How's it going now eh?
lousy...the fucin' liquor store just burnt down...
>On Feb 17, 6:45�pm, % <bi...@farm.com> wrote:
>> How's it going now eh?
>
>lousy...the fucin' liquor store just burnt down...
I bet it burned for a while. I dont drink.
Go back to AUK you kooky kunts!
This is a poetry group.
Have you figured out how to read headers?
aapc
alt.arts.POETRY.comments
You're not going to lay your eggs of malicious
deceit here.
Now, you and I both know I can't make you leave.
So, by all means, hang around like a dead flower.
See if I care.
However, your game has been figured out.
You're world is finished!
> You're world is finished!
No, I'm Spartacus.
whoosh
My My you're under duress this evening. Take a pill. What is a
Tornevall.net?
Please feel free to look it up so you don't make an ass of yerself.
Feel free to share any of your poetry, dude.
I'm sure we're all interested in reading your high school gym locker
limericks.
My value is 1 percent.
However, that's all been spent.
So, I'll hang around
And bring the group down
By being a malcontent.
Am I close?
> This is a poetry group.
Then for once in your froze-at-adolescence life
post something that resembles poetry instead of
the moron-piss-and-squit you have been posting.
--
Cm~
"i may be allot of things but
illiterate is far from one of them."
- Matt the Squitter
I must admit...that is a usenet classic of all time.
actually ter acting like a 2nd grader, but that's to be expected here.
you didn't answer my question above, or maybe you have no idea?
>Matt the Squitter squitted:
>
>> This is a poetry group.
>
>
>Then for once in your froze-at-adolescence life
>post something that resembles poetry instead of
>the moron-piss-and-squit you have been posting.
I love cats.
He's right up yer alley, kook.
If you pet him just right, he'll piss in yer mouth.
Good luck.
But is it original?
>
> post something that resembles poetry instead of
> the moron-piss-and-squit you have been posting.
>
Whereas a Skilled Poet like you can post all the "moron piss-and-
squit" he wants, of course. Is that because you always use your moron
piss and squit so effectively (same as with abstractions), or because
you always make your moron piss-and-squit so fresh and new (same as
with cliches)? .
> Barbara's Cat wrote:
>
> > Matt the Squitter squitted:
> >
> > > This is a poetry group.
> >
> > Then for once in your froze-at-adolescence life
> > post something that resembles poetry instead of
> > the moron-piss-and-squit you have been posting.
> >
> > --
> > Cm~
> >
> > "i may be allot of things but
> > �illiterate is far from one of them."
> > � � � � � � � � � - Matt the Squitter
>
> I must admit...that is a usenet classic of all time.
IOW, that "for once post something that resembles poetry"
thing is still a never-have-and-never-will, eh, Squitter?
--
Cm~
"yeah...that's pretty much it."
- Matt the Squitter
Me too, except when they spray their urine around, or vomit up
hairballs, or make whining noises all night.
Unfortunately, BC does all three constantly.
you are sure childish, are there any grown ups in here?
On 17-Feb-2010, not ggamble <bestof....@yahoo.ca> wrote:
> (same as with abstractions),
> (same as
> with cliches)
You just can't get over it, can you?
It's actually incredible that it bothers you so much.
Honestly, am I the first person you've ever seen admonish a novice writer
for using cliches and abstractions?
whos bc?
> Whereas a Skilled Poet like you can post all the "moron piss-and-
> squit" he wants, of course. Is that because you always use your moron
> piss and squit so effectively (same as with abstractions), or because
> you always make your moron piss-and-squit so fresh and new (same as
> with cliches)? .
Like I said: You are impotent.
--
Cm~
"If anyone has a right to complain about
lack of originality, it's me"
- George Dance, UseNet Troll
The Barbara's Cat you were talking to.
> Barbara's Cat
When placing offerings on the altar, please,
place no dead ducks.
I accept sacrificial money only.
--
Cm~
"I have no interest in trolling newgroups."
> I accept sacrificial money only.
>
> --
> Cm~
And you give loads of non-poetry related
cat shit in return.
What a wonderful kook you are.
Your new kook friend.
Well put. But beware of the cat pissing on the subject header.
>I'll look forward to reading your poems, kook.
>
>Good luck being a kook in a poetry newsgroup.
>
>You will form a few alliances. You've already run into
>one of them.
>
>I'm sure your kook friends will be delighted.
>
>(Thanks B's Cat...your kook colors have one the day.)
did mommy drop you as a child? you talk rather kookie. could it be
that you suck at poetry and want to vent in here?
I dunno, maybe you steal from here and post it elsewhere and call it
your own. That's what I was told anyway.
I look forward for more of your witty..<snicker>.. toasting..er I mean
posting.
*hint*...put the plug in the jug and get a nap.
yer obsessed with me huh?
you're hung up on this kook thing huh?
Gosh...that really hurts my feelings...here I thought
you loved my writing. You mean, all of this time
you were trying to dry hump my leg you really
didn't love me?
Excuse me...I think I need some time alone.
This is hitting me really hard.
(sigh)
Put the bottle down and take a rest.
> I need some time alone.
That's different from your everyday time how?
>Matt the Squitter squitted:
>
>> I need some time alone.
>
>
>That's different from your everyday time how?
LOL
> loads of non-poetry related
Why bring the goober twins into this?
--
Cm~
"This is hitting me really hard."
- Matt the Squitter
> cat pissing on the subject header.
The name George Dance should invoke an image of a cat pissing?
Interesting.
--
Cm~
"I don't go around starting fights with anyone"
- George Dance lying again
>
> a cat pissing?
> Interesting.
>
Maybe you can write some "Japanese verse" about it. Or is the above
your "Japanese verse"?
> Maybe you can write some "Japanese verse" about it.
Japanese verse? I don't write Japanese verse.
Has the economical hard times got you eating
mushrooms out of your backyard or something?
--
Cm~
"The belief that one's own view of reality
is the only reality is the most dangerous
of all delusions."
- Paul Watzlawick
No response to this one, I see.
maybe he has "categorized" your name in his list.
painful, ain't it?
Why are you acting like an idiot?
painful, ain't it?
How's it going now eh?
painful, ain't it?
How's it going now eh?
painful, ain't it?
How's it going now eh?
i thought i said lousy...now i have to try and drive 10 miles around
this stupid knoxville for a damn gal-o-lic...so now it's even more
lousy...sum-bitch...
knoxville? I used to hang there.
> Barbara's Cat wrote:
>
> > Goober Duck George "MUST QUACK SOMETHING!" Dance quacked:
> >
> <snip>
> >
> > Has the economical hard times got you eating
> > mushrooms out of your backyard or something?
>
>
> Might make him more imaginative.
Might ... after a very serious bushel count.
--
Cm~
"Creativity is the sudden cessation of stupidity."
- Edwin H Land
yea, tennessee...the scenery isn't too bad...once you get past all the
damn communication towers and the redneck ho’s wandering all over…fuck
it...at least the rent's cheap...
> Why are you acting like an idiot?
He's not acting.
>On Feb 18, 11:06�am, $ <mo...@Use-Author-Supplied-Address.invalid>
And the bugs are free.
>On Feb 18, 8:13�am, "=z=" <shull...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>
><snip>
>>
>> yea, tennessee...the scenery isn't too bad...once you get past all the
>> damn communication towers and the redneck ho�s wandering all over�fuck
>> it...at least the rent's cheap...
>>
>Why did you leave Cocoa Beach for some small-town-attitude place?
>>
>Parochialism: being provincial, being narrow in scope, or considering
>only small sections of an issue.
>>
>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Provincialism
>
Cities suck.
well, let me say this about that....i left cocoa to get away from all
the jews...i came here to visit my family whom i have no idea why in
the hell they live in tennesee...i should have used a condom...of
course they don't fit....i keep breaking the damn things...but they
are pretty good to store a cheese sandwhich in the freezer in...with
hot sauce and a pickle spear...
>On Feb 18, 12:28�pm, ! <s...@Use-Author-Supplied-Address.invalid>
Ever been to bristol?
nope...i'm not into nascar...
I'm sure they have a KFC or something there, like GSK inc.
Don't be so one tracked.
damn, this place is a fucking wasteland...one can't even just joke
around here anymore without some jackass giving a lesson in fast food
junk restaurants...and you can put my mother-fucking email address at
the header all you goddamn want...i could not give a shit less...fuck
it----here----->shul...@gmail.com----that make you feel like somebody
now...?
'o, and fuck bristol, and fuck tennessee...and a matter of fact, fuck
everything....i am not in a very good mood today...and do not feel
like getting fucked with...
>On Feb 19, 9:17�am, * =" <shill...@Use-Author-Supplied-
>Address.invalid> wrote:
>
>> Don't be so one tracked.
>
>When you initially mentioned bristol, I immediately started thinking
>bell city, then, realizing there's more than one bristol, thought it
>better to remain mum.
>
>-hi-
What's yer mum have to do with it? Is she cute?
>On Feb 19, 9:17�am, * =" <shill...@Use-Author-Supplied-
are you upset? does usenet own yer feelings and emotions? can you
elaborate a bit more on whats bothering you? i'm here to help.
>On Feb 19, 10:07�am, "=z=" <shull...@gmail.com> wrote:
are you female?
> thought it better to remain mum.
You should keep that thought, dullard,
it would improve your image immensely.
--
Cm~
"thought it better to remain mum."
- Corey's one and only
intellegent statement
09:17 Fri 19 Feb 2010
> fuck fuck fuck
> i am not in a very good mood today...and do not feel
> like getting fucked with...
And this is different from every other day exactly how?
> Barbara's Cat wrote:
>
> > Corey mumbled:
> >
> > You should keep that thought, dullard,
> > it would improve your image immensely.
> >
> > --
> > Cm~
>
> "thought it better to remain mum."
> - Corey's one and only
> intellegent statement
> 09:17 Fri 19 Feb 2010
>
>
> Please, watch what you're doing. You're going to kill that poor Cat,
> man.
And you'll work hard at keeping it
the "one and only", eh, putzbrain.
--
Cm~
"Maybe I'll learn to walk a mile in your shoes, after
I knock you on your ass, and take them from you."
- Corey encountering Truth
> well, let me say this about that....i left cocoa to get away from all
> the jews.
You'll find a kindred spirit in tex max.
Now, go fuck yourself.
> Please, watch what you're doing. You're going to kill that poor Cat,
> man.
And you'll work hard at keeping it
the "one and only", eh, putzbrain?
>On Feb 19, 10:12�am, () <a...@Use-Author-Supplied-Address.invalid>
>wrote:
>
>> >When you initially mentioned bristol, I immediately started thinking
>> >bell city, then, realizing there's more than one bristol, thought it
>> >better to remain mum.
>>
>> >-hi-
>>
>> What's yer mum have to do with it? Is she cute?
>
>"Bristol's nicknames include the Bell City, because of a history
>manufacturing innovative spring-driven doorbells, and the Mum City
>because it was once a leader in chrysanthemum production and still
>holds an annual Mum Festival". (wikipedia)
>
>-hi-
oh ok
> cancelled
Oh, if the gods of UseNet were only so kind.
--
Cm~
"I win."
- Goober Dockery
getting nowhere,
gaining nothing,
again.
> I knock people on both their figurative
> and literal asses all the time
I've no doubt you truly believe that, git,
but you've yet to post anything that would
indicate that that was even remotely true.
--
Cm~
"I knock people on both their figurative
and literal asses all the time"
- Corey wet-dreaming
Oh, if only you could "read headers" as well as you think you can,
Barbie, you'd know that you responded to a forgery of "Will
Dockery"... again:
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mail
From: Will Dockery <shadowvi...@Use-Author-Supplied-Address.invalid>
Newsgroups: alt.arts.poetry.comments
Subject: Re: How's it going?
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--
"Red Lipped Stranger & other stories" by Will Dockery:
http://www.myspace.com/willdockery
> a good ass knocking
So, you're going to hop your bad-ass testicles
up on to your tricycle, hunt me down, and then
follow through on your ever-so-impotent threat,
right, Mr Blows-a-Lot-of-Hot-Air?
We could title your journey "Death Tour 2010".
Catchy, eh?
It's what many people called Chuckles' impotent
threats of "knock you on your ass". You're much
like him (Chuckles blew a lot of hot air too),
so I see the title as more than fitting.
> Barbara's Cat wrote:
>
> > Will Dockery
> >
> > > cancelled
> >
> >
> > Oh, if the gods of UseNet were only so kind.
>
>
> Oh, if only
Glad to see that you agree.
We agree, then, that:
Oh, if only you could "read headers" as well as you think you can,
Barbie, you'd know that you responded to a forgery of "Will
Dockery"... again:
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From: Will Dockery <shadowvi...@Use-Author-Supplied-Address.invalid>
Newsgroups: alt.arts.poetry.comments
Subject: Re: How's it going?
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> Barbara's Cat wrote:
>
> > Cory puffed up and bellowed:
> >
> > > a good ass knocking
> >
> >
> > So, you're going to hop your bad-ass testicles
> > up on to your tricycle, hunt me down, and then
> > follow through on your ever-so-impotent threat,
> > right, Mr Blows-a-Lot-of-Hot-Air?
>
>
> I don't hunt.
IOW, you were just blowing a lot of hot air
as usual.
--
Cm~
"thought it better to remain mum."
- Corey's one and only
intelligent statement
> Barbara's Cat wrote:
>
> > Goober Duck Will "MUST QUACK SOMETHING!" Dockery quacked:
> >
> > > Barbara's Cat wrote:
> > >
> > > > Will Dockery
> > > >
> > > > > cancelled
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Oh, if the gods of UseNet were only so kind.
> > >
> > >
> > > Oh, if only
> >
> >
> > Glad to see that you agree.
>
>
> We agree
Yes, that is what I said; your echoing the obvious is unnecessary.
> Barbara's Cat wrote:
>
> > IOW, you were just blowing a lot of hot air
> >
> > as usual.
>
>
> Those are your words.
Yes, they are. And these are yours:
"Maybe I'll learn to walk a mile in your shoes, after
I knock you on your ass, and take them from you."
Rather childish and impotent, don't you think?
--
Cm~
"Okay, so I'm a putzbrain."
- Corey experiencing
'self-recognition'
>Corey, boringly stating the obvious, said:
>
>> Barbara's Cat wrote:
>>
>> > IOW, you were just blowing a lot of hot air
>> >
>> > as usual.
>>
>>
>> Those are your words.
>
>
>Yes, they are. And these are yours:
>
>"Maybe I'll learn to walk a mile in your shoes, after
> I knock you on your ass, and take them from you."
>
>Rather childish and impotent, don't you think?
hi
> hi
Back in the days, come 16:20, always.
Nowadays, hardly ever if ever at all.
--
Cm~
"Clothes make the man. Naked people have
little or no influence on society."
- Mark Twain
Okay, just making sure you saw it before you snipped it.
>!%& wrote:
>
>> hi
>
>
>Back in the days, come 16:20, always.
>Nowadays, hardly ever if ever at all.
I have a card, so I smoke for medical reasons.
> Barbara's Cat wrote:
>
> > echoing the obvious is unnecessary.
>
>
> Okay, just making sure you saw it before you snipped it.
I knew it was a spoofed post, Goober. Unlike you,
I can easily spot a spoofed post without looking
at its header. Hint: the MID is a dead giveaway.
As for caring that someone spoofed a post using
your name: like I said: I could not care less.
--
Cm~
"but I didn't whine and complain"
- Goober Duck Will Dockery
Whining and Complaining
>Goober Duck Dockery, joining the "Let's Bore Cat" crusade, quacked:
>
>> Barbara's Cat wrote:
>>
>> > echoing the obvious is unnecessary.
>>
>>
>> Okay, just making sure you saw it before you snipped it.
>
>
>I knew it was a spoofed post, Goober. Unlike you,
>I can easily spot a spoofed post without looking
>at its header. Hint: the MID is a dead giveaway.
>
>As for caring that someone spoofed a post using
>your name: like I said: I could not care less.
I don't blame you.
> Barbara's Cat wrote:
>
> > !%& wrote:
> >
> > > hi
> >
> >
> > Back in the days, come 16:20, always.
> > Nowadays, hardly ever if ever at all.
>
>
> I have a card, so I smoke for medical reasons.
If true, it's awful that your use is
because of 'need' instead of 'want'.
If you haven't seen it yet, check out
Leaves of Green (2004), a documentary
by Randy Merriman and Brook McCarter.
--
Cm~
"My Father had a profound influence on me,
he was a lunatic."
- Spike Milligan
>!@#$%^&* wrote:
>
>> Barbara's Cat wrote:
>>
>> > !%& wrote:
>> >
>> > > hi
>> >
>> >
>> > Back in the days, come 16:20, always.
>> > Nowadays, hardly ever if ever at all.
>>
>>
>> I have a card, so I smoke for medical reasons.
>
>
>If true, it's awful that your use is
>because of 'need' instead of 'want'.
>
>If you haven't seen it yet, check out
>Leaves of Green (2004), a documentary
>by Randy Merriman and Brook McCarter.
Well I *wanted* so I found the right doctor.....<snicker>
Good, now everyone knows, Barbie.
> Barbara's Cat wrote:
>
> > Corey, boringly stating the obvious, said:
> >
> > > Barbara's Cat wrote:
> > >
> > > > IOW, you were just blowing a lot of hot air
> > > >
> > > > as usual.
> > >
> > >
> > > Those are your words.
> >
> >
> > Yes, they are. And these are yours:
> >
> > "Maybe I'll learn to walk a mile in your shoes, after
> > I knock you on your ass, and take them from you."
> >
> > Rather childish and impotent, don't you think?
>
>
> Please, reconsider [weak backpedaling snipped]
IOW, you were just blowing a lot of hot air
as usual.
> Q U A C K !
Like I said: I could not care less.
--
Cm~
"I win."
That's fine... thanks for reading and commenting, Barbie.