Poem for the New Year 2010
Alex
Alas, the sleazebags of tomorrow
Are our icons of today,
And every year brings forth more sorrow
With promises of better days.
Enough of Bushes and Obama,
Enough of change, enough of wars,
Enough of Clinton blowjob dramas,
Enough of Cheney, Biden, Gore.
I bid farewell to Michael Jackson,
There'll never be the King of Pop--
Half saint, half a child molester,
Who'd make us boogie till we drop.
And, Tiger Woods, your sordid story
Of secret sexual vagaries,
Has somehow dimmed the shining glory
Of all your golfing victories.
Good bye, old year, for I feel tired
Of all the bullshit that went on,
You were extinguished like the fire
That kept the faithful hanging on.
Good bye, old year, of overblown
And hollow words of yesterday,
I greet new year with eyes aglow--
May it bring bright and lively days.
December 31, 2009
--Alexander Shaumyan
philo
LOL
Golf , to me is the most boring sport their is...
So to me Tiger was just as boring.
Truth is...I find him a little less boring now and a little more human.
Of course, with all his money...he was just paying for sex...
so as anyone who's in a good relationship knows...
he's a rather poor individual.
thedailyepiphany
when I think of the past celebrity smut doesn't paint an image 4 me,,,
it's more personal, and private................
good form! nice wit!.........but boring