Langbeiniges Superweib? / Long-legged Superwoman?
Peter Punk
<christop...@ruhr-uni-bochum.de> provoked the following text:
><!doctype html public "-//w3c//dtd html 4.0 transitional//en">
><html>
>Gruß!
><br>Ich habe mal auf einem Ausdruck einer Mail eine langbeinige und gutgeformteFrau
>gesehen, die sich etwa über 4 (!) Seiten erstreckte! Kennt jemand
>dieses ASCI-Kunstwerk und könnte es nochmals veröffentlichen?
><br>Im voraus herzlichen Dank!
><br>CL</html>
Erstens, bitte nicht im HTML posten, weil dies ist was passiert mit HTML
im die meiste neuesleser.
Zweitens, obwohl ich deine frage versteh, dcie meist personen hier
verstehen kein wort Deutsch, also fragen sie es nochmals, aber im
Englisch.
(verzeihung fuer mein slechtes Deutsch, aber Deutsch is nicht mein erste
sprache)
Uebersetzung/ Translation:
First of all, please don't post in HTML, because this is what happens to
HTML in most newsreaders.
Second, although i understand your question, most people here don't
understand a word of German, so please ask again, but in English.
(i'm sorry for my poor German, but German is not my first language)
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Tim Hartung
(Peter Punk) wrote:
>Erstens, bitte nicht im HTML posten, weil dies ist was passiert mit HTML
>im die meiste neuesleser.
I know that this was not your intention but i could not resist to
correct your few mistakes. Maybe it improves your German. ;)
- Erstens, bitte poste nicht in HTML. Denn wie ein HTML-Posting für
die meisten Newsreader (you dont translate some English words in
German) aussieht, siehst Du hier:
>Zweitens, obwohl ich deine frage versteh, dcie meist personen hier
>verstehen kein wort Deutsch, also fragen sie es nochmals, aber im
>Englisch.
- Zweitens, zwar verstehe ich Deine Frage, aber die meisten anderen
Personen hier nicht. Dies ist eine internationale Newsgroups, hier
musst Du englisch schreiben, sonst wirst Du nach einem
anderssprachigen Posting aus allen Richtungen gefragt, was Du
geschrieben hast! ;)
>(verzeihung fuer mein slechtes Deutsch, aber Deutsch is nicht mein erste
>sprache)
- schlechtes
Thats no problem, English is not mine! :)
>Uebersetzung/ Translation:
I also like to do translations.
Tim
Peter Punk
provoked the following text:
>>Erstens, bitte nicht im HTML posten, weil dies ist was passiert mit HTML
>>im die meiste neuesleser.
>I know that this was not your intention but i could not resist to
>correct your few mistakes. Maybe it improves your German. ;)
LOL!!! Thanks, i'm sure it helps.
>- Erstens, bitte poste nicht in HTML. Denn wie ein HTML-Posting für
>die meisten Newsreader (you dont translate some English words in
>German) aussieht, siehst Du hier:
>>Zweitens, obwohl ich deine frage versteh, dcie meist personen hier
>>verstehen kein wort Deutsch, also fragen sie es nochmals, aber im
>>Englisch.
>- Zweitens, zwar verstehe ich Deine Frage, aber die meisten anderen
>Personen hier nicht. Dies ist eine internationale Newsgroups, hier
>musst Du englisch schreiben, sonst wirst Du nach einem
>anderssprachigen Posting aus allen Richtungen gefragt, was Du
>geschrieben hast! ;)
Well, that's not exactly what i wanted to say to him, but it sounds a lot
nicer :-)
>>(verzeihung fuer mein slechtes Deutsch, aber Deutsch is nicht mein erste
>>sprache)
>- schlechtes
That's how i wrote it the first time, i thought it was wrong so i changed
it :-))
>Thats no problem, English is not mine! :)
Oh well, at least you knew what i meant (thanks to the English version :-)
>>Uebersetzung/ Translation:
>I also like to do translations.
Would you please take care of them in the future then? :-)
Thanks for helping me out, it's a lot harder to write German than it is to
read it.
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Tim Hartung
(Peter Punk) wrote:
>That's how i wrote it the first time, i thought it was wrong so i changed
>it :-))
Trust yourself and it'll be correct! ;)
>>>Uebersetzung/ Translation:
>>I also like to do translations.
>Would you please take care of them in the future then? :-)
Yes, no problem. :)
>Thanks for helping me out, it's a lot harder to write German than it is to
>read it.
From my point of view writing German is as easy as reading it! ;-)))
Tim
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Peter Punk
provoked the following text:
>>That's how i wrote it the first time, i thought it was wrong so i changed
>>it :-))
>Trust yourself and it'll be correct! ;)
I don't think so, that's how i got it wrong in the first place :-))
>>>>Uebersetzung/ Translation:
>>>I also like to do translations.
>>Would you please take care of them in the future then? :-)
>Yes, no problem. :)
Translating _from_ German is no roblem at all, but translating it _to_
German is.
Perhaps we could form a team? ;-)
>>Thanks for helping me out, it's a lot harder to write German than it is to
>>read it.
>From my point of view writing German is as easy as reading it! ;-)))
LOL!! Same here with Dutch :-))
P.S. i have a font called "Harting", is there any relation between you and
the font?
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Tim Hartung
(Peter Punk) wrote:
>Translating _from_ German is no roblem at all, but translating it _to_
>German is.
>Perhaps we could form a team? ;-)
Yes, what a good idea. But I think we don't have much opportunities
here to translate _into_ German :)
>>>Thanks for helping me out, it's a lot harder to write German than it is to
>>>read it.
>>From my point of view writing German is as easy as reading it! ;-)))
>LOL!! Same here with Dutch :-))
And in the States with English, in France with French and so on... :)
>P.S. i have a font called "Harting", is there any relation between you and
>the font?
Oh, is this a nice font? Feel free to send it to my Email if you like.
No, I'm not related to Fontmakers nor i'm doing them by myself. I'm
just a fan of ascii-arts but also not creative enough to do them by
myself.
Hope you had a nice Halloween.
Tim
Christian 'CeeJay' Jensen
: >>>read it.
: >>From my point of view writing German is as easy as reading it! ;-)))
: >LOL!! Same here with Dutch :-))
:
: And in the States with English, in France with French and so on... :)
For me it's danish and english.
: Hope you had a nice Halloween.
:
: Tim
Me too .. we don't celebrate halloween here - Well 99 % do not.
I did try it once though but it was more of an excuse to dress up as a creature
of the night.
Peter Punk
provoked the following text:
>>Translating _from_ German is no roblem at all, but translating it _to_
>>German is.
>>Perhaps we could form a team? ;-)
>Yes, what a good idea. But I think we don't have much opportunities
>here to translate _into_ German :)
Not much, but occasionally a German (or Gerwoman :-)) comes in here,
forgetting that this is an international NG.
As i noticed, it happens more often with Germans than with, for example,
Frensh or Finnish people (no offence).
>>>>Thanks for helping me out, it's a lot harder to write German than it is to
>>>>read it.
>>>From my point of view writing German is as easy as reading it! ;-)))
>>LOL!! Same here with Dutch :-))
>And in the States with English, in France with French and so on... :)
Hey, you forgot Japanese! :-))
>>P.S. i have a font called "Harting", is there any relation between you and
>>the font?
>Oh, is this a nice font? Feel free to send it to my Email if you like.
Okay, check mail.
>No, I'm not related to Fontmakers nor i'm doing them by myself. I'm
>just a fan of ascii-arts but also not creative enough to do them by
>myself.
Oh, c'mon! Surely you have tried once in a while to draw something?
>Hope you had a nice Halloween.
Thanks, but we don't celebrate that in Holland...
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Tim Hartung
(Peter Punk) wrote:
>>>Translating _from_ German is no roblem at all, but translating it _to_
>>>German is.
>>>Perhaps we could form a team? ;-)
>>Yes, what a good idea. But I think we don't have much opportunities
>>here to translate _into_ German :)
>Not much, but occasionally a German (or Gerwoman :-)) comes in here,
>forgetting that this is an international NG.
>As i noticed, it happens more often with Germans than with, for example,
>Frensh or Finnish people (no offence).
Hehe, maybe thats because more Germans are in the Internet than
Frenchs and Finnish people? ;)
>>>>>Thanks for helping me out, it's a lot harder to write German than it is to
>>>>>read it.
>>>>From my point of view writing German is as easy as reading it! ;-)))
>>>LOL!! Same here with Dutch :-))
>>And in the States with English, in France with French and so on... :)
>Hey, you forgot Japanese! :-))
I'm so sorry. How could I forget such an importance Power and so many
nice People inventing new Electronics... :)
>>>P.S. i have a font called "Harting", is there any relation between you and
>>>the font?
>>Oh, is this a nice font? Feel free to send it to my Email if you like.
>Okay, check mail.
Not here till now.
>>No, I'm not related to Fontmakers nor i'm doing them by myself. I'm
>>just a fan of ascii-arts but also not creative enough to do them by
>>myself.
>Oh, c'mon! Surely you have tried once in a while to draw something?
Never, I don't have an idea how to start.
>>Hope you had a nice Halloween.
>Thanks, but we don't celebrate that in Holland...
Neither we do in Germany normally but it becomes more important from
year to year. This year we've had a lot of Halloween-Parties,
Halloween-TV-Program and such things. Maybe the German tendency to
Halloween will also reach the Holländer. :)
Tim
Tim Hartung
<REMOVEn...@CeeJay.findhere.com> wrote:
>: Hope you had a nice Halloween.
>Me too .. we don't celebrate halloween here - Well 99 % do not.
>I did try it once though but it was more of an excuse to dress up as a creature
>of the night.
I guess it will flow from America over the world and one day we all
celebrate it. It's too cool to ignore it! :)
Tim
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Christian 'CeeJay' Jensen
: >forgetting that this is an international NG.
: >As i noticed, it happens more often with Germans than with, for example,
: >Frensh or Finnish people (no offence).
:
: Hehe, maybe thats because more Germans are in the Internet than
: Frenchs and Finnish people? ;)
C'est la vie.
: >Oh, c'mon! Surely you have tried once in a while to draw something?
:
: Never, I don't have an idea how to start.
Try this :
:) a person (genderless) smiling
8) a cuter pic of a person smiling
8= a scary skeletonhead
=8) a cute pic of a person with a unique hairstyle .. who is smiling.
O 8[ this pic could not happen i real life .. an angel vampire
Start simple .. and evolve !
(your milage may vary - batteries not included - CeeJay[TM] can not be held
responsible for your actions)
.oO CeeJay Oo.
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Peter Punk
provoked the following text:
>>>Yes, what a good idea. But I think we don't have much opportunities
>>>here to translate _into_ German :)
>>Not much, but occasionally a German (or Gerwoman :-)) comes in here,
>>forgetting that this is an international NG.
>>As i noticed, it happens more often with Germans than with, for example,
>>Frensh or Finnish people (no offence).
>Hehe, maybe thats because more Germans are in the Internet than
>Frenchs and Finnish people? ;)
I don't know, but i fear that most German internetters have been on
T-online first and then swiched to internet, which is a big switch.
I also noticed that a lot of Germans never even learned to read, write or
speak English...
>>>>P.S. i have a font called "Harting", is there any relation between you and
>>>>the font?
>>>Oh, is this a nice font? Feel free to send it to my Email if you like.
>>Okay, check mail.
>Not here till now.
Strange, it _should_ be, or have you taken any anti-spam measurements in
your addy?
>>>No, I'm not related to Fontmakers nor i'm doing them by myself. I'm
>>>just a fan of ascii-arts but also not creative enough to do them by
>>>myself.
>>Oh, c'mon! Surely you have tried once in a while to draw something?
>Never, I don't have an idea how to start.
In that case, i'm gonna give you an assignment.
We'll start simple, draw me a square.
>>>Hope you had a nice Halloween.
>>Thanks, but we don't celebrate that in Holland...
>Neither we do in Germany normally but it becomes more important from
>year to year. This year we've had a lot of Halloween-Parties,
>Halloween-TV-Program and such things. Maybe the German tendency to
>Halloween will also reach the Holländer. :)
I think not, most people here have banned even Santa Claus!
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Tim Hartung
(Peter Punk) wrote:
>>>>Yes, what a good idea. But I think we don't have much opportunities
>>>>here to translate _into_ German :)
>>>Not much, but occasionally a German (or Gerwoman :-)) comes in here,
>>>forgetting that this is an international NG.
>>>As i noticed, it happens more often with Germans than with, for example,
>>>Frensh or Finnish people (no offence).
>>Hehe, maybe thats because more Germans are in the Internet than
>>Frenchs and Finnish people? ;)
>I don't know, but i fear that most German internetters have been on
>T-online first and then swiched to internet, which is a big switch.
No, thats totally wrong. T-Online never established itself as a
replacement for the internet. It's just a secure solution for
Onlinebanking and today a Gateway in to the Internet. Maybe you
remember the Mailbox times? This for many people was the entrance to
the internet in Germany
.
>I also noticed that a lot of Germans never even learned to read, write or
>speak English...
This is the older generation. If you finish "Gymnasium", you normally
got 9 years or more learning English.
>>>>>P.S. i have a font called "Harting", is there any relation between you and
>>>>>the font?
>>>>Oh, is this a nice font? Feel free to send it to my Email if you like.
>>>Okay, check mail.
>>Not here till now.
>Strange, it _should_ be, or have you taken any anti-spam measurements in
>your addy?
No, mails should reach me directly via har...@netcologne.de.
>>>>No, I'm not related to Fontmakers nor i'm doing them by myself. I'm
>>>>just a fan of ascii-arts but also not creative enough to do them by
>>>>myself.
>>>Oh, c'mon! Surely you have tried once in a while to draw something?
>>Never, I don't have an idea how to start.
>In that case, i'm gonna give you an assignment.
>We'll start simple, draw me a square.
LOL, let's see how i'd do that:
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>>>>Hope you had a nice Halloween.
>>>Thanks, but we don't celebrate that in Holland...
>>Neither we do in Germany normally but it becomes more important from
>>year to year. This year we've had a lot of Halloween-Parties,
>>Halloween-TV-Program and such things. Maybe the German tendency to
>>Halloween will also reach the Holländer. :)
>I think not, most people here have banned even Santa Claus!
How can the Dutch people make such a good cheese without celebrating
Santa Claus? ;)
Guess we're totally offtopic now. :)
Neil Franklin
>
> : Hope you had a nice Halloween.
> :
> : Tim
>
> Me too .. we don't celebrate halloween here - Well 99 % do not.
Neither here. This seems to be entirely an U.S. thing. What is it
actually in aid of (officially that is, inofficially it seems to be
just a costume party)?
> I did try it once though but it was more of an excuse to dress up as
> a creature of the night.
Huh? You needing an once-a-year occasion to dress up?
Join an Life-Action Roleplaying group to do it every few weeks. In
Denmark that should not be difficult to find, sandwiched between
Germany and Sweden (the 2 most LARP-heavy countries here in Europe).
If you can't find anything, simply tell me where you are and I will
try to find via our insiders where the nearest group around you is.
Also you could try Usenet:
de.rec.spiele.rpg.live (if you read german)
alt.games.rpg.live-action.high-fantasy (also looks worth looking into)
- Tauran, an Elf in the califat of Tikon (www.tikon.ch, is in german)
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Ville Jouppi
>>>>Translating _from_ German is no roblem at all, but translating it _to_
>>>>German is.
>>>>Perhaps we could form a team? ;-)
>>>Yes, what a good idea. But I think we don't have much opportunities
>>>here to translate _into_ German :)
>>Not much, but occasionally a German (or Gerwoman :-)) comes in here,
>>forgetting that this is an international NG.
>>As i noticed, it happens more often with Germans than with, for example,
>>Frensh or Finnish people (no offence).
>
>Hehe, maybe thats because more Germans are in the Internet than
>Frenchs and Finnish people? ;)
Hmm, it's weird as in Finland the amount of net connections per capita
is among the largest in the world. (as is the frequency of mobile
phones)
Only problem; our population is so small, that when the percents are
translated into amounts, the numbers are quite small. :-)
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Christian 'CeeJay' Jensen
: >speak English...
:
: This is the older generation. If you finish "Gymnasium", you normally
: got 9 years or more learning English.
But still , in general inhabitants of "smaller" countries with a not near so
dominant first language ..( there are a lot of of germans or germans speaking
people in the world ) are better at foreign languages because they can't always
rely on their own language. The more widespread the native language is , the
less multilinguals exits in that country.
Also television have some of the credit/blame in this .. countries that sync the
voices (i hate that) on their tvstations have fewer multilinguals.
Germany have a good educational system however so that makes up for it , but
they are still not as good at foreign languages as scandinavians for example but
they are still somewhat better than the americans and the french (especially the
french).
: LOL, let's see how i'd do that:
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Nahh newbie .. that sucks -- (only kidding ...)
_
|_| This would have been my suggestion.
OK now do a firespewing dragon !
Or you could settle for a circle , your choice.
: How can the Dutch people make such a good cheese without celebrating
: Santa Claus? ;)
Santa Claus / Dutch cheese .. i really don't see the connection
CJRandall
>"Christian 'CeeJay' Jensen" <REMOVEn...@CeeJay.findhere.com> writes:
>>
>> : Hope you had a nice Halloween.
>> :
>> : Tim
>>
>> Me too .. we don't celebrate halloween here - Well 99 % do not.
>
>Neither here. This seems to be entirely an U.S. thing. What is it
>actually in aid of (officially that is, inofficially it seems to be
>just a costume party)?
>
for as long as i can remember ... some 40 or so years that
i've been on this planet
its mostly a children's playtime ... altho' adults find it a
good (any old) excuse for a party =)
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Peter Punk
provoked the following text:
>>>>As i noticed, it happens more often with Germans than with, for example,
>>>>Frensh or Finnish people (no offence).
>>>Hehe, maybe thats because more Germans are in the Internet than
>>>Frenchs and Finnish people? ;)
>>I don't know, but i fear that most German internetters have been on
>>T-online first and then swiched to internet, which is a big switch.
>No, thats totally wrong. T-Online never established itself as a
>replacement for the internet.
I wasn't talking about T-Online as an internet replacement, but as a
network.
The first time i've heared about T-online was when i still read 64'er,
somewhere in 1989 or 1990, that was way before internet became popular.
>>I also noticed that a lot of Germans never even learned to read, write or
>>speak English...
>This is the older generation. If you finish "Gymnasium", you normally
>got 9 years or more learning English.
In that case i've met very few gymnasiasts. I have been to Duesseldorf
once and the only one i could speak English with, was a Portugese guy...
>>>>>>P.S. i have a font called "Harting", is there any relation between you and
>>>>>>the font?
>>>>>Oh, is this a nice font? Feel free to send it to my Email if you like.
>>>>Okay, check mail.
>>>Not here till now.
>>Strange, it _should_ be, or have you taken any anti-spam measurements in
>>your addy?
>No, mails should reach me directly via har...@netcologne.de.
I've tried it again, do you have it now?
>>>>Oh, c'mon! Surely you have tried once in a while to draw something?
>>>Never, I don't have an idea how to start.
>>In that case, i'm gonna give you an assignment.
>>We'll start simple, draw me a square.
>LOL, let's see how i'd do that:
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That's good, but i think you made that one in Arial, try it again, but
this time, use notepad to draw the square.
>>>>>Hope you had a nice Halloween.
>>>>Thanks, but we don't celebrate that in Holland...
>>>Neither we do in Germany normally but it becomes more important from
>>>year to year. This year we've had a lot of Halloween-Parties,
>>>Halloween-TV-Program and such things. Maybe the German tendency to
>>>Halloween will also reach the Holländer. :)
>>I think not, most people here have banned even Santa Claus!
>How can the Dutch people make such a good cheese without celebrating
>Santa Claus? ;)
It's easy, we already have a Santa Claus-like holiday about 3 weeks before
Christmas, we call it Sinterklaas.
Sinterklaas is not fat, has a beard and wears red bisshop attire.
He looks a bit like this:
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This holiday is to celebrate the birthday of the bisshop of Mira, who
secretly gave golden apples to 3 sisters to prevent that they'd became
prostitutes out of poverty.
>Guess we're totally offtopic now. :)
I don't think so, i'm giving you an ASCII-art course for beginners :-))
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Tim Hartung
<REMOVEn...@CeeJay.findhere.com> wrote:
>: >I also noticed that a lot of Germans never even learned to read, write or
>: >speak English...
>:
>: This is the older generation. If you finish "Gymnasium", you normally
>: got 9 years or more learning English.
>
>But still , in general inhabitants of "smaller" countries with a not near so
>dominant first language ..( there are a lot of of germans or germans speaking
>people in the world ) are better at foreign languages because they can't always
>rely on their own language. The more widespread the native language is , the
>less multilinguals exits in that country.
That's right.
>Also television have some of the credit/blame in this .. countries that sync the
>voices (i hate that) on their tvstations have fewer multilinguals.
Yeah, I hate that too.
>Germany have a good educational system however so that makes up for it , but
>they are still not as good at foreign languages as scandinavians for example but
>they are still somewhat better than the americans and the french (especially the
>french).
>: LOL, let's see how i'd do that:
>:
>: ----
>: | |
>: | |
>: ----
>
>Nahh newbie .. that sucks -- (only kidding ...)
I forgot to use a proportional font, it looked okay for me when i did
it.
> _
>|_| This would have been my suggestion.
>
It's better! :)
>OK now do a firespewing dragon !
ROTFL
>: How can the Dutch people make such a good cheese without celebrating
>: Santa Claus? ;)
>Santa Claus / Dutch cheese .. i really don't see the connection
There's no direct connection. I meant it as a joke.
Tim
Tim Hartung
(Peter Punk) wrote:
>>>I also noticed that a lot of Germans never even learned to read, write or
>>>speak English...
>>This is the older generation. If you finish "Gymnasium", you normally
>>got 9 years or more learning English.
>In that case i've met very few gymnasiasts. I have been to Duesseldorf
>once and the only one i could speak English with, was a Portugese guy...
I see you don't know about the hate-relationship between Cologne
citizens and the Duesseldorf ones. Cologne is a much more better town
than Duesseldorf and we're more clever than them! ;))
>>>>>>>P.S. i have a font called "Harting", is there any relation between you and
>>>>>>>the font?
>>>>>>Oh, is this a nice font? Feel free to send it to my Email if you like.
>>>>>Okay, check mail.
>>>>Not here till now.
>>>Strange, it _should_ be, or have you taken any anti-spam measurements in
>>>your addy?
>>No, mails should reach me directly via har...@netcologne.de.
>I've tried it again, do you have it now?
No I'm receiving a lot of emails per day but yours was not in. Sorry,
could you pls try th-...@gmx.net?
>>>>>Oh, c'mon! Surely you have tried once in a while to draw something?
>>>>Never, I don't have an idea how to start.
>>>In that case, i'm gonna give you an assignment.
>>>We'll start simple, draw me a square.
>>LOL, let's see how i'd do that:
>> -----------
>>| |
>>| |
>> -----------
It looks awful when I see it now. I did it with Arial, you're right
with that.
>That's good, but i think you made that one in Arial, try it again, but
>this time, use notepad to draw the square.
OK:
how about this one?
_
|_|
(that's stolen but it's as i would draw it!)
>>>>>>Hope you had a nice Halloween.
>>>>>Thanks, but we don't celebrate that in Holland...
>>>>Neither we do in Germany normally but it becomes more important from
>>>>year to year. This year we've had a lot of Halloween-Parties,
>>>>Halloween-TV-Program and such things. Maybe the German tendency to
>>>>Halloween will also reach the Holländer. :)
>>>I think not, most people here have banned even Santa Claus!
>>How can the Dutch people make such a good cheese without celebrating
>>Santa Claus? ;)
I like this picture, it's so damn perfect! ;))
>>Guess we're totally offtopic now. :)
>I don't think so, i'm giving you an ASCII-art course for beginners :-))
Thx :)
Tim
Christian 'CeeJay' Jensen
: citizens and the Duesseldorf ones. Cologne is a much more better town
: than Duesseldorf and we're more clever than them! ;))
I believe you. Anyone who have ever seen a Duesseldorffer must know that they
are two sticks short of a pond.
: No I'm receiving a lot of emails per day but yours was not in. Sorry,
: could you pls try th-...@gmx.net?
You seem to have an awful lot of trouble getting mails rigth
Are you sure you're not a Duesseldorffer ? :)
: >That's good, but i think you made that one in Arial, try it again, but
: >this time, use notepad to draw the square.
:
: OK:
: how about this one?
: _
: |_|
:
: (that's stolen but it's as i would draw it!)
You're damn right its stolen .. you thief ! *lol* ;)
But it's ok I hardly think you can copyright such basic objects as a box ...
btw i have the " " (space) sign patented .. If you wish to use it, you must pay
me a trizillion bucks!
ifnotyoumustbegintoacceptthatyoumusttypelikethisbutheylookonthebrigthsideyourmai
lswillbealotshorterandthepeopleyousendthemtoowillthankyouforsavingtheirbandwidth
amirightoramijustright
- CeeJay
Christian 'CeeJay' Jensen
: >|_| This would have been my suggestion.
: >
:
: It's better! :)
:
: >OK now do a firespewing dragon !
:
: ROTFL
hehe .. but you did do a circle .. come on you can do a circle!
: >: How can the Dutch people make such a good cheese without celebrating
: >: Santa Claus? ;)
: >Santa Claus / Dutch cheese .. i really don't see the connection
:
: There's no direct connection. I meant it as a joke.
So did I - I was just pointing out the obvious
Tim Hartung
<REMOVEn...@CeeJay.findhere.com> wrote:
>: I see you don't know about the hate-relationship between Cologne
>: citizens and the Duesseldorf ones. Cologne is a much more better town
>: than Duesseldorf and we're more clever than them! ;))
>
>I believe you. Anyone who have ever seen a Duesseldorffer must know that they
>are two sticks short of a pond.
Hehe, you're absolutely right.
>: No I'm receiving a lot of emails per day but yours was not in. Sorry,
>: could you pls try th-...@gmx.net?
>
>You seem to have an awful lot of trouble getting mails rigth
>Are you sure you're not a Duesseldorffer ? :)
Yes I am sure! ;) And the problem is not mine but the problem of my
ISP.
>: |_|
>:
>: (that's stolen but it's as i would draw it!)
>
>You're damn right its stolen .. you thief ! *lol* ;)
Come on, it's just a square!
>But it's ok I hardly think you can copyright such basic objects as a box ...
>btw i have the " " (space) sign patented .. If you wish to use it, you must pay
>me a trizillion bucks!
ACK
>ifnotyoumustbegintoacceptthatyoumusttypelikethisbutheylookonthebrigthsideyourmai
>lswillbealotshorterandthepeopleyousendthemtoowillthankyouforsavingtheirbandwidth
>amirightoramijustright
LOL, if you would write me mail like this I'll put you into my
killfile! :)
Tim
Tim Hartung
<REMOVEn...@CeeJay.findhere.com> wrote:
>: > _
>: >|_| This would have been my suggestion.
>: It's better! :)
>hehe .. but you did do a circle .. come on you can do a circle!
A circle? OMG...
O <- isn't that a nice circle? ;)
>: >: How can the Dutch people make such a good cheese without celebrating
>: >: Santa Claus? ;)
>: >Santa Claus / Dutch cheese .. i really don't see the connection
>: There's no direct connection. I meant it as a joke.
>So did I - I was just pointing out the obvious
I know. :)
Tim
Christian 'CeeJay' Jensen
: A circle? OMG...
:
: O <- isn't that a nice circle? ;)
Fantastic !
Now draw a larger circle around the first circle
JT
wrote:
>how about this one?
> _
>|_|
>
>(that's stolen but it's as i would draw it!)
.--,
|:)|
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míspher.
You are in a maze of twisty little passages, all alike.
Peter Punk
>>>This is the older generation. If you finish "Gymnasium", you normally
>>>got 9 years or more learning English.
>>In that case i've met very few gymnasiasts. I have been to Duesseldorf
>>once and the only one i could speak English with, was a Portugese guy...
>I see you don't know about the hate-relationship between Cologne
>citizens and the Duesseldorf ones. Cologne is a much more better town
>than Duesseldorf and we're more clever than them! ;))
LOL!!! The same is the case between people from Amsterdam and people of
Rotterdam :-))
>>>>>>>Oh, is this a nice font? Feel free to send it to my Email if you like.
>>>>>>Okay, check mail.
>>>>>Not here till now.
>>>>Strange, it _should_ be, or have you taken any anti-spam measurements in
>>>>your addy?
>>>No, mails should reach me directly via har...@netcologne.de.
>>I've tried it again, do you have it now?
>No I'm receiving a lot of emails per day but yours was not in. Sorry,
>could you pls try th-...@gmx.net ?
Tried it, _now_ do you have it?
>>>>In that case, i'm gonna give you an assignment.
>>>>We'll start simple, draw me a square.
>>>LOL, let's see how i'd do that:
>>> -----------
>>>| |
>>>| |
>>> -----------
>It looks awful when I see it now. I did it with Arial, you're right
>with that.
In Forté Agent, i use Arial as the proportional font, i can easily switch
between the two.
>>That's good, but i think you made that one in Arial, try it again, but
>>this time, use notepad to draw the square.
>OK:
>how about this one?
> _
>|_|
>
>(that's stolen but it's as i would draw it!)
Okay, that's a square alright (stolen or not)!
Now make a box out of that square.
You can enlarge the box to compensate for the perspective.
>>>How can the Dutch people make such a good cheese without celebrating
>>>Santa Claus? ;)
>>It's easy, we already have a Santa Claus-like holiday about 3 weeks before
>>Christmas, we call it Sinterklaas.
>>Sinterklaas is not fat, has a beard and wears red bisshop attire.
>>He looks a bit like this:
>> /\ __
>> ,||. / \
>> / || \ | |
>> | || | \ \/
>> |__||__| \
>> (((()))) |
>> ) o o ( |
>> (((()))) _
>> /(((())))\ /\(_)
>> / ((())) \ / \|
>> / (()) \/ |
>> | /|
>> | | \ / |
>>This holiday is to celebrate the birthday of the bisshop of Mira, who
>>secretly gave golden apples to 3 sisters to prevent that they'd became
>>prostitutes out of poverty.
>I like this picture, it's so damn perfect! ;))
It could be waaaaaaay better if someone else did it. I left out quite some
details (i'm just lazy :-))
>>>Guess we're totally offtopic now. :)
>>I don't think so, i'm giving you an ASCII-art course for beginners :-))
>Thx :)
And it a beginner who gives the course :-))
--
Peter Punk
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(-: Rand :-)
it necessary to say:
>>>>>Translating _from_ German is no roblem at all, but translating it _to_
>>>>>German is.
>>>>>Perhaps we could form a team? ;-)
>>>>Yes, what a good idea. But I think we don't have much opportunities
>>>>here to translate _into_ German :)
>>>Not much, but occasionally a German (or Gerwoman :-)) comes in here,
>>>forgetting that this is an international NG.
>>>As i noticed, it happens more often with Germans than with, for example,
>>>Frensh or Finnish people (no offence).
>>
>>Hehe, maybe thats because more Germans are in the Internet than
>>Frenchs and Finnish people? ;)
>
>Hmm, it's weird as in Finland the amount of net connections per capita
>is among the largest in the world. (as is the frequency of mobile
>phones)
Well I guess you Finnish invented cell phones. I heard Nokia was a
woodproducer in its early days? But anticipate on the right time!
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(-: Rand :-)
Punk) found it necessary to say:
*snip*
Well, I recognize him. Guess I know what to look for. This
"Sinterklaas" looks cool. I mean 'cause of his moustache you don't see
his mouth. Just like the way it should. :-)
Peter Punk
provoked the following text:
>>>>Sinterklaas is not fat, has a beard and wears red bisshop attire.
>>>>He looks a bit like this:
>>>> /\ __
>>>> ,||. / \
>>>> / || \ | |
>>>> | || | \ \/
>>>> |__||__| \
>>>> (((()))) |
>>>> ) o o ( |
>>>> (((()))) _
>>>> /(((())))\ /\(_)
>>>> / ((())) \ / \|
>>>> / (()) \/ |
>>>> | /|
>>>> | | \ / |
>>>I like this picture, it's so damn perfect! ;))
>>It could be waaaaaaay better if someone else did it. I left out quite some
>>details (i'm just lazy :-))
>Well, I recognize him. Guess I know what to look for. This
>"Sinterklaas" looks cool. I mean 'cause of his moustache you don't see
>his mouth. Just like the way it should. :-)
Thanks, why don't _you_ have a go at it? Or at the Mushroom family?
--
Peter Punk
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Ilmari Karonen
: Well I guess you Finnish invented cell phones. I heard Nokia was a
: woodproducer in its early days? But anticipate on the right time!
No, they made rubber boots. Still do, I think, though it's a separate
company these days. I just recently bought a new Nokia inner tube for
my bicycle.
Up to about a decade ago, back when specialization wasn't the buzzword
of the day yet, they had divisions making all sorts of things from
televisions to tyres. A few weeks ago I spotted an old rusty toilet
paper dispenser with the Nokia logo on it. I though it could be fun to
borrow a Nokia 9000 communicator, place it on top of the dispenser and
take a photo of them together. Alas, I had neither a Nokia 9000 nor a
camera available.
I tried drawing their logo as ObAscii, but the letters are harder than
they look to get right. Besides, it's not really that interesting.
--
Ilmari Karonen
http://www.sci.fi/~iltzu/
(-: Rand :-)
found it necessary to say:
[Nokia]
>No, they made rubber boots. Still do, I think, though it's a separate
>company these days. I just recently bought a new Nokia inner tube for
>my bicycle.
>
>Up to about a decade ago, back when specialization wasn't the buzzword
>of the day yet, they had divisions making all sorts of things from
>televisions to tyres. A few weeks ago I spotted an old rusty toilet
>paper dispenser with the Nokia logo on it. I though it could be fun to
>borrow a Nokia 9000 communicator, place it on top of the dispenser and
>take a photo of them together. Alas, I had neither a Nokia 9000 nor a
>camera available.
That would make cool pic. I don't see that much Nokia stuff. Philips
is my country's home brand in electronic appliance'. They used to make
toilet seats as well. :-)
(-: Rand :-)
Punk) found it necessary to say:
>Thanks, why don't _you_ have a go at it? Or at the Mushroom family?
I saved your message. When I find time I'll try to do somthing with
(or to) them. :-)
Christian 'CeeJay' Jensen
> : Well I guess you Finnish invented cell phones. I heard Nokia was a
> : woodproducer in its early days? But anticipate on the right time!
>
> company these days. I just recently bought a new Nokia inner tube for
> my bicycle.
*LOL* :D
I can just imagine the world how it would have been if all companies sticked to what they did.
Apple would still be working out of their garage .. making small inventions and running chores.
Microsoft would still be living with their parents .. IRL i think bill bought a house/mansion
for bill senior.
and the Halflife's programmers would still be stuck delivering pizza - ok only one of them did
IRL but it's still amesing to see someone jump from pizza delivery boy to bestselling game
programmer, I remember reading wedges' website on quake-c programming back then .. even did
some email correspondence..
Is 1996 really that long ago ? .. makes me stop and wonder ..
> Up to about a decade ago, back when specialization wasn't the buzzword
> of the day yet, they had divisions making all sorts of things from
> televisions to tyres. A few weeks ago I spotted an old rusty toilet
> paper dispenser with the Nokia logo on it. I though it could be fun to
> borrow a Nokia 9000 communicator, place it on top of the dispenser and
> take a photo of them together. Alas, I had neither a Nokia 9000 nor a
> camera available.
Dont feel bad about it ...
Think of the worst possible situation you could encounter by not having the Nokia 9000 and then
think of the worst possible situation you could encounter by not having toiletpaper..
.. now in reflection of this .. which is more important ??
.oO CeeJay Oo.
Peter Punk
provoked the following text:
>>Thanks, why don't _you_ have a go at it? Or at the Mushroom family?
>I saved your message. When I find time I'll try to do somthing with
>(or to) them. :-)
Oh, okay...
--
Peter Punk
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