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John Griffin

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Aug 28, 2004, 4:17:04 AM8/28/04
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Through the Freedom Of Information act and a friend at FBI HQ, I have
obtained a copy of the result of DNA testing for your information. The
test was done on a sample of an unnamed fluid that was surreptitiously
obtained from Alexa Cameron by the top secret V*mp*r*bot. (They'll come
and get me and throw me into the FBI dungeon if I spell out the actual
name.)

Since this is a reproduction of a photocopy of the gel, you'll need a
fixed font to see it. I was amazed. Purists might notice that this isn't
exactly like the usual DNA test result. Fuck 'em.


Alexa Cameron DNA:


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Aug 28, 2004, 4:22:01 AM8/28/04
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On 28 Aug 2004 08:17:04 GMT, John Griffin <thathi...@yahooie.com> wrote:

[...]

Doesn't help knowing that no one's DNA is relevant at this point, does it?

Everyone's DNA on earth is fragmenting, so perhaps that's why you post a
lame assed troll.


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"God wanted me to post this" <g...@god.com> wrote in message
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> On 28 Aug 2004 08:17:04 GMT, John Griffin <thathi...@yahooie.com>
wrote:
>
> [...]
>
> Doesn't help knowing that no one's DNA is relevant at this point, does it?
>
> Everyone's DNA on earth is fragmenting, so perhaps that's why you post a
> lame assed troll.


Whats _REALLY_ funny is the way you saw the hook, realized it was a hook,
and then bit down, chewed on, and swallowed the hook. Some things never
change.

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John Griffin

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Aug 28, 2004, 9:16:38 AM8/28/04
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God wanted me to post this <g...@god.com> wrote:

> On 28 Aug 2004 08:17:04 GMT, John Griffin <thathi...@yahooie.com>
> wrote:
>
> [...]
>
> Doesn't help knowing that no one's DNA is relevant at this point, does
> it?
>
> Everyone's DNA on earth is fragmenting, so perhaps that's why you post
> a lame assed troll.

Our DNA is fragmenting?! Does that mean some of us are turning into
horrible looking freakazoids? Show us a few of your tits.

God wanted me to post this

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Aug 28, 2004, 2:02:41 PM8/28/04
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On Sat, 28 Aug 2004 07:03:50 -0400, Sovereign Sockpuppet©
<s.o.v.e....@sock.puppet> wrote:

>Whats _REALLY_ funny is the way you saw the hook, realized it was a hook,
>and then bit down, chewed on, and swallowed the hook. Some things never
>change.

Well, aav is nothing but a troll.

Did you learn anything? You can always learn something, it will be stored
with your record of your life for retrieval later, if any ET wants it.

God wanted me to post this

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Aug 28, 2004, 2:13:39 PM8/28/04
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On 28 Aug 2004 13:16:38 GMT, John Griffin <thathi...@yahooie.com> wrote:

>Our DNA is fragmenting?! Does that mean some of us are turning into
>horrible looking freakazoids?

All of the DNA on earth is rapidly changing, fragmenting -- coming apart.

85% of all the reproductive cells in your body have DNA which is so messed
up that those cells aren't viable enough to perform a reproductive function.
And the remainder of the reproductive cells which are still viable have
defects which are passed on to your children.

No telling what kind of defects the human beings who have been born in the
past 50 years have -- they're just beginning to see the effects. Each next
generation is more defective than the past.

Sovereign Sockpuppet©

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Aug 28, 2004, 3:19:00 PM8/28/04
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"God wanted me to post this" <g...@god.com> wrote in message
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> On Sat, 28 Aug 2004 07:03:50 -0400, Sovereign Sockpuppet©
> <s.o.v.e....@sock.puppet> wrote:
>
> >Whats _REALLY_ funny is the way you saw the hook, realized it was a hook,
> >and then bit down, chewed on, and swallowed the hook. Some things never
> >change.


<snip>

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Aug 28, 2004, 3:20:15 PM8/28/04
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On Sat, 28 Aug 2004 15:19:00 -0400, Sovereign Sockpuppet©
<s.o.v.e....@sock.puppet> wrote:

><snip>

That pretty much sums up it up.

Human life on earth has been snipped, or nipped.

Ta fer now, idiots.

Sovereign Sockpuppet©

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John Griffin

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Aug 28, 2004, 5:33:41 PM8/28/04
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God wanted me to post this <g...@god.com> wrote:

> On 28 Aug 2004 13:16:38 GMT, John Griffin <thathi...@yahooie.com>
> wrote:
>
>>Our DNA is fragmenting?! Does that mean some of us are turning into
>>horrible looking freakazoids?
>
> All of the DNA on earth is rapidly changing, fragmenting -- coming
> apart.
>
> 85% of all the reproductive cells in your body have DNA which is so
> messed up that those cells aren't viable enough to perform a
> reproductive function. And the remainder of the reproductive cells
> which are still viable have defects which are passed on to your
> children.
>
> No telling what kind of defects the human beings who have been born in
> the past 50 years have -- they're just beginning to see the effects.
> Each next generation is more defective than the past.

So you've discovered the source of bimbos. That's a damn fine
coincidence, isn't it?

God wanted me to post this

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Aug 28, 2004, 5:36:28 PM8/28/04
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If you're younger than I am, then you're even MORE genetically defective --
and if you're male, even more so. Nearly ALL of the genetic defects come
from the male spermatozoa because their genitals are exposed.

But hey, what else is new. :)

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If you're younger than I am, then you're even MORE genetically defective --


and if you're male, even more so. Nearly ALL of the genetic defects come
from the male spermatozoa because their genitals are exposed.

But hey, what else is new. :)

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Aratzio

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Aug 28, 2004, 7:36:35 PM8/28/04
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On Sat, 28 Aug 2004 22:26:31 GMT, God wanted me to post this
<g...@god.com> got double secret probation because:

>On Sat, 28 Aug 2004 22:08:46 GMT, Little Meow <me...@meow.meow> wrote:


>
>>God wanted me to post this wrote:
>>
>>> On 28 Aug 2004 21:33:41 GMT, John Griffin <thathi...@yahooie.com>
>>> wrote:
>>>
>>>>God wanted me to post this <g...@god.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On 28 Aug 2004 13:16:38 GMT, John Griffin
>>>>> <thathi...@yahooie.com> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>Our DNA is fragmenting?! Does that mean some of us are turning into
>>>>>>horrible looking freakazoids?
>>>>>
>>>>> All of the DNA on earth is rapidly changing, fragmenting -- coming
>>>>> apart.
>>>>>
>>>>> 85% of all the reproductive cells in your body have DNA which is so
>>>>> messed up that those cells aren't viable enough to perform a
>>>>> reproductive function. And the remainder of the reproductive cells
>>>>> which are still viable have defects which are passed on to your
>>>>> children.
>>>>>
>>>>> No telling what kind of defects the human beings who have been born
>>>>> in the past 50 years have -- they're just beginning to see the
>>>>> effects. Each next generation is more defective than the past.
>>>>
>>>>So you've discovered the source of bimbos. That's a damn fine
>>>>coincidence, isn't it?
>>>
>>> If you're younger than I am, then you're even MORE genetically
>>> defective -- and if you're male, even more so. Nearly ALL of the
>>> genetic defects come from the male spermatozoa because their genitals
>>> are exposed.
>

>>Sometimes the boys just need a little airing out.
>
>Well 'the boys' are the ones who have been the main contributors to human
>extinction via the massive defects in their biology -- and minds.

>
>>> But hey, what else is new. :)

>>Indeed.
>
>It's worse now too -- look at the world for the obvious. Give men
>technology and look what they do with it!
>

PORN!

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Dr. Flonkenstein

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Aug 28, 2004, 10:17:43 PM8/28/04
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Being tired of lurking, on Sat, 28 Aug 2004 23:16:12 +0000, Little Meow
posted:

> God wanted me to post this wrote:
>
>> On Sat, 28 Aug 2004 22:08:46 GMT, Little Meow <me...@meow.meow> wrote:


>>
>>>God wanted me to post this wrote:
>>>
>>>> On 28 Aug 2004 21:33:41 GMT, John Griffin <thathi...@yahooie.com>
>>>> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>God wanted me to post this <g...@god.com> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On 28 Aug 2004 13:16:38 GMT, John Griffin
>>>>>> <thathi...@yahooie.com> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Our DNA is fragmenting?! Does that mean some of us are turning into
>>>>>>>horrible looking freakazoids?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> All of the DNA on earth is rapidly changing, fragmenting -- coming
>>>>>> apart.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> 85% of all the reproductive cells in your body have DNA which is so
>>>>>> messed up that those cells aren't viable enough to perform a
>>>>>> reproductive function. And the remainder of the reproductive cells
>>>>>> which are still viable have defects which are passed on to your
>>>>>> children.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> No telling what kind of defects the human beings who have been born
>>>>>> in the past 50 years have -- they're just beginning to see the
>>>>>> effects. Each next generation is more defective than the past.
>>>>>
>>>>>So you've discovered the source of bimbos. That's a damn fine
>>>>>coincidence, isn't it?
>>>>
>>>> If you're younger than I am, then you're even MORE genetically
>>>> defective -- and if you're male, even more so. Nearly ALL of the
>>>> genetic defects come from the male spermatozoa because their genitals
>>>> are exposed.
>>

>>>Sometimes the boys just need a little airing out.
>>
>> Well 'the boys' are the ones who have been the main contributors to
>> human extinction via the massive defects in their biology -- and minds.

> I've been feeling pretty good.
> No serious illnesses. I heal rather quickly. If there is no point in
> fighting and no purpose to what we do, then why try to make people sad by
> telling them that everyone will die in 100 yrs.


>
>>>> But hey, what else is new. :)

>>>Indeed.
>>
>> It's worse now too -- look at the world for the obvious. Give men
>> technology and look what they do with it!

> I take pictures of my family and friends and share them on DVDs. I
> sometimes make movies of special events and put those on DVDs. This past
> summer, I helped with a program to keep at risk junior high students in
> school by introducing them to careers in technology. I help my elderly
> neighbors keep in touch with each other, and their families over the
> internet. Sometimes I scan photos for them to send. Sometimes I help with
> problems with their PCs.
>
> What do you do with technology?
>
What technology do you expect from a notorious crack whore?

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Aug 28, 2004, 10:15:25 PM8/28/04
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On Sun, 29 Aug 2004 04:17:43 +0200, "Dr. Flonkenstein"
<gregoriy_rasp...@hotmail.com> wrote:

>What technology do you expect from a notorious crack whore?

Well given the USA is a crack whore, I'd expect more technology to make more
crack.

Dr. Flonkenstein

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Aug 28, 2004, 10:22:07 PM8/28/04
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Being tired of lurking, on Sat, 28 Aug 2004 14:29:35 -0600, C.R. Osterwald
posted:

> In article <c2i1j05k0utm1kj63...@4ax.com>, God wanted me to


> post this <g...@god.com> wrote:
>
>> On Sat, 28 Aug 2004 07:03:50 -0400, Sovereign Sockpuppet©
>> <s.o.v.e....@sock.puppet> wrote:
>>
>> >Whats _REALLY_ funny is the way you saw the hook, realized it was a
>> >hook, and then bit down, chewed on, and swallowed the hook. Some
>> >things never change.
>>
>> Wel
>

> Shut up, Alexa.
>
Shut up Alexa Crackeron!


>
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>
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On Sun, 29 Aug 2004 04:22:07 +0200, "Dr. Flonkenstein"
<gregoriy_rasp...@hotmail.com> wrote:

>Being tired of lurking, on Sat, 28 Aug 2004 14:29:35 -0600, C.R. Osterwald
>posted:
>
>> In article <c2i1j05k0utm1kj63...@4ax.com>, God wanted me to
>> post this <g...@god.com> wrote:
>>
>>> On Sat, 28 Aug 2004 07:03:50 -0400, Sovereign Sockpuppet©
>>> <s.o.v.e....@sock.puppet> wrote:
>>>
>>> >Whats _REALLY_ funny is the way you saw the hook, realized it was a
>>> >hook, and then bit down, chewed on, and swallowed the hook. Some
>>> >things never change.
>>>
>>> Wel
>>
>> Shut up, Alexa.
>>
>Shut up Alexa Crackeron!

Now really flunkenstein, so you actually think you're saving the world?

Why not write that on car's little golden NASA plaque and launch it into
space, maybe someday some bored extraterrestrials species will find it and
get a laugh.

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John Griffin

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Aug 29, 2004, 7:37:43 AM8/29/04
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God wanted me to post this <g...@god.com> wrote:

> It's worse now too -- look at the world for the obvious. Give men
> technology and look what they do with it!

Speaking of technology, I'm still waiting for you to assure the world that
you know how to use antigravidity devices and that you do so without fail.
I'm sure you understand my concern. If you don't, just think about the
ramifications of your possible contribution to the gene pool.


John Griffin

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Aug 29, 2004, 7:53:26 AM8/29/04
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God wanted me to post this <g...@god.com> wrote:

>... Nearly ALL of the


> genetic defects come from the male spermatozoa because their genitals
> are exposed.

How do you know male spermatozoas' genitals are exposed? I hope you don't
tell me they tickle your tonsils.

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Good bye!

<plonkers>

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On 29 Aug 2004 11:53:26 GMT, John Griffin <thathi...@yahooie.com>
wrote in alt.fan.art-bell in message
<Xns955431BF576CAth...@130.133.1.4>:

My spermatozoa have no genitals, as far as I know, but I have to admit
that I've never actually examined them under a microscope.
--
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"Nope, Lockheed provided the cover for 9-11 due to abuses of it's system. They're guilty as charged. But ultimately it was Bechtel who concocted the
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Sarcasm is my sword, Apathy is my shield.

John Griffin

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God wanted me to post this <g...@god.com> wrote:

> On 29 Aug 2004 11:37:43 GMT, John Griffin <thathi...@yahooie.com>
> wrote:
>
>>God wanted me to post this <g...@god.com> wrote:
>>
>>> It's worse now too -- look at the world for the obvious. Give men
>>> technology and look what they do with it!
>>
>>Speaking of technology, I'm still waiting for you to assure the world
>>that you know how to use antigravidity devices and that you do so
>>without fail. I'm sure you understand my concern. If you don't, just
>>think about the ramifications of your possible contribution to the
>>gene pool.
>
> Good bye!
>
> <plonkers>

I was afraid you were only going to plonk me once this year. I would
have felt neglected.

Daedalus

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On 31 Aug 2004 14:05:51 GMT, John Griffin <thathi...@yahooie.com>,
wrote:

>God wanted me to post this <g...@god.com> wrote:
>
>> On 29 Aug 2004 11:37:43 GMT, John Griffin <thathi...@yahooie.com>
>> wrote:
>>
>>>God wanted me to post this <g...@god.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> It's worse now too -- look at the world for the obvious. Give men
>>>> technology and look what they do with it!
>>>
>>>Speaking of technology, I'm still waiting for you to assure the world
>>>that you know how to use antigravidity devices and that you do so
>>>without fail. I'm sure you understand my concern. If you don't, just
>>>think about the ramifications of your possible contribution to the
>>>gene pool.
>>
>> Good bye!
>>
>> <plonkers>
>
>I was afraid you were only going to plonk me once this year. I would
>have felt neglected.

<Insert Alexa's prompt response here>

Jade


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