When we get to heaven
sam@home
As I believe I've said before,
part of the entrance exam for heaven
is a spelling test.
I suggest you study up while you can.
sam
In article <78r92o$o...@bgtnsc01.worldnet.att.net>, "Kelly says...
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>The feeling of love is giveing .
>We never will be able to feel
>the touch of "God's " hand untill
>that day comes he leads us to heaven.
>
>He is our father and our leader. But
>when we have the chance to meet
>we will be on our best behavior.
>
>No longer will we have to worrie
>about wounds, illiness , a heart-
>break from heaven . Because we will
>have his support and shoulder to lean
>on.
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gga...@excite.com
wrote:
>The feeling of love is giveing .
awkward, but a nice sentiment
>We never will be able to feel
>the touch of "God's " hand untill
>that day comes he leads us to heaven.
>
that's a somewhat bizarre concept, isn't it?
I mean, don't most people who warble on about the white haired old
judeo-christian gentleman sitting on a cloudbank espouse the belief
that god is influencing them daily? In fact, the viewpoint exhibited
by the narrator of this piece seems akin to one adopted by someone who
experiences a deathbed conversion. a la Hemingway.
>He is our father and our leader. But
>when we have the chance to meet
>we will be on our best behavior.
i thought it was one's behaviour throughout a lifetime that determined
one's admission to st. peter's exclusive club. a further proviso for a
roman catholic would be the administration of the last rites. This is
a startling new wrinkle in christian dogma. If we follow this to its
logical conclusion, we could all be total jerks our whole lives, and
as long as we were on our best behaviour at the moment of death, we
would all go to heaven. some people are going to be really pissed
off.
>
>No longer will we have to worrie
>about wounds, illiness , a heart-
>break from heaven .
are we to assume that you are further subverting established christian
dogma by asserting that heaven is the source of all heartache.
this is really groundbreaking.
Because we will
>have his support and shoulder to lean
>on.
if we lean on *his* support, what will he lean on?
gg
always interested in new thological concepts
Kelly Elliott
the touch of "God's " hand untill
that day comes he leads us to heaven.
He is our father and our leader. But
when we have the chance to meet
we will be on our best behavior.
No longer will we have to worrie
about wounds, illiness , a heart-
break from heaven . Because we will
Michael Stephens
sam@home wrote in message <78ragu$p...@edrn.newsguy.com>...
>
>As I believe I've said before,
>part of the entrance exam for heaven
>is a spelling test.
>I suggest you study up while you can.
>
>sam
stay at Joy's place instead.
MS
connie
No, it wasn't a typo lol I am from Texas and here it's THEN that
LOL!!!
We have our own dictionary here LOL... up yonder, down yonder, we have
no g's here, goin, walkin, talkin, speakin, parkin, see? lol!!
>Now lets hear the flamers say that this group doesn't help people!
>One small point Connie, its, than that, but I expect that was a typo
>connie wrote in message <36b1d808...@news.neto.com>...
>>On 29 Jan 1999 03:14:32 GMT, "Kelly Elliott" <dk...@worldnet.att.net>
>>wrote:
>> lol I am going to try this (don't laugh) other then that I like this
>>:))
>>
>>>The feeling of love is giveing .
>> (giving)
>>>We never will be able to feel
>>>the touch of "God's " hand untill
>> (until)
>>>that day comes he leads us to heaven.
>> (He)
>>>He is our father and our leader. But
>> (comma after leader)
>>>when we have the chance to meet
>>
>>>we will be on our best behavior.
>>>
>>>No longer will we have to worrie
>> (worry)
>>>about wounds, illiness , a heart-
>> (illness)
>>>break from heaven . Because we will
>> (comma after heaven)
>>>have his support and shoulder to lean
>> (His)
>>>on.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>
>>----------------------------------
>>Connie E. Perry
>>Poetry Forum/Poetry from the Heart
>>http://www.neto.com/tink/top.htm
>
>
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Connie E. Perry
Poetry Forum/Poetry from the Heart
http://www.neto.com/tink/top.htm
mop
connie wrote in message <36b1db09...@news.neto.com>...
connie
mop
One small point Connie, its, than that, but I expect that was a typo
connie wrote in message <36b1d808...@news.neto.com>...
Michael Stephens
connie wrote in message <36b1db09...@news.neto.com>...
>On Fri, 29 Jan 1999 13:53:16 -0000, "mop" <m...@freeserve.co.uk> wrote:
>
>No, it wasn't a typo lol I am from Texas and here it's THEN that
>LOL!!!
>We have our own dictionary here LOL... up yonder, down yonder, we have
>no g's here, goin, walkin, talkin, speakin, parkin, see? lol!!
>
MS
connie
<mikeste...@worldnet.att.net> wrote:
>ya got that right there bubba, (ack!) I hate that there word,
here if you don't know someone's name you just call them bubba, AND
if they say something you didn't here, they look at you and go...
Ma'am? oh and don't forget the finger..when you do down the road they
lift their index finger to the cars passing to say hi :) once I lifted
the wrong finger (j/k)
sam@home
Of course, Michael, you've got to be able to spell.
If you can't read the signs you might end up in
Heavin or Havin or Haven or Hiven or even Hovin.
Haven isn't too bad actually, but lord knows
you don't want to go to Heavin.
sam
Some say there is no Heaven or Hell,
just Haven and MisbeHaven.
Michael Stephens
connie wrote in message <36b1e0c6...@news.neto.com>...
>On 29 Jan 1999 14:13:19 GMT, "Michael Stephens"
><mikeste...@worldnet.att.net> wrote:
>
>>
>>connie wrote in message <36b1db09...@news.neto.com>...
>here if you don't know someone's name you just call them bubba, AND
>if they say something you didn't here, they look at you and go...
>Ma'am? oh and don't forget the finger..when you do down the road they
>lift their index finger to the cars passing to say hi :) once I lifted
>the wrong finger (j/k)
>
talking low, I just don't know what I'd do.
Josh's Little Bubba
sam@home
>
>On 29 Jan 1999 14:13:19 GMT, "Michael Stephens"
><mikeste...@worldnet.att.net> wrote:
>
>>
>>connie wrote in message <36b1db09...@news.neto.com>...
>>>
>>>No, it wasn't a typo lol I am from Texas and here it's THEN that
>>>LOL!!!
>>>We have our own dictionary here LOL... up yonder, down yonder, we have
>>>no g's here, goin, walkin, talkin, speakin, parkin, see? lol!!
>>>
>>Nope, all the g's moved to Canada, same as the Joys. Waaaay up yonder.
>>
>>MS
>>
>here if you don't know someone's name you just call them bubba, AND
>if they say something you didn't here, they look at you and go...
>Ma'am? oh and don't forget the finger..when you do down the road they
>lift their index finger to the cars passing to say hi :) once I lifted
>the wrong finger (j/k)
>
The 'finger wave'. That's not just Texas, country folks all over do that.
In my grampa's day, if you were going along and saw somebody you knew,
you'd both pull over and talk a while.
Then it became just a big arm wave, then the hand wave.
Now they just lift a finger off the steering wheel.
Economy of motion.
sam
Joy Yourcenar
<mikeste...@worldnet.att.net> wrote:
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>sam@home wrote in message <78ragu$p...@edrn.newsguy.com>...
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>>As I believe I've said before,
>>part of the entrance exam for heaven
>>is a spelling test.
>>I suggest you study up while you can.
>>
>>sam
>Reely? I'm in truble then. Gave up on heaven anyway. Was hoping for a long
>stay at Joy's place instead.
>
>MS
>
>
It's warmer.
Joy
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In article <78si5c$q...@edrn.newsguy.com>,
sam@home wrote:
> In article <36b1e0c6...@news.neto.com>, ti...@neto.com says...
> >
> >On 29 Jan 1999 14:13:19 GMT, "Michael Stephens"
> ><mikeste...@worldnet.att.net> wrote:
> >
> >>
> >>connie wrote in message <36b1db09...@news.neto.com>...
> >>>On Fri, 29 Jan 1999 13:53:16 -0000, "mop" <m...@freeserve.co.uk> wrote:
> >>>
> >>>No, it wasn't a typo lol I am from Texas and here it's THEN that
> >>>LOL!!!
> >>>We have our own dictionary here LOL... up yonder, down yonder, we have
> >>>no g's here, goin, walkin, talkin, speakin, parkin, see? lol!!
> >>>
> >>Nope, all the g's moved to Canada, same as the Joys. Waaaay up yonder.
> >>
> >>MS
> >>
> >>ya got that right there bubba, (ack!) I hate that there word,
> >here if you don't know someone's name you just call them bubba, AND
> >if they say something you didn't here, they look at you and go...
> >Ma'am? oh and don't forget the finger..when you do down the road they
> >lift their index finger to the cars passing to say hi :) once I lifted
> >the wrong finger (j/k)
> >
>
> The 'finger wave'. That's not just Texas, country folks all over do that.
> In my grampa's day, if you were going along and saw somebody you knew,
> you'd both pull over and talk a while.
> Then it became just a big arm wave, then the hand wave.
> Now they just lift a finger off the steering wheel.
> Economy of motion.
>
> sam
>
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gga...@excite.com
>Where I come from "finger waves" is a style people put their hair in.
>
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i thought it was what the bag of hands did when it went to the
superbowl
gg