On May 14, 3:24 pm, the messenjah <
theguyontheb...@veryfast.biz>
wrote:
LOL. You ever see this one?
This quip that I've snipped brings another to mind. See,
when looking for assholes, I just look behind me,
and what to my wondering eyes should appear,
but a burning sensation and eyes welled with tears.
From out of my rear can arise such a clatter,
from my sphincter released like it was antimatter,
a stink you would think could dissolve solid mass, so
good reason to keep my head out of my assho.
The problem with assholes, of course, is that everybody (at least the
lucky) has one, and they all stink, or should, naturally. The
problem
with assholes, of course, is that one man's asshole is another man's
port of entry, and "Don't ask; don't tell." is pretty much the
stupidest thing I've ever heard anyone say after asking someone to
pledge their life and honor to your cause. It just seems sort of
silly, and self-contradictory is all I'm saying.
I hope this verse will help you as you travel on your path.
Such statements display evidence you still do not know math.
This is no prevarication typed upon your screen.
I mastered prestidigitation by the time I was thirteen.
Agree or not, the choice is yours. We still have made a start.
Be careful. If you don't watch out, I just might steal your heart.
Then you would love an asshole. It's a fact, we all have one.
I use mine for function, though you may use yours for fun.
This verse is at an end, and now you may choose to ignore.
But if it has put you to sleep, be considerate. Please don't snore.
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz