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Veronica Karlsson  
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From: Veronica Karlsson <veronica.karls...@gmail.com>
Date: Sun, 20 Nov 2011 20:29:39 +0000
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Subject: Re: google groups.
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Hmmm...

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From: Checkmate <LunaticFri...@The.Edge>
Date: Sun, 20 Nov 2011 13:27:33 -0800
Local: Sun, Nov 20 2011 4:27 pm
Subject: Re: google groups.
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Warning!  Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
Checkmate and his many talented socks.  Oh yeah... I should also mention
that Veronica Karlsson said this shit:
~
~ Checkmate wrote:

~ >
~ > Warning!  Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
~ > Checkmate.  Oh, yeah... I should also mention that çu said the following:
~ > >
~ > > Checkmate <LunaticFri...@The.Edge> sez 18 Oct 2011:
~ > >
~ > > > Warning!  Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts
~ > > > by Checkmate.  Oh, yeah... I should also mention that meowmix said the
~ > > > following:
~ > > >>
~ > > >> On Mon, 17 Oct 2011 13:47:38 -0700, Checkmate
~ > > >> <LunaticFri...@The.Edge> wrote:
~ > > >>
~ > > >> >Warning!  Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading
~ > > >> >posts by Checkmate.  Oh, yeah... I should also mention that meowmix
~ > > >> >said the following:
~ > > >> >>
~ > > >> >> what the fuck has happend to the archive? i was looking for some
~ > > >> >> old posts i've read before 'cause they are funny. the posts have
~ > > >> >> links to them only when i click on them it says something about
~ > > >> >> the links being dead.
~ > > >> >>
~ > > >> >>
~ > > >> >> --
~ > > >> >>
~ > > >> >> mhm x v i  x  i i i
~ > > >> >
~ > > >> >Go0gle fucked up Deja.  A lot of things are gone, including Bill
~ > > >> >Palmer's Deja Mountain.
~ > > >>
~ > > >> it certainly has been junk since they took it over. way to much is
~ > > >> now missing.
~ > > >>
~ > > >>
~ > > >> --
~ > > >>
~ > > >> mhm x v i  x  i i i
~ > > >
~ > > > I tried to find my "Kiss Checky's Ass" ASCII, but it's long gone.
~ > > >
~ > >
~ > > did veronica make it?
~ >
~ > No, I found one that was originally called "Moonman," but it was done with a
~ > lot of non-ASCII characters.  I had to redo most of it to make it viewable for
~ > everyone.  Unfortunately, I have no idea where I found it in the first place.
~ >
~
~ Hmmm...

You probably don't remember that because it was a l-o-n-g time ago, but
you're the one who pointed out that some of the characters were non-
ASCII.  I've tried to re-find it on the Web, but with no luck.

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Johann 'Myrkraverk' Oskarsson  
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From: Johann 'Myrkraverk' Oskarsson <joh...@2ndquadrant.com>
Date: Mon, 21 Nov 2011 08:04:36 +0000
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Checkmate <LunaticFri...@The.Edge> writes:
> You probably don't remember that because it was a l-o-n-g time ago,
> but you're the one who pointed out that some of the characters were
> non- ASCII.  I've tried to re-find it on the Web, but with no luck.

And archive.org is not even helping with the dead links?

Here, have some thorns.

 `|,
  |
 `|,'
  |
 `|,

Yes, I've been watching entirely too much of the old 60s Addams
Family.

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From: Veronica Karlsson <veronica.karls...@gmail.com>
Date: Mon, 02 Jan 2012 20:00:42 +0000
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http://ascii-art.de/ascii/mno/moon.txt
http://ascii-art.de/ascii/ab/astronaut.txt
http://ascii-art.de/ascii/ab/ass.txt
http://ascii-art.de/ascii/ab/bottom.txt

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From: Checkmate <RickSabi...@gmail.com>
Date: Mon, 2 Jan 2012 15:42:14 -0800
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Warning!  Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
Checkmate!

First, check out what Veronica Karlsson said:

It wasn't like any of those.  It was an old man dropping his pants and
mooning everyone, and it was The Greatest ASCII Ever, and now it's GONE!

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From: Veronica Karlsson <veronica.karls...@gmail.com>
Date: Mon, 05 Mar 2012 23:01:48 +0000
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http://www.jokelibrary.net/yNonJokes/ASCII_art1.html

Subj:     Mooned
          From: ipkis on 97-06-16

                         ,,,,,                ,,,,,
               ..ooo*"""""""**ooo     ooo**"""""""**ooo..
            .oo*"               "*o o*"              "*oo.
           .o"                    "o"                   "o.
           oo                      o                      oo
         .oo                       o                       oo.
         oo                        o                        oo
        oo                         o                         oo
        o%                         o                         %o
        o                          o                         o
        o.                         o                        .o
        "o                         o                        o
         oo                        o                       oo
        ^^o.                     ooo                    .o^^
          'ooo.                  .ooo.                 .ooo'
           "o ""oo,,         ,,,oo-'-oo,,,         ,,oo""o"
            o.      """""""""      oo     """""""""     .o
            'o                     oo                   o'
             *o                    oo                  o*
             'o                    oo                  o
              o                    oo                  o
              o                    oo                  o
              o                    oo                  o
              o                    oo                  o
               o                   oo                 o
               o                   oo                 o

  You have been e-mooned!  Send this to 5 people within the next hour
     and you will be blessed with good luck.  Happy e-mooning!!!

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From: Veronica Karlsson <veronica.karls...@gmail.com>
Date: Mon, 05 Mar 2012 23:04:50 +0000
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http://www.geocities.com/spunk1111/men.htm

-=[ mooner ]=-  8/97

           ,#######,
           #########
           #########
           #########
           '#######'
          .--'   '--.
        /`           `\
       /  '-.  :  .-'  \
      /  |     :     |  \
     /  /|.--     --.|\  \
     \ ( /     .     \ ) /
      \ \|     |     |/ /
       \ \_____|_____/ /
       (_[I===I===I==]_)
         |-|~~|:|~~|-|
         | \__/:\__/ |
         {-_  -:  _= }
    jgs  {_   /^\_ - }
         { -_ } { - _}
         {_   } {_ - }
         {____} {____}
          (___) (___)

           ,#######,
           #########
           #########
           #########
           '#######'
          .--'   '--.
        /`           `\
       /  '-.  :  .-'  \
      /  |     :     |  \
     /  /|.--     --.|\  \
     \ ( /     .     \ ) /
      \ \|jgs  |     |/ /
       \ \_____|_____/ /
       (_[I===I===I==]_)
         |-|~~|:|~~|-|
         | \__/:\__/ |
         {-_  -:  _= }
         {_   /^\_ - }
         { -_ } { - _}
         {_   } {_ - }
         {____} {____}
          (___) (___)

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Date: Mon, 05 Mar 2012 23:30:35 +0000
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from a file on my computer (I did not make any of these pictures):

[What You See Is What You Get]

                                                             _,,,,
                                                            \\    \  ,ouch!
                                                        ____/c = o=
                       \|//                      *    _/   | /\__C/
                     -/_ /            ,-.   *       _/ \    \__  ___
                       _\\_           |  \    *  __/    \  -/ O\/'_ \
                       \_  \          x  |   *  /  \____,\______\/  '
              /\_,///   >   )         \_  \     #     _/_\/
             / ,/   +\ /   /         _/ )_/     \     \  \
             \__|+ O  )  \/        _/ \/         \_    \  \
                /\___D    \      _/    )         _>   ,)   )
                 /  _   o  \   _/,   _/        _/     /     \
                /   /       ,_/   __/         /_ .  _/ \_   _\
               /   / \    o//    _/           /_\__/     \_/ \
              /__o/   \___|    _/            / x(          \/ '-,__
              _//       \__ __/\             \  x\          |______\
              \  \>       \     \             \  |
              // |         \__   \             '-'
                            /    /
                            \___(
                            /_/
                           / O \
                           '-   \__
                             \_____)   b'ger

     |*|      /^^^\
     |-|    (| "o" |)
    _|-|_    (_---_)
   | | | |    _| |_
  ||     |  /( . . )\
  \\     / //|     |\\
    \_ _/ // |  '  | ))
      \\_//  ||___||//
       \_/   ||oYo||"
             ()   ()
             ||   ||
            ooO   Ooo

  ________________
 / /            \ \  -Quarter Moon
/ /\     |      /\ \
| ||~~~~~~~~~~~~|| |
| || __     __  || |
\ \||  |   |  | |/ /
 \_[\__/   \__/ ]_/
   |     |      |
   |     |      |
   |     |      |
   |     |      |
    ____________
  _/            \_  -Half Moon
 / |     |      | \
| /\     |      /\ |
| ||~~~~~~~~~~~~|| |
| || __     __  || |
\ \||  |   |  | |/ /
 \_[\__/   \__/ ]_/
   |     |      |
   |     |      |
   |     |      |
    ____________
   /            \  -Full Moon
  /|     |      |\
 / |     |      | \
| /\     |      /\ |
| ||~~~~~~~~~~~~|| |
| || __     __  || |
\ \||  |   |  | |/ /
 \_[\__/   \__/ ]_/
   |     |      |
   |     |      |

      I thought so much of your post that I filed it...

                                        +-------+
                                +++-+--++-------++--+-+++
                                ++++-+--+---+---+--+-++++
                                 ||| |  |   |   |  | |||
                                /||| |  |   |   |  | |||\
                                 ||| |  |   |   |  | |||
                                 ||| |  |   |   |  | |||
                                 ||| |  |   |   |  | |||
                                 ||| |  |   |   |  | |||
                                 ||| |  |   |   |  | |||
                                 ||| |  |   |   |  | |||
                                 ||| |  |   |   |  | |||
                                 ||| |  |   |   |  | |||
                                 +++-+--+---+---+--+-+++

                                   _,,---.)\__
                                 ,'.          ""`.
                                f.:               \
                             ,-.|:  ,-.       ,-.  Y-.
                     ,-.    f , \. /:  \   . /     | j
                    f.  Y   `.`.       _`. ,'_     |f
                    |:  |     ) )      "`    "`    |'
                    l:. l    ( '          --.      j
                     Y:  Y_,--.Y:         __      (
                  ,-.|  ,'.::..):..    ,'"-'Y.     Y
                 f:.           \ ::.  '"'`--`      j
                 j::            Y-.__        __,,-'___
                f;\::.          |    ``""""''__(""'_,.`--.   ,--.
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                                    ``"""""""""""''
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               'Ere you go, Karl.         (  )  () @@  )  (( (
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            Just ask if you want some.  (  ( ()( /---\   (()( (
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Regards,

-=Mike=-

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From: Checkmate <LunaticFri...@The.Edge>
Date: Mon, 5 Mar 2012 17:49:53 -0800
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First, check out what Veronica Karlsson said:

Thanks, but it was none of those.  It was actually much more elaborate.  
I could always find it in Deja using the search phrase "kiss Checky's
ass", but it apparently disappeared after they got g00glized.

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On 2012-03-06 at 02:49, Checkmate wrote:

> Thanks, but it was none of those.  It was actually much more elaborate.  
> I could always find it in Deja using the search phrase "kiss Checky's
> ass", but it apparently disappeared after they got g00glized.

Are you sure?  I've found several hits in google groups:

http://groups.google.com/groups/search?hl=en&q=%22kiss+Checky%27s+ass...

And this should be the image:

http://groups.google.com/group/alt.trucks.chevy/browse_thread/thread/...

 Kiss Checky's ass!
         .-''''''.
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             ';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-,., ,
                ',.-''' ;;;;;;;;;;;''            \       ',
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From: Checkmate <LunaticFri...@The.Edge>
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First, check out what Somebody said:

THAT'S IT!  Where did you find it?  Oh, happy day!

THANK YOU!

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A most appropriate ASCII for a FAGGOT!

 
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First, check out what Checkmate said:

I think I know what happened.  I probably didn't add quotes around the
search string.  I just found this little gem from Rikijoke from 2000 when  
KotAGoR trolled the shit out of AHM.  God, I miss Rikijoke and some of
those other script kiddies!

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rikijo  

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Apr 30 2000, 11:00...

You were given an oppotunity to fuck-off..but you thought otherwise..this
perplexes me.Maybe some of the other guys in here want to blow-off your
bullshit
in here and `call-it-even` but there are those of us who are not as
forgiving
when it comes to combatting the disease known by its scientific term:
~Intrusionbytroll~
As a matter of fact you might think you got away with murder
checkfuk..but buddy
i can guarantee you this..we hav`nt even started to fuck with you..silly-
cunt.
fuck-you, and your troll-outfit..see ya soon..

rikijo

**********************************************************************

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!  It's still funny 12 years later!

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Fixed your sig. You're welcome.

 
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First, check out what   Sir Gregory Hall, Esq. said:

Faggot.

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there certainly is a strong resemblance

 
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> First, check out what   Sir Gregory Hall, Esq. said:

[trim]

>> > Checkmate
>> > KotAGoR XXXIV
>> > Hammer of Ghey, Feb. 2012
>> > Copyright © 2012
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>> Fixed your sig. You're welcome.

> Faggot.

Don't you WISH!!! You struck out with % so now you're after me. LOL!

 
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Somebody wrote in <news:jjlelq$7a6$1@dont-email.me>:

> On 2012-03-06 at 02:49, Checkmate wrote:
>> Thanks, but it was none of those.  It was actually much more elaborate.  
>> I could always find it in Deja using the search phrase "kiss Checky's
>> ass", but it apparently disappeared after they got g00glized.
> Are you sure?  I've found several hits in google groups:
> http://groups.google.com/groups/search?hl=en&q=%22kiss+Checky%27s+ass...
> And this should be the image:
> http://groups.google.com/group/alt.trucks.chevy/browse_thread/thread/...

Doh! Checkmate is 'too fucking stupid to use Google Groups'.

Bahahaaa!

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Bill Keesing's Life Phrase:
"Put the key of despair into the lock of apathy. Turn the knob of
mediocrity slowly and open the door of despondency - welcome to my
life."

And it's in a flaming tail-spin. Fasten yer seatbelt and put yer tray
upright, Bill. This might be a bumpy ride.

Porksword Organthruster, that low-life stalking fucknut who has made
it his life's work to harass the half-retarded half-midget Emmett Earl
Gulley, Jr. (and does a half-assed job of it) online is actually Bill
Keesing from Aukland, NZ.

Porksword Organthruster's curriculum vitae:
http://groups.google.com/groups/search?&as_ugroup=alt.usenet.kooks&as...

Bill Keesing
Flat 16, 5 Edgars Road, Grey Lynn\Westmere (Cox's Bay), Auckland, NZ
1002
+64 9 376 0106
zz9pluralzal...@orcon.net.nz

Here's the proof:

First, we'll look at Bill Keesing's post to usenet as Porksword
Organthruster, in which he outed himself. This is a long post, so
we'll include a link to it, and you can peruse it at your leisure.
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.usenet.kooks/msg/0646a49cb01010c4
Message-ID: <1646859.huUyflWWV1@FishhookU>

Now, the above full post is a bit hard to read and follow, so let's
dig out the salient points. This, you should read carefully, and laugh
about heartily.
(Note that I've removed the 'at' (@) sign from email addresses, so
they are fully readable in Google Groups.)
----------------------------------------------------------------------
----------------------------------------------------------------------
----------------------------------------------------------------------
----------------------------------------------------------------------

----------------------------------------------------------------------
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----------------------------------------------------------------------
----------------------------------------------------------------------

Ok, in the above snippet of the above whole post, we see Alison Kerr
(Bill Keesing's landlord) admonishing him for having a smelly
apartment that's stacked full of boxes, and is setting up a date and
time for an inspection to be sure Bill Keesing obeys the landlord's
cleanliness rules.

Now, Bill Keesing has changed the WHOIS of his domain since outing
himself (help.geek.nz, taken from the email address in the post from
Porksword Organthruster (AKA Bill Keesing) above):
http://whois.domaintools.com/help.geek.nz
domain_datelastmodified: 2011-03-29 T16:24:12+13:00 <<=== NOTE DATE
registrant_contact_name: Bill Keesing
registrant_contact_address1: 28 The Warehouse Way
registrant_contact_address2: Northcote
registrant_contact_city: Auckland
registrant_contact_country: NZ (NEW ZEALAND)
registrant_contact_phone: +64 9 999-9999
registrant_contact_email: a...@orcon.net.nz
The above address is Orcon broadband and telephone.

But PRIOR to 29 Mar 2011 (the day after he accidentally posted the
information above to usenet, outing himself as a stalking, harassing,
defaming, libeling scumbag kook who likes to pick on retarded midgets
online), the WHOIS for Bill Keesing's domain read as follows:
registrant_contact_name: Bill Keesing
registrant_contact_address1: Flat 16-5 Edgars Road
registrant_contact_address2: Grey Lynn
registrant_contact_city: Auckland
registrant_contact_country: NZ 1002
registrant_contact_phone: +64 9 376 0106
registrant_contact_email: zz9pluralzal...@orcon.net.nz

Now, you may be saying, "Well, that doesn't prove anything at all! You
could just be making all of this up."

Well, you COULD call the telephone number (+64 9 376 0106) to hear
Bill Keesing sobbing about stupidly outing himself on usenet as a
stalking, harassing, defaming, libeling scumbag kook who likes to pick
on retarded midgets online. :-)

But, there are other ways to ascertain that the above is true.

Bill Keesing has posted a photo online here:
http://www.metvuw.com/index-content.php?date=20090721
http://www.metvuw.com/photoofweek/photo-20090721-03.jpg

Here's a quote on that web page from Bill Keesing (AKA Porksword
Organthruster):
Bill Keesing
"'Sunlight shining through the fog over Cox's Creek in Cox's Bay,
Auckland. The picture was taken by a Canon Powershot A410 on the
automatic setting. The picture was taken looking towards the
northwest. It was a nice, crisp walk to catch the bus into work that
morning' wrote Bill. The photograph was taken at 08:26 on 3 June
2009."

Now, to find exactly where this photo was taken, we have to start from
where Bill Keesing (AKA Porksword Organthruster) lives:
Here's the Google Street View of his low-rent stink-factory apartment
on Edgars Road:
http://maps.google.com/maps?q=5+Edgars+Road,+Grey+Lynn,+Auckland,+NZ+...

Note the row of letterboxes just 'round the bend on Edgars Road, and
the low doorway just past them that leads into the electrics room.
Behind the electrics room is where Bill Keesing (AKA Porksword
Organthruster) is storing the boxes that were cluttering his apartment
and making it stink so badly.

The apartment address, the letterboxes, the doorway to the electrics
room, the stinky apartment, and the boxes cluttering Bill Keesing's
apartment are all mentioned in the emails from Alison Kerr to Bill
Keesing, posted to usenet by Porksword Organthruster (AKA Bill
Keesing).

Now, from the metvuw.com link above, where Bill Keesing submitted a
photo, we know that Bill Keesing takes the bus to work, and that he
walks to the bus stop. Looking at Google Maps shows that there is only
one way out of that end of Edgars Road. So, let's follow along Edgars
Road ...

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