Honey, I Shrunk the Solar System
baa...@earthlink.net
Honey, I Shrunk the Solar System
August 24, 2006
Media contact: Jane Platt/JPL
(818) 354-0880
If you woke up Thursday morning and sensed something was different
about
the world around you, you're absolutely right. Pluto is no longer a
planet.
The International Astronomical Union, wrapping up its meeting in
Prague,
Czech Republic, has resolved one of the most hotly-debated topics in
the
cosmos by approving a specific definition that gives our solar system
eight planets, instead of the nine most of us grew up memorizing.
NASA has already visited all eight planets that retain their official
title: Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus and
Neptune.
In addition, the agency has its New Horizons spacecraft en route to
Pluto, which the astronomical union has designated as the prototype for
a new class of celestial objects, to be called "dwarf planets."
"NASA will, of course, use the new guidelines established by the
International Astronomical Union," said Dr. Paul Hertz, Chief Scientist
for the Science Mission Directorate at NASA Headquarters. "We will
continue pursuing exploration of the most scientifically interesting
objects in the solar system, regardless of how they are categorized."
Ceres, which orbits in a belt between Mars and Jupiter and is the
largest known asteroid, is one of those interesting objects. In 2007,
NASA will launch the Dawn spacecraft on a mission to study Ceres, which
the astronomers have placed in the dwarf planet category, alongside
Pluto. The dwarf planet family also includes 2003 UB313, nicknamed
"Xena." When Dr. Mike Brown of Caltech and his colleagues announced
last
summer that they'd discovered the object, which is bigger and farther
away than Pluto, many astronomers decided it was time to figure out
once
and for all, "What exactly is a planet, anyway?"
Here's how it all shakes out. The International Astronomical Union has
decided that, to be called a planet, an object must have three traits.
It must orbit the sun, be massive enough that its own gravity pulls it
into a nearly round shape, and be dominant enough to clear away objects
in its neighborhood.
To be admitted to the dwarf planet category, an object must have only
two of those traits -- it must orbit the sun and have a nearly round
shape. And no, moons don't count as dwarf planets. In addition to
Pluto,
Ceres and 2003 UB313, the astronomical union has a dozen potential
"dwarf planets" on its watchlist.
What's to become of the other objects in our solar system neighborhood,
the ones that are not planets, not dwarf planets and not moons? The
organization has decided that most asteroids, comets and other small
objects will be called "small solar-system bodies."
Despite the establishment of these three distinct categories, there are
bound to be gray areas. As technologies improve and more objects are
found, the International Astronomical Union will set up a process to
decide which of the three categories are most appropriate for specific
objects.
Even before the discovery of Xena, not all was calm in the planetary
world. There was debate after Clyde Tombaugh discovered Pluto in 1930.
With its small size, distant location and odd orbit, some questioned
whether Pluto was really a planet or just an icy remnant of the
planet-forming process.
That issue has been resolved by the International Astronomical Union.
Among those most keenly following the debate -- Mike Brown, who has
been
awaiting word on Pluto and the object he found, Xena.
"I'm of course disappointed that Xena will not be the tenth planet, but
I definitely support the IAU in this difficult and courageous
decision,"
said Brown. "It is scientifically the right thing to do, and is a great
step forward in astronomy."
Although the revamping of our solar system might seem unsettling, it's
really nothing new. In fact, when Ceres was first discovered in 1801,
it
was called a planet, as were several similar objects found later. But
when the count kept on growing, astronomers decided "enough is enough,"
and they demoted Ceres and its siblings, placing them in a new
category,
called asteroids.
The International Astronomical Union has been naming planets and moons
since its founding in 1919. For more information, visit the
International Astronomical Union home page at www.iau.org
or www.iau2006.org .
Double-A
baa...@earthlink.net wrote:
> http://www.nasa.gov/vision/universe/solarsystem/planetsf-20060824.html
>
> Honey, I Shrunk the Solar System
> August 24, 2006
>
> Media contact: Jane Platt/JPL
> (818) 354-0880
>
> If you woke up Thursday morning and sensed something was different
> about
> the world around you, you're absolutely right. Pluto is no longer a
> planet.
If they want Pluto to get more respect, they should change its name to
the Greek equivalent, Hades!
> The International Astronomical Union, wrapping up its meeting in
> Prague,
> Czech Republic, has resolved one of the most hotly-debated topics in
> the
> cosmos by approving a specific definition that gives our solar system
> eight planets, instead of the nine most of us grew up memorizing.
Yeah, I'll bet they'll be wrapping up and getting out of town as
quickly as possible!
Shouldn't there be seven dwarfs?
> What's to become of the other objects in our solar system neighborhood,
> the ones that are not planets, not dwarf planets and not moons? The
> organization has decided that most asteroids, comets and other small
> objects will be called "small solar-system bodies."
Gee, that's original.
> Despite the establishment of these three distinct categories, there are
> bound to be gray areas. As technologies improve and more objects are
> found, the International Astronomical Union will set up a process to
> decide which of the three categories are most appropriate for specific
> objects.
>
> Even before the discovery of Xena, not all was calm in the planetary
> world. There was debate after Clyde Tombaugh discovered Pluto in 1930.
> With its small size, distant location and odd orbit, some questioned
> whether Pluto was really a planet or just an icy remnant of the
> planet-forming process.
>
> That issue has been resolved by the International Astronomical Union.
> Among those most keenly following the debate -- Mike Brown, who has
> been
> awaiting word on Pluto and the object he found, Xena.
>
> "I'm of course disappointed that Xena will not be the tenth planet,
O Xena, how brief was your reign as the 10th planet!
> but
> I definitely support the IAU in this difficult and courageous
> decision,"
> said Brown. "It is scientifically the right thing to do, and is a great
> step forward in astronomy."
>
> Although the revamping of our solar system might seem unsettling, it's
> really nothing new. In fact, when Ceres was first discovered in 1801,
> it
> was called a planet, as were several similar objects found later. But
> when the count kept on growing, astronomers decided "enough is enough,"
> and they demoted Ceres and its siblings, placing them in a new
> category,
> called asteroids.
Someday Ceres's planethood will be restored. The Ceresians will be
sure of that!
>
> The International Astronomical Union has been naming planets and moons
> since its founding in 1919. For more information, visit the
> International Astronomical Union home page at www.iau.org
> or www.iau2006.org .
Double-A
tapw...@roomtemperature.deg
putting this tempest back into its teapot. I do have one question for the
IAU. Will this be on the test?
"Double-A" <doub...@hush.ai> wrote in message
news:1156458705.8...@b28g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
nightbat
Double-A wrote:
nightbat
And what about the Star Seans don't they have something to add
to this, oh the humanity! We can't upset the Ceresians and Galactic
Federation or we'll never hear the last of it. Those darn auk coffee
boys see what they have done goofed up everything. Mercy, mercy mercy!
come on calling new planets turds stop it! We must remain net
alt.astronomy Officer Team professionals and let's call the new space
bodies after the clueless coffee boy wanderers they are.
carry on,
the nightbat
Double-A
Maybe the Seans have been hanging out on Ceres. It's a nice
inconspicuous place to lay low, waiting for troubles on Earth to simmer
down. No prying space probes in the vicinity (until next year). A
nice way station between the inner planets and the outer solar system.
Seans may be rubbing elboes with Greys in the interplanetary atmosphere
of the spaceport lounge.
Yeah, we can name the distant space dwarfs after coffee bois, and then
perhaps buy them one-way tickets to go visit them! Hopefully there
won't be Internet service out there for a few thousand years.
Double-A
T.M. Sommers
>
> Here's how it all shakes out. The International Astronomical Union has
> decided that, to be called a planet, an object must have three traits.
> It must orbit the sun, be massive enough that its own gravity pulls it
> into a nearly round shape, and be dominant enough to clear away objects
> in its neighborhood.
So eventually, when the Moon moves far enough away, Earth will
cease to be a planet.
--
Thomas M. Sommers -- t...@nj.net -- AB2SB
Justice...@aol.com
Planetary status has been stripped from Pluto.
This is a disrespectful way to treat our friend in distant space.
Earth and Pluto have long coexisted in peace and harmony, and to
declare our fellow solar body a "Dwarf Planet" is unacceptable and
undignified.
Tell the International Astronomical Union (IAU) that you demand Justice
For Pluto.
Double-A
Old planets never die,
They just get reclassified by the IAU.
At least they could have called it a "dimensionally challenged" planet!
Double-A
nightbat
Double-A wrote:
> Commander Double-A
> Maybe the Seans have been hanging out on Ceres. It's a nice
> inconspicuous place to lay low, waiting for troubles on Earth to simmer
> down. No prying space probes in the vicinity (until next year). A
> nice way station between the inner planets and the outer solar system.
> Seans may be rubbing elboes with Greys in the interplanetary atmosphere
> of the spaceport lounge.
>
> Yeah, we can name the distant space dwarfs after coffee bois, and then
> perhaps buy them one-way tickets to go visit them! Hopefully there
> won't be Internet service out there for a few thousand years.
>
> Double-A
>
nightbat
That would be logical Commander for such an advanced race to
remain positioned relatively safely away from piercing radio Earth eyes.
Bones did indicate that they were close but hidden away from our
capability of finding them right now. The Seans have also indicated they
do not like the Greys interplanetary poaching activities and are duty
sworn to capture them on sight. Only Officer Greysky right now can
breach their comm silent cloaking with his faster then light super
sensitive buffers and anti jamming low quantum frequency modulations.
And sure why should the coffee bois be so lucky and be left out of the
fun of the naming of wandering space bodies, they earned it with their
random no substance iterations. Then future school children generations
can laugh at the apparent senseless naming of each far out space body
just like the auk boys do now. Remember we here in alt.astronomy give
credit where credit is due.
carry on,
the nightbat
nightbat
Charles.Bohne wrote:
> On 24 Aug 2006 22:44:25 -0700, "Double-A" <doub...@hush.ai> wrote:
>
>
>>Old planets never die,
>
>
> Yes, Double-A, it is still there .. saw it last night :-)
>
>
>>They just get reclassified by the IAU.
>>
>
> They can't take that away from us :->
>
>
>>At least they could have called it a "dimensionally challenged" planet!
>
>
> You mean a "DCP"? Well, the Jovians and Saturnians declassified Earth
> long, long time ago :->
>
> C.
nightbat
My, my, my, why wasn't the Captain informed of this number one,
it's getting preposterous with all this name changing going on! The IAU
must have been infiltrated by Grey influenced auk coffee boys disguised
as astronomer wannabes since they try to pass themselves off as us
anyway. This tom foolery must stop, we can't have planets being named
turds, please the Uranus jokes were enough.
as you were,
the nightbat
Double-A
Charles.Bohne wrote:
> On 24 Aug 2006 22:44:25 -0700, "Double-A" <doub...@hush.ai> wrote:
>
> >Old planets never die,
>
> Yes, Double-A, it is still there .. saw it last night :-)
>
> >
>
>
>
> long, long time ago :->
>
> C.
There is a lot of truth in that. There are really only four "major"
planets in this solar system, and Earth is not one of them.
Double-A
Double-A
But I thought Ceres might be sort of a neutrality twilight zone like
WWII time Switzerland, where sworn enemies had their offices on the
same street and would bump into each other in all the establishments.
Double-A
Double-A
I don't know, nightbat. I read that out of 2500 delegates, only 300
voted on the proposal to demote Pluto! Where were all the others?
Being detained by those dastardly Greys?
Double-A
nightbat
Double-A wrote:
> Commander Double-A
> But I thought Ceres might be sort of a neutrality twilight zone like
> WWII time Switzerland, where sworn enemies had their offices on the
> same street and would bump into each other in all the establishments.
>
> Double-A
nightbat
No such luck Commander those were the good old days when
soldiers honored neutral spaces now it's all kill or capture on sight.
The enemy within has to be rooted out and apparently the Seans are
trying their best.
nightbat
Double-A wrote:
> nightbat wrote:
>
>>nightbat wrote
>>
>>Charles.Bohne wrote:
>>
>>
>>>On 24 Aug 2006 22:44:25 -0700, "Double-A" <doub...@hush.ai> wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>>Old planets never die,
>>>
>>>
>>>Yes, Double-A, it is still there .. saw it last night :-)
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>>They just get reclassified by the IAU.
>>>>
>>>
>>>They can't take that away from us :->
>>>
>>>
>>>>At least they could have called it a "dimensionally challenged" planet!
>>>
>>>
>>>You mean a "DCP"? Well, the Jovians and Saturnians declassified Earth
>>>long, long time ago :->
>>>
>>>C.
>>
>>nightbat
>>
>> My, my, my, why wasn't the Captain informed of this number one,
>>it's getting preposterous with all this name changing going on! The IAU
>>must have been infiltrated by Grey influenced auk coffee boys disguised
>>as astronomer wannabes since they try to pass themselves off as us
>>anyway. This tom foolery must stop, we can't have planets being named
>>turds, please the Uranus jokes were enough.
>>
>> as you were,
>> the nightbat
> Commander Double-A
> I don't know, nightbat. I read that out of 2500 delegates, only 300
> voted on the proposal to demote Pluto! Where were all the others?
> Being detained by those dastardly Greys?
>
> Double-A
>
nightbat
Most likely being served tainted coffee Commander that put most
of them to sleep no doubt, oh the humanity! The 300 that voted most
likely were the ones disguised as astronomers but in reality were coffee
boys themselves for who in their right mind would demote our Pluto, oh
mercy! And then recommending calling the new planets turds come on it
smacks of coffee boy shenanigans all the way. Goofiness and silliness
gone amuck for sure. Let's hope the rest of the delegates wake up before
the entire solar system is renamed satellite turd moons of the Sun.
carry on,
the nightbat
honestjohn
OHJ
Art Deco
Lame.
>>
>> carry on,
>> the nightbat
>
>
>Maybe the Seans have been hanging out on Ceres. It's a nice
>inconspicuous place to lay low, waiting for troubles on Earth to simmer
>down. No prying space probes in the vicinity (until next year). A
>nice way station between the inner planets and the outer solar system.
>Seans may be rubbing elboes with Greys in the interplanetary atmosphere
>of the spaceport lounge.
>
>Yeah, we can name the distant space dwarfs after coffee bois, and then
>perhaps buy them one-way tickets to go visit them! Hopefully there
>won't be Internet service out there for a few thousand years.
And lamer.
Translation: "WHAAAAAAAAAAA! MOMMY!"
>
>Double-A
>
--
COOSN-266-06-39716
Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler
Official Overseer of Kooks and Saucerheads in alt.astronomy
Official "Usenet psychopath and born-again LLPOF minion",
as designated by Brad Guth
"Who is "David Tholen", Daedalus? Still suffering from
attribution problems?"
-- Dr. David Tholen
Art Deco
>On 24 Aug 2006 22:44:25 -0700, "Double-A" <doub...@hush.ai> wrote:
>
>>Old planets never die,
>
>Yes, Double-A, it is still there .. saw it last night :-)
A highly dubious claim.
>
>>They just get reclassified by the IAU.
>>
>They can't take that away from us :->
Who is "us"?
>
>
>>At least they could have called it a "dimensionally challenged" planet!
>
>You mean a "DCP"? Well, the Jovians and Saturnians declassified Earth
>long, long time ago :->
Nothing about the "Pleiadians" this time, did they go back to their war
against the "Seans"?
>
>C.
Art Deco
Art Deco
>On 25 Aug 2006 02:53:28 -0700, "Double-A" <doub...@hush.ai> wrote:
>
>>There is a lot of truth in that. There are really only four "major"
>>planets in this solar system, and Earth is not one of them.
>
>I don't even dare to tell you what the Betelgeuseians think of
>our little sun ...
I'm sure you could dream up something suitably lame, Chu*k.
>
>C.
Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition
and didst finally confess, after taking Muche Tea:
Y'know, it's comments like that which make me think you're taking the piss
out of batty.
>>> >>The International Astronomical Union has been naming planets and
>>> >>moons since its founding in 1919. For more information, visit the
>>> >>International Astronomical Union home page at www.iau.org or
>>> >>www.iau2006.org .
>>>
>>> nightbat
>>>
>>> And what about the Star Seans don't they have something to add
>>> to this, oh the humanity! We can't upset the Ceresians and Galactic
>>> Federation or we'll never hear the last of it. Those darn auk coffee
>>> boys see what they have done goofed up everything. Mercy, mercy mercy!
>>> come on calling new planets turds stop it! We must remain net
>>> alt.astronomy Officer Team professionals and let's call the new space
>>> bodies after the clueless coffee boy wanderers they are.
>
> Lame.
>
>>> carry on,
>>> the nightbat
>>
>>
>>Maybe the Seans have been hanging out on Ceres. It's a nice
>>inconspicuous place to lay low, waiting for troubles on Earth to simmer
>>down. No prying space probes in the vicinity (until next year). A nice
>>way station between the inner planets and the outer solar system. Seans
>>may be rubbing elboes with Greys in the interplanetary atmosphere of the
>>spaceport lounge.
>>
>>Yeah, we can name the distant space dwarfs after coffee bois, and then
>>perhaps buy them one-way tickets to go visit them! Hopefully there won't
>>be Internet service out there for a few thousand years.
>
> And lamer.
>
> Translation: "WHAAAAAAAAAAA! MOMMY!"
Indeed.
--
________________________________________________________________________
Hail Eris!
Demon Prince of Absurdity
Looney Maroon nominee for August 2006 Johnny D Wentzky foamed:
"You never asked someone who goes into areas of the internet that are
only for adults who has an underage id somehow or another if they are a
cop posing as an underage person online?
I guess lots of people just don't watch dateline or read stories much.
Why don;t you go to pervertedjustice,com and see what they do. They are
awash in their self-proclaimed glory after they lied to membners of the
public.
They are awash in their self-proclaimed glory after they posed as an
underage person and agreed to do all sorts of sex acts wioth adult
males, and they are adults posing as teenager themselves. They make
themsleves into liars by falsely impersonating underage persons and by
not fuilfilling the words they tell the victims online in their chats.
Why don't you read it where they tell these victims of their deceit
about how they have been with grown men and such? Why don't you read it
where they say, "That would be cool." after someone makes an advance
towards an adult who is posing as a teenager? And, where they agree to
meet the person, etc.
Lost control, didn't you?
Is that why you feel as if you need to lie so much now? I see where lots
of these false impersonation games are not sticking. They feel as if
they can lie and then order the victims to get counseling in the
gayblade, governmental, pro-choice tax leech counseling centers. They
are doing nothing more than usury and fraud in many cases." -- Wentzky
almost comes out of the closet as a pedo/ephebophile in MID:
<H%%Eg.28916$Uq1....@bignews6.bellsouth.net>
mike flugennock
What's worrying me is the shock waves rippling through the
non-astronomical communities.
Does this mean that Syd Barrett can no longer be considered a "real"
member of Pink Floyd because he -- so to speak -- traveled in a distant,
misaligned orbit?
--
.
"Though I could not caution all, I yet may warn a few:
Don't lend your hand to raise no flag atop no ship of fools!"
--grateful dead.
_______________________________________________________________
Mike Flugennock, flugennock at sinkers dot org
"Mikey'zine": dubya dubya dubya dot sinkers dot org
honestjohn
"Charles.Bohne" <m...@PasoSchweiz.de> wrote in message
news:fp3ue2tn9r6r7jk7m...@pasoschweiz.de...
> >planets in this solar system, and Earth is not one of them.
>
> our little sun ...
>
Oh, Chuck. I forgot to tell you that your old buddy Colorado Carl
bailed-out of jail.
HJ
honestjohn
"Charles.Bohne" <m...@PasoSchweiz.de> wrote in message
> On Fri, 25 Aug 2006 16:56:00 -0500, "honestjohn"
> <hones...@centurytel.net> wrote:
>
> >Oh, Chuck. I forgot to tell you that your old buddy Colorado Carl
> >bailed-out of jail.
> >
> >HJ
>
> http://www.gatago.com/alt/astronomy/23212518.html
>
> C.
Glad you appreciate fine humor.
>
> Saw hin picture: http://www.seite42.de/mm26-76.jpg
He's lost some weight hiding in that cave. The local Sheriff has updated
photos since his arrest.
OHJ
Art Deco
>On Fri, 25 Aug 2006 16:56:00 -0500, "honestjohn"
><hones...@centurytel.net> wrote:
>
>>Oh, Chuck. I forgot to tell you that your old buddy Colorado Carl
>>bailed-out of jail.
>>
>>HJ
>
>I read your news :-)
>http://www.gatago.com/alt/astronomy/23212518.html
>
>C.
>
>Saw hin picture: http://www.seite42.de/mm26-76.jpg
And another fine mutual k0okslurp, Chu*k. So fine, in fact, that I'll
nominate you and clockbrain for the Ministry of Circle Jerks.
Any seconds?
honestjohn
"Art Deco" <er...@netcabal.com> wrote in message
news:260820060953363031%er...@netcabal.com...
> Charles.Bohne <m...@PasoSchweiz.de> wrote:
>
> >On Fri, 25 Aug 2006 16:56:00 -0500, "honestjohn"
> ><hones...@centurytel.net> wrote:
> >
> >>Oh, Chuck. I forgot to tell you that your old buddy Colorado Carl
> >>bailed-out of jail.
> >>
> >>HJ
> >
> >I read your news :-)
> >http://www.gatago.com/alt/astronomy/23212518.html
> >
> >C.
> >
> >Saw hin picture: http://www.seite42.de/mm26-76.jpg
>
> And another fine mutual k0okslurp, Chu*k. So fine, in fact, that I'll
> nominate you and clockbrain for the Ministry of Circle Jerks.
>
"Circle jerk" merit badge, Hoover?
OJ & Rastus
nightbat
Art Deco wrote:
> Charles.Bohne <m...@PasoSchweiz.de> wrote:
>
>
>>On Fri, 25 Aug 2006 16:56:00 -0500, "honestjohn"
>><hones...@centurytel.net> wrote:
>>
>>
>>>Oh, Chuck. I forgot to tell you that your old buddy Colorado Carl
>>>bailed-out of jail.
>>>
>>>HJ
>>
>>I read your news :-)
>>http://www.gatago.com/alt/astronomy/23212518.html
>>
>>C.
>>
>>Saw hin picture: http://www.seite42.de/mm26-76.jpg
>
> Bart Devo
> And another fine mutual k0okslurp, Chu*k. So fine, in fact, that I'll
> nominate you and clockbrain for the Ministry of Circle Jerks.
>
> Any seconds?
>
nightbat
Denied coffee boy for no voting is permitted during an
officially declared profound Earth Science Team Officer planet huge
forming hurricane emergency. Even Pluto planetary status is now being
placed on hold get a clue mocking birdie. And one more thing get your
Officer RL regulation turd hat on, you're out of uniform and a disgrace,
sheeeeeeese!
carry on,
the nightbat
Art Deco
Art Deco
>On Sat, 26 Aug 2006 10:59:19 -0600, Art Deco <er...@netcabal.com>
>wrote:
>
>>Very well, I'll expand the nomination to include frootbatty.
>
>Get a life Fart, you aren't funny any more.
>C.
I see that you are still comfortable with Outhouse John's racial
bigotry, Chu*k.
Art Deco
>On Sat, 26 Aug 2006 10:36:44 -0500, "honestjohn"
><hones...@centurytel.net> wrote:
>
>>He's lost some weight hiding in that cave. The local Sheriff has updated
>>photos since his arrest.
>>
>>OHJ
>
>Could you put me through to that department? .-9
>C.
Where would the saucerheads be if they didn't have their delusions to
grovel in?
honestjohn
> Charles.Bohne <m...@PasoSchweiz.de> wrote:
>
> >On Sat, 26 Aug 2006 10:59:19 -0600, Art Deco <er...@netcabal.com>
> >wrote:
> >
> >>Very well, I'll expand the nomination to include frootbatty.
> >
> >Get a life Fart, you aren't funny any more.
> >C.
>
> I see that you are still comfortable with Outhouse John's racial
> bigotry, Chu*k.
>
grovel in?
OJ & Rastus
Pinku-Sensei
er...@netcabal.com:
<Kookslurping between Charles "Beanbrain" Bohne and (Dis)Honest
"Clockbrain" John deleted>
> And another fine mutual k0okslurp, Chu*k. So fine, in fact, that I'll
> nominate you and clockbrain for the Ministry of Circle Jerks.
And Nightbat, too, as per your amendment of this most worthy nomination.
> Any seconds?
Now I'm glad I didn't nominate the "Parking Lot Brawlers of RAMD" (George
"Fluty" Maloney, Gary Duguay, Big Rich Soprano, and Jeff Ream, among
others) for the Ministry of Circle Jerks for their threats of RL violence
and slurping by others of those making the threads and merely accepted the
UV points instead. That nomination wouldn't have had a chance of winning
against the crypto-Neonazis of soc.religion.astatru--none of those involved
on RAMD has an award, and only one has any nominations. This nomination,
however, does have a chance of unseating the people with the horned
Wehrmacht helmets, as there are a total of 20 AUK kook awards among the
three nominees. Therefore, I heartily second the nomination.
[comp.os.os2.advocacy deleted, as 1) this thread no longer has anything to
do with Tholen and 2) I wager 10 quatloos that cooa will be removed within
2 years. Also, rec.arts.marching.drumcorps and alt.religion.astru added,
the former so that the litsed people can see that they /didn't/ get
nominated--/this/ month--and the latter so that the incumbents for the MoCJ
might see that they're up for reelection and might just lose.]
--
Pinku-Sensei
The "Mr. Personality" of AUK
honestjohn
"Art Deco" <er...@netcabal.com> wrote in message
news:260820061248071264%er...@netcabal.com...
> Charles.Bohne <m...@PasoSchweiz.de> wrote:
>
> >On Sat, 26 Aug 2006 10:36:44 -0500, "honestjohn"
> ><hones...@centurytel.net> wrote:
> >
> >>He's lost some weight hiding in that cave. The local Sheriff has
updated
> >>photos since his arrest.
> >>
> >>OHJ
> >
> >Could you put me through to that department? .-9
> >C.
>
> Where would the saucerheads be if they didn't have their delusions to
> grovel in?
>
AUK regulars.
Who are AUK regulars, you ask.
tdp1001 tells us:
"As the AUK regulars are very sick people,
this group may serve a useful purpose
by keeping them from doing more irrational anti-social
things like gunning down their schoolmates,
bushwhacking strangers, molesting young girls,
writing graffiti on public property, etc."
C.H.J.
honestjohn
"Pinku-Sensei" <pinku-...@netcabal.com> wrote in message
news:Xns982BCDA9BEA86pi...@204.153.244.170...
"As the AUK regulars are very sick people,
this group may serve a useful purpose
by keeping them from doing more irrational anti-social
things like gunning down their schoolmates,
bushwhacking strangers, molesting young girls,
writing graffiti on public property, etc."
-tdp1001
Art Deco
>Art Deco <er...@netcabal.com> wrote in news:260820060953363031%
>er...@netcabal.com:
>
><Kookslurping between Charles "Beanbrain" Bohne and (Dis)Honest
>"Clockbrain" John deleted>
>
>> And another fine mutual k0okslurp, Chu*k. So fine, in fact, that I'll
>> nominate you and clockbrain for the Ministry of Circle Jerks.
>
>And Nightbat, too, as per your amendment of this most worthy nomination.
>
>> Any seconds?
>
>Now I'm glad I didn't nominate the "Parking Lot Brawlers of RAMD" (George
>"Fluty" Maloney, Gary Duguay, Big Rich Soprano, and Jeff Ream, among
>others) for the Ministry of Circle Jerks for their threats of RL violence
>and slurping by others of those making the threads and merely accepted the
>UV points instead. That nomination wouldn't have had a chance of winning
>against the crypto-Neonazis of soc.religion.astatru--none of those involved
>on RAMD has an award, and only one has any nominations. This nomination,
>however, does have a chance of unseating the people with the horned
>Wehrmacht helmets, as there are a total of 20 AUK kook awards among the
>three nominees. Therefore, I heartily second the nomination.
Thanks.
>
>[comp.os.os2.advocacy deleted, as 1) this thread no longer has anything to
>do with Tholen and 2) I wager 10 quatloos that cooa will be removed within
>2 years.
Heh, what will Tholen do then?
>Also, rec.arts.marching.drumcorps and alt.religion.astru added,
>the former so that the litsed people can see that they /didn't/ get
>nominated--/this/ month--and the latter so that the incumbents for the MoCJ
>might see that they're up for reelection and might just lose.]
The mighty assatru warriors have been quiet lately.
The God of Odd Statements
True, haven't seen 'em much since Teh Chairman kicked them all into
unconsciousness -- and I only caught the tail end of that, to boot.
--
________________________________________________________________________
Hail Eris! mhm 29x21; TM#5
Demon Lord of Confusion
Supreme High Overlord of rec.radio.*
July 2006 Looney Maroon Nomination:
http://www.lunarplanner.com/HolyCross.html#Timing
Vote Chuck Lysaght for Tar & Feathers!
Also: Tom Potter for the Sidaway
Ballot coming Sept 1st!
The Demon Prince of Absurdity
screamed:
> "Art Deco" wrote...
>> Charles.Bohne wrote:
>> >On Sat, 26 Aug 2006 10:59:19 -0600, Art Deco wrote:
>> >
>> >>Very well, I'll expand the nomination to include frootbatty.
>> >
>> >Get a life Fart, you aren't funny any more. C.
>>
>> I see that you are still comfortable with Outhouse John's racial
>> bigotry, Chu*k.
>
> Where would the Colorado Carl Clan be if they didn't have their delusions
> to grovel in?
Would be attempting to imply that you *aren't* a racist?
--
________________________________________________________________________
Hail Eris! TM#5
Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition
No one expects the Fannish Inquisition!
Vote rec.radio.amateur.policy for Busted Urinal in August 2006!
Also vote Cletis Perkins for:
Bolo Bullis Foam Duck
Unabomber Surprise
Goofy @zzed Babboon
Joseph Bartlo "Pathetic Anal Pineapple" Award
The God of Odd Statements
oddly state:
> On Sat, 26 Aug 2006 16:04:30 -0500, honestjohn did the cha-cha, and
> screamed:
>> "Art Deco" wrote...
>>> Charles.Bohne wrote:
>>> >On Sat, 26 Aug 2006 10:59:19 -0600, Art Deco wrote:
>>> >
>>> >>Very well, I'll expand the nomination to include frootbatty.
>>> >
>>> >Get a life Fart, you aren't funny any more. C.
>>>
>>> I see that you are still comfortable with Outhouse John's racial
>>> bigotry, Chu*k.
>>
>> Where would the Colorado Carl Clan be if they didn't have their
>> delusions to grovel in?
>
Grrrr.
--
________________________________________________________________________
Hail Eris! mhm 29x21; TM#5
Demon Lord of Confusion
Supreme High Overlord of rec.radio.*
July 2006 Looney Maroon Nomination:
http://www.lunarplanner.com/HolyCross.html#Timing
Vote Chuck Lysaght for Tar & Feathers!
Also: Tom Potter for the Sidaway
Tommy "Jinn-Soaked" Bishop for The Office of Darth Bawl
Ballot coming Sept 1st!
an old freind
The God of Odd Statements wrote:
kooks on parade
honestjohn
"The God of Odd Statements" <godo...@statements.likeyours> wrote in message
news:pan.2006.08.27....@statements.likeyours...
> On Sun, 27 Aug 2006 07:12:57 +0000, The Demon Prince of Absurdity did most
> oddly state:
> > On Sat, 26 Aug 2006 16:04:30 -0500, honestjohn did the cha-cha, and
> > screamed:
> >> "Art Deco" wrote...
> >>> Charles.Bohne wrote:
> >>> >On Sat, 26 Aug 2006 10:59:19 -0600, Art Deco wrote:
> >>> >
> >>> >>Very well, I'll expand the nomination to include frootbatty.
> >>> >
> >>> >Get a life Fart, you aren't funny any more. C.
> >>>
> >>> I see that you are still comfortable with Outhouse John's racial
> >>> bigotry, Chu*k.
> >>
> >> Where would the Colorado Carl Clan be if they didn't have their
> >> delusions to grovel in?
> >
> > Would [you] be attempting to imply that you *aren't* a racist?
>
> Grrrr.
>
- Warhol Von Saali
Art Deco
>On Sat, 26 Aug 2006 19:50:38 -0500, "honestjohn"
><hones...@centurytel.net> wrote:
>
>>> Where would the saucerheads be if they didn't have their delusions to
>>> grovel in?
>>>
>>We would just be posting to each other without the childish interference of
>>AUK regulars.
>>
>Oh yes .. would be heaven :-)
Poor baby, you are so oppressed.
>
>>Who are AUK regulars, you ask.
>>
>>tdp1001 tells us:
>>
>>"As the AUK regulars are very sick people,
>>this group may serve a useful purpose
>>by keeping them from doing more irrational anti-social
>>things like gunning down their schoolmates,
>>bushwhacking strangers, molesting young girls,
>>writing graffiti on public property, etc."
>>
>I see, we are doing a service to society by hosting these
>disturbed minds in our NGs, giving them a platform for their
>criminal urges..
Care to show your title deed to "your" newsgroup, Chu*k?
>
>C.
>
>>C.H.J.
>>
Since it seems to be quote time now, Chu*k:
-=-
"Well, orientals moved to the U.S. and did amazingly well on
their own, and the races are related (brown)."
-- "Honest" John
-=-
"Get a rope! Say did you see on the National news about a
'Cross burning' in Arkansas? The black guy was scared
shitless."
-- "Honest" John
-=-
"We don't live on "islands". The name of my home-world is Manda."
-- Charles D. Bohne
-=-
"I really don't care too much for humans"
"Just think of all the fun watching them from above while they
dance their kooker-step on their burning planet ..."
-- Charles D. Bohne
-=-
"It's less a process of "convertion" it's about the reality of matter
and
energy (all 8 [!] kinds of matter) ... and yes, that's how "they do it".
We {aliens} call it phase-tuning or simply phase-ing.
And no, you will have to find it out all by yourself. And yes, we
{aliens} will make sure your technical advancement will no longer be
faster than your spiritual one ... we'd rather let you perish on this
planet. That's a promise, you monkey-fu*kers.
HTH.
C."
-- Charles D. Bohne
-=-
"And YES YOU ARE BIGOTS and IGNORANTS... and we don't
want to have you and your kind on this planet after 2012. So start
to kill yourselves, we will clean the mess after you are gone."
-- Charles D. Bohne
-=-
"Easy: I am a telepathic being and my empathic make up doesn't allow
for ignoring the global suffering."
-- Charles D. Bohne
-=-
"I think "last time" I was one of the best Pleiadian space pilots
that they ever had"
-- Charles D. Bohne
-=-
"Theoretically you are right,
but in real FTL-travel thatæ„€ no problem at all...
1) it takes "some time" to go hyperspeed
2) you spend some time at your destination
3) if you go a long way it doesn't even matter what time
it is at home
4) unless your mission is about "timetravel" you usually
set your returnpoint-coordinates in space and time
according to your own line in time.
5) of course abusing this technology might be a very dangerous
thing .. that's why "we" don't share it with homo sapiens."
-- Charles D. Bohne
-=-
"There is no longer a "secret". The <"holy"> stuff is in my genes; in MY
bloodline. Each of us <of the holy family> is a "grail" .. a keeper of
that blood."
"And no - it's not about antigravity, antimatter and the like - you
completely mised the point. WE are the REPLICATORS.
C."
-- Charles D. Bohne
-=-
Bookman
wrote:
>On 27 Aug 2006 00:13:01 GMT, "Pinku-Sensei"
><pinku-...@netcabal.com> wrote:
>
>>Pinku-Sensei
>>The "Mr. Personality" of AUK
>
>Shut up!
You first, Mr. fake alien.
>Pink-Asshole!
Look out, folks! Chuckweasel's horny, and frustrated because he's got
no anuses to rape, so he's seeing them everywhere!
ESL!
--
Bookman -The Official Overseer of Kooks and Trolls in AFA-B
Kazoo Konspirator #668 (The Neighbor of the Beast)
Clue-Bat Wrangler
Keeper of the Nickname Lists
Despotic Kookologist of the New World Order
Hammer of Thor award, October 2005
COOSN-266-06-89425
"I'd love to kill you in a ring" - Bartmo gets all touchy-feely
"****SPV....... So yes I am an idiot."
"ASK THE NWS, YOUR TAX DOLLAR GOES TO THEM NOT TO DR.TURI."
- Mr. Turi explains how to accurately predict hurricanes
Bookman is yet another Usenet fignuten, meaning naysayer and/or
rusemaster of their incest cloned Third Reich. In other words, you're
communicating with an intellectual if not a biological clone of
Hitler.
- Brad Guth tries to wax "scientific", but invokes Godwin, instead.
WWFSMD?
Art Deco
>On Sun, 27 Aug 2006 22:26:04 +0200, Charles.Bohne <m...@PasoSchweiz.de>
>wrote:
>
>>On 27 Aug 2006 00:13:01 GMT, "Pinku-Sensei"
>><pinku-...@netcabal.com> wrote:
>>
>>>Pinku-Sensei
>>>The "Mr. Personality" of AUK
>>
>>Shut up!
>
>You first, Mr. fake alien.
>
>>Pink-Asshole!
>Look out, folks! Chuckweasel's horny, and frustrated because he's got
>no anuses to rape, so he's seeing them everywhere!
And he has a brand-new kook award nomination to whine about.
Pinku-Sensei
news:usv3f2pj0sgn3vplb...@pasoschweiz.de:
> On 27 Aug 2006 00:13:01 GMT, "Pinku-Sensei"
> <pinku-...@netcabal.com> wrote:
>
>>Pinku-Sensei
>>The "Mr. Personality" of AUK
>
> Shut up! Pink-Asshole!
Ficken Sie sich.
Yrg'f frr vs zl ehfgl Trezna fxvyym naq Onorysvfu pna xrrc hc jvgu gur
zrygqbja gung rafhrf.
honestjohn
Hoover?
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.tasteless.jokes/msg/40ac1d8782bf5ce0
J.Edgar Hoover a.k.a. Art Deco
Good luck in the City Park tonight, Hoover!
OJ & Rastus
Demon Lord of Confusion
issue further by squeaking:
> On 27 Aug 2006 00:13:01 GMT, "Pinku-Sensei" wrote:
>
>>Pinku-Sensei
>>The "Mr. Personality" of AUK
>
Devastating comeback! Will Pinku-Sensei be able to make a recovery? Will
George Walker Bush say something monumentally, mind-bogglingly,
cringingly, hilariously, oafishly stupid in the next week? <same answer to
both>
--
________________________________________________________________________
Hail Eris! mhm 29x21; TM#5
The God of Odd Statements
Stupidity Takes Its Toll. Please Have Exact Change.
Please remember to vote Outer Filth John Harrington, "James C. Cracked",
and "Ward Hardmanure"/"Pete"/<wfh_jr> for KotM, CotM, CNotM, and the
Special Ops Cody Memorial Award!
Thread where outing begins: http://tinyurl.com/hojf8
Also vote Ward Hardmanure for Order of the Holey Sockpuppet!
For the August ballot coming Sept. 1st to a newsgroup near you
George Pickett Memorial Award nominee <wfh...@hotmail.com> on outing
personal contact info in x-poasted subject lines:
Plenty of people post under their real names and do not attempt to hide
their contact info. You are scared of being 'outed' because you are a
pathological abuser of usenet, and people rightly despise you for it.
You're afraid of being reported to the authorities or, better, visited
by a couple of guys with baseball bats. Other people don't have this
obsessive fear. Ward Hardman himself has posted plenty of personal
information - nothing that anyone else added was hidden in any way.
You're so fucking scared you've built up this whole sick mythology about
different categories of bad dudes who 'out' scum like you.
Meanwhile you are the ugliest pigfucker in the universe. You are the
coward without ethics. You call me a 'newbie' - ha! what an asshole you
are. Those who want to remain anonymous do so. There is absolutely no
way you could identify me, not unless you had the sort of subpoena power
that only gets turned on for big-time terrorists. That's because I chose
to be anonymous. Some people don't. Only really stupid dicks like you
choose the sort of semi-anonymity which leaves you in constant fear.
What a dickless wonder you are 'Snarky' you fat asshole.
-- in MID: <1156587081....@m79g2000cwm.googlegroups.com>
Demon Lord of Confusion
issue further by squeaking:
> "Art Deco" wrote...
>> Charles.Bohne wrote:
>> >On Sat, 26 Aug 2006 19:50:38 -0500, "honestjohn" wrote:
>> >
>> >>> Where would the saucerheads be if they didn't have their delusions
>> >>> to grovel in?
>> >>>
>> >>We would just be posting to each other without the childish
>> >>interference
> of
>> >>AUK regulars.
>> >
>> >Oh yes .. would be heaven :-)
>>
>> Poor baby, you are so oppressed.
>>
>> >>Who are AUK regulars, you ask.
>> >>
>> >>tdp1001 tells us:
>> >>
>> >>"As the AUK regulars are very sick people, this group may serve a
>> >>useful purpose by keeping them from doing more irrational anti-social
>> >>things like gunning down their schoolmates, bushwhacking strangers,
>> >>molesting young girls, writing graffiti on public property, etc."
>> >
>> >I see, we are doing a service to society by hosting these disturbed
>> >minds in our NGs, giving them a platform for their criminal urges..
>>
>> Care to show your title deed to "your" newsgroup, Chu*k?
>>
>
> Remember this little "Gem", J. Edgar Hoover =>Art Deco => Colorado Carl =>
> Hoover?
>
> http://groups.google.com/group/alt.tasteless.jokes/msg/40ac1d8782bf5ce0
>
>
> J.Edgar Hoover a.k.a. Art Deco
>
>
> Good luck in the City Park tonight, Hoover!
Well, it's the "WORST RACIST JOKE I EVER HEARD", too. Didn't even crack a
grin. What's your point? Has Art ever acknowledged that as one of his
socks? Have you ever heard of trolling for racist k00ks? Are these
incredibly pointless questions anyway?
(HJ's answers: Huh? What do you mean? Huh? Huh?)
honestjohn
"Demon Lord of Confusion" <verwa...@verwirren.confused> wrote in message
news:pan.2006.08.28....@verwirren.confused...
HJ
honestjohn
"Demon Lord of Confusion" <verwa...@verwirren.confused> wrote in message
news:pan.2006.08.28....@verwirren.confused...
> issue further by squeaking:
> > On 27 Aug 2006 00:13:01 GMT, "Pinku-Sensei" wrote:
> >
> >>Pinku-Sensei
> >>The "Mr. Personality" of AUK
> >
> > Shut up! Pink-Asshole!
>
> Devastating comeback! Will Pinku-Sensei be able to make a recovery? Will
> George Walker Bush say something monumentally, mind-bogglingly,
> cringingly, hilariously, oafishly stupid in the next week? <same answer to
> both>
>
HJ
The God of Odd Statements
> "Demon Lord of Confusion" wrote...
I see you decided to dodge the questions.
--
________________________________________________________________________
Hail Eris! mhm 29x21; TM#5
Demon Lord of Confusion
Supreme High Overlord of rec.radio.*
July 2006 Looney Maroon Nomination:
http://www.lunarplanner.com/HolyCross.html#Timing
Vote Chuck Lysaght for Tar & Feathers!
Also: Tom Potter for the Sidaway
Tommy "Jinn-Soaked" Bishop for The Office of Darth Bawl
Skeptic for The Office of Village Idiot
Ballot coming Sept 1st!
honestjohn
"The God of Odd Statements" <godo...@statements.likeyours> wrote in message
record is preserved in the Google archives and needless "hair-splitting" is
uncalled for. Did the nurse take you for a walk this morning?
HJ
The God of Odd Statements
> "The God of Odd Statements" wrote...
Got proof?
Art Deco
His evidence that I authored that ancient post consists solely of the
random noise generated by his two remaining functioning neurons.
And he still can't sort out that replying to a killfile is kooky.
Art Deco
>On Mon, 28 Aug 2006 22:26:07 GMT, The God of Odd Statements
><godo...@statements.likeyours> wrote:
>
>>> He (Deco) posted the racist joke whether he (Deco) fesses-up or not. The
>>> record is preserved in the Google archives and needless "hair-splitting"
>>> is uncalled for. Did the nurse take you for a walk this morning?
>>
>>Got proof?
>
>The "proof" is in the question - and now please
>stop this thread or confine it to the kooks-group.
>
>TX.
>C.
Shuttup, Chu*k.
Art Deco
>On Sun, 27 Aug 2006 22:26:04 +0200, Charles.Bohne attempted to confuse the
>issue further by squeaking:
>> On 27 Aug 2006 00:13:01 GMT, "Pinku-Sensei" wrote:
>>
>>>Pinku-Sensei
>>>The "Mr. Personality" of AUK
>>
>> Shut up! Pink-Asshole!
>
>Devastating comeback! Will Pinku-Sensei be able to make a recovery? Will
>George Walker Bush say something monumentally, mind-bogglingly,
>cringingly, hilariously, oafishly stupid in the next week? <same answer to
>both>
Wow, a gay lame, how unusual.
The God of Odd Statements
Figured as much, but I thought I'd let him drop his trousers for me, in
the comical Charlie Chaplin sense. I'm always up for a larf. That is, drop
his trousers or run away like a scared litlle 5-y.-o. girl.
> And he still can't sort out that replying to a killfile is kooky.
Well, he's a k00k!
honestjohn
Well, after almost two years now, I finally downloaded the complete text of
TK (Ted Kazynski). And read it twice. Probably the most real thing ever
written about modern society.
- Art Deco a.k.a. "Tokyo Rose"
Sold to the porch monkey in the green fur pants and bone in his nose for 25
cents. Be proud brother!
- Art Deco a.k.a. "Big Bux Billie D"
Your right, I'm ancient history.
- Art Deco
I don't exist.
- Art Deco
I liked the Toyko Rose sock, after all he did have a gay boy friend that
died of AIDS and even cried about it in a post. I'll post that next.
HJ
The God of Odd Statements
> Demon Lord of Confusion wrote:
>>On Sun, 27 Aug 2006 22:26:04 +0200, Charles.Bohne attempted to confuse
>>the issue further by squeaking:
>>> On 27 Aug 2006 00:13:01 GMT, "Pinku-Sensei" wrote:
>>>
>>>>Pinku-Sensei
>>>>The "Mr. Personality" of AUK
>>>
>>> Shut up! Pink-Asshole!
>>
>>Devastating comeback! Will Pinku-Sensei be able to make a recovery? Will
>>George Walker Bush say something monumentally, mind-bogglingly,
>>cringingly, hilariously, oafishly stupid in the next week? <same answer
>>to both>
>
> Wow, a gay lame, how unusual.
Indeed -- someone alert Ripley's! I'll bet someone else is optioning the
movie, miniseries, and book rights right now.
"Charles Bohne: Gay Lamer"
--
________________________________________________________________________
Hail Eris! mhm 29x21; TM#5
Demon Lord of Confusion
Supreme High Overlord of rec.radio.*
July 2006 Looney Maroon Nomination:
http://www.lunarplanner.com/HolyCross.html#Timing
Vote Chuck Lysaght for Tar & Feathers!
Also: Tom Potter for the Sidaway
Tommy "Jinn-Soaked" Bishop for The Office of Darth Bawl
Skeptic for The Office of Village Idiot
Nth Complexity for Kooki Information Minister
Ballot coming Sept 1st!
honestjohn
"Charles.Bohne" <m...@PasoSchweiz.de> wrote in message
news:9178f2t166nv58mpe...@pasoschweiz.de...
> On Mon, 28 Aug 2006 19:59:34 -0500, "honestjohn"
> <hones...@centurytel.net> wrote:
>
> > - Art Deco
> >
> >
> >I liked the Toyko Rose sock, after all he did have a gay boy friend that
> >died of AIDS and even cried about it in a post. I'll post that next.
> >
> >HJ
> >
> C.
Art was really depressed at that point in life being unemployed and a "Total
Loser", he posted this revealing post:
Its 3am. The light on the pole in the backyard is buzzing with
activity. Must be a thousand winged things trying to commit suicide in
the glow. Slept for a couple of hours. Might as well get up and be
miserable. Have no incentive to go out lately. Hendrix was right. "I
know what I want but I just don't know how to go about gettin' it." It
seems more real as every year passes by. All my friends are happily
married, more or less. Even though I really care about them I have
lost all desire to hang around the old crowd. They have their kids,
big time jobs and life trips to take care of. Even when I call to see
whats new or whatever I can hear so and so on the other end of the
land line doing something else and barely listening to anything I am
saying. Have I become that boring and introverted? Am I the king
recluse of all time? Must be. I really try and make an effort to get
the hell out of here and meet others but when I do they seem so busy
and tied up in their capitalistic persuits that nobody has the time
for a real relationship anymore. Especially females. On the rare
occasion that I do date it takes about thirty minutes before I will be
asked to just about supply them with a statement of my financial
worth. Is there nothing else in life except money, power and greed?
Whatever happened to that thing we used to call "love?" Yeah, thats
pretty much the life of the lonely. For what its worth, I'll keep
trying. Mabey today the sun will come out.
TJH
honestjohn
"Charles.Bohne" <m...@PasoSchweiz.de> wrote in message
> him a lovable character... Are you sure that's been him?
>
> C.
Art started posting from Sept. 1996 until July 1998 as the following:
Then he got the famous 127.0.0.1 ISP, and now is "into" the gay cabal ISP.
You're right when he was "down" he was human. I suspect that in his waning
years he might have suffered a minor stroke that caused him to "turn bad"
and very bitter. The sad part of this is that his Ratz will follow him
right to "The End" in a few years, much like Hitler's Ratz followed him
right up till "The End". What kind of commentary is that on society and
Usenet that misfits will follow a tyrant until he's dead.
On a "lighter note", it's simply a wonderful day today in the Ozarks. I
walked and caught some rays. You?
C.H.J.
Art Deco
>On Tue, 29 Aug 2006 09:35:58 -0500, "honestjohn"
><hones...@centurytel.net> wrote:
>
>If he only could be honest like that all the time - I would even call
>him a lovable character... Are you sure that's been him?
>
>C.
I am shocked, there is almost a glimmer of clue here.
Art Deco
>On Tue, 29 Aug 2006 14:41:08 -0500, "honestjohn"
><hones...@centurytel.net> wrote:
>
>>Art started posting from Sept. 1996 until July 1998 as the following:
>>
>> s...@gainv.mindspring.com
Guess what, Chu*k, your little slurp partner is an idiot, a liar, and a
gay lamer, as well as a false christian.
>>
>Oh yes, I remember that one! At least the mindspring thingie.
Hahahahaahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahahahaah
Any evidence to support this delusion, Chu*k?
>
>>Then he got the famous 127.0.0.1 ISP, and now is "into" the gay cabal ISP.
No one can be this stupid -- not even RtS or PtS.
>>
>Maybe the "Imperator" took his soul,
>like we saw it with Darth Vader :-)
So much for wondering if you had acquired clue.
>
>>You're right when he was "down" he was human.
>
>Well, ALMOST, just "almost" :->
>
>>I suspect that in his waning
>>years he might have suffered a minor stroke that caused him to "turn bad"
>>and very bitter.
>
>There is nearly always a woman included in such a change... his wife
>or even his daughter ..
Both of you are abject idiots.
>
>>The sad part of this is that his Ratz will follow him
>>right to "The End" in a few years, much like Hitler's Ratz followed him
>>right up till "The End". What kind of commentary is that on society and
>>Usenet that misfits will follow a tyrant until he's dead.
>>
>Aratzio? Is he still among the living? Long time - no see.
>
>>On a "lighter note", it's simply a wonderful day today in the Ozarks. I
>>walked and caught some rays. You?
>>
>Today was a very strange day, I had a reunion with several
>girl-friends from my (not soo far) past. With no interconnection
>between their different and separate appearances... Strange indeed.
>
>And well, we had a lot of rain.
>
>
>C.
Fine campaign speeches for MoCJ, however.
FreeSpeechStore
> On Tue, 29 Aug 2006 14:41:08 -0500, "honestjohn" wrote:
>
>>Then he got the famous 127.0.0.1 ISP, and now is "into" the gay cabal
>>ISP.
>
> like we saw it with Darth Vader :-)
For future reference: All kookologists are required to place their souls
in a blind trust with Teh Court of MEOW, for any and all purposes relating
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"FreeSpeechStore" <freespe...@meow.fuckhead> wrote in message
news:pan.2006.08.30....@snarky.trolling.and.mocking.scoville...
> On Tue, 29 Aug 2006 23:58:09 +0200, Charles.Bohne wildly foamed:
> > On Tue, 29 Aug 2006 14:41:08 -0500, "honestjohn" wrote:
> >
> >>Then he got the famous 127.0.0.1 ISP, and now is "into" the gay cabal
> >>ISP.
> >
> > Maybe the "Imperator" took his soul,
> > like we saw it with Darth Vader :-)
>
> For future reference: All kookologists are required to place their souls
> in a blind trust with Teh Court of MEOW, for any and all purposes relating
> to kookological studies, until such a time as they choose to retire from
> such pursuits. HTH. HAND. M.
>
shitty job of actually studying these social misfits?
C.H.J.
honestjohn
Hoover.
C.H.J.
Double-A
honestjohn
"Double-A" <doub...@hush.ai> wrote in message
news:1156953190.8...@i3g2000cwc.googlegroups.com...
Ever seen this answer to a post?
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.lunatics/msg/2570e687e8273f2c?dmode=source
Raving
Raving
;-)
Cordially,
Raving
honestjohn
"Raving" <raving...@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:1156954070.2...@m73g2000cwd.googlegroups.com...
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.stupidity/msg/248f0fcadcbf8b5b?dmode=source
No wonder he's a lonely and bitter old fart!
C.H.J.
honestjohn
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.personals.ads/msg/eb2221b6f052c1ca?dmode=source
Know any "skanks" that qualify, for OLD Art Deco?
Raving
Bitter?
Perhaps ...
Regardless; both the old and the current "Art Deco" seem to share other
traits in common.
They are both compassionate, sensitive and self-restrained ( insofar
you could imagine such! ). IMO, these are desirable qualities in a
person.
As for the old "Art Deco"? ... His bitterness is strongly
self-directed. His message is carefully crafted and posted to avoid
directly hurting others.
Assuming that the old and new "Art Deco" are one-and-the-same; whatever
else one might think of Art's opinions and actions; he seems a harsher
critic of himself then he is of anyone else.
Most people don't enjoy loneliness.
Cordially,
Raving
honestjohn
> honestjohn wrote:
> > "Raving" <raving...@gmail.com> wrote in message
> > news:1156954070.2...@m73g2000cwd.googlegroups.com...
> > > Double-A wrote:
> > > > honestjohn wrote:
>
> >
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.personals.ads/msg/de6c701a2ec192c0?hl=en&
> > > Bingo.
> > >
> > Check this one out, R.L.
> >
> >
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.stupidity/msg/248f0fcadcbf8b5b?dmode=source
> >
> > No wonder he's a lonely and bitter old fart!
> Bitter?
>
> Perhaps ...
>
> Regardless; both the old and the current "Art Deco" seem to share other
> traits in common.
>
> They are both compassionate, sensitive and self-restrained ( insofar
> you could imagine such! ). IMO, these are desirable qualities in a
> person.
>
> As for the old "Art Deco"? ... His bitterness is strongly
> self-directed. His message is carefully crafted and posted to avoid
> directly hurting others.
>
> Assuming that the old and new "Art Deco" are one-and-the-same;
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.personals.ads/msg/ede8b19bb989df41?dmode=source
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.personals.ads/msg/de6c701a2ec192c0?dmode=source
The "birth" of Art Deco in early postings!
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whatever
> else one might think of Art's opinions and actions; he seems a harsher
> critic of himself then he is of anyone else.
>
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I simply disagree!
The early "Deco" did self-deprecate, but the worm has turned of late and is
unfairly lashing out at others to pull them down to his level. You've heard
that
"Misery loves company", and it applies here.
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> Most people don't enjoy loneliness.
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No doubt, but shouldn't lash out at others having fun on Usenet, out
of simple jealously. There is simply no reason to be cruel to others.
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>
> Cordially,
>
> Raving
>
******
C.H.J.
******
Art Deco
If you seriously believe I wrote that post, you are as stupid as your
gay laming slurp partner Outhouse John.
[cowardly froup sneckage defeated]
honestjohn
the air.
Let me consult my lits of "Deco Names".....
Here are your 92 alias names, Hoover.
.01%
00100100
1FF8
Abe Lincoln
Al Capone
Alan Greenspan
Albert Fish
Albert Spearhead
Algonquin J. Calhoun
Art Deco
August Belmont
Bag O Chittlins
Baron Von Schmuck
Big Bux Billy D.
Bob Dole
Capt. Blowfish
Capt. Nemo
Capt. Nitwit
Charlie!
Charley Chan
Chef Mugu
Chicken Little
Cinderella
Col. Porker
Crackpot
Deathwatch
Dipshit Dave
Doc Watson
DR. JOHN
Duh Kingfish
Duh Lawd
Edsel Buick, Jr.
eggs xactly
fast mo
Fatty Arbuckle
Felch queen
Fu Long
God
Goody2Shoes
G.S. Kaufman
Herman Munster
H.G. Wells
Hoover
Howard the crackpot
Izzy & Betty Sue
J. Edgar Hoover
Joe B...@USA.com
John Philips Sousa
John Q. Public
Kat Man
Kermit
Kitty Hawk
Lord Bozo
M3
Mad Man Mo
Mallard Fillmore
Meltdown
MJH
Mollo Ray
Mother Goose
Mr. Gronk
Mr. invisible
Mr. Spim
Mr. Test
Mr. Toasted Brain
Neon Vincent
Norman Bates
Pittsburg Phil
Prince Valium
Psycho Dave
Psycho Phil
R. Nixon
rD hcliZ
Rev. Magoo
Richard M. Nixon
Rover
Section 8
Sheldon the pervert
Sherman Tank
Shit for brains
The geek in the mailroom
Third Stone
TJ
TJH
Tokyo Rose
Topper
Turd McDuff
Turkey Lurkey
V. Valentine
Wage Slave
Yal Fat
Zorkon
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Reference:
or
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Let's give "Turd McDuff" some more Usenet time.
I'm officially retiring Hoover.
Ta...Ta...Turd,
C.H.J.