Re: google groups.

[Veronica Karlsson]

Checkmate wrote:
>
> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
> Checkmate. Oh, yeah... I should also mention that çu said the following:
> >
> > Checkmate <Lunati...@The.Edge> sez 18 Oct 2011:
> >
> > > Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts
> > > by Checkmate. Oh, yeah... I should also mention that meowmix said the
> > > following:
> > >>
> > >> On Mon, 17 Oct 2011 13:47:38 -0700, Checkmate
> > >> <Lunati...@The.Edge> wrote:
> > >>
> > >> >Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading
> > >> >posts by Checkmate. Oh, yeah... I should also mention that meowmix
> > >> >said the following:
> > >> >>
> > >> >> what the fuck has happend to the archive? i was looking for some
> > >> >> old posts i've read before 'cause they are funny. the posts have
> > >> >> links to them only when i click on them it says something about
> > >> >> the links being dead.
> > >> >>
> > >> >>
> > >> >> --
> > >> >>
> > >> >> mhm x v i x i i i
> > >> >
> > >> >Go0gle fucked up Deja. A lot of things are gone, including Bill
> > >> >Palmer's Deja Mountain.
> > >>
> > >> it certainly has been junk since they took it over. way to much is
> > >> now missing.
> > >>
> > >>
> > >> --
> > >>
> > >> mhm x v i x i i i
> > >
> > > I tried to find my "Kiss Checky's Ass" ASCII, but it's long gone.
> > >
> >
> > did veronica make it?
>
> No, I found one that was originally called "Moonman," but it was done with a
> lot of non-ASCII characters. I had to redo most of it to make it viewable for
> everyone. Unfortunately, I have no idea where I found it in the first place.
>

Hmmm...

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[Checkmate]

Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by

Checkmate and his many talented socks. Oh yeah... I should also mention
that Veronica Karlsson said this shit:
~
~ Checkmate wrote:
~ >
~ > Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
~ > Checkmate. Oh, yeah... I should also mention that çu said the following:
~ > >
~ > > Checkmate <Lunati...@The.Edge> sez 18 Oct 2011:
~ > >
~ > > > Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts
~ > > > by Checkmate. Oh, yeah... I should also mention that meowmix said the
~ > > > following:
~ > > >>
~ > > >> On Mon, 17 Oct 2011 13:47:38 -0700, Checkmate
~ > > >> <Lunati...@The.Edge> wrote:
~ > > >>
~ > > >> >Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading
~ > > >> >posts by Checkmate. Oh, yeah... I should also mention that meowmix
~ > > >> >said the following:
~ > > >> >>
~ > > >> >> what the fuck has happend to the archive? i was looking for some
~ > > >> >> old posts i've read before 'cause they are funny. the posts have
~ > > >> >> links to them only when i click on them it says something about
~ > > >> >> the links being dead.
~ > > >> >>
~ > > >> >>
~ > > >> >> --
~ > > >> >>
~ > > >> >> mhm x v i x i i i
~ > > >> >
~ > > >> >Go0gle fucked up Deja. A lot of things are gone, including Bill
~ > > >> >Palmer's Deja Mountain.
~ > > >>
~ > > >> it certainly has been junk since they took it over. way to much is
~ > > >> now missing.
~ > > >>
~ > > >>
~ > > >> --
~ > > >>
~ > > >> mhm x v i x i i i
~ > > >
~ > > > I tried to find my "Kiss Checky's Ass" ASCII, but it's long gone.
~ > > >
~ > >
~ > > did veronica make it?
~ >
~ > No, I found one that was originally called "Moonman," but it was done with a
~ > lot of non-ASCII characters. I had to redo most of it to make it viewable for
~ > everyone. Unfortunately, I have no idea where I found it in the first place.
~ >
~
~ Hmmm...

You probably don't remember that because it was a l-o-n-g time ago, but
you're the one who pointed out that some of the characters were non-
ASCII. I've tried to re-find it on the Web, but with no luck.

--
Checkmate
Copyright © 2011
all rights reserved

[Johann 'Myrkraverk' Oskarsson]

Checkmate <Lunati...@The.Edge> writes:


> You probably don't remember that because it was a l-o-n-g time ago,
> but you're the one who pointed out that some of the characters were
> non- ASCII. I've tried to re-find it on the Web, but with no luck.

And archive.org is not even helping with the dead links?

Here, have some thorns.

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Yes, I've been watching entirely too much of the old 60s Addams
Family.


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[Veronica Karlsson]

Checkmate wrote:
>
> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
> Checkmate and his many talented socks. Oh yeah... I should also mention
> that Veronica Karlsson said this shit:
> ~
> ~ Checkmate wrote:
> ~ >
> ~ > Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by

> ~ > Checkmate. Oh, yeah... I should also mention that �u said the following:

http://ascii-art.de/ascii/mno/moon.txt
http://ascii-art.de/ascii/ab/astronaut.txt
http://ascii-art.de/ascii/ab/ass.txt
http://ascii-art.de/ascii/ab/bottom.txt

[Checkmate]

Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by

Checkmate!

First, check out what Veronica Karlsson said:


>
> Checkmate wrote:
> >
> > Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
> > Checkmate and his many talented socks. Oh yeah... I should also mention
> > that Veronica Karlsson said this shit:
> > ~
> > ~ Checkmate wrote:
> > ~ >
> > ~ > Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by

> > ~ > Checkmate. Oh, yeah... I should also mention that çu said the following:

It wasn't like any of those. It was an old man dropping his pants and
mooning everyone, and it was The Greatest ASCII Ever, and now it's GONE!

[Veronica Karlsson]

http://www.jokelibrary.net/yNonJokes/ASCII_art1.html

Subj: Mooned
From: ipkis on 97-06-16

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You have been e-mooned! Send this to 5 people within the next hour
and you will be blessed with good luck. Happy e-mooning!!!

[Veronica Karlsson]

http://www.geocities.com/spunk1111/men.htm

-=[ mooner ]=- 8/97

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[Veronica Karlsson]

from a file on my computer (I did not make any of these pictures):



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Subject: Troll FAQ
From: Colin Douthwaite <cf...@southern.co.nz>
Date: 1998/07/03
Message-ID: <89949509...@mnementh.southern.co.nz>
Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art,alt.ascii-art.animation

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______ ______ ______ ______ ______ ______ ______ ______
/_____/ /_____/ /_____/ /_____/ /_____/ /_____/ /_____/ /_____/


***What is a troll?

A fisherman would say it means to trail worms through water teeming
with fish, hoping for a bite. In newsgroup terminology, it means
pretty much the same thing.

***What is the objective of the troll?

The hobbyist may want nothing more than to provoke a reaction from
the newsgroup. Some do it merely to call attention to themselves.
There are career trolls who are dedicated to filling newsgroups with
off-topic posts, flames, and general confusion. Some trolls are
simple, while some are quite elaborate and long-running. Some
trolls have achieved a degree of infamy. You can find out who they
are by looking for the word 'troll and usenet' using any search engine.

***Is trolling only for the lonely?

No! The happiest trolls travel in packs. The more the merrier.
They give aid and encouragement to one another in their mission to
destroy the newsgroups they infest.

***What are the tools of the trolling trade?

Well, you have asked a big question there. For the creative and
enterprising troller, there are just too many to list. Here's a
brief sampling:

1. Hidden identities work well. As has been noted in the past, AOL
gives 5 screen names. Now, those can be used to good advantage.
The troller can appear to be 5 altogether different people as
he/she/it carefully fans the flames. Seemingly endless off-topic
threads that say nothing and go absolutely nowhere can be
constructed in this fashion. But if someone notices that there seem
to be 'too many' AOLers in the group, there's always:

2. REMAILERS. You can have all of these you want. A different
identity for every day of the week. Or, if this isn't anonymous
enough for your purposes, try:

3. ANONYMOUS remailers. It is said these are not easy to learn how
to work, but well worth the effort to the would-be troller.

4. Cultivate other trollers for *buddies*. They are handy for
backing up your ludicrous claims and other falsehoods. They will
add to the general chaos in the newsgroup you are attacking. You
will have need of your *buddies* as the posts grow further and
further off-topic.

And as the other people in the group begin objecting to your nonsense.

5. Never underestimate the power of e-mail. A troller can stay just
behind the scenes, but still participate in the fun via e-mail.
That person can use e-mail to encourage others to do their dirty
work. Posting objectionable comments and so on. The beauty of
staying disengaged in the nasty on-board comments, is that the
troller's reputation remains dainty. It's very important to have at
least one troller of the bunch free to appear to smooth things over
with the general population of the group.

-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+

***This is the Help Section for Trollers in Distress***

1. HELP! I've been identified as a troll! Whatever will I do?
Call them a troll right back. (Optional: Get your friends to agree
with you.)

2. HELP! I've been accused of making off-topic posts. Whatever
will I do?

Forthrightly declare that their own posts complaining about you are
off-topic. Remind them that the group is unmoderated and you can
post anything you please, so there. Bring out some of your extra
addresses to flame them.

3. HELP! I've been caught in a lie.

Take your pick: Change the subject, claim your posts were tampered
with/nuked, claim the person who is calling you a liar is a liar,
declare that you are afraid of the person, say the person has a
mental problem, say it's a free country and you have the right to
lie if you want to. Failing all that, get one or all of your
aliases to say it.

4.. HELP! Nobody likes me.

Well, what did you expect? Look at what you do for a living. Grow
a thicker skin.

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/_____/ /_____/ /_____/ /_____/ /_____/ /_____/ /_____/ /_____/


Bye,





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l8...@hopi.dtcc.edu wrote:
>
> I'm desperate for some bondage ascii....
> preferably something with a dominatrix!
> please send or post them!
> thanks
> marzipan


Awkay...


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Ghee, it must be more fun playing the dominant role...


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> Could someone please post some Hanson ascii art?

Cool, OK! But to do any I'll have to let go of this rope I'm holding....

"....... mmmMMMmm BOP! ...."


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> > >Too easy .. we have better plans for you ....
> > Like one of those lil sex slaves??? That would be cool.
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[Checkmate]

Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
Checkmate!

First, check out what Veronica Karlsson said:

> Subject: Re: google groups.
> From: Veronica Karlsson <veronica...@gmail.com>
> Newsgroups: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, alt.usenet.kooks, alt.ascii-art

Thanks, but it was none of those. It was actually much more elaborate.
I could always find it in Deja using the search phrase "kiss Checky's
ass", but it apparently disappeared after they got g00glized.

--
Checkmate
KotAGoR XXXIV
Copyright © 2012
all rights reserved

[Somebody]

On 2012-03-06 at 02:49, Checkmate wrote:

> Thanks, but it was none of those. It was actually much more elaborate.
> I could always find it in Deja using the search phrase "kiss Checky's
> ass", but it apparently disappeared after they got g00glized.

Are you sure? I've found several hits in google groups:

http://groups.google.com/groups/search?hl=en&q=%22kiss+Checky%27s+ass%22&qt_s=Search+Groups

And this should be the image:

http://groups.google.com/group/alt.trucks.chevy/browse_thread/thread/a44734d3ce984a/d27439207a012822?hl=en&q=%22kiss+Checky%27s+ass%22#d27439207a012822

Kiss Checky's ass!
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Regards,

--
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[Checkmate]

Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
Checkmate!

First, check out what Somebody said:


>
> On 2012-03-06 at 02:49, Checkmate wrote:
>
> > Thanks, but it was none of those. It was actually much more elaborate.
> > I could always find it in Deja using the search phrase "kiss Checky's
> > ass", but it apparently disappeared after they got g00glized.
>
> Are you sure? I've found several hits in google groups:
>
> http://groups.google.com/groups/search?hl=en&q=%22kiss+Checky%27s+ass%22&qt_s=Search+Groups
>
> And this should be the image:
>
> http://groups.google.com/group/alt.trucks.chevy/browse_thread/thread/a44734d3ce984a/d27439207a012822?hl=en&q=%22kiss+Checky%27s+ass%22#d27439207a012822
>
> Kiss Checky's ass!
> .-''''''.
> ,' ,,..,',

> .o?, ? o? -,,.,,,,___

> ( (_, , @),/',;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,,,,.
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>
> Regards,

THAT'S IT! Where did you find it? Oh, happy day!

THANK YOU!

--
Checkmate
KotAGoR XXXIV
Hammer of Thor, Feb. 2012

[Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.]

"Checkmate" <Lunati...@The.Edge> wrote in message
news:MPG.29c7e1551...@news.alt.net...

A most appropriate ASCII for a FAGGOT!

[Checkmate]

Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
Checkmate!

I think I know what happened. I probably didn't add quotes around the
search string. I just found this little gem from Rikijoke from 2000 when
KotAGoR trolled the shit out of AHM. God, I miss Rikijoke and some of
those other script kiddies!


**********************************************************************
rikijo

View profile

Apr 30 2000, 11:00...

You were given an oppotunity to fuck-off..but you thought otherwise..this
perplexes me.Maybe some of the other guys in here want to blow-off your
bullshit
in here and `call-it-even` but there are those of us who are not as
forgiving
when it comes to combatting the disease known by its scientific term:
~Intrusionbytroll~
As a matter of fact you might think you got away with murder
checkfuk..but buddy
i can guarantee you this..we hav`nt even started to fuck with you..silly-
cunt.
fuck-you, and your troll-outfit..see ya soon..

rikijo

**********************************************************************

BWAHAHAHAHAHA! It's still funny 12 years later!

[Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.]

"Checkmate" <Lunati...@The.Edge> wrote in message

news:MPG.29c7e41ad...@news.alt.net...

> Hammer of Ghey, Feb. 2012

> Copyright © 2012
> all rights reserved

Fixed your sig. You're welcome.

[Checkmate]

Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
Checkmate!

Faggot.

--
Checkmate
KotAGoR XXXIV
Hammer of Thor, Feb. 2012

[%]

there certainly is a strong resemblance

[Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.]

"Checkmate" <Lunati...@The.Edge> wrote in message

news:MPG.29c7e5919...@news.alt.net...

> First, check out what Sir Gregory Hall, Esq. said:

[trim]

>> > Checkmate
>> > KotAGoR XXXIV
>> > Hammer of Ghey, Feb. 2012
>> > Copyright © 2012
>> > all rights reserved
>>
>> Fixed your sig. You're welcome.
>
> Faggot.

Don't you WISH!!! You struck out with % so now you're after me. LOL!

[Anon]

Somebody wrote in <news:jjlelq$7a6$1...@dont-email.me>:

> On 2012-03-06 at 02:49, Checkmate wrote:

>> Thanks, but it was none of those. It was actually much more elaborate.
>> I could always find it in Deja using the search phrase "kiss Checky's
>> ass", but it apparently disappeared after they got g00glized.

> Are you sure? I've found several hits in google groups:

> http://groups.google.com/groups/search?hl=en&q=%22kiss+Checky%27s+ass%22&qt_s=Search+Groups

> And this should be the image:

> http://groups.google.com/group/alt.trucks.chevy/browse_thread/thread/a44734d3ce984a/d27439207a012822?hl=en&q=%22kiss+Checky%27s+ass%22#d27439207a012822

Doh! Checkmate is 'too fucking stupid to use Google Groups'.

Bahahaaa!


--

Bill Keesing's Life Phrase:
"Put the key of despair into the lock of apathy. Turn the knob of
mediocrity slowly and open the door of despondency - welcome to my
life."

And it's in a flaming tail-spin. Fasten yer seatbelt and put yer tray
upright, Bill. This might be a bumpy ride.

Porksword Organthruster, that low-life stalking fucknut who has made
it his life's work to harass the half-retarded half-midget Emmett Earl
Gulley, Jr. (and does a half-assed job of it) online is actually Bill
Keesing from Aukland, NZ.

Porksword Organthruster's curriculum vitae:
http://groups.google.com/groups/search?&as_ugroup=alt.usenet.kooks&as_uauthors=Porksword+Organthruster&safe=off

Bill Keesing
Flat 16, 5 Edgars Road, Grey Lynn\Westmere (Cox's Bay), Auckland, NZ
1002
+64 9 376 0106
zz9plur...@orcon.net.nz

Here's the proof:

First, we'll look at Bill Keesing's post to usenet as Porksword
Organthruster, in which he outed himself. This is a long post, so
we'll include a link to it, and you can peruse it at your leisure.
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.usenet.kooks/msg/0646a49cb01010c4
Message-ID: <1646859.huUyflWWV1@FishhookU>

Now, the above full post is a bit hard to read and follow, so let's
dig out the salient points. This, you should read carefully, and laugh
about heartily.
(Note that I've removed the 'at' (@) sign from email addresses, so
they are fully readable in Google Groups.)
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> Hi Bill,

> I put the hamper on the side of the road, it is a bit
> stuffed really.

> I rang Ngaire and she will catch up with you next week to
> negotiate with you regarding getting 16/5 Edgars back on
> track, and will also give me a list of maintenance issues,
> current or upcoming that will need attention.

> I hope you don't mind I have given her your contact phone
> # at home and work.

> Ngaire works at Arrow Property Managers, a guy at work
> said she was really nice to deal with, so I hope she suits
> us.

> thanks

> allie


> ----- Original Message Follows -----
>> Hi again,

>> Just a thought. I've got a huge hamper under the house
>> in the electrics room (just up from the letterboxes). If
>> that would be any use to you, you are welcome to it. I
>> scored it at the inorganics a few years ago.

>> There is also a door at the back of the electrics room
>> that leads under the house, and there is storage there -
>> I have seen Aidan in there a couple of times. I don't
>> know how water tight it is, but you could use that space
>> for free and padlock it.

>> cheers

>> allie


>> ----- Original Message Follows -----
>>> Hi Bill,

>>> Can you please send an email response back to me by
>>> Friday 25th March, 2011.

>>> Please confirm whether you believe there are storage
>>> and cleaning issues that need to be addressed at unit
>>> 16/5 Edgars Rd.

>>> If there are storage and cleaning issues, you need to
>>> provide me with a plan to consider for how you wish
>>> to manage clearing and cleaning prior to site
>>> inspection in October.

>>> If you believe there are not any storage and cleaning
>>> issues, then please offer me a time within the next
>>> week that I can come around and visit.

>>> Thanks

>>> allie


>>> ----- Original Message Follows -----
>>>> Hey Bill,
>>>>
>>>> Given that you are a bit short of cash at the moment
>>>> , (and me) why don't we leave a site inspection
>>>> until October, 2011 before you go to Bathurst. (You
>>>> are off in November, if I recall). This will give us
>>>> both something to aim for and save for.

>>>> That way, you can do what you need to do, and I can
>>>> arrange a carpet clean for your unit when the
>>>> weathers warm again.

>>>> I don't know how to do a proper property inspection
>>>> anyway - eg checking taps, pipes, leaks etc, so
>>>> would get someone professional in to do that for me,
>>>> so that I can do a maintenance plan/budget then.

>>>> Thanks

>>>> allie


>>>> ----- Original Message -----
>>>> From: "Alison Kerr" <allie.k AT clear.net.nz>
>>>> To: <bill AT help.geek.nz>
>>>> Cc: <allie.k AT clear.net.nz>
>>>> Sent: Monday, March 21, 2011 6:20 AM
>>>> Subject: Cleaning of unit 16

>>>>> Hi Bill,
>>>>>
>>>>> The painters told me that your place was really
>>>>> smelly and full to overflowing with boxes.

>>>>> Have been putting off saying anything, bit like
>>>>> telling the person next to you at work that they
>>>>> have BO.

>>>>> Can you please clean up your unit and clear out
>>>>> any rubbish, and email me a time in the next month
>>>>> to do a site inspection. After work is fine.

>>>>> Thanks

>>>>> allie
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----------------------------------------------------------------------

Ok, in the above snippet of the above whole post, we see Alison Kerr
(Bill Keesing's landlord) admonishing him for having a smelly
apartment that's stacked full of boxes, and is setting up a date and
time for an inspection to be sure Bill Keesing obeys the landlord's
cleanliness rules.

Now, Bill Keesing has changed the WHOIS of his domain since outing
himself (help.geek.nz, taken from the email address in the post from
Porksword Organthruster (AKA Bill Keesing) above):
http://whois.domaintools.com/help.geek.nz
domain_datelastmodified: 2011-03-29 T16:24:12+13:00 <<=== NOTE DATE
registrant_contact_name: Bill Keesing
registrant_contact_address1: 28 The Warehouse Way
registrant_contact_address2: Northcote
registrant_contact_city: Auckland
registrant_contact_country: NZ (NEW ZEALAND)
registrant_contact_phone: +64 9 999-9999
registrant_contact_email: a...@orcon.net.nz
The above address is Orcon broadband and telephone.

But PRIOR to 29 Mar 2011 (the day after he accidentally posted the
information above to usenet, outing himself as a stalking, harassing,
defaming, libeling scumbag kook who likes to pick on retarded midgets
online), the WHOIS for Bill Keesing's domain read as follows:
registrant_contact_name: Bill Keesing
registrant_contact_address1: Flat 16-5 Edgars Road
registrant_contact_address2: Grey Lynn
registrant_contact_city: Auckland
registrant_contact_country: NZ 1002
registrant_contact_phone: +64 9 376 0106
registrant_contact_email: zz9plur...@orcon.net.nz

Now, you may be saying, "Well, that doesn't prove anything at all! You
could just be making all of this up."

Well, you COULD call the telephone number (+64 9 376 0106) to hear
Bill Keesing sobbing about stupidly outing himself on usenet as a
stalking, harassing, defaming, libeling scumbag kook who likes to pick
on retarded midgets online. :-)

But, there are other ways to ascertain that the above is true.

Bill Keesing has posted a photo online here:
http://www.metvuw.com/index-content.php?date=20090721
http://www.metvuw.com/photoofweek/photo-20090721-03.jpg

Here's a quote on that web page from Bill Keesing (AKA Porksword
Organthruster):
Bill Keesing
"'Sunlight shining through the fog over Cox's Creek in Cox's Bay,
Auckland. The picture was taken by a Canon Powershot A410 on the
automatic setting. The picture was taken looking towards the
northwest. It was a nice, crisp walk to catch the bus into work that
morning' wrote Bill. The photograph was taken at 08:26 on 3 June
2009."

Now, to find exactly where this photo was taken, we have to start from
where Bill Keesing (AKA Porksword Organthruster) lives:
Here's the Google Street View of his low-rent stink-factory apartment
on Edgars Road:
http://maps.google.com/maps?q=5+Edgars+Road,+Grey+Lynn,+Auckland,+NZ+1002&sll=-36.854309,174.72672&sspn=0.000906,0.001714&hnear=5+Edgars+Rd,+Auckland+1022,+Auckland,+New+Zealand&layer=c&cbll=-36.854409,174.726653&panoid=sBrQtzc2Zi9iHTfDv8FNyw&cbp=12,106.23,,0,5.49&ie=UTF8&hq=&ll=-36.854308,174.726721&spn=0,0.001714&z=19&iwloc=A

Note the row of letterboxes just 'round the bend on Edgars Road, and
the low doorway just past them that leads into the electrics room.
Behind the electrics room is where Bill Keesing (AKA Porksword
Organthruster) is storing the boxes that were cluttering his apartment
and making it stink so badly.

The apartment address, the letterboxes, the doorway to the electrics
room, the stinky apartment, and the boxes cluttering Bill Keesing's
apartment are all mentioned in the emails from Alison Kerr to Bill
Keesing, posted to usenet by Porksword Organthruster (AKA Bill
Keesing).

Now, from the metvuw.com link above, where Bill Keesing submitted a
photo, we know that Bill Keesing takes the bus to work, and that he
walks to the bus stop. Looking at Google Maps shows that there is only
one way out of that end of Edgars Road. So, let's follow along Edgars
Road and see if any of the Google Street View photos match the photo
that Bill Keesing (AKA Porksword Organthruster) submitted to
metvuw.com.

We find that if we go down Edgars Road about one block to the
intersection of Edgars Road and Kingsley Street, and continue straight
on Edgars Road to the next 'hop' on Google Street View past that
intersection, we see the same photo in Google Street View as Bill
Keesing (aka Porksword Organthruster) submitted to metvuw.com. Note
that, just like Bill Keesing said of his photo, Google Street View is
looking in a northwesterly direction.

One block from his apartment is where Bill Keesing took that photo he
submitted to metvuw.com.

=========================

So, what do we have here:
1} We have a conversation between Alison Kerr (landlord) and Bill
Keesing (tenant) about his "really smelly", cluttered apartment,
posted to usenet accidentally by Porksword Organthruster. If Porksword
OrganThruster is not Bill Keesing, how did he come into possession of
that personal email exchange?

2} Immediately after discovering that he'd accidentally posted this
embarrassing and identifying information, Porksword Organthruster
disappeared from usenet, whereas before he would post every day to
harass the half-retarded, half-midget Emmett Earl Gulley, Jr. of
Melbourne, FL, US. If Porksword Organthruster were NOT Bill Keesing,
why would he care if Bill Keesing's address were revealed, and run
from usenet as he did?

3} The address in the old help.geek.nz domain registration information
by Bill Keesing, and in the emails from Alison Kerr to Bill Keesing
(and accidentally posted by Porksword Organthruster) match exactly, as
does the description of the property in question.

4} We have a photo submitted by Bill Keesing to metvuw.com, that is
only one block from the address specified in the old registration
information by Bill Keesing (and in the emails from Alison Kerr to
Bill Keesing, accidentally posted by Porksword Organthruster).

5} Bill Keesing suddenly changed the information in his domain
registration to inaccurate information, in an attempt to hide his true
whereabouts, after he'd found that he'd outed himself on usenet as a
stalking, harassing, defaming, libeling scumbag kook.

6) Bill Keesing is an AUK (alt.usenet.kooks) denizen from WAY back. I
trust you can do your own search to verify this.

7} Bill Keesing discontinued his http://users.iconz.co.nz/keesing
site, when he'd been using it in the signatures of some of his website
forum posts as far back as May 29, 1998 and as recently as January 01,
2011. That matters little, as the Wayback Machine has archived it.

8} After being outed as a creepy, smelly, hoarding online stalker,
Bill Keesing (aka Porksword Organthruster) flounced from usenet (21
Apr 2011, Message-ID: <1630688.KXDNF0lm0F@FishhookU> titled "I am out
of here.", his farewell kook speech), only to return incognito.

Here's the link to his site ('user.iconz.co.nz/keesing' redirects to
'www3.iconz.co.nz/bill'):
http://replay.waybackmachine.org/19970301092752/http://www3.iconz.co.nz/bill/

On that web page, Bill states, "I am currently employed by the
Internet Company of New Zealand as a Customer Support Officer...". The
Internet Company of New Zealand is iconz.co.nz / iconz.net.

And here's Bill Keesing's photos. Note that he LOOKS like a stinky,
hoarding stalker (and that photo is 13 years old... his looks have
probably not improved with age):
http://replay.waybackmachine.org/19970703074321/http://www3.iconz.co.nz/bill/images/bill.jpg
http://replay.waybackmachine.org/19970703074321/http://www3.iconz.co.nz/bill/images/bill.gif

He's also got another website:
http://petrolhead.orconhosting.net.nz/Photography/MOTAT/thumb.html
Note the text blurb at the bottom: "All images Copyright Bill Keesing"
According to the photographs' EXIF data, the pictures on this site
were taken with a Canon EOS 350D DIGITAL camera (Serial #0430202293)
that Bill got from Scott & Kerry-Sue Thomson, also of Aukland, NZ. In
fact, that's them in the picture of the interior of the trolley, with
the baby stroller. Kerry-Sue Thomson is Bill Keesing's daughter (can
you believe Bill was ever allowed to breed?!).

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The above information can lead us to only one incontrovertible
conclusion:
Bill Keesing of Aukland, NZ, that stinky hoarder, is Porksword
Organthruster, that stupid, stalking, harassing, defaming, libeling
scumbag kook who likes to pick on retarded midgets online.

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Now that Bill Keesing (AKA Porksword Organthruster) has stupidly outed
himself, he probably thinks that the majority of the damage is done.
Not so, by quite a long shot.

1} The domain registration information for Bill Keesing's domain
(help.geek.nz) is inaccurate, meaning that should someone report that
domain for inaccurate WHOIS information, the host would most likely
terminate that domain, or force Bill Keesing to re-enter the old,
accurate information.

2} His employer will most likely find out about Bill Keesing's
proclivity for stalking, harassing, defaming, libeling and picking on
retarded midgets online, as well as his poor hygiene and obsessive
hoarding. The consequences of this are unforetold.

3} His landlord will most likely find out about Bill Keesing's
extra-curricular activities which so consume him that he neglects his
apartment, allowing it to become a cluttered stinkhole.

4} His family will most likely find out that Bill Keesing is an
embarrassment to the family. Forever after they find out, he'll always
wonder if they're still saying behind his back, "I wonder if he's
still a creepy online stalker?", as they quietly tell their children
to avoid him.



Relax, Bill.
It's all in good fun, right?
It's just words, right?
Words can't hurt you, right?

Right, Bill?


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<evil grin>