My Theory on Venus's Spin
G=EMC^2 Glazier
8,000 miles from its surface. It revolved in the opposite direction of
the planets spin. Their mutual gravity field was slowing down both there
rate of spin. However being in such a low orbit the Moon crashed into
Venus breaking its spin speed to what we measure in this spacetime. Our
twin planet "once upon a time" had a spin speed like our Earth and Mars.
It had a Moon the same size as our moon. Venus's Moon was to close for
comfort. Bert
nos...@sbcglobal.net
Good theory. In fact I've never heard another credible
explanation to account for Venus' rotation.
But just out of curiosity, how did you come up with 8K miles
for the moon's distance?
Greg Neill
news:w4dIh.934$Qw....@newssvr29.news.prodigy.net...
The usual way for Glazier: After two six-packs he
produces it whole from his ass.
G=EMC^2 Glazier
5 cans "CHEERS" Bert
G=EMC^2 Glazier
I'm sure its a good theory. Why 8,000 miles you asked?. Well our Moon
was once 25,000 miles from Earth. In time its orbit got bigger and
rounder. When Venus's moon was captured I wanted it in a low
destructive orbit. Not enough time to move further out,and be in good
balance with gravity. Bert
nos...@sbcglobal.net
But a planet as large as Venus has a substantial Roche Limit:
RL = 2.456*R*(p1/p2)^(1/3)
where p1 is the density of the planet, p2 is the density of the moon,
and R is the radius of the planet. Have you done the math?
Phineas T Puddleduck
herbert...@webtv.net (G=EMC^2 Glazier) wrote:
> Nospam Thanks for the complement. Now if Ducky Wit don't like it, then
> I'm sure its a good theory.
Learn some real astronomy.
--
"Yes, you're right of course, NB. And they get very useless very quickly.
I shall do my best to ignore them, as you wish." Painius
Phineas T Puddleduck
<nos...@sbcglobal.net> wrote:
This is Beert. Math is a black art.
G=EMC^2 Glazier
Phineas T Puddleduck
herbert...@webtv.net (G=EMC^2 Glazier) wrote:
> Nospam I don't do math. I( call it the way I see it. Bert
And there's your problem right there.
G=EMC^2 Glazier
mathematician realized you can live with out math. I like Feynman's
diagrams. Lots of math fudging. Bert
Phineas T Puddleduck
herbert...@webtv.net (G=EMC^2 Glazier) wrote:
Lies. Einstein may have had some help with the math, but the work was his built
on stuff by masters such as Hilbert, Riemann and the like.
The mathematician you meant was Godel (with an umlaut on the u)
stick to drinking.
Scott Miller
Bert doesn't provide mathematical tests for his ideas. That way they
cannot be tested against reality and it gives him a false sense of
superiority. Note that he doesn't demonstrate how Venus could capture a
body large enough to alter its own rotation rate, and the 8000 mile
value simply has no support given current physics. But reality does not
stand in his way.
The more likely cause of the slow, retrograde rotation of Venus is that
it underwent a collision early on during its formation which caused it
to be flipped upside down from its original orientation. Collisions
likely played a greater roll than could be contemplated by astronomers
in the past because they did not have the computing power to test their
ideas. Observations of what appear to be debris rings around some
nearby stars, likely the result of collisions between bodies in them,
have served as an impetus to explore this idea more thoroughly. Hence
the collisional-ejection model of the Moon's formation and the support
of that idea based on discovery of Pluto's smaller satellites.
nightbat
> nos...@sbcglobal.net wrote:
>
>> "G=EMC^2 Glazier" <herbert...@webtv.net> wrote in message
>> news:16475-45...@storefull-3337.bay.webtv.net...
>>
>>> Nospam Thanks for the complement. Now if Ducky Wit don't like it, then
>>> I'm sure its a good theory. Why 8,000 miles you asked?. Well our Moon
>>> was once 25,000 miles from Earth. In time its orbit got bigger and
>>> rounder. When Venus's moon was captured I wanted it in a low
>>> destructive orbit. Not enough time to move further out,and be in good
>>> balance with gravity. Bert
>>
>>
>>
>> But a planet as large as Venus has a substantial Roche Limit:
>>
>> RL = 2.456*R*(p1/p2)^(1/3)
>>
>> where p1 is the density of the planet, p2 is the density of the moon,
>> and R is the radius of the planet. Have you done the math?
>>
> Doubting Scott
> Bert doesn't provide mathematical tests for his ideas. That way they
> cannot be tested against reality and it gives him a false sense of
> superiority. Note that he doesn't demonstrate how Venus could capture a
> body large enough to alter its own rotation rate, and the 8000 mile
> value simply has no support given current physics. But reality does not
> stand in his way.
>
> The more likely cause of the slow, retrograde rotation of Venus is that
> it underwent a collision early on during its formation which caused it
> to be flipped upside down from its original orientation. Collisions
> likely played a greater roll than could be contemplated by astronomers
> in the past because they did not have the computing power to test their
> ideas. Observations of what appear to be debris rings around some
> nearby stars, likely the result of collisions between bodies in them,
> have served as an impetus to explore this idea more thoroughly. Hence
> the collisional-ejection model of the Moon's formation and the support
> of that idea based on discovery of Pluto's smaller satellites.
nightbat
Quote--"More likely" fantasy non evidence based once upon a
time Scott iterations duly noted.
More Moon data as 60's TV live broadcast relayed by Moon
mission astronauts. "Houston, we have a problem, boogies on the surface"
Houston Control---"Say again"
See:
http://www.informantnews.com/
There are no Nasa live broadcasts permitted anymore of natural space
body on scene space mission telecasts. Edited or censored rebroadcasts
or simulations only. After 30+ years around the planet Earth the
original prints and full audio record of Moon missions now missing or
censored. Nasa's explanation "We can't find them" The net Darla advanced
Seans have affirmed they have base landed there and that they witnessed
man's first and subsequent Moon landings. Officer Bert wins the argument
with or without applied math.
carry on,
the nightbat
Art Deco
All completely non sequitur to the motion of Venus, frootbat, and the
"seans" are still just a figment of your delusional imagination.
--
Supreme Leader of the Brainwashed Followers of Art Deco
"To err is human, to cover it up is Weasel" -- Dogbert
SameAsB4
"Art Deco" <er...@caballista.org> wrote in message
news:100320072129371305%er...@caballista.org...
Do you denying that kookologists trade used socks for orgasm?
nightbat
>
> "Art Deco" <er...@caballista.org> wrote
> "Home of the auk fake award really BIG Whoppers"
>> All completely non sequitur to auk's grasping the motion of Venus, Captain, and the
>> net "Seans" are still just a figment of our auk brain dead delusional imagination.
>
>
> Do you denying that kookologists trade used socks for orgasm?
>
>>
>> --
>> Supreme Clueless Leader of the Brainwashed Auk Followers of Art Deco
>>
>> "To err is human, to award cover it up is pure coffeeboy" -- nightbat
>
>
nightbat
"Art Deco" <er...@caballista.org> wrote
"Home of the auk fake award really BIG Whoppers"
> nightbat <nigh...@home.ffni.com> wrote:
> Baet Devo
>
> All completely auk non sequitur to the motion of Venus, Captain, and the net
> "Seans" are still just a auk missing figment of our silly delusional imagination.
>
"We can't clueless help ourselves, we're auk's"
Art Deco
Keep running away, frootbat, that solved all of A-A's problems.
Art Deco
SameAsB4
You don't know how to read his posts. He was simply agreeing with my post
without a comment.
nightbat
bellboy mother
>>>Bart Devo
>>>
>>>All completely auk non sequitur to the motion of Venus, Captain, and the net
>>>"Seans" are still just a auk missing figment of our silly delusional imagination.
>>>"We can't clueless help ourselves, we're auk's"
> Bart Devo
>
> Liar. layher. liher. liyer. Deco trying to spell Princess Leia
>
Darth Devo: I am not your father, I was auk eggman hatched I tell ya.
Supreme Clueless Leader of the Brainwashed auk Followers of Art Deco
"To err is human, to auk award cover it up is pure coffeeboy" -- nightbat
SameAsB4
You can cluelessly help yourselves, auker.
nightbat
bellboy mother
"Art Deco" <er...@caballista.org> wrote
> Bart Devo
> Keep Posting away, Captain, that solved all of Commander A-A's problems with auk's
> so that he could continue his profound science research.
"We can repair them, we have the technology, to remove the alien Gray
giant anal probes from their auk clueless asses, bring in the Bookman
coffeeboy trained deprober."
Darth Devo: "Join with me Commander AA and I will share my Captain
nightbat prohibited black auk nano underwear.
G=EMC^2 Glazier
down theory? I do have a hit by a large body as to breaking Venus's
spin. Venus being hit and ending up with no Moon does not do much for
your collision creating Moons theory. Most thinking people would go
with capture. You can't think on your own and can only parrot a very
weak theory. Math. does not work in a three body rotating system. Care
to tell us why ? Do you have the wit. Scott glad you did not like my
spin Venus theory. That way I know its pretty good. You are a witless
wonder of the universe. Bert
Phineas T Puddleduck
nightbat <nigh...@home.ffni.com> wrote:
> There are no Nasa live broadcasts permitted anymore of natural space
> body on scene space mission telecasts. Edited or censored rebroadcasts
> or simulations only. After 30+ years around the planet Earth the
> original prints and full audio record of Moon missions now missing or
> censored. Nasa's explanation "We can't find them" The net Darla advanced
> Seans have affirmed they have base landed there and that they witnessed
> man's first and subsequent Moon landings. Officer Bert wins the argument
> with or without applied math.
Shut up loon. Imaginary aliens and a set of science officers who can't do maths.
Phineas T Puddleduck
Art Deco <er...@caballista.org> wrote:
> >>> --
> >>> Supreme Clueless Leader of the Brainwashed Auk Followers of Art Deco
> >>>
> >>> "To err is human, to award cover it up is pure coffeeboy" -- nightbat
> >>
> >>
>
> Keep running away, frootbat, that solved all of A-A's problems.
And even Painius and Bill ran away eventually.
Phineas T Puddleduck
herbert...@webtv.net (G=EMC^2 Glazier) wrote:
Lets see your maths first. The maths for soalr system dynamics is available.
Loon. Stick to your beer.
G=EMC^2 Glazier
attractions) using the gravitational constant "G" Two objects times the
G and divided by the square of the distance between their centers. Now
it goes like this The Sun is a third of a million times as massive as
our Earth but the Earth's center is only 4,000 miles under our feet
while the Sun is 93,000,000 miles away from us. in order to calculate
the quantity 330,000 divided by 93,000,000/4000^2 in order to measure
the relative strengths of the Sun and the Earth. This amounts to a puny
0.06 percent(one part in around 1,640 of the Earth's pull My late
great math friend Joe(very smart) taught me some math. Its kind of
boring(have no real love for it (nor need) What I just posted is
Newton's universal law of gravitation and the equation is F=GMm/d^2
How does my clever mind relate the Sun's very weak gravitational force.
One thought that jumps in goes like this. During an equinox,and at the
equator as well the Sun has nothing to do with tipping an egg
Reality is the Sun has no influence on the Egg. I think I will brush up
on the math Joe taught me,and some math books he gave me. Use it
more in my posts. Thank you all for your criticizing my non use of
math. I hope to do better to make my posts more interesting and math has
to help. Bert PS I do know how to add and subtract,and believe in
negative numbers. I cheat a lot using a calculator. Go figure Bert
Phineas T Puddleduck
herbert...@webtv.net (G=EMC^2 Glazier) wrote:
> Reality is the Sun has no influence on the Egg. I think I will brush up
> on the math Joe taught me,and some math books he gave me. Use it
> more in my posts. Thank you all for your criticizing my non use of
> math. I hope to do better to make my posts more interesting and math has
> to help. Bert PS I do know how to add and subtract,and believe in
> negative numbers. I cheat a lot using a calculator. Go figure Bert
Using a calculator isn't cheating. But it does help to have more of a knowledge
of things like relative effects.
Scott Miller
> Professor Scott of UL Give me the math. that supports the flip upside
> down theory? I do have a hit by a large body as to breaking Venus's
> spin. Venus being hit and ending up with no Moon does not do much for
> your collision creating Moons theory. Most thinking people would go
> with capture.
You are wrong - most thinking people have gone with the
collisional-ejection theory. Those that can't continue to rave on (note
any similarity).
As to the math, go look it up yourself. The papers are published and
are likely online.
> You can't think on your own and can only parrot a very
> weak theory.
So weak that not even you can disprove it?
> Math. does not work in a three body rotating system. Care
> to tell us why ? Do you have the wit.
Math will work in any dimension you choose to play with. That excuse
does not justify your ignoring it.
> Scott glad you did not like my
> spin Venus theory. That way I know its pretty good. You are a witless
> wonder of the universe. Bert
>
Isn't it humorous that I tried to explain why you have no "theory"
without resorting to name calling and you, with no abilities in this
field, can do nothing but. I would say that proves more than anything
how poor your idea really is.
Art Deco
Keep it up, napoleon, this will gain you the next Kook of the Month
award.
Art Deco
>Art Deco wrote:
>bellboy mother
>
>"Art Deco" <er...@caballista.org> wrote
>"Home of the auk fake award really BIG Whoppers"
They are quite real, frootbat, and you can't give them back:
<http://www.caballista.org/auk/kookle.php?search=nightbat>
[post-edited frootbat drool flushed]
Did you think I wouldn't remember to restore the newsgroups you are
trying to hide from?
Art Deco
>In article <6ecff$45f37c09$46e3a675$17...@COMTECK.COM>,
> nightbat <nigh...@home.ffni.com> wrote:
>
>> There are no Nasa live broadcasts permitted anymore of natural space
>> body on scene space mission telecasts. Edited or censored rebroadcasts
>> or simulations only. After 30+ years around the planet Earth the
>> original prints and full audio record of Moon missions now missing or
>> censored. Nasa's explanation "We can't find them" The net Darla advanced
>> Seans have affirmed they have base landed there and that they witnessed
>> man's first and subsequent Moon landings. Officer Bert wins the argument
>> with or without applied math.
>
>
>Shut up loon. Imaginary aliens and a set of science officers who can't do maths.
And not a single peer-reviewed publication.
nightbat
Daffy Ducky
> In article <6ecff$45f37c09$46e3a675$17...@COMTECK.COM>,
> nightbat <nigh...@home.ffni.com> wrote:
>
>
>>There are no Nasa live broadcasts permitted anymore of natural space
>>body on scene space mission telecasts. Edited or censored rebroadcasts
>>or simulations only. After 30+ years around the planet Earth the
>>original prints and full audio record of Moon missions now missing or
>>censored. Nasa's explanation "We can't find them" The net Darla advanced
>>Seans have affirmed they have base landed there and that they witnessed
>>man's first and subsequent Moon landings. Officer Bert wins the argument
>>with or without applied math.
>Daffy Ducky
>
> Shut up loon auk's. Beyond imaginary aliens and a set of Science Officers who
> can do original maths and deep field theories is way beyond us clueless ones.
nightbat
Daffy Ducky
> In article <100320072236380824%er...@caballista.org>,
> Art Deco <er...@caballista.org> wrote:
> "Home of the auk fake award really BIG Whoppers">
>>>>>--
>>>>>Supreme Clueless Leader of the Brainwashed Auk Followers of Art Deco
>>>>>
>>>>>"To err is human, to award cover it up is pure coffeeboy" -- nightbat
>>>>
>>>>
Art Deco <er...@caballista.org> wrote:
"Home of the auk fake award really BIG Whoppers"
>>Keep running away, Captain, from our smelly nano diapers that solved all of A-A's problems.
> Daffy Ducky
>
> And even Painius and Bill ran away eventually, can you blame them, we've had them on
> for months now, whewwwww! Mommy make those profound Science Officers stop making fun of us.
G=EMC^2 Glazier
cause the debris to fall back or go off into deep space. It does not
give "side stepping motion" so that the stuff would go into orbit. think
man think Scott that is why Shuttles are accelerated to 15,000 mph
horizontal to the Earth Reality is you are to stupid to get it;.
Bert.
nightbat
> Bart Devo
>
> Keep it up, Captain I'm so dog loyal, this will gain me the next Kook of the Month
> award fur sure. Hope my clueless auk boys nominate me again only for this year.
Phineas T Puddleduck
nightbat <nigh...@home.ffni.com> wrote:
> >Daffy Ducky
> >
> > Shut up loon auk's. Beyond imaginary aliens and a set of Science Officers
> > who
> > can do original maths and deep field theories is way beyond us clueless
> > ones.
BWAHAHAHHA
*BAWK* *BAWK* *BAWK* *BAWK* *BAWK*
Still p0ast editing coward?
Phineas T Puddleduck
nightbat <nigh...@home.ffni.com> wrote:
> > And even Painius and Bill ran away eventually, can you blame them, we've
> > had them on
> > for months now, whewwwww! Mommy make those profound Science Officers stop
> > making fun of us
Not here to defend you, or Double AA. Strange that?
Phineas T Puddleduck
herbert...@webtv.net (G=EMC^2 Glazier) wrote:
No you are too stupid Beert. Go figure.
nightbat
bellboy mother
"Art Deco" <er...@caballista.org> wrote
"Home of the auk fake award really BIG Whoppers"
> nightbat <nigh...@home.ffni.com> wrote:
>
>
>>Art Deco wrote:
>>bellboy mother
>>
>>"Art Deco" <er...@caballista.org> wrote
>>"Home of the auk fake award really BIG Whoppers"
> Bart Devo
>
> They are quite auk real, Captain, and I wont smelly nano diaper take mine off
> or give mine back:
> http://www.arthure212.bravepages.com/MermaidParade2004/pages/IMG_1447.htm
>
> [post-edited frootbat drool flushed] I can't auk stand the Science Officer truth.
>
> Did you think I wouldn't Deco retard remember to restore the newsgroups I am
> trying to get you to appear to post from? I'm your fetch trained auk dog remember,
> that's my job. I need auk reality help, the fake awards aren't working.
Art Deco
This is another of your lies, frootbat, the only power you have is to
run away from the truth via post editing.
Art Deco
You losing what little coherency you once might have possessed,
napoleon.
Art Deco
>Art Deco wrote:
>bellboy mother
>
>"Art Deco" <er...@caballista.org> wrote
>"Home of the auk fake award really BIG Whoppers"
>
>>>Art Deco wrote:
>>>bellboy mother
[...]
>>>>>>Bart Devo
>>>>>>
>>>>>>All completely auk non sequitur to the motion of Venus, Captain, and the
>>>>>>net
>>>>>>"Seans" are still just a auk missing figment of our silly delusional
>>>>>>imagination.
>>>>>>"We can't clueless help ourselves, we're auk's"
>>>
>>>>Bart Devo
>>>>
>>>>Liar. layher. liher. liyer. Deco trying to spell Princess Leia
>>>>
>>>
>>>Darth Devo: I am not your father, I was auk eggman hatched I tell ya.
>>>
>>>Supreme Clueless Leader of the Brainwashed auk Followers of Art Deco
>>>
>>>"To err is human, to auk award cover it up is pure coffeeboy" -- nightbat
>
>> Bart Devo
>>
>> Keep it up, Captain I'm so dog loyal, this will gain me the next Kook of the
>> Month
>> award fur sure. Hope my clueless auk boys nominate me again only for this
>> year.
>>
>
>"We can repair them, we have the technology, to remove the alien Gray
>giant anal probes from their auk clueless asses, bring in the Bookman
>coffeeboy trained deprober."
Evtug ba phr, sebbgong bapr ntnva qrzbafgengrf uvf vqvbpl.
nightbat
bellboy mother
Art Deco <er...@caballista.org> wrote:
"Home of the auk fake award really BIG Whoppers"
> Phineas T Puddleduck <phineasp...@googlemail.com> wrote:
> Daffy Ducly
>
>>In article <6ecff$45f37c09$46e3a675$17...@COMTECK.COM>,
>>nightbat <nigh...@home.ffni.com> wrote:
>>
>>
>>>There are no Nasa live broadcasts permitted anymore of natural space
>>>body on scene space mission telecasts. Edited or censored rebroadcasts
>>>or simulations only. After 30+ years around the planet Earth the
>>>original prints and full audio record of Moon missions now missing or
>>>censored. Nasa's explanation "We can't find them" The net Darla advanced
>>>Seans have affirmed they have base landed there and that they witnessed
>>>man's first and subsequent Moon landings. Officer Bert wins the argument
>>>with or without applied math.
>>Daffy Ducky
>>
>>Shut up Deco loon. Our imaginary Gray aliens and a set of Science Officers who can
>>do advanced deep field maths and logic.
> Bart Devo
> And not a single peer-reviewed publication or Patent that we can understand due
> to our auk coffeeboy retardedness.
Phineas T Puddleduck
nightbat <nigh...@home.ffni.com> wrote:
> > Did you think I wouldn't Deco retard remember to restore the newsgroups I
> > am
> > trying to get you to appear to post from? I'm your fetch trained auk dog
> > remember,
> > that's my job. I need auk reality help, the fake awards aren't working.
You are rapidly turning into usenet's equivalent of the old tramp who walks
along shouting nonsense insults while soiling himself.
$10 says you cant resist p0ast editing this. I've got you pwned.
Phineas T Puddleduck
Art Deco <er...@caballista.org> wrote:
>
> >> Shut up loon auk's. Beyond imaginary aliens and a set of Science Officers
> >> who
> >> can do original maths and deep field theories is way beyond us clueless
> >> ones.
> >
> >"We can repair them, we have the technology, to remove the alien Gray
> >giant anal probes from their auk clueless asses, bring in the Bookman
> >coffeeboy trained deprober."
>
> This is another of your lies, frootbat, the only power you have is to
> run away from the truth via post editing.
Has he been nominated this month?
Phineas T Puddleduck
nightbat <nigh...@home.ffni.com> wrote:
> >>Shut up Deco loon. Our imaginary Gray aliens and a set of Science Officers
> >>who can
> >>do advanced deep field maths and logic.
>
> > Bart Devo
> > And not a single peer-reviewed publication or Patent that we can understand
> > due
> > to our auk coffeeboy retardedness.
Sp the answer to "Have you been peer reviewed?" is NO then coward?
Art Deco
>In article <110320071344527411%er...@caballista.org>,
> Art Deco <er...@caballista.org> wrote:
>
>>
>> >> Shut up loon auk's. Beyond imaginary aliens and a set of Science Officers
>> >> who
>> >> can do original maths and deep field theories is way beyond us clueless
>> >> ones.
>> >
>> >"We can repair them, we have the technology, to remove the alien Gray
>> >giant anal probes from their auk clueless asses, bring in the Bookman
>> >coffeeboy trained deprober."
>>
>> This is another of your lies, frootbat, the only power you have is to
>> run away from the truth via post editing.
>
>
>Has he been nominated this month?
So far that I can remember:
* Kook of the Month
* Coward of the Month
* Palmjob Paddle
* Busted Urinal
Running away via post editing and trimming newsgroups are the two very
best ways to win a Coward of the Month. Looney Maroon is repeatable,
so he is again eligible.
Art Deco
>In article <4d88c$45f45e1c$46e3a6b0$84...@COMTECK.COM>,
> nightbat <nigh...@home.ffni.com> wrote:
>
>> >>Shut up Deco loon. Our imaginary Gray aliens and a set of Science Officers
>> >>who can
>> >>do advanced deep field maths and logic.
>>
>> > Bart Devo
>> > And not a single peer-reviewed publication or Patent that we can
>> > understand
>> > due
>> > to our auk coffeeboy retardedness.
>
>
>Sp the answer to "Have you been peer reviewed?" is NO then coward?
He doesn't know what the term means, otherwise he would have post
edited it away.
nightbat
bellboy mother
> Phineas T Puddleduck <phineasp...@googlemail.com> wrote:
> Daffy Ducky
>
>>In article <110320071344527411%er...@caballista.org>,
>>Art Deco <er...@caballista.org> wrote:
>>"Home of the auk fake award really Big Whoppers"
>>
>>>>>Shut up loon auk's. Beyond imaginary aliens and a set of Science Officers
>>>>>who
>>>>>can do original maths and deep field theories is so way beyond us clueless
>>>>>ones.
>>>>
>>>>"We can repair them, we have the technology, to remove the alien Gray
>>>>giant anal probes from their auk clueless asses, bring in the Bookman
>>>>coffeeboy trained deprober."
>>>Bart Devo
>>>This is another of your profound posts, Captain, the highest power you have is to
>>>run away from our smelly nano diapers.
>>Daffy Ducky
>>
>>Have you Deco been nominated this month?
> Bart Devo
>
> So far that I can retard love fake awarding remember:
>
> * Kook of the Month---Deco
> * Coward of the Month---Deco
> * Palmjob Paddle---Deco
> * Busted Urinal---Deco
>
> Auk Running smelly diaper away via profound posts and trimming newsgroups that we
> try to get all to post to are the two very best ways to win a fake self auk fake
> Coward of the Month. Fake Looney Maroon is repeatable, so I'm again eligible.
> I'm so Deco thrilled.
Phineas T Puddleduck
nightbat <nigh...@home.ffni.com> wrote:
> > * Kook of the Month---Deco
> > * Coward of the Month---Deco
> > * Palmjob Paddle---Deco
> > * Busted Urinal---Deco
> >
> > Auk Running smelly diaper away via profound posts and trimming newsgroups
> > that we
> > try to get all to post to are the two very best ways to win a fake self auk
> > fake
> > Coward of the Month. Fake Looney Maroon is repeatable, so I'm again
> > eligible.
> > I'm so Deco thrilled.
Froup sneckage coward?
You just keep on laming NightChicken. All your little pals have run away and
left you.
Art Deco
If the AUK awards are as fake as you claim, frootbat, why do you go to
such lengths as post editing and vain attempts to thwart the process?
[arjftebhcf erfgberq]
Scott Miller
No, you did not disprove it. You stated it, but that does not disprove
it. For, you see, it can be demonstrated to work. It has been shown
that by gravity alone, some material blasted into space will collect
into a single body orbiting the Earth in a stable orbit. To disprove
it, you would have to find errors in the methods that show it work.
That you have not done.
As to stupid, the word prior to that word in your diatribe is "too", not
"to". We won't even go into the grammatical errors you constantly produce.
G=EMC^2 Glazier
here on Earth. That theory that the Moon came out of the
Earth is as old and just as bad as the Earth came out of the Sun. It is
very hard to reason with you Scott. Your brain is carved in stone.
Bert
Phineas T Puddleduck
herbert...@webtv.net (G=EMC^2 Glazier) wrote:
You proved nothing as you know nothing of science. Stop pretending to be a
science and actually learn something of modern astronomy you imbecile.
Scott Miller
Actually, the collisional-ejection theory got its legs from the moon
rocks that were returned. Planetary scientists eliminated cocreation,
capture, and fission theories with that material. Be kind of nice if
you could keep up with modern thinking. But, then, it would interfere
with your fantasy world, wouldn't it?
nightbat
Daffy Ducky
>>>Daffy Ducky
>>>
>>>Shut up loon auk's. Beyond imaginary aliens and a set of Science Officers
>>>who
>>>can do original maths and deep field theories is way beyond us clueless
>>>ones.
>
> Daffy Ducky
>
> BWAHAHAHHA
>
> *BAWK* *BAWK* *BAWK* *BAWK* *BAWK*
>
> I'm Still a clueless quacking p0ast ducky toon?
nightbat
Daffy Ducky
>>>And even Painius and Bill ran away eventually, can you blame them, we've
>>>had them diapers on
>>>for months now, whewwwww! Mommy make those profound Science Officers stop
>>>making fun of us.
>
> Daffy Ducky
>
> Not here to defend you, or Double AA. Strange that I don't smell my soiled diapers?
nightbat
bellboy mother
"Art Deco" <er...@caballista.org> wrote
"Home of the auk fake award really BIG Whoppers"
>>Phineas T Puddleduck wrote:
>>Daffy Ducky
>>
>>
>>>In article <6ecff$45f37c09$46e3a675$17...@COMTECK.COM>,
>>> nightbat <nigh...@home.ffni.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>>There are no Nasa live broadcasts permitted anymore of natural space
>>>>body on scene space mission telecasts. Edited or censored rebroadcasts
>>>>or simulations only. After 30+ years around the planet Earth the
>>>>original prints and full audio record of Moon missions now missing or
>>>>censored. Nasa's explanation "We can't find them" The net Darla advanced
>>>>Seans have affirmed they have base landed there and that they witnessed
>>>>man's first and subsequent Moon landings. Officer Bert wins the argument
>>>>with or without applied math.
>>
>>
>>>Daffy Ducky
>>>
>>>Shut up loon auk's. Beyond imaginary aliens and a set of Science Officers
>>>who
>>>can do original maths and deep field theories is way beyond us clueless ones.
>>
>>"We can repair them, we have the technology, to remove the alien Gray
>>giant anal probes from their auk clueless asses, bring in the Bookman
>>coffeeboy trained deprober."
> Bart Devo
>
> This is another of your profound posts Captain, the only chance you have is to
> run away from our smelly auk nano diapers, wheeeeeeewuuuuuuuu!
>
"Doctor, what do we do with all these clueless auk orphans?"
"Just put them with the rest of the born losers"
nightbat
bellboy mother
"Art Deco" <er...@caballista.org> wrote
"Home of the auk fake award really BIG Whoppers"
>>Phineas T Puddleduck wrote:
>>Daffy Ducky
>>
>>
>>
>>>In article <100320072236380824%er...@caballista.org>,
>>> Art Deco <er...@caballista.org> wrote:
>>>"Home of the auk fake award really BIG Whoppers">
>>
>>>>>>>-- Darth Devo
>>>>>>>Supreme Clueless Leader of the Brainwashed Auk Followers of Art Deco
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>"To err is human, to award cover it up is pure coffeeboy" -- nightbat
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>Art Deco <er...@caballista.org> wrote:
>>"Home of the auk fake award really BIG Whoppers"
>>
>>
>>>>Keep running away, Captain, from our smelly nano diapers that solved all of
>>>>A-A's problems.
>>
>>>Daffy Ducky
>>>
>>>And even Painius and Bill ran away eventually, can you blame them, we've had
>>>them on
>>>for months now, whewwwww! Mommy make those profound Science Officers stop
>>>making fun of us.
>>
>>"We can repair them, we have the technology, to remove the alien Gray
>>giant anal probes from their auk clueless asses, bring in the Bookman
>>coffeeboy trained deprober."
> Bart Devo
>
> I'm losing what little coherency I once never thought I have ever possessed,
> Captain. Please Ducky, Wally, Bookman, help me!
nightbat
Daffy Ducky
> In article <18372-45F...@storefull-3335.bay.webtv.net>,
> herbert...@webtv.net (G=EMC^2 Glazier) wrote:
>
>
>>Professor Scott of UL I also proved it by the 830lb of Moon rock tested
>>here on Earth. That theory that the Moon came out of the
>>Earth is as old and just as bad as the Earth came out of the Sun. It is
>>very hard to reason with you Scott. Your brain is carved in stone.
>>Bert
>
> Daffy Ducky
>
> You proved nothing as far as I know nothing of real science. Stop pretending to be a
> science and actually learn something of modern astronomy you imbecile. I should know
> I'm the biggest auk imbecile next to Deco.
nightbat
Daffy Ducky
Art Deco <er...@caballista.org> wrote:
"Home of the auk fake award really Big Whoppers"
Art Deco wrote:
bellboy mother
>>> * Kook of the Month---Deco
>>> * Coward of the Month---Deco
>>> * Palmjob Paddle---Deco
>>> * Busted Urinal---Deco
>>>
>>>Auk Running smelly diaper away via profound posts and trimming newsgroups
>>>that we
>>>try to get all to crosspost to are the two very best ways to win a fake self auk
>>>fake
>>>Coward of the Month. Fake Looney Maroon is repeatable, so I'm again Deco
>>>eligible.
>>>I'm so Deco thrilled.
>
> Daffy Ducky
>
> Froup sneckage Captain we need the votes for both our Deco/Ducky clueless asses?
>
> You just keep on laming Deco eggman Chicken. All our little auk pals have
> gone and been newsgroups spamming bad.
Art Deco
Art Deco
Art Deco
Art Deco
Art Deco
Art Deco
>Phineas T Puddleduck wrote:
>Daffy Ducky
>
>Art Deco <er...@caballista.org> wrote:
>"Home of the auk fake award really Big Whoppers"
>
>Art Deco wrote:
>bellboy mother
>>>> * Kook of the Month---Deco
>>>> * Coward of the Month---Deco
>>>> * Palmjob Paddle---Deco
>>>> * Busted Urinal---Deco
>>>>
>>>>Auk Running smelly diaper away via profound posts and trimming newsgroups
>>>>that we
>>>>try to get all to crosspost to are the two very best ways to win a fake
>>>>self auk
>>>>fake
>>>>Coward of the Month. Fake Looney Maroon is repeatable, so I'm again Deco
>>>>eligible.
>>>>I'm so Deco thrilled.
>
>>
>> Daffy Ducky
>>
>> Froup sneckage Captain we need the votes for both our Deco/Ducky clueless
>> asses?
>>
>> You just keep on laming Deco eggman Chicken. All our little auk pals have
>> gone and been newsgroups spamming bad.
Amazing. You are even less coherent than a random word generator,
frootbat.
>>
>
>"We can repair them, we have the technology, to remove the alien Gray
>giant anal probes from their auk clueless asses, bring in the Bookman
>coffeeboy trained deprober."
--
TheBookman
He has delusions about eggmen, because of his lust for the Walrus. HTH.
>>>
>>
>>"We can repair them, we have the technology, to remove the alien Gray
>>giant anal probes from their auk clueless asses, bring in the Bookman
>>coffeeboy trained deprober."
Fro0tbat's become quite teh fanboi, hasn't he? Might be a BWMDW in his
future, even.
ESL!
--
Bookman -The Official Overseer of Kooks and Trolls in AFA-B
Kazoo Konspirator #668 (The Neighbor of the Beast)
Clue-Bat Wrangler
Keeper of the Nickname Lists
Despotic Kookologist of the New World Order
Hammer of Thor award, October 2005
BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG-WHISTLE AWARD
MIKE "MIGUEL" CRANSTON, TRAINED BY BOOKMAN
COOSN-266-06-89425
"I'd love to kill you in a ring" - Bartmo gets all touchy-feely
"****SPV....... So yes I am an idiot."
"ASK THE NWS, YOUR TAX DOLLAR GOES TO THEM NOT TO DR.TURI."
- Mr. Turi explains how to accurately predict hurricanes
"Bookman is yet another Usenet fignuten, meaning naysayer and/or
rusemaster of their incest cloned Third Reich. In other words, you're
communicating with an intellectual if not a biological clone of
Hitler."
- Brad Guth tries to wax "scientific", but invokes Godwin, instead.
WWFSMD?
Art Deco
He has one already:
<http://www.caballista.org/auk/kookle.php?search=nightbat>
<tips sombrero>
Phineas T Puddleduck
TheBookman <thebo...@kc.rr.comNULL> wrote:
> > Amazing. You are even less coherent than a random word generator,
> > frootbat.
>
> He has delusions about eggmen, because of his lust for the Walrus. HTH.
>
> >>>
> >>
> >>"We can repair them, we have the technology, to remove the alien Gray
> >>giant anal probes from their auk clueless asses, bring in the Bookman
> >>coffeeboy trained deprober."
>
> Fro0tbat's become quite teh fanboi, hasn't he? Might be a BWMDW in his
> future, even.
>
> ESL!
Quite a little puppet on a string he's become.
Phineas T Puddleduck
Art Deco <er...@caballista.org> wrote:
> >Fro0tbat's become quite teh fanboi, hasn't he? Might be a BWMDW in his
> >future, even.
>
> He has one already:
>
> <http://www.caballista.org/auk/kookle.php?search=nightbat>
>
> <tips sombrero>
Erpxba Bhgubhfr Wbua unf orra fhssvpvragyl genvarq lrg?
John "C"
"Art Deco" <er...@caballista.org> wrote in message
news:120320070504425355%er...@caballista.org...
> nightbat <nigh...@home.ffni.com> wrote:
>
> >Phineas T Puddleduck wrote:
> >Daffy Ducky
> >
> >>>>And even Painius and Bill ran away eventually, can you blame them,
we've
> >>>>had them diapers on
> >>>>for months now, whewwwww! Mommy make those profound Science Officers
stop
> >>>>making fun of us.
> >
> >>
> >> Daffy Ducky
> >>
> >> Not here to defend you, or Double AA. Strange that I don't smell my
soiled
> >> diapers?
> >>
> >
> >"We can repair them, we have the technology, to remove the alien Gray
> >giant anal probes from their auk clueless asses, bring in the Bookman
> >coffeeboy trained deprober."
>
each morning.
>
TRVTH
John "C"
John "C"
> nightbat <nigh...@home.ffni.com> wrote:
>
> >Art Deco wrote:
> >bellboy mother
> >
> >"Art Deco" <er...@caballista.org> wrote
> >"Home of the auk fake award really BIG Whoppers"
> >
> >>>Art Deco wrote:
> >>>bellboy mother
>
>
> >>>>>>Bart Devo
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>All completely auk non sequitur to the motion of Venus, Captain, and
the
> >>>>>>net
> >>>>>>"Seans" are still just a auk missing figment of our silly delusional
> >>>>>>imagination.
> >>>>>>"We can't clueless help ourselves, we're auk's"
> >>>
> >>>>Bart Devo
> >>>>
> >>>>Liar. layher. liher. liyer. Deco trying to spell Princess Leia
> >>>>
> >>>
> >>>Darth Devo: I am not your father, I was auk eggman hatched I tell ya.
> >>>
> >>>Supreme Clueless Leader of the Brainwashed auk Followers of Art Deco
> >>>
> >>>"To err is human, to auk award cover it up is pure coffeeboy" --
nightbat
> >
> >> Bart Devo
> >>
> >> Keep it up, Captain I'm so dog loyal, this will gain me the next Kook
of the
> >> Month
> >> award fur sure. Hope my clueless auk boys nominate me again only for
this
> >> year.
> >>
> >
> >"We can repair them, we have the technology, to remove the alien Gray
> >giant anal probes from their auk clueless asses, bring in the Bookman
> >coffeeboy trained deprober."
>
>
Don't try to talk with your mouth full of penis!
John "C"
> > nightbat <nigh...@home.ffni.com> wrote:
> >
> >> >>Shut up Deco loon. Our imaginary Gray aliens and a set of Science
Officers
> >> >>who can
> >> >>do advanced deep field maths and logic.
> >>
> >> > Bart Devo
> >> > And not a single peer-reviewed publication or Patent that we can
> >> > understand
> >> > due
> >> > to our auk coffeeboy retardedness.
> >
> >
> >Sp the answer to "Have you been peer reviewed?" is NO then coward?
>
> He doesn't know what the term means, otherwise he would have post
> edited it away.
>
Dateline NBC is right down the street. Run and Hide!!
John "C"
> nightbat <nigh...@home.ffni.com> wrote:
>
> >Phineas T Puddleduck wrote:
> >Daffy Ducky
> >
> >>>>Daffy Ducky
> >>>>
> >>>>Shut up loon auk's. Beyond imaginary aliens and a set of Science
Officers
> >>>>who
> >>>>can do original maths and deep field theories is way beyond us
clueless
> >>>>ones.
> >
> >>
> >> Daffy Ducky
> >>
> >> BWAHAHAHHA
> >>
> >> *BAWK* *BAWK* *BAWK* *BAWK* *BAWK*
> >>
> >> I'm Still a clueless quacking p0ast ducky toon?
> >>
> >
> >"We can repair them, we have the technology, to remove the alien Gray
> >giant anal probes from their auk clueless asses, bring in the Bookman
> >coffeeboy trained deprober."
>
> Liar.
>
John "C"
"Phineas T Puddleduck" <phineasp...@googlemail.com> wrote in message
news:phineaspuddleduck-4...@news.octanews.com...
> In article <120320070629142868%er...@caballista.org>,
> Art Deco <er...@caballista.org> wrote:
>
> > >Fro0tbat's become quite teh fanboi, hasn't he? Might be a BWMDW in his
> > >future, even.
> >
> > He has one already:
> >
> > <http://www.caballista.org/auk/kookle.php?search=nightbat>
> >
> > <tips sombrero>
>
>
> Erpxba Bhgubhfr Wbua unf orra fhssvpvragyl genvarq lrg?
>
Daedalus
Excellent job looking owned! You'll win the pageant for sure.
Jade
Phineas T Puddleduck
Daedalus <ja...@netk0o0oks.org> wrote:
> >>
> >Don't try to talk with your mouth full of Art Deco's dick!
> >
>
> Excellent job looking owned! You'll win the pageant for sure.
>
> Jade
I've recently taken him out of my killfile to enjoy his wonderful posting
style. He just so badly wants to be owned, and I'm sure we can litter train
him. I've got a spray full of water if I catch him shitting on the carpet again.
John "C"
John "C"
> In article <3l4bv2p7ja0q1kspt...@4ax.com>,
> Daedalus <ja...@netk0o0oks.org> wrote:
>
> > >>
> > >Don't try to talk with your mouth full of Art Deco's dick!
> > >
> >
> > Excellent job looking owned! You'll win the pageant for sure.
> >
> > Jade
>
>
> I've recently taken him out of my killfile to enjoy his wonderful posting
> style. He just so badly wants to be owned, and I'm sure we can litter
train
Like "Water Sports", Duckie-Boi?
HJ
Kali
Meat Plow me...@meatplow.local said:
: On Mon, 12 Mar 2007 12:24:01 -0600, John "C" wrote:
:
: >
: > "Phineas T Puddleduck" <phineasp...@googlemail.com> wrote in message
: What are you drinking?
Razorback kook juice. His mamma makes it in the washing machine
out on the front porch.
Kali
--
"If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called
research, would it?"
- Albert Einstein
John "C"
"Kali" <ka...@powder.keg> wrote in message
news:et46vc$hha$1...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
****GOT TUNA?****
HJ
Daedalus
You'd think after all these gay lames you'd accidently hit on one that
was kinda funny.
No such luck.
Jade
Kali
Meat Plow me...@meatplow.local said:
:
: > In <pan.2007.03.12....@nntp.sun-meatplow.local>,
: > : On Mon, 12 Mar 2007 12:24:01 -0600, John "C" wrote:
: > :
: > : >
: > : > "Phineas T Puddleduck" <phineasp...@googlemail.com> wrote in message
: > : > news:phineaspuddleduck-F...@news.octanews.com...
: > : >> In article <3l4bv2p7ja0q1kspt...@4ax.com>,
: > : >> Daedalus <ja...@netk0o0oks.org> wrote:
: > : >>
: > : >> > >>
: > : >> > >Don't try to talk with your mouth full of Art Deco's dick!
: > : >> > >
: > : >> >
: > : >> > Excellent job looking owned! You'll win the pageant for sure.
: > : >> >
: > : >> > Jade
: > : >>
: > : >>
: > : >> I've recently taken him out of my killfile to enjoy his wonderful posting
: > : >> style. He just so badly wants to be owned, and I'm sure we can litter
: > : > train
: > : >> him. I've got a spray full of water ...
: > : >
: > : > Like "Water Sports", Duckie-Boi?
: > : >
: > : > HJ
: > :
: > : What are you drinking?
: >
: > Razorback kook juice. His mamma makes it in the washing machine
: > out on the front porch.
: >
: > Kali
: That's some powerful stuff I tell ya!
Did you know that Dishonest John's mother was born with a penis?
And not only that, but she was so stupid that the doctor cut it
off shortly after she was born. It's true, I read it on Usenet!
There's a reason the usual tolerated speed on I-40 through
Arkansas is about 90mph, you know.
Phineas T Puddleduck
Daedalus <ja...@netk0o0oks.org> wrote:
> >Hey, Carpet muncher! How's the diet working out?
> >
> >****GOT TUNA?****
> >
> >HJ
>
> You'd think after all these gay lames you'd accidently hit on one that
> was kinda funny.
>
> No such luck.
>
> Jade
Outhouse actually serves one useful purpose. He stops NightBat being the most
pathetic poster on alt.astronomy. I guess he's only come back to stop NB
winning so many awards.
Kali
ja...@netk0o0oks.org said:
: On Mon, 12 Mar 2007 13:16:01 -0600, "John \"C\""
He's no better with straight sex lames. But he tries.
: Jade
:
Art Deco
>In article <120320070629142868%er...@caballista.org>,
> Art Deco <er...@caballista.org> wrote:
>
>> >Fro0tbat's become quite teh fanboi, hasn't he? Might be a BWMDW in his
>> >future, even.
>>
>> He has one already:
>>
>> <http://www.caballista.org/auk/kookle.php?search=nightbat>
>>
>> <tips sombrero>
>
>
>Erpxba Bhgubhfr Wbua unf orra fhssvpvragyl genvarq lrg?
<http://www.caballista.org/auk/kookle.php?search=honest>
Phineas T Puddleduck
Art Deco <er...@caballista.org> wrote:
>
> >Erpxba Bhgubhfr Wbua unf orra fhssvpvragyl genvarq lrg?
>
> <http://www.caballista.org/auk/kookle.php?search=honest>
Nearly as prolific as his esteemed leader
TheBookman
Oh, I remember. I had in mind another one, but with a new trainer.
Art Deco
Ah yeah, good idea.
John "C"
"Daedalus" <ja...@netk0o0oks.org> wrote in message
news:s3dbv29dfm01stan5...@4ax.com...
I get lots of fan e-mail. All urging me to go on Leno.
Say DeadAnus, where is your brother MBB?
You two make a very good comedy team.
HJ
nightbat
bellboy mother
"Art Deco" <er...@caballista.org> wrote
"Home of the auk fake award really BIG Whoppers"
> TheBookman <thebo...@kc.rr.comNULL> wrote:
> "Just use PVC for whorlpools, it should work"
>
>>On Mon, 12 Mar 2007 05:09:17 -0600, Art Deco wrote:
>>"Home of the auk fake award really BIG Whoppers"
>>
>>>nightbat <nigh...@home.ffni.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>>Phineas T Puddleduck wrote:
>>>>Daffy Ducky
>>>>
>>>>Art Deco <er...@caballista.org> wrote:
>>>>"Home of the auk fake award really Big Whoppers"
>>>>
>>>>Art Deco wrote:
>>>>bellboy mother
>>>>
>>>>>>>* Kook of the Month---Deco
>>>>>>>* Coward of the Month---Deco
>>>>>>>* Palmjob Paddle---Deco
>>>>>>>* Busted Urinal---Deco
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Auk Running smelly diaper away via profound posts and trimming newsgroups
>>>>>>>that we
>>>>>>>try to get all to crosspost to are the two very best ways to win a fake
>>>>>>>self auk
>>>>>>>fake
>>>>>>>Coward of the Month. Fake Looney Maroon is repeatable, so I'm again Deco
>>>>>>>eligible.
>>>>>>>I'm so Deco thrilled.
>>>>>Daffy Ducky
>>>>>
>>>>>Froup sneckage Captain we need the votes for both our Deco/Ducky clueless
>>>>>asses?
>>>>>
>>>>>You just keep on laming Deco eggman Chicken. All our little auk pals have
>>>>>gone and been newsgroups spamming bad.
>>>Bart Devo
>>>Amazing. You are so profound Sir and even more coherent than any auk's or
>>> even a random word generator, Captain.
>>Bookman
>>He has insight about eggmen, because of I lust for the Walrus. HTH.
>>
>>
>>>>"We can repair them, we have the technology, to remove the alien Gray
>>>>giant anal probes from their auk clueless asses, bring in the Bookman
>>>>coffeeboy trained deprober."
>>Bookman
>>Captain has become quite net famous, hasn't he? Might be a Nobel in his
>>Science Officer future, even.
>
> Bart Devo
> Yeah but we have a net depicting auk nano diaper parade glorious one already:
> http://www.arthure212.bravepages.com/MermaidParade2004/images/IMG_1447.jpg
>
>
> <tips mother made little sombrero> I Deco crossposting love nature boy showing off!
Henry Schmidt
nightbat
TheBookman <thebo...@kc.rr.comNULL> wrote:
"Just use PVC for whirlpools, it should work"
> On Mon, 12 Mar 2007 11:40:33 -0600, "John \"C\""
> <hones...@centurytel.net> wrote:
> Major Honest John
>
>>"Phineas T Puddleduck" <phineasp...@googlemail.com> wrote in message
>>news:phineaspuddleduck-4...@news.octanews.com...
>>Daffy Ducky
>>>In article <120320070629142868%er...@caballista.org>,
>>> Art Deco <er...@caballista.org> wrote:
>>>"Home of the auk fake award really Big Whoppers"
>>>
TheBookman <thebo...@kc.rr.comNULL> wrote:
>>>>>Ducky has become quite teh diaper fanboi, hasn't he? Might be a parade in his
>>>>>future, even.
>>>>Bart Devo
>>>>He has one already: He's the one on the left
>>>>
>>>>http://www.arthure212.bravepages.com/MermaidParade2004/images/IMG_1447.jpg
>>>>
>>>><tips mother made sombrero> I'm so Deco proud of my gay nano diaper coffeeboys
>>>
>>>
>>>Erpxba Bhgubhfr Wbua unf orra fhssvpvragyl genvarq lrg?
>>>
>>
>>Don't try to talk with your mouth full of Art Deco's dick!
>>
> Jade
>
> Excellent job Deco and Ducky looking owned! You'll win the pageant for sure.
>
> Jade
>
"We can repair them, we have the technology, to remove the alien Gray