buisy
> obtaining parts for proper alignment of the buffers. Ah, my work never
> ends...sigh
What, did you have to get out of bed whilst your nurse changing your bedding?
>
> >
> > PP is now an official coffeeboy and should be addressed rightly so. He
> > must therefore not be permitted to come anywhere near your sensitive FTL
> > Comm equipment and must leave your fresh hot served coffee breakfast tray
> > and shined service boots at your suite comm operations door. Deco's job is
> > to make sure PP doesn't spill any of your delicious hot served brew and
> > also has those PP spit shined Comm Officers shoes ready for you every
> > morning.
>
> Trouble is they can't get the recipe down right. Even Sanka is preferable to
> Coffee Boy brew... oh well.
>
BWAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
--
<-Coffee Boy-> = Preferably white, with two sugars
greysky
> In article <ZvUxh.41788$Gr2....@newssvr21.news.prodigy.net>,
> "greysky" <gre...@sbcglobal.net> wrote:
>
>>
>> > The nearest thing any of you have known to hardship is a kook award.
>>
>> Yes, I can see that is true by comparing our lives of ease and luxury to
>> yours of absolute ickiness.
>>
>
> Built your radio yet, kookboy!
>
>> >
>> > --
>> > Saucerheads - denying the blatantly obvious since 2000.
>>
>> Coffee Boys - forever trying to brew the perfect cup of coffee.
>
>
> Proud to be a coffeeboy if it means I am not one of you loons!
>
>
have made (each one telling the world what a proud Coffee Boy you are)? Try
in the last week. Between you and Deco, it vastly outnumbers Science Officer
postings. One could even say that if it weren't for nightbat, Darla, and I
(to a vastly lesser extent), you would even have no life at all... If you
really are that pathetic then I pity you.
Phineas T Puddleduck
"greysky" <gre...@sbcglobal.net> wrote:
> Oh, but you *are*, PP. Have you even tried counting the number of posts you
> have made (each one telling the world what a proud Coffee Boy you are)? Try
> in the last week. Between you and Deco, it vastly outnumbers Science Officer
> postings. One could even say that if it weren't for nightbat, Darla, and I
> (to a vastly lesser extent), you would even have no life at all... If you
> really are that pathetic then I pity you.
BWAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHA
Lames again GreySky. Telling isn't it how desperate you guys are to pin
something on other people!
Get back to building your radio, looney!
--
<-Coffee Boy-> = Preferably white, with two sugars
Charlotte L. Blackmer
Could someone please fill me in on why they think "coffee boy" is an
insult?
okTHXbye
Charlotte (Trader Joe's Organic Five Country Espresso Blend. With a
splash of milk.)
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Phineas T Puddleduck
c...@green.rahul.net (Charlotte L. Blackmer) wrote:
> >--
> ><-Coffee Boy-> = Preferably white, with two sugars
> >Saucerheads - denying the blatantly obvious since 2000.
>
> Could someone please fill me in on why they think "coffee boy" is an
> insult?
>
> okTHXbye
>
> Charlotte (Trader Joe's Organic Five Country Espresso Blend. With a
> splash of milk.)
Apparently the rest of us normal human beings will have a job serving coffee to
Nightbat and the rest of the loons when they go Heavens Gate and the aliens
come to take them away....
Yep - seriously
John "C"
"Phineas T Puddleduck" <phineasp...@googlemail.com> wrote in message
news:phineaspuddleduck-D...@news.octanews.com...
> In article <3ead2$45c7ce4b$46e3a69a$57...@COMTECK.COM>,
> nightbat <nigh...@home.ffni.com> wrote:
>
> > nightbat
> >
> > Self admitted bird brain stop trying to ducky neuron dormant
> > low IQ think and get those junk genes to kick in. Darla net reportedly
> > knows every coffeeboy by name, why sure, they're most probably her earth
> > scientist deduced nano brain misfiring offspring.
>
> Still dreaming of sex with imaginary aliens as you can't get a real woman
> frooty?
>
Ducky-Boi?
John "C"
"Art Deco" <erfc...@usa.net> wrote in message
news:050220071901208447%erfc...@usa.net...
John "C"
"Phineas T Puddleduck" <phineasp...@googlemail.com> wrote in message
news:phineaspuddleduck-7...@news.octanews.com...
> In article <050220071914094587%erfc...@usa.net>,
> Art Deco <erfc...@usa.net> wrote:
>
> > >You're doing a grand job of exposing your own stupidity all on your own
> > >frooty.
> > >Like a rabid dog, all it takes is a prod with a stick to watch it
drool.
> >
> > napoleon won't understand, his ego will never let it happen.
>
>
> He's an abject lesson in the importance of real human contact once in a
while.
>
of Usenet!
John "C"
entertainment!
Flying Fuck
nah. i could comprehend him socking up as one of the "kooks".
it's an undercover operation.
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psst! Hey, saucerhead! You're not accomplishing the goal you think you
are. But keep crossposting for AUK's entertainment.
Jade
Charlotte L. Blackmer
> c...@green.rahul.net (Charlotte L. Blackmer) wrote:
>
>> >--
>> ><-Coffee Boy-> = Preferably white, with two sugars
>> >Saucerheads - denying the blatantly obvious since 2000.
>>
>> Could someone please fill me in on why they think "coffee boy" is an
>> insult?
>>
>> okTHXbye
>>
>> Charlotte (Trader Joe's Organic Five Country Espresso Blend. With a
>> splash of milk.)
>
>
>Apparently the rest of us normal human beings will have a job serving coffee to
>Nightbat and the rest of the loons when they go Heavens Gate and the aliens
>come to take them away....
How enlightened of them to regard hospitality and service as so menial as
to be an intended insult. *shakes head disapprovingly*
Thank you kindly for the answer!
Charlotte
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Phineas T Puddleduck
c...@green.rahul.net (Charlotte L. Blackmer) wrote:
> In article <phineaspuddleduck-E...@news.octanews.com>,
> Phineas T Puddleduck <phineasp...@googlemail.com> wrote:
> >In article <eqaeo4$347$1...@blue.rahul.net>,
> > c...@green.rahul.net (Charlotte L. Blackmer) wrote:
> >
> >> >--
> >> ><-Coffee Boy-> = Preferably white, with two sugars
> >> >Saucerheads - denying the blatantly obvious since 2000.
> >>
> >> Could someone please fill me in on why they think "coffee boy" is an
> >> insult?
> >>
> >> okTHXbye
> >>
> >> Charlotte (Trader Joe's Organic Five Country Espresso Blend. With a
> >> splash of milk.)
> >
> >
> >Apparently the rest of us normal human beings will have a job serving coffee
> >to
> >Nightbat and the rest of the loons when they go Heavens Gate and the aliens
> >come to take them away....
>
> How enlightened of them to regard hospitality and service as so menial as
> to be an intended insult. *shakes head disapprovingly*
>
> Thank you kindly for the answer!
>
> Charlotte
No problem.
My guess is that on the whole, the saucerheads have had little interaction with
the real world. They have constructed this fantasy world where they are king
because they feel pretty helpless in real life. As a result, to counteract
their own feelings of inadequacy and impotence they ascribe to themselves
almost mythical importance, proclaim themselves "profound" when they make
pretty bizarre scientific claims (with no backing) and then anyone who
questions their superiority automatically joins the "coffee boys"....
They've made some pretty bizarre unfounded comments, such as the fact they
affect global policies on science and economics as well as the fact they've
solved most problems in physics.
There's two groups, the ringleaders (the organ grinders) such as Warhol,
Nightbat, Bill and Painius and the monkeys - AA, HonestJohn etc.
Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition
and didst finally confess, after taking Muche Tea:
> nightbat wrote:
>>Phineas T Puddleduck wrote:
>>>>nightbat wrote
>>>>
>>>> Former US Defense Secretary Rumsfeld per net news has
>>>>been hired by Iran and he now claims the US is a threat to Iran and all
>>>>Islam. What the heck, how many are coming and joining the peaceful
>>>>Captain nightbat and Green Knight's ranks awaiting the arrival of the
>>>>Darla Millennium Starships? Billions and billions of world wide Science
>>>>Team fans and growing. Poor coffeeboys left behind again.
>>>>
>>>>See:
>>>>http://www.unconfirmedsources.com/?itemid=2177
You are so utterly trolled. Those guys are fucking geniuses.
>>>>Per Officer Warhol we need to get that original Egyptian Stargate up
>>>>and running to hopefully deflect the predicted 2012 end times Officer
>>>>Warhol reported Wormwood comet. He states that he and his people have
>>>>the crystal Pyramid Cap stone but needs a solid gold and silver Pyramid
>>>>base including frequency generator to call his cosmic people again.
>>>>Profound Comm Officer Greysky could provide some help here no doubt.
>>
>>> Daffy Ducky
>>> What really sickens me about you saucerheads is how you glorify and
>>> even wait expectantly for global disaster, when its blatantly obvious
>>> that none of you have lived with a single moment of want, need or
>>> poverty.
Perhaps they're just cynics?
>>Translation: I'm so lonely ever since I was Captain stowfiled caged with
>>the so friendly auk coffeeboys, please help me!
>>
>>> Daffy Ducky
>>> So grow the fuck up, stop pretending you're some sort of special people
>>> and live the live your creator gave you.
>>
>>Translation: I'm so lost and clueless and can't write, I need nightbat
>>Officer help. I really depend on the God of religion but can't science
>>admit it. I want the elite respected life of a profound Earth Science
>>Team Officer and the super rare glow in the dark Team Officer Shirts and
>>Caps. Yes, I want to be special too and enlightened science group loved.
I think I detect a typo lame, but in all the blather, it's hard to tell.
>>> Daffy Ducky
>>> The nearest thing any of you have known to hardship is a kook award.
>>
>>Translation: I'm so clueless and never helped or cared about planet
>>disasters until the profound Earth Science Team Officers. I need to
>>make-up coffeeboy auk kook awards cause I have nothing better to do.
To be sure, the awards were indeed "made up" -- over a decade ago, for
many of them. Phineas had no hand in it, though, nor did I. He and I are
mere participants in someone else's fun, as are many (or most) of
our(tino) colleagues.
>>nightbat
>>
>> You should know repeating parrot clueless ducky bird brain
>>cause you're the one with pal deco auk submitting Team Officer names for
>>coffeeboy silly awards and helping making them up, oh the humanity!
>
> Oh lookie, frootbag has learned the art of the Monkey-See-Monkey-Do.
The Monkey must've been giving him lessons. How cute!
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MID: <Xns98CAEEA8929Fpi...@204.153.244.170>
>> Are you the Peter J Ross that I've heard so much about?
>
> Probably. I'm the one who doesn't resort to forgery after losing an
> argument.
"You're the one with the extensive brain damage... okay I see. You're
gonna be easily to own them." -- PorchMonkey4Life: Not aware of too many
things. MID: <bf7xh.834$hH2.64@trnddc02>
At last! See Joxer The Mity Monkey on camera! Watch him freak out!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_WuaENGqz0
"And no, I did not have sex with my son. But if I did I certainly
wouldn't tell you. Something so beautiful and precious should be kept
private." -- Kathy L. Mosesian, or possibly not really her, confesses
she may be a liar and committer of incest with her own son, in MID:
<cfcd3f4660694e3a...@msgid.frell.theremailer.net>
The reporter asked Colin Powell (or George Bush), "What proof do you
have that Iraq has weapons of mass destruction?"
He replied, "We kept the receipts." -- Bill Hicks
Looney Maroon nominee for August 2006 Johnny D Wentzky foamed:
"You never asked someone who goes into areas of the internet that are
only for adults who has an underage id somehow or another if they are a
cop posing as an underage person online?
I guess lots of people just don't watch dateline or read stories much.
Why don;t you go to pervertedjustice,com and see what they do. They are
awash in their self-proclaimed glory after they lied to membners of the
public.
They are awash in their self-proclaimed glory after they posed as an
underage person and agreed to do all sorts of sex acts wioth adult
males, and they are adults posing as teenager themselves. They make
themsleves into liars by falsely impersonating underage persons and by
not fuilfilling the words they tell the victims online in their chats.
Why don't you read it where they tell these victims of their deceit
about how they have been with grown men and such? Why don't you read it
where they say, "That would be cool." after someone makes an advance
towards an adult who is posing as a teenager? And, where they agree to
meet the person, etc.
Lost control, didn't you?
Is that why you feel as if you need to lie so much now? I see where lots
of these false impersonation games are not sticking. They feel as if
they can lie and then order the victims to get counseling in the
gayblade, governmental, pro-choice tax leech counseling centers. They
are doing nothing more than usury and fraud in many cases." -- Wentzky
almost comes out of the closet as a pedo/ephebophile in MID:
<H%%Eg.28916$Uq1....@bignews6.bellsouth.net>
Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition
and didst finally confess, after taking Muche Tea:
>> Art Deco wrote:
>>
>> > >You're doing a grand job of exposing your own stupidity all on your
>> > >own frooty.
>> > >Like a rabid dog, all it takes is a prod with a stick to watch it
> drool.
>> >
>> > napoleon won't understand, his ego will never let it happen.
>>
>> He's an abject lesson in the importance of real human contact once in a
>> while.
>
> You're an abject lesson in what happens to someone who has No Life outside
> of Usenet!
Hmmm, is that a secondhand IKYABWAI?
Jade hasn't said anything about this nym yet...
REPROTED TO AB...@CV.NET!!
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greysky
> In article <jp0yh.74112$qO4....@newssvr13.news.prodigy.net>,
> "greysky" <gre...@sbcglobal.net> wrote:
>
>> Oh, but you *are*, PP. Have you even tried counting the number of posts
>> you
>> have made (each one telling the world what a proud Coffee Boy you are)?
>> Try
>> in the last week. Between you and Deco, it vastly outnumbers Science
>> Officer
>> postings. One could even say that if it weren't for nightbat, Darla, and
>> I
>> (to a vastly lesser extent), you would even have no life at all... If you
>> really are that pathetic then I pity you.
>
> BWAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHA
>
> Lames again GreySky. Telling isn't it how desperate you guys are to pin
> something on other people!
NOT a lame, PP. A truth. If you were normal, you would be off fucking your
'wife', but instead you find it more fulfilling to sit on this NG and razz
people you don't even know. You are beyone pathetic. Find professional help
and take it.
>
> Get back to building your radio, looney!
>
>
Been there, done that. You see *I* have a life-it's no skin off my back if
the human race rejects the truth of physical reality for a chimera called
string theory. Their loss.
SameAsB4
he got those lessons from you DevMcRetard
SameAsB4
"SameAsB4" <exeb...@yanospamhoo.com> wrote in message
news:Ytfyh.37217$5U4.25610@trnddc07...
No wonder when it comes to monkey lessons, no one claims the credit.
Phineas T Puddleduck
"greysky" <gre...@sbcglobal.net> wrote:
> > Lames again GreySky. Telling isn't it how desperate you guys are to pin
> > something on other people!
>
> NOT a lame, PP. A truth. If you were normal, you would be off fucking your
> 'wife', but instead you find it more fulfilling to sit on this NG and razz
> people you don't even know. You are beyone pathetic. Find professional help
> and take it.
BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHA
IKYBWAI noted.
>
> >
> > Get back to building your radio, looney!
> >
> >
> Been there, done that. You see *I* have a life-it's no skin off my back if
> the human race rejects the truth of physical reality for a chimera called
> string theory. Their loss.
"I am the only one who knows the *TRUTH*"
Tell me, do any of you frootloops actually tell people in the REAL WORLD that
you have alien girlfriends?
G=EMC^2 Glazier
bills out of our country. to fly to Iraq. Only the Mafia with the
help of president Bush could make this reality. Mafia will not take
checks of credit cards. They can be traced. Well this happened a few
years ago so trying to fallow the money is no longer possible. Nixon
taught us if you want to find republican politicians follow the
money,and now they know its best to steal big,for some money has to be
used to cover the trail It all fits The Mafia now owns all of the USA
not just the state of Florida. Let it be known that I was the first
to warn in my posts years ago that this buying up America by Severn
Trent Mafia was taking place. I'm sure now that they have stolen our
government completely. This 12 billion in hundreds is just to let you
know what you will be in for in the near future. Mafia's greed
has no bounds I'm sure eating my MSP will not stop a bullet from
entering the back of my head. My days are numbered. I know that. If I
was young with family like you guys I would keep my mouth shut.and not
be a hero.Soon I will be a dead hero,and being very old its the best
way for me to go. Bert
John "C"
"Flying Fuck" <rob....@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:1501235.3...@unixd0rk.com...
HJ
John "C"
"Phineas T Puddleduck" <phineasp...@googlemail.com> wrote in message
news:phineaspuddleduck-6...@news.octanews.com...
Please continue these Long flowing posts that reveal your true Ko0kiness!
QWACK
John "C"
"Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition" <inqui...@smof.org> wrote in
message news:pan.2007.02.07....@smof.org...
> On Tue, 06 Feb 2007 13:46:58 -0600, John "C" sat in thee Comfee Chaire,
> and didst finally confess, after taking Muche Tea:
> > "Phineas T Puddleduck" wrote...
> >> Art Deco wrote:
> >>
> >> > >You're doing a grand job of exposing your own stupidity all on your
> >> > >own frooty.
> >> > >Like a rabid dog, all it takes is a prod with a stick to watch it
> > drool.
> >> >
> >> > napoleon won't understand, his ego will never let it happen.
> >>
> >> He's an abject lesson in the importance of real human contact once in a
> >> while.
> >
> > You're an abject lesson in what happens to someone who has No Life
outside
> > of Usenet!
>
> Hmmm, is that a secondhand IKYABWAI?
>
HJ
The Demon Prince of Absurdity
screamed:
> "Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition" wrote...
>> On Tue, 06 Feb 2007 13:46:58 -0600, John "C" sat in thee Comfee Chaire,
>> and didst finally confess, after taking Muche Tea:
>> > "Phineas T Puddleduck" wrote...
>> >> Art Deco wrote:
>> >>
>> >> > >You're doing a grand job of exposing your own stupidity all on
>> >> > >your own frooty.
>> >> > >Like a rabid dog, all it takes is a prod with a stick to watch it
>> > drool.
>> >> >
>> >> > napoleon won't understand, his ego will never let it happen.
>> >>
>> >> He's an abject lesson in the importance of real human contact once in
>> >> a while.
>> >
>> > You're an abject lesson in what happens to someone who has No Life
> outside
>> > of Usenet!
>>
>> Hmmm, is that a secondhand IKYABWAI?
>
> If you want it to be.....then so be it.
OK, Pee-Wee.
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About every other screed has droppings of death threats, racial
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days after using the Hammer on him
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and I'm not playing...It has nothing to do with impressing you, it has
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and ill upon other humans, warmongering gay-hating maladroits or no, and
that the real path of enlightenment is paved with forgiveness and
progress and white-hot love and turning the other cheek and scotch.
"In fact, Jesus said something about that, I do believe. He said, "Knock
it off already with the warmongering and the hating of each other and
let's all get some wine and party like it's 2012." Then again, he never
saw Karl Rove stab the nation with the dull ice pick of bogus fear. He
never heard George W. Bush describe brutal war and the death of tens of
thousands as "just a comma" in world history.
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Art Deco
>"Phineas T Puddleduck" <phineasp...@googlemail.com> wrote in message
>news:phineaspuddleduck-8...@news.octanews.com...
>> In article <9ff25$45c79407$46e3a69a$32...@COMTECK.COM>,
>> nightbat <nigh...@home.ffni.com> wrote:
>>
>>> nightbat wrote
>>>
>>> Former US Defense Secretary Rumsfeld per net news has
>>> been hired by Iran and he now claims the US is a threat to Iran and all
>>> Islam. What the heck, how many are coming and joining the peaceful
>>> Captain nightbat and Green Knight's ranks awaiting the arrival of the
>>> Darla Millennium Starships? Billions and billions of world wide Science
>>> Team fans and growing. Poor coffeeboys left behind again.
>>>
>>> See:
>>> http://www.unconfirmedsources.com/?itemid=2177
>>>
>>> Per Officer Warhol we need to get that original Egyptian Stargate up and
>>> running to hopefully deflect the predicted 2012 end times Officer Warhol
>>> reported Wormwood comet. He states that he and his people have the
>>> crystal Pyramid Cap stone but needs a solid gold and silver Pyramid base
>>> including frequency generator to call his cosmic people again. Profound
>>> Comm Officer Greysky could provide some help here no doubt.
>>
>>
>> What really sickens me about you saucerheads is how you glorify and even
>> wait
>> expectantly for global disaster, when its blatantly obvious that none of
>> you
>> have lived with a single moment of want, need or poverty.
>>
>> So grow the fuck up, stop pretending you're some sort of special people
>> and
>> live the live your creator gave you.
>>
>As opposed to PP: He grew up on the farm which was lost during the '29
>depression. He spent the last years of his youth shining shoes on a New York
>curb for a nickel a pop, to support his 15 brothers and sisters. He got
>drafted during the great war and served as a Coffee Boy to the French
>Leutennant's Women Corps, and general horse shit cleaner and broomsman. This
>is where he met Art Deco, who was a fellow shit stall cleaner. They whiled
*ding* <tips large multi-gallon sombrero>
>away the dull hours swapping jokes about exploding hemmorhoids, and throwing
>horsie turds at each other. It was at this time PP learned all he ever would
>know about physics, from observing the splatter and drip patterns of horse
>shit on his good friend. His motto: "All you will ever need to know about
>physics can by taught by watching a fresh shit ball hitting its target."
>
>
>> The nearest thing any of you have known to hardship is a kook award.
>
>Yes, I can see that is true by comparing our lives of ease and luxury to
>yours of absolute ickiness.
>
>>
>> --
>> Saucerheads - denying the blatantly obvious since 2000.
>
>Coffee Boys - forever trying to brew the perfect cup of coffee.
>
>Greysky
>
>www.allocations.cc
>Learn how to build a FTL radio.
Another profound elite earth space pseudoscience ossifier weighs in
with a load of lames, ad hominems, and non sequiturs.
--
Supreme Leader of the Brainwashed Followers of Art Deco
"To err is human, to cover it up is Weasel" -- Dogbert
Art Deco
>"Phineas T Puddleduck" <phineasp...@googlemail.com> wrote in message
>news:phineaspuddleduck-7...@news.octanews.com...
>> In article <ZvUxh.41788$Gr2....@newssvr21.news.prodigy.net>,
>> "greysky" <gre...@sbcglobal.net> wrote:
>>
>>>
>>> > The nearest thing any of you have known to hardship is a kook award.
>>>
>>> Yes, I can see that is true by comparing our lives of ease and luxury to
>>> yours of absolute ickiness.
>>>
>>
>> Built your radio yet, kookboy!
>>
>>> >
>>> > --
>>> > Saucerheads - denying the blatantly obvious since 2000.
>>>
>>> Coffee Boys - forever trying to brew the perfect cup of coffee.
>>
>>
>> Proud to be a coffeeboy if it means I am not one of you loons!
>>
>>
>Oh, but you *are*, PP. Have you even tried counting the number of posts you
>have made (each one telling the world what a proud Coffee Boy you are)? Try
>in the last week. Between you and Deco, it vastly outnumbers Science Officer
*ding* <tips sombrero again>
>postings. One could even say that if it weren't for nightbat, Darla, and I
>(to a vastly lesser extent), you would even have no life at all... If you
>really are that pathetic then I pity you.
Oh look, another usenet psychic astrologer.
>
>Greysky
>
>www.allocations.cc
>Learn how to build a FTL radio.
ALL HAEL TEH MIGHTY POAST COUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!
Art Deco
>In article <Gkeyh.3727$MN....@newssvr23.news.prodigy.net>,
> "greysky" <gre...@sbcglobal.net> wrote:
>
>> > Lames again GreySky. Telling isn't it how desperate you guys are to pin
>> > something on other people!
>>
>> NOT a lame, PP. A truth. If you were normal, you would be off fucking your
>> 'wife', but instead you find it more fulfilling to sit on this NG and razz
>> people you don't even know. You are beyone pathetic. Find professional help
>> and take it.
>
>
>BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHA
>
>IKYBWAI noted.
Hahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
>
>>
>> >
>> > Get back to building your radio, looney!
>> >
>> >
>> Been there, done that. You see *I* have a life-it's no skin off my back if
>> the human race rejects the truth of physical reality for a chimera called
>> string theory. Their loss.
>
>
>"I am the only one who knows the *TRUTH*"
>
>Tell me, do any of you frootloops actually tell people in the REAL WORLD that
>you have alien girlfriends?
The Magic 8 Ball says "Yes".
Art Deco
There is, however, a confirmed sighting of the profound Star Trek
pajamas.
>
>>>> Daffy Ducky
>>>> The nearest thing any of you have known to hardship is a kook award.
>>>
>>>Translation: I'm so clueless and never helped or cared about planet
>>>disasters until the profound Earth Science Team Officers. I need to
>>>make-up coffeeboy auk kook awards cause I have nothing better to do.
>
>To be sure, the awards were indeed "made up" -- over a decade ago, for
>many of them. Phineas had no hand in it, though, nor did I. He and I are
>mere participants in someone else's fun, as are many (or most) of
>our(tino) colleagues.
All of the saucerheads try so very, very hard to give their awards back.
>
>>>nightbat
>>>
>>> You should know repeating parrot clueless ducky bird brain
>>>cause you're the one with pal deco auk submitting Team Officer names for
>>>coffeeboy silly awards and helping making them up, oh the humanity!
>>
>> Oh lookie, frootbag has learned the art of the Monkey-See-Monkey-Do.
>
>The Monkey must've been giving him lessons. How cute!
"Eeek! Eeek!"
Saul Levy
VERY clear!
Saul Levy
On Mon, 05 Feb 2007 18:58:04 -0500, nightbat <nigh...@home.ffni.com>
wrote:
>>>>> Former US Defense Secretary Rumsfeld per net news has
>>>>>been hired by Iran and he now claims the US is a threat to Iran and all
>>>>>Islam. What the heck, how many are coming and joining the peaceful
>>>>>Captain nightbat and Green Knight's ranks awaiting the arrival of the
>>>>>Darla Millennium Starships? Billions and billions of world wide Science
>>>>>Team fans and growing. Poor coffeeboys left behind again.
>>>>>
>>>>>See:
>>>>>http://www.unconfirmedsources.com/?itemid=2177
>>>>>
>>>>>Per Officer Warhol we need to get that original Egyptian Stargate up and
>>>>>running to hopefully deflect the predicted 2012 end times Officer Warhol
>>>>>reported Wormwood comet. He states that he and his people have the
>>>>>crystal Pyramid Cap stone but needs a solid gold and silver Pyramid base
>>>>>including frequency generator to call his cosmic people again. Profound
>>>>>Comm Officer Greysky could provide some help here no doubt.
>
>> Daffy Ducky
>>
>> GreySky has run off, like the rest of them.
>
>nightbat
>
> Clue ducky, Science Officer Greysky is a profound Comm Team
>Officer and very busy unlike clueless whining bird brains like you.
>
>
>>>>Daffy Ducky
>>>>What really sickens me about you saucerheads is how you glorify and even
>>>>wait
>>>>expectantly for global disaster, when its blatantly obvious that none of
>>>>you
>>>>have lived with a single moment of want, need or poverty.
>
>
>>>Translation: I'm so lonely ever since I was Captain stowfiled caged with
>>>the so friendly auk coffeeboys, please help me!
>
>> Duffy ducky
>>
>> Refuse to answer the question? You live comfortable lives, with a computer and
>> a net connection whilst probably right around you RIGHT NOW are people needing
>> help and support. But you'd rather call upon these Seans to remove you from the
>> problems then actually do anything about it yourself. Like the rest of the
>> saucerheads, you're intellectual cowards. The world we see around us is a
>> reflection of the world in our head. I see no need to dream of disaster, of
>> glory, of aliens because I know I live in the here and now. I've taken control
>> of my own life after several setbacks and I don't need to sit back and blame
>> some imaginary being for MY OWN shortcomings.
>
>nightbat
>
> Re-answer: No one cares about your clueless made up bird brain
>whining ducky, get a clue.
>
>> Daffy Ducky
>> What happens to me in my life is under my control. Remember what I said about
>> choosing the pseudonym Puddleduck - the minute people start going Daffy,
>> Piddledick and the like you know you've won as their arguments have run dry.
>> Painius or Bill cannot produce a single defining equation, and one of them
>> posted he isn't a believer of your imaginary aliens - not much faith in the
>> Seans camp is there?
>
>nightbat
>
> Denial is a sad thing and quit your put on helpless ducky whining.
>
>
>> Daffy Ducky
>> I consider being called a Coffee Boy by you a great compliment frooty, because
>> it is so indicative of your impotent rage at the world around you. Like Warty,
>> Alexa and Chung, you glorify and salivate over the possibility of disaster and
>> call upon imaginary beings to be the judge of us poor humans - conveniently
>> putting yourself in the "righteous" side of the equation! Everyone else is
>> "Coffee Boys", a position of subservience because you know full well in the
>> real world you have no power whatsoever! In your own head though, the tables
>> are turned!! I'd have more sympathy for your delusion if you had an ounce of
>> human decency.
>
>nightbat
>
> Thank you ducky for finally self admitting you're a coffeeboy,
>nuff said.
>
>
>> Daffy Ducky
>> If one follows the Many Worlds interpretation of QM, then somewhere out there
>> amongst the many universes - past the ones where dragons are real, unicorns
>> graze the fields, Bill is a physicist and Painius is a noble laureate (OK the
>> last two are outlandish) is this strange, amazingly incredulous universe where
>> you are right. And you know what, I am so glad I don't live in *that* universe
>> Frooty. You ascribe all these anthropological qualities to your mythical aliens
>> to make up (like Chung with his demons) for the fact that you're totally
>> powerless in the world. Your alleged aliens will watch while the world go tits
>> up while saving a bunch of loons who wouldn't pass a GED between them!
>
>nightbat
>
> Your clueless bird brain mixed up fantasy projecting ducky
>because you got it reversed. For it's the at times hype science
>mainstream select lot that likes and is into multiverse, black holes,
>string theory, parallel dimensions, worm holes, no outlet singularities,
>UFO Aliens, and a host of other no evidence but movie money making book
>selling sci fi BS. While the profound honest Earth Science Team Officers
>are grounded in real world evidence based science and deep theoretical
>extensions.
>
>
>> Daffy Ducky
>> So please. Call me Coffee Boy. I think I'll add it to my sig. I think its
>> pretty much a badge of honour. It shows I have some shred of humanity left that
>> I don't dream of disaster for billions of people. You keep on begging Warty to
>> produce the death of billions - from a guy who probably couldn't disinfect his
>> own toilet without help.
>
>nightbat
>
> Again your mixed-up fantasy projections is your disclosed sig
>and your now auk coffeeboy self adopted call sign affirming. Your
>wishful thinking is a sign of immaturity and professed cluelessness.
>Officer Warhol only requests repayment of what was taken from his
>people, read about it or go away. Your baseless imagined opinions are
>worthless and learn to do some real science and contribute. This is not
>a beauty contest or Romper Room, get a clue. One single life lost to
>world disaster tragedy is too many. While Science Officers may be auk
>coffeeboys laughed at, the dead world wide reported catastrophe victims
>are certainly not laughing, and those hopefully early Officer warned and
>saved rejoicing.
>
>
>> Daffy Ducky
>> On Youtube at the moment is the Beeb's (The War Game) and Google Video has
>> Threads. Watch them, and perhaps take a late night walk round your town and get
>> some empathy for what other people have to put up with in life, what disasters
>> would truly mean and stop dreaming of imaginary aliens to save you from your
>> own stupidity! Take control of your own life and stop expecting others to fix
>> your own shortcoming. Carpe Diem. Every time one of your frootloops tries to
>> pass off your ill-thought out bollocks as science, someone will point you out.
>
>
>nightbat
>
> To date clueless bird, profound Earth Science Team Officers
>have never asked or been compensated for one unselfish duty shared
>science contribution or research astronomy findings delivered net help.
>You go play on your reference Youtube for apparently that's where you
>belong not bothering profound science researchers with your bird brain
>whining. The net reported Darla subject Seans, clue ducky, are not
>Aliens for they're respectfully net explained advanced extraterrestrial
>race, not hype so called Aliens. For fantasy cited Aliens see drama
>loving Hollywood or auk UFO Grays, heaven knows to try to help explain
>coffeeboy self admitted strange behavior.
>
>
>
>> Daffy Ducky
>> Somehow I think you and Warty are beyond saving though. You'll continue mixing
>> fact and fiction to support your megalomania. Warty is psychotic, you are just
>> pathetic.
>
>nightbat
>
> The only thing sad and pathetic is a clueless quacking self
>admitted bird and coffeeboy. A net coffeeboy is not one who gets
>respectfully served but the one doing the Bell Boy coffee serving, get a
>clue self admitted bird brain. And before you start publicly making
>medical diagnosis check you Peer credentials of which you are wholly
>self admitted deficient.
>
>>>
>>>>Daffy Ducky
>>>>So grow the fuck up, stop pretending you're some sort of special people and
>>>>live the live your creator gave you.
>>>
>>>Translation: I'm so lost and clueless and can't write, I need nightbat
>>>Officer help. I really depend on the God of religion but can't science
>>>admit it. I want the elite respected life of a profound Earth Science
>>>Team Officer and the super rare glow in the dark Team Officer Shirts and
>>>Caps. Yes, I want to be special too and enlightened science group loved.
>>>
>
>> Daffy Duck
>>
>> I've been married two decades Frooty. I have a very happy married life. I don't
>> need to dream about sex with imaginary aliens. If these aliens are so advanced,
>> it would be like you having sex with an amoeba....
>>
>>
>> Ummm.... no, let me rethink that.
>
>nightbat
>
> My condolences to the brave lady who has had to put up for such
>a long time with such a self admitted quacky. Insulting public net
>admitted advanced extraterrestrial Sean race shows your utter lack of
>respect and continued arrogance in the face of zero evidence basis
>assertions, unscientific analysis, and clueless self mocking
>iterations, daffy ducky bird of you.
>
>>
>>
>>>>Daffy Ducky
>>>>The nearest thing any of you have known to hardship is a kook award.
>>>>
>>>
>>>Translation: I'm so clueless and never helped or cared about planet
>>>disasters until the profound Earth Science Team Officers. I need to
>>>make-up coffeeboy auk kook awards cause I have nothing better to do.
>>>
>
>> Daffy Ducky
>>
>> You're the one winning them left, right and centre.
>
>nightbat
>
> Yep, you should know ducky cause you're the clueless and
>defenseless bird nitwit with nothing better to do then admitted auk
>coffeeboy crossposting nominating profound Science Officers for them.
>
>>>nightbat
>>>
>>> You should know repeating parrot clueless ducky bird brain
>>>cause you're the one with pal deco auk submitting Team Officer names for
>>>coffeeboy silly awards and helping making them up, oh the humanity!
>>>
>
>> Daffy Ducky
>>
>> You're doing a grand job of exposing your own stupidity all on your own frooty.
>> Like a rabid dog, all it takes is a prod with a stick to watch it drool.
>
>nightbat
>
> You gave yourself away the minute you put that mocking sock
>bird suit on and arrogant behavior began randomly insulting, and
>clueless demanding from serious Science Officers science proofs via your
>unbridled lacking pertinent own research inaptitude.
>
> get back in your cage,
> the nightbat
>
>Coffeeboys - denying reality since day one -- nightbat
Phineas T Puddleduck
Saul Levy <saul...@cox.net> wrote:
> Your total insanity is getting out of hand, frootie! Those signs are
> VERY clear!
>
> Saul Levy
All his friends has run away, so he has to make up for all their insanity as
well.
--
"Yes, you're right of course, NB. And they get very useless very quickly.
I shall do my best to ignore them, as you wish." Painius
Saul Levy
inspiration, ain't she? And, remember, she ain't coming for you or
your sicko wacko nutjob ossifers!
Saul Levy
On Mon, 05 Feb 2007 19:39:32 -0500, nightbat <nigh...@home.ffni.com>
wrote:
>>>Darla and the Sean Team are reported on their way back per my friend
>>>Ollie and should be here soon. Perhaps we can ask them if the Pyramid
>>>Stargate is still needed or maybe they could lend a hand. Remember they
>>>have the powerful D.R.I.L.L. so perhaps they can help the nightbat
>>>Science Team make and assemble the gift to hopefully deflect the comet
>>>or any other possible threatening outer space body to safer trajectory
>>>orbit away from Mother Earth.
>
>> Daffy Ducky
>>
>> I think the Seans probably think of you as pets.
>
>nightbat
>
> Self admitted bird brain stop trying to ducky neuron dormant
>low IQ think and get those junk genes to kick in. Darla net reportedly
>knows every coffeeboy by name, why sure, they're most probably her earth
>scientist deduced nano brain misfiring offspring.
>
> Hey, don't run with scissors,
> the nightbat
>
>Coffeeboys - deny reality since day one -- nightbat
Phineas T Puddleduck
Saul Levy <saul...@cox.net> wrote:
> Darla's a fake fucking alien porpoise, frootie! Great source of
> inspiration, ain't she? And, remember, she ain't coming for you or
> your sicko wacko nutjob ossifers!
>
> Saul Levy
NB never answered my query as to if they do know us all by name as referenced
by:
> Darla net reportedly
> knows every coffeeboy by name, why sure, they're most probably her earth
> scientist deduced nano brain misfiring offspring.
She hasn't outed our persona's. I'll even offer to stand for a minute in my
garden waving at the sky for them to come and get me!
nightbat
Saul Levy wrote:
> Your total insanity is getting out of hand, frootie! Those signs are
> VERY clear!
>
> Saul Levy
nightbat
Oh darn, you must have fallen asleep again and left the TV on
listening to your favorite Sci Fi channel but those later all night info
commercials just must have drove you batty. Tell the nurse to put a
timer on the tube so it goes off after you drop off. You also can't seem
to keep up to net profound Earth Science Team officers, get a secretary
might be better then that nurse.
ponder on,
the nightbat
Phineas T Puddleduck
nightbat <nigh...@home.ffni.com> wrote:
> nightbat
>
> Oh darn, you must have fallen asleep again and left the TV on
> listening to your favorite Sci Fi channel but those later all night info
> commercials just must have drove you batty. Tell the nurse to put a
> timer on the tube so it goes off after you drop off. You also can't seem
> to keep up to net profound Earth Science Team officers, get a secretary
> might be better then that nurse.
And they've all run away after being asked difficult questions. Or perhaps the
Seans have taken them away and left you behind as you were unworthy!
I reckon Darla's cheated on you.
Saul Levy
Saul Levy
On Tue, 06 Feb 2007 04:07:37 -0500, nightbat <nigh...@home.ffni.com>
wrote:
>nightbat wrote
>
>Phineas T Puddleduck wrote:
>
>> In article <8b0e0$45c7a0d0$46e3a69a$19...@COMTECK.COM>,
>> nightbat <nigh...@home.ffni.com> wrote:
>>
>>
>>>nightbat wrote
>>>
>>>Phineas T Puddleduck wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>>In article <9ff25$45c79407$46e3a69a$32...@COMTECK.COM>,
>>>> nightbat <nigh...@home.ffni.com> wrote:
>
>
>> Daffy Ducky
>> So please. Call me Coffee Boy. I think I'll add it to my sig. I think its
>> pretty much a badge of honour. It shows I have some shred of humanity left that
>> I don't dream of disaster for billions of people. You keep on begging Warty to
>> produce the death of billions - from a guy who probably couldn't disinfect his
>> own toilet without help.
>
>nightbat
>
> News ducky, profound Earth Science Team Officers are the ones
>that initial discover and warning science sound the alarm and duty help
>save lives.
>
>Clue Daffy, coffeeboys do the Science Officer coffee serving around here
>and clean up on aisle 6. And if you mess up real bad it's Starship head
>latrine cleaning duty for you self admitted bird brain. Our job is to
>protect you clueless wonders 'till Darla gets back cause purportedly
>you're her favorite latent gene retards.
>
>Now that you have willingly joined the ranks of Earth auk coffeeboys a
>bright Red Service Bell Boy uniform will be requested from Federation
>supply for you.
>
>Submit your ducky bird duty size and height
>
>See Official Regular Stewards Attendant:
>http://www.lordsindia.com/product_info.php/products_id/41
>
>For Main Starship Floor Lobby Service:
>http://www.lordsindia.com/product_info.php/products_id/42
>
>For Main Cabin Duty Officer Service:
>http://www.lordsindia.com/product_info.php/products_id/45
>
>For Starship General Quarters Officer Lounge:
>http://www.lordsindia.com/product_info.php/products_id/43
>
>For Officers Bathroom and Latrine duty:
>http://www.lordsindia.com/product_info.php/products_id/44
>
>For Diplomatic Star Cruise Parties and Receptions:
>http://www.lordsindia.com/product_info.php/products_id/513
>
>For Star Sean Fleet Command Flag Ship Captains Head Orderly:
>http://www.lordsindia.com/product_info.php/products_id/928
>
>Command Staff Star Officers Personal Bell Hop:
>http://www.zoogstercostumes.com/images/products/cn529_xl.jpg
>
>Command Staff Star Officer Sean Assistant:
>http://www.zoogstercostumes.com/images/products/cc00862_xl.jpg
>
> carry on,
> the nightbat
nightbat
Saul Levy wrote:
> You forgot to list personal sex object, frootie!
>
> Saul Levy
nightbat
Please Saul this is a very serious science newsgroup not auk
Romper Room as the auk coffeeboys like to net abuse it as. Please keep
your sexual preferences to yourself, sheesh! The object of interest
right now is net reported lovely Sil, the far advanced Sean doll of
legend. If you're having it hard not having any girlfriends ask the
nurse to let you out more often.
wake up,
the nightbat
Art Deco
>nightbat wrote
>
>Saul Levy wrote:
>
>> You forgot to list personal sex object, frootie!
>>
>> Saul Levy
>
>nightbat
>
> Please Saul this is a very serious science newsgroup not auk
>Romper Room as the auk coffeeboys like to net abuse it as.
You're projecting again, napoleon.
>Please keep
>your sexual preferences to yourself, sheesh! The object of interest
>right now is net reported lovely Sil, the far advanced Sean doll of
>legend. If you're having it hard not having any girlfriends ask the
>nurse to let you out more often.
Got that herring ready?
--
Phineas T Puddleduck
Art Deco <er...@caballista.org> wrote:
> >Please keep
> >your sexual preferences to yourself, sheesh! The object of interest
> >right now is net reported lovely Sil, the far advanced Sean doll of
> >legend. If you're having it hard not having any girlfriends ask the
> >nurse to let you out more often.
>
> Got that herring ready?
> >
Hysterical watching NB try to use an imaginary alien in a "My girlfriend is
hotter then yours" lame.
nightbat
Daffy ducky
> In article <050320071159016457%er...@caballista.org>,
> Art Deco <er...@caballista.org> wrote:
>
>
>>>Please keep
>>>your sexual preferences to yourself, sheesh! The object of interest
>>>right now is net reported lovely Sil, the far advanced Sean doll of
>>>legend. If you're having it hard not having any girlfriends ask the
>>>nurse to let you out more often.
>>Bart Devo
>>Got that herring ready? I'm so Deco clueless are they talking about Red Lobster?
>>
> Daffy Ducky
>
> Hysterical watching NB try to use an imaginary alien in a "My Deco girlfriend is
> hotter then yours" lame.
>
"We can repair them, we have the technology, to remove the alien Gray
giant anal probes from their auk clueless asses, bring in the Bookman
coffeeboy trained deprober."
Art Deco
nightbat
Art Deco <er...@caballista.org> wrote:
"Home of the fake really Big whoppers"
> nightbat <nigh...@home.ffni.com> wrote:
>
>
>>Phineas T Puddleduck wrote:
>>
>>Daffy ducky
>>
>>
>>>In article <050320071159016457%er...@caballista.org>,
>>> Art Deco <er...@caballista.org> wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>>>Please keep
>>>>>your sexual preferences to yourself, sheesh! The object of interest
>>>>>right now is net reported lovely Sil, the far advanced Sean doll of
>>>>>legend. If you're having it hard not having any girlfriends ask the
>>>>>nurse to let you out more often.
>>
>>>>Bart Devo
>>>>Got that herring ready? I'm so Deco clueless are they talking about Red
>>>>Lobster?
>>>>
>>
>>>Daffy Ducky
>>>
>>>Hysterical watching NB try to use an imaginary alien in a "My Deco
>>>girlfriend is
>>>hotter then yours" lame.
>>>
>>
>>"We can repair them, we have the technology, to remove the alien Gray
>>giant anal probes from their auk clueless asses, bring in the Bookman
>>coffeeboy trained deprober."
> Bart Devo
>
> Keep it up, auk anti abuser.
Translation: I like Deco coffeeboy auk silly crossposting, spamming, and
laming profound Earth Science Team Officers. I don't like when those
same funny posts come right back at us, mommy please make them stop! I
promise I wont leader abuse the nice science Officers anymore.
"Coffeeboy--To err is human, to award cover it up is pure
coffeeboy"---nightbat
Art Deco
Warhol
> nightbat wrote
>
> Former US Defense Secretary Rumsfeld per net news has
> been hired by Iran and he now claims the US is a threat to Iran and all
> Islam. What the heck, how many are coming and joining the peaceful
> Captain nightbat and Green Knight's ranks awaiting the arrival of the
> Darla Millennium Starships? Billions and billions of world wide Science
> Team fans and growing. Poor coffeeboys left behind again.
>
> See:http://www.unconfirmedsources.com/?itemid=2177
>
> running to hopefully deflect the predicted 2012 end times OfficerWarhol
> reported Wormwood comet. He states that he and his people have the
> crystal Pyramid Cap stone but needs a solid gold and silver Pyramid base
> including frequency generator to call his cosmic people again. Profound
> Comm Officer Greysky could provide some help here no doubt.
>
> Ollie and should be here soon. Perhaps we can ask them if the Pyramid
> Stargate is still needed or maybe they could lend a hand. Remember they
> have the powerful D.R.I.L.L. so perhaps they can help the nightbat
> Science Team make and assemble the gift to hopefully deflect the comet
> or any other possible threatening outer space body to safer trajectory
> orbit away from Mother Earth.
>
> the nightbat
Hmmm Rumsfeld... Rumi... Ho... no one who see the connection?
Rumi Salahddine... he beated already the persians when they invade
Moorish Lands and was a Good friend of The shepherd of Bagdad,
betrayed by the Thieve of Bagh'da'dy knowledge, Chiraq the Frog...
Remember Shams and Rumi and the Spinning Wheels... Right Stargate's,
spin too... like that thing of Space Odyssey 2001 of Arthur C
CL'ARK... Maybe why they go so much up there. Can it be they have a
Spinning wheel up there to create Blackholes with a Wormhole Device...
Since that guy with the electric chair and the computer voice is also
travelling, one of this day's I Heard...
Ofcourse he does not have the code for the Great Secret the
Schwarz'schild wormhole geometry, with white and black holes. The
Schwarz'schild metric admits negative they think...Surly they will
receive the Silver book on their heads, like Einstein recieved the
Blue book... Silver books is a fine teaching ... it say's... Redeem
Now or you are death man... Most of time they even dont known to whom
they must redeem and fail at the Algebraic Equation test of the light
People
They build a stargate up there and didn't go to the MOON... they tried
to enter the RED FORBIDDEN ROOM... oeps that can only anger the
elements More, and bring more doom on low fallen humankind... who have
become sheeps.
Gran'da'dy Rumi (King Richart de Anglaterra) best friends of
Gran'da'dy ShamS es Salem... they always protect each back on the
battle fields... or writes poems full of Love for the MORO ROSE...
The Silver and Golden Knight's...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2nYZSoIMY8
Its Moro... and Not Zoro... with M. and not with a Z of Zionist...
Art Deco
Warhol
In Russia they Call Gran'da'dy Frodo... while its MORO... First I
tought they could not speak out M, like the Chineese can't speak out
the R (They say L when they must pronouce M) inplace of Moro they Say
Molo, which they tranformed to Hmongs of SAM (SHAMS)... But later I
saw also Moro, transformed even to Marlborough in the USA, and even as
symbol for the lonesome Marlboro Warrior in office(Cow Boy in place of
the classical Moro shepherd keeper of sheeps and goats)... you see how
low coffee boy's get... they are all stealing my credit... in Mexico
they call me now Zoro... while I try always to explain its MORO with a
M O R O like ORO and they only have to ad the Mmm, at the ORO... El
Ninio di ORO, they have ofcourse wrongly understood, while its "El
NINIO DI MORO'S".... The Torre-rose with the Turning Wheels... and now
search for the hidden Image you can't see with naked eyes... what is
it?
Find the figure that shows the space-time diagram of an Dark object
falling into a black hole... and becomes invisible between the MatriX
of the Vortex... the Death Bell...
Di GRINGO MORO, Baby Lion of the MexiNazi (Ninios of the Makhzims)
Phineas T Puddleduck
"Warhol" <molar...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> In Russia they Call Gran'da'dy Frodo... while its MORO... First I
> tought they could not speak out M, like the Chineese can't speak out
> the R (They say L when they must pronouce M) inplace of Moro they Say
> Molo, which they tranformed to Hmongs of SAM (SHAMS).
Here in Wales we call you "Clueless racist fuckwit"
Art Deco
No no no, you have it all wrong -- it is B as in B O R O. Do you know
about borosilicates, fez-head?
Warhol
I have understood your Game... you try to steal my Bandwidth...
BOROUGH'S VON SALLY VEAS DOES THAT SAY SOMETHING TO YE? NEW YORK
family?
Ah true you dont known the sealed story... Well once upon the Time in
a faraway land... lived at the edge of wooded trees and rolling lawns
a girl with red hair... and not girl with a red cap... , who believed
every creature in the dark woods had a good hart... Well... one day...
at the lanes and and looked for way to ask the Girl, if she knew where
he could find a tower with a princess named Aradia, sleeping due an
accident with a spinning wheel that was forbidden in the kingdom of
the Great and magnificent King...
"Honey," he gagged. "You've been climbing the wrong kind of trees.
Those trees aren't meant for someone with such aptitude for heights.
You're wasting your talent. You need something loftier than a tree."
Dorinda smiled, "You really think I can go that high?"
"Of course you can, but it's a blessing and a curse. If you stay at
this altitude, you will surely die a long and painful death. I myself
once climbed to lofty heights and if I hadn't needed to care for you,
I would have stayed on high," he lied. "I've been suffocating here for
fifteen years. Don't tell me I've sacrificed for nothing."
Dorinda crinkled her brows and felt her chest constrict. It suddenly
seemed difficult to breathe. Maybe he was right! "But what about my
friends-the animals and trees?" Her heart imploded and she felt close
to tears.
"Oh, honey," this was getting fun! "I know it's hard for you, but
you're just not one of them. They're not your equals, not even the
birds. If only you could find a tower. A tower is the only proper
place for you. Blame it on your mother that you will never be able to
live inside a tower." He shook his head sadly, and continued, "Only in
a tower can you look down on birds. You think singing like them is
fun. In a tower, you would have a bird's eye view of the bird's eye
view! What could be better than studying what they see from a higher
vantage point?"
Dorinda felt quite low indeed, like she was sinking into an ever
deeper and darker pit. "Oh, Father, I feel so wretched now!" she cried
deep inside her chest in silence.
"That's life," The Prince replied... because he could read her mind
while she was sinking... but nothing like a tower appeared in her
memories. Instead, she stumbled into a giant oak. She landed where its
trunk split into two huge halves of tree. She looked up and
desperately felt like climbing. She felt the solid bark in her hands
and heard the familiar hum of nature. As the tree cradled Dorinda's
back, her stepfather's voice screamed inside her head, "Trees are
unpredictable. If you climb a tree you will surely fall, and I can't
bear to see you rot among the roots."
She forced herself to stand. The day grew dark, and still no tower
appeared.
"I cannot stand such misery!" the child sobbed.
"Your only hope is to find a tower that will let you in without great
cost. Since you have nothing to offer, I will supply the coins."
Prince handed Dorinda a small leather pouch.
She looked inside. "SILVER!" exclaimed the Dorinda. "You always told
me you were poor."
"And so we are," said the Prince. "So we are. Now, go. Find a tower!
It's your only hope."
Dorinda ran into the woods and prayed as her mother had taught her:
"Jesus, I need a tower. I need a tower right now. Please, I need to
leave this misery behind."
Phineas T Puddleduck
"Warhol" <Molar...@Hotmail.com> wrote:
>
>
> I have understood your Game... you try to steal my Bandwidth...
I have understood your game - you're a loony
Warhol
<phineaspuddled...@googlemail.com> wrote:
> In article <1173220589.891990.90...@n33g2000cwc.googlegroups.com>,
>
> "Warhol" <MolarH_...@Hotmail.com> wrote:
>
> > I have understood your Game... you try to steal my Bandwidth...
>
> I have understood your game - you're a loony
>
> --
>
"Jesus, I need a tower. I need a tower right now. Please, I need to
leave this misery behind."
the princess gathered all her deepest, darkest fears-potent tales her
parents had shared of misery, poverty and ghouls, of those who had
chosen to follow what they loved and consequently vanished, no longer
existing in the world! She combined the force of all such fears,
rumbled it up her gut, and extracted from her mouth a mass of lead.
For a moment, she held the heavy ball and felt it growing lighter.
Then she hurled it as far as she possibly could. A metallic taste
remained, but Dorinda thought she felt better already.
She noticed something tall and white gleaming from the darkness where
she had thrown the ball of fear. "A tower!" the princess sobbed with
relief. "Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you!" she cried, tears
streaming down her face.
"Stop that rain!" yelled a tiny voice below.
Startled, Dorinda looked down at the foot of the tower. A little man,
no higher than her knees, wearing a hat equally large and pointy to
give the illusion of height, glared up at her. "Just what do you think
you're doing here? This tower is not for you."
"Oh, but it is!" said the princess, speaking fast in her excitement.
"I want to live in the highest tower in the land, and I asked and I
prayed and I wanted it ever so badly, and now here it is-an ivory
tower."
"Ivory towers are not for the likes of you," replied the dwarf.
"Father said you would not find me worthy."
"Did he? And what, pray tell, does the one you call 'father' know of
towers?" asked the little man in green.
"He lived in a tower once himself and knows that I belong there, too."
"Lies!" yelled the dwarf, in his squeaky little voice.
Dorinda was beside herself. "Please, sir," she begged. "I must live
inside this tower. If I don't, then I will surely die an excruciating
and terrible death."
"Lies! All lies!" The dwarf shook his tiny fist, but seeing she was
determined, he quietly explained, "The"You cannot enter the tower
without my word," he continued. "And once you're in, it will be very
difficult to leave. Are you sure you wish to go?"
"Of course," the princess smiled. "But don't you want the 20 silver
pieces?" she asked.
"No," said the dwarf. "You have sacrificed enough."
Only then did Dorinda notice that the tower had no door. The dwarf
waited while she considered the ramifications.
"Are you sure?" he asked.
Dorinda nodded.
>From a miniature pocket, the dwarf removed a miniature proclamation.
He blew a miniature horn, untied a miniature ribbon and in his
miniature voice, he read, "Accept!"
Suddenly, the princess found herself ensconced in the ivory tower. The
room perched so high that the giant oak seemed a broken twig and birds
flew far below. She saw the birds, just as Father said she would, but
she could no longer hear their song. Oh, how she longed to hear their
song!
"Wait!" she yelled to the dwarf below. He was a grain of sand, but she
needed help. She had made a terrible mistake. "Wait! Don't go! Don't
leave me here! I miss the birds. I want to sing!"
"You'll have plenty to watch and study," her stepfather's voice
bellowed inside her head. "Appreciate the opportunity, you ingrate.
Without my guidance and Silver, you'd be rotting at the roots."
"I love the roots!" she cried, trying to drown his voice with tears.
"And the birds! I want to sing with the birds."
"You will never sing, at least not like a bird," sneered the voice
inside her head. "The best you can hope for is a bird's eye view. Now
LOOK!" Dorinda felt herself being pulled back to the window, closer
and closer to the window, closer now, closer, looking at the birds
below ... "Ha!" The sneering voice became a scream as the princess flung
herself over the edge. She fell a thousand, thousand feet, and the
wind ripped her dress and froze her eyes.
Dorinda lost consciousness before she hit the ground, so she did not
know that an owl had caught her in its talons and eased her fall. Two
great elk flanked her sides and kept her warm, as she slept and slept.
When the princess awoke, she could not see. Everything looked dark
except a blinding light within her heart.
"Help!" she screamed. "I'm lost and I cannot see! Please, somebody,
help!"
No one answered, but the huge elk snuggled closer, and she heard a
distant sigh like "princess." She remembered the bear from her dream
and drifted off to sleep against the furry chests. When she awoke
again, Dorinda felt refreshed. She opened her eyes to darkness, but
this time she felt less afraid. A small bird warbled on her finger.
"Seewithart," he chirped, and as Dorinda sang with him, she recognized
the words: "See with heart!" She smiled, and her bright heart opened
wide.
Each day, more birds surrounded the blind princess, until soon the
entire forest sang her delightful song. Accompanied by nature's hum,
Dorinda's words addressed each passerby. A woman stopped to marvel at
the harmony, and the princess burst forth in song made just for her.
"You see so clearly," said the mother-to-be, feeling a life that
surged within. "My child thanks you for your gift to me." An old man
with a sore leg collapsed nearby, wondering if he could make it home.
As he lay on the forest floor, his sore leg began to tap, tap, tap,
and before he could wonder why or how, he had danced the whole way
home.
Word spread of the Singing Woman in the Woods. Some called her a
Goddess, others a gift of God. Some said she was a bird herself, or a
princess from a faraway land. A few called her Siren-a dangerous witch
coaxing thousands to their doom. Most came to hear her song and learn
to hum through life, but a few journeyed there to curse and scorn.
Among those few, Dorinda's stepmother marched strong, fueled by the
desire to stomp out Satan one arrhythmic footstep at a time. And so it
came to pass that Pascal and Aradia learned of the princess' return.
Back in their cottage, Pascal yelled, "Aradia, calm down! You did not
hear Dorinda singing fortunes in the woods."
"But, Pascal, I did! She couldn't see me because she's blind from her
fall, but she sees ... other things. I think she knows I came."
"Nonsense!" he paused. "She's blind, you say? We'll have to guide her
back inside her tower."
"You and your stupid ivory tower," said Aradia. "She won't go back
there. Of that I'm certain."
"Then we'll have to put her somewhere else," mused Pascal, running
gnarled fingers through a sparse goatee.
"She's a wretched blasphemer, that's for sure, but she's not bothering
us personally in the woods. Maybe we can leave her there."
"Woman, are you mad?" snapped Pascal. "What happens when she remembers
where she came from? Already I hear talk of a 'princess' in the woods.
If she returns to the kingdom and claims her birthright, you and I are
ruined."
"Perhaps the king will forgive our transgression," offered Aradia.
"Let's say he does forgive, as you say, our original transgression.
What about tying her to the tree that night? Convincing her to lock
herself inside a tower? Making her so miserable she threw herself
beyond the edge? You think your king will forgive that?"
Aradia froze.
"Just leave everything to me," said Pascal. "I know what to do."
Late one afternoon, Pascal and Aradia walked into the woods. Pascal
carried a shovel, and Aradia held her Bible and a giant sock. They
slunk around the back of a crowd that had gathered near the singing
princess. Women's eyes glistened with tears of joy, and strangers
embraced and blessed each other.
"Charlatan!" muttered Pascal to Aradia.
"Shhh!" said Aradia, hoping to avoid a confrontation.
"I will not be quiet!" hissed Pascal. "Look at her, giving the sick
false hopes. Goldbricking like Cassandra in the woods. I bet she isn't
even really blind. It's part of her show to extract a sympathy tip."
Aradia said nothing.
"It's disgusting," continued Pascal. "The way she twits with lowly
birds. I'm ashamed I ever fed her at my table."
"Father!" sang Dorinda. "Is that you? Father, I recognize your tone.
Why don't you speak loud enough for me to hear your words?"
"I have nothing to say to her," said Pascal through gritted teeth.
Anger turned his clenched jaws white, and his cheeks burned red as the
audience stared.
Aradia announced, "Pascal won't talk to you, Dorinda. He says you are
a charlatan. You fool these people, but you don't fool him. He says
you don't know how to sing, and you certainly don't know how to heal,
so if you're taking money from these victims, well, he hopes you get
what you deserve. You're a charlatan and a fraud, he says."
"And you, Mother, who do you say that I am?" intoned Dorinda.
Aradia mumbled something incomprehensible.
"I don't understand," sang the princess in a clear, melodic line.
Aradia finally answered in crescendo, "I won't call you a charlatan,
no, not exactly a charlatan. Who am I to understand or judge the
things you do? I don't believe you are entirely evil. But the Bible
says 'beware false prophets.' 'Then you will stand outside knocking
and pleading, "Lord, open the door for us!" But he will reply, "I do
not know you." You will say, "But we ate and drank with you, and you
taught in our streets." And he will reply, "I tell you, I don't know
you..."'"
"Mother, is this who you say that I am?" asked the princess, her voice
beginning to crack with shame.
The crowd scattered as the music stopped. This was a family matter, no
concern of theirs.
Aradia said nothing, but Pascal continued murmuring to his wife.
"Don't let her scare you. There's no such thing as witchcraft and
there's certainly no value in your so-called faith. You drag that book
and cross around as though they'll protect you from the likes of her,
but you don't need to protect yourself from her. She's not a monster:
she's a fraud! A tricky girl with an ok voice who couldn't hack it in
the ivory tower. How she gets all these suckers to pay for concerts,
I'll never know. What's more, I'll never care. Now, get over here,
Aradia. I need your help."
Dorinda sat at the base of the oak tree sobbing louder than the noise
of any excavation going on in front of her. Pascal wiped sweat from
his brow and continued digging. "Aradia!" he yelled. "Now!"
The princess looked up, and Aradia stuffed the giant sock inside
Dorinda's mouth. Then Pascal knocked the princess with his shovel and
together they pushed her inside a shallow grave. They covered her
quickly, leaving her to rot among the roots.
* * *
The magnificent king owned a crystal ball and when he saw what Pascal
and Aradia had done, he fumed, "Enough is enough!" He ordered his
servants to call all worthy knights, but no one answered the call. The
king continued to send his messengers, hoping that one day someone
would choose to accept the quest.
One hundred years passed, and the king's grey beard caressed the
floor. Then one day, a young man flew in on a horse named Bliss. The
horse's wings made her difficult to control, but the knight had spent
years learning to ride with Bliss and he would fly no other way. He
asked to see the king, and the king granted his request.
"What brings you here, my son?" inquired the king.
"Bliss, my Lord. It seems I am always following my Bliss." The
handsome knight stroked his white-winged horse and smiled.
"You know not the reason you are here?" asked the king.
"I certainly have enjoyed the journey," said the knight, shrugging his
armor and grinning sheepishly at the king.
"Well, it is enough to enjoy the journey," laughed the king. "Tell me
your name, my son."
"They call me Sean of the Smiling Eyes, Your Majesty."
"And smiling heart, I'll wager too, riding along on Bliss."
"Ay, My Lord," said Sean. "I cannot complain of the adventure we
live."
"I want you to find a buried treasure," said the king.
"My Lord and Master, I am at your service."
The king told Sean where to find the prize: at the base of a huge oak
in a copse of No Man's Land. He instructed the knight not to dig for
the treasure himself. Patience would be required. According to the
king, a precious jewel would eventually unearth. Then Sean of the
Smiling Eyes would carry fortune home with Bliss.
Of the knight's journey, there is little time to tell. Suffice to say,
he journeyed hard and he journey well, following always the lovely
Bliss. At a giant, two-trunked oak in No Man's Land, the white-winged
horse refused to move. Sean dismounted and let the oak support his
spine while he waited, contemplating roots.re is an entrance fee,
which I will wai-"
***
Dorinda awoke with a sock in her mouth and mud in her hair. She lay
covered in dirt, unable to move. Used to blindness, she remained calm
in the dark, breathing long, slow breaths. What air remained smelled
stale. Dorinda's nostrils flared, each trying to extract one precious
element from soil.
To pass the time, she made a game of it. Breathe in through the right
nostril. Pause. Then out the left. Pause again. In through the left.
Pause. Now out through the right. Pause. Feeling the space between her
breath she imagined oxygen going in and out and in, and her mind grew
very still.
She felt the breath move from the base of her spine to the top of her
head. Inhaling up, up, up to the brain. Exhaling down, down, down to
the root. Up, up, up to the brain, now going down, down, and resting
at the base. With her mind's eye, she traced a ball of light moving up
and down her spine.
Above the grave, it began to rain. Sean of the Smiling Eyes danced to
keep himself awake and warm. Underneath the earth, a drop of water
found its way between Dorinda's eyebrows. She felt it cool and pulling
between her eyes, pulling her mind inside her brain. It was quiet
there, like a glassy pool, and Dorinda hardly breathed at all.
All of a sudden, a thousand white wings lifted from the pool, and the
princess extended her spine through the softened earth. The sock flew
from her mouth like a flock of doves, and a beautiful young Dorinda
opened her eyes and saw. "The kingdom is within!" she sang. She
straddled Bliss with Sean of the Smiling Eyes and together, they rode
home.
When Dorinda met her real Father, they leapt for joy. The king showed
everyone how and why-even at his ripe age-he remained the Lord of the
Dance. Princess Dorinda became the Queen of Song. She married Sean of
the Smiling Eyes, and they lived joyfully ever after in a kingdom
decidedly not of this world.
As for Pascal and Aradia, they grew old and weary. Every night Pascal
hunched over his bag of gold and watched a single coin evaporate
before his eyes. Grasp and scream and pound though he might, Pascal
was powerless to stop his gold from disappearing. One bitter night as
the final coin faded away, Pascal died, clutching an empty sack.
Aradia fared somewhat better. When she realized that his money offered
no security, she stopped listening to Pascal. Eventually, she left No
Man's Land and wandered on her own for forty years. She tried to
accept the things she had done and those she had left undone. Whenever
she heard a bird, she remembered Dorinda singing fortunes in the
woods.
Aradia read her Bible and prayed for deliverance: "Seek and ye shall
find; knock and it shall be opened to you." One day, she found the
narrow path and approached the gate. People call it a pearly gate, but
when someone knocks, the gate becomes a mirror. When Aradia knocked
and looked into the mirror, she screamed! Steeling her heart, she
marched all the way back to No Man's Land.
Terrified of the beauty within.
The Thieve of hearts of Fazzane.
Art Deco
>On Mar 6, 11:41 pm, Phineas T Puddleduck
><phineaspuddled...@googlemail.com> wrote:
>> In article <1173220589.891990.90...@n33g2000cwc.googlegroups.com>,
>>
>> "Warhol" <MolarH_...@Hotmail.com> wrote:
>>
>> > I have understood your Game... you try to steal my Bandwidth...
>>
>> I have understood your game - you're a loony
>>
>> --
>>
>
>"Jesus, I need a tower. I need a tower right now. Please, I need to
>leave this misery behind."
>
>the princess gathered all her deepest, darkest fears-potent tales her
>parents had shared of misery, poverty and ghouls, of those who had
>chosen to follow what they loved and consequently vanished, no longer
>existing in the world! She combined the force of all such fears,
Face-to-face with the truth yet again, fez-head responds with another
round of *screed*.
[snippage]
Warhol
> Warhol <MolarH_...@Hotmail.com> wrote:
> >On Mar 6, 11:41 pm, Phineas T Puddleduck
> ><phineaspuddled...@googlemail.com> wrote:
> >> In article <1173220589.891990.90...@n33g2000cwc.googlegroups.com>,
>
> >> "Warhol" <MolarH_...@Hotmail.com> wrote:
>
> >> > I have understood your Game... you try to steal my Bandwidth...
>
> >> I have understood your game - you're a loony
>
> >> --
>
> >"Jesus, I need a tower. I need a tower right now. Please, I need to
> >leave this misery behind."
>
> >the princess gathered all her deepest, darkest fears-potent tales her
> >parents had shared of misery, poverty and ghouls, of those who had
> >chosen to follow what they loved and consequently vanished, no longer
> >existing in the world! She combined the force of all such fears,
>
> Face-to-face with the truth yet again, fez-head responds with another
> round of *screed*.
>
> [snippage]
>
> --
Das Rezept... What truth? Your truth? My Lion Truth? or the duck's
truth?
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2562022137629277327&q=
Phineas T Puddleduck
"Warhol" <mol...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
> Das Rezept... What truth? Your truth? My Lion Truth? or the duck's
> truth?
You're a saucerhead. You're allergic to truth.
Saul Levy
Hint: It means you ARE insane!
Saul Levy