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Silver Surfer
May 11, 2013, 11:30:12 PM5/11/13
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On May 12, 3:14 am, Samuel Harris <vssamuelhar...@aol.com> wrote:
> On May 12, 12:56 am, lightjose...@gmail.com wrote:
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> > All right, if I'm going to be an asher, I'm going to be an asher...
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> > If I choose to die, I want to do it beautifully, with no body for anyone to find, in or near my house. If I could go somewhere into nature, where I belong, where nobody would find me. If I could get thin first, be beautiful, wear a white dress. If I could die on a hillside somewhere, where nobody goes, perhaps lying on a bed of rose petals, holding a rose. If I could leave this world in beauty, creating beauty through my death, maybe that would be the only beauty I am capable of contributing. Maybe it would make everything all right.
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> > I even liked the idea of someone else, laying my body on the rose petals, caring and making sure I looked beautiful. The thought of being tended to, so carefully, felt good. But if I found anyone willing to do that, I know I would wake up in a mental institution.
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> > So what about details? What could I take, that would allow me enough time to lay down on the petals, and look like I am sleeping? How could I keep a massive search from being deployed?
Don't you know you shit all over yourself when you die? Do you want to
shit on rose petals? Besides, what if you're a Nigger? Wouldn't you
want to die of clogged arteries in a Kentucky Fried Chicken? Or what
if you're Arab? Wouldn't you want to die with your dick in a camels
ass?
> On May 12, 12:56 am, lightjose...@gmail.com wrote:
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> > All right, if I'm going to be an asher, I'm going to be an asher...
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> > If I choose to die, I want to do it beautifully, with no body for anyone to find, in or near my house. If I could go somewhere into nature, where I belong, where nobody would find me. If I could get thin first, be beautiful, wear a white dress. If I could die on a hillside somewhere, where nobody goes, perhaps lying on a bed of rose petals, holding a rose. If I could leave this world in beauty, creating beauty through my death, maybe that would be the only beauty I am capable of contributing. Maybe it would make everything all right.
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> > I even liked the idea of someone else, laying my body on the rose petals, caring and making sure I looked beautiful. The thought of being tended to, so carefully, felt good. But if I found anyone willing to do that, I know I would wake up in a mental institution.
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> > So what about details? What could I take, that would allow me enough time to lay down on the petals, and look like I am sleeping? How could I keep a massive search from being deployed?
Don't you know you shit all over yourself when you die? Do you want to
shit on rose petals? Besides, what if you're a Nigger? Wouldn't you
want to die of clogged arteries in a Kentucky Fried Chicken? Or what
if you're Arab? Wouldn't you want to die with your dick in a camels
ass?
4s00th
May 12, 2013, 1:45:48 PM5/12/13
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Robert H
May 12, 2013, 2:08:25 PM5/12/13
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On May 11, 11:30 pm, Silver Surfer <ssilvernotalumi...@gmail.com>
wrote:
wrote:
> On May 12, 3:14 am, Samuel Harris <vssamuelhar...@aol.com> wrote:
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> > On May 12, 12:56 am, lightjose...@gmail.com wrote:
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> > > All right, if I'm going to be an asher, I'm going to be an asher...
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> > > If I choose to die, I want to do it beautifully, with no body for anyone to find, in or near my house. If I could go somewhere into nature, where I belong, where nobody would find me. If I could get thin first, be beautiful, wear a white dress. If I could die on a hillside somewhere, where nobody goes, perhaps lying on a bed of rose petals, holding a rose. If I could leave this world in beauty, creating beauty through my death, maybe that would be the only beauty I am capable of contributing. Maybe it would make everything all right.
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> > > I even liked the idea of someone else, laying my body on the rose petals, caring and making sure I looked beautiful. The thought of being tended to, so carefully, felt good. But if I found anyone willing to do that, I know I would wake up in a mental institution.
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> > > So what about details? What could I take, that would allow me enough time to lay down on the petals, and look like I am sleeping? How could I keep a massive search from being deployed?
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> Don't you know you shit all over yourself when you die?
That's not always true.
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> > On May 12, 12:56 am, lightjose...@gmail.com wrote:
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> > > All right, if I'm going to be an asher, I'm going to be an asher...
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> > > If I choose to die, I want to do it beautifully, with no body for anyone to find, in or near my house. If I could go somewhere into nature, where I belong, where nobody would find me. If I could get thin first, be beautiful, wear a white dress. If I could die on a hillside somewhere, where nobody goes, perhaps lying on a bed of rose petals, holding a rose. If I could leave this world in beauty, creating beauty through my death, maybe that would be the only beauty I am capable of contributing. Maybe it would make everything all right.
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> > > I even liked the idea of someone else, laying my body on the rose petals, caring and making sure I looked beautiful. The thought of being tended to, so carefully, felt good. But if I found anyone willing to do that, I know I would wake up in a mental institution.
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> > > So what about details? What could I take, that would allow me enough time to lay down on the petals, and look like I am sleeping? How could I keep a massive search from being deployed?
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> Don't you know you shit all over yourself when you die?
Samuel Harrigon
May 12, 2013, 2:46:15 PM5/12/13
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Robert H <cra...@comcast.net> wrote in
news:733203ea-9981-45d1...@z8g2000yqd.googlegroups.com:
That's right, that only happens when your soul goes to Hell or if you
died with a medical condition. This is why it's so important to have an
experienced Pastor with you when you die, so that he can make sure you
soul gets into Heaven.
Rev. Samuel Harrigon
Good Old Gospel Ship Church
news:733203ea-9981-45d1...@z8g2000yqd.googlegroups.com:
died with a medical condition. This is why it's so important to have an
experienced Pastor with you when you die, so that he can make sure you
soul gets into Heaven.
Rev. Samuel Harrigon
Good Old Gospel Ship Church
Bearplug
May 12, 2013, 6:43:29 PM5/12/13
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On May 12, 2:46 pm, Samuel Harrigon <samharri...@gmail.com> wrote:
Run a flaming cock of righteousness up in that old devil's ass!
Rev. Hellstomper
Rev. Hellstomper
Father Haskell
May 12, 2013, 6:56:27 PM5/12/13
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On May 12, 2:46 pm, Samuel Harrigon <samharri...@gmail.com> wrote:
hand and a whore in the other.
Father Haskell
May 12, 2013, 6:58:43 PM5/12/13
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surely would.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWHNA_j7h5A
Dakota
May 12, 2013, 9:02:02 PM5/12/13
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I want to die in my sleep like my grampa did - not like the passengers
who were riding in the car he was driving when he died.
Fidem Turbare, the non-existent atheist goddess
May 13, 2013, 12:06:39 AM5/13/13
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Deathbed confession for atheists (for those who haven't seen it):
http://www.fidemturbare.com/deathbed-confession.pl
--
Fidem Turbare, the non-existent atheist goddess
"Fantastic, Earthquakes and now exploding meteors! ...what next?"
-- Molarh Warhol (April 2, 2012)
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May 13, 2013, 12:23:45 AM5/13/13
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he makes it pasturized
Constance Knoring
May 14, 2013, 4:55:07 PM5/14/13
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Bearplug <stardu...@gmail.com> wrote in
news:d535f451-4c18-4ab6...@g9g2000yqh.googlegroups.com:
> On May 12, 2:46 pm, Samuel Harrigon <samharri...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> Robert H <craz...@comcast.net> wrote
>> innews:733203ea-9981-45d1-a56e-c9476
> eb7...@z8g2000yqd.googlegroups.com:
yoo fuckin pervertes!!!!!!!!! u cathlics always think about cock and
stickin it in kids u fuckin immorel shitfuck fuckers!!!!!!!!!!!
i burnt down fuckin churches cuzz off low life shits like u anned i wnet
two prissen 4 it butt u aint notheng two werry abowt frum mee cuzz i had
theropy anne ima mucha bettur now!!!!!!!!!!!! butta that dont meen there
aint nobody else like me hoo is pissed off abowt u fucking priests bum
fucking kids!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
fuck yoooo!!!!!!!!
FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKKKK YYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
sumone shood cut yore fucken rinky dinky dicks off u fucking fuckers!!!!
go piss uppa fuckin rope togther u asshat fuckin shiteheedds!!!!!!!11!
news:d535f451-4c18-4ab6...@g9g2000yqh.googlegroups.com:
> On May 12, 2:46 pm, Samuel Harrigon <samharri...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> Robert H <craz...@comcast.net> wrote
> eb7...@z8g2000yqd.googlegroups.com:
stickin it in kids u fuckin immorel shitfuck fuckers!!!!!!!!!!!
i burnt down fuckin churches cuzz off low life shits like u anned i wnet
two prissen 4 it butt u aint notheng two werry abowt frum mee cuzz i had
theropy anne ima mucha bettur now!!!!!!!!!!!! butta that dont meen there
aint nobody else like me hoo is pissed off abowt u fucking priests bum
fucking kids!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
fuck yoooo!!!!!!!!
FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKKKK YYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
sumone shood cut yore fucken rinky dinky dicks off u fucking fuckers!!!!
go piss uppa fuckin rope togther u asshat fuckin shiteheedds!!!!!!!11!
Constance Knoring
May 14, 2013, 5:02:11 PM5/14/13
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Father Haskell <father...@yahoo.com> wrote in
news:cd128dce-b0fa-4cb2...@y5g2000yqy.googlegroups.com:
> On May 12, 2:46�pm, Samuel Harrigon <samharri...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> Robert H <craz...@comcast.net> wrote
>> innews:733203ea-9981-45d1-a56e-c9476
> eb7...@z8g2000yqd.googlegroups.com:
one beer i can undestand...... butttt why only one whore??????
id wanna go out in a blazing orgy with at lest 5 whores!!!!!!!!!!! that
wood bee the cats sass eh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
women r awsome!!!111!!!!!!! cant have life without em!!!!!!!!!! and a
lotta them look awsome two!!!!!!!!!
news:cd128dce-b0fa-4cb2...@y5g2000yqy.googlegroups.com:
> On May 12, 2:46�pm, Samuel Harrigon <samharri...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> Robert H <craz...@comcast.net> wrote
> eb7...@z8g2000yqd.googlegroups.com:
id wanna go out in a blazing orgy with at lest 5 whores!!!!!!!!!!! that
wood bee the cats sass eh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
women r awsome!!!111!!!!!!! cant have life without em!!!!!!!!!! and a
lotta them look awsome two!!!!!!!!!
Father Haskell
May 14, 2013, 6:15:57 PM5/14/13
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On May 14, 5:02 pm, Constance Knoring <nosel...@invalid.local> wrote:
Sounds a lot more dignified than dying in a hospital while a
chaplain leans over you like a vulture and utters invocations
to his zombie masters.
> Father Haskell <fatherhask...@yahoo.com> wrote innews:cd128dce-b0fa-4cb2...@y5g2000yqy.googlegroups.com:
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chaplain leans over you like a vulture and utters invocations
to his zombie masters.
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Samuel Harrigon
May 21, 2013, 11:01:04 AM5/21/13
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Father Haskell <father...@yahoo.com> wrote in
news:8c8bb240-898d-4ff5...@y5g2000yqy.googlegroups.com:
> On May 14, 5:02�pm, Constance Knoring <nosel...@invalid.local> wrote:
>> Father Haskell <fatherhask...@yahoo.com> wrote
> 9bfb-cb5...@y5g2000yqy.googlegroups.com:
will make God send you to Hell to burn for all eternity!
Rev. Samuel Harrigon
Good Old Gospel Ship Zombie Church
Robert H
May 21, 2013, 11:12:29 AM5/21/13
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On May 12, 2:46 pm, Samuel Harrigon <samharri...@gmail.com> wrote:
idiots.
kni...@baawa.com
May 21, 2013, 11:17:48 PM5/21/13
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Samuel Harrigon
May 26, 2013, 2:05:56 PM5/26/13
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kni...@baawa.com wrote in news:41eop89pbo4k1os83...@4ax.com:
I always figured you Atheist for wanting to die by snakes on a plane.
But flying sharks? You're being deluded by your Atheist faith because
sharks can't fly (you wouldn't be that deluded if you came go my church).
Rev. Samuel Harrigon
Good Old Gospel Ship Church
But flying sharks? You're being deluded by your Atheist faith because
sharks can't fly (you wouldn't be that deluded if you came go my church).
Rev. Samuel Harrigon
Good Old Gospel Ship Church
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