Guarantee Review of your Art
TomHendricks474
As a musician, painter, writer, I couldn't get reviewed.
So I set up this system to guarantee a review for all.
It's tough so beware, but check it out.
And e-mail me, Tom with any questions.
Last days for free reviews, so send in stuff now. Anything postmarked 1/04
is reviewed for free.
Audition for the World
Musea guarantees you a review
Musea guarantees you a fair review
Musea guarantees you the toughest reviews anywhere:
If you can make it here you can make it anywhere.
MUSEA REVIEW POLICY and RULES
Musea would like to offer all artists in every conceivable field of music, art,
writing, film, etc. a site that guarantees you a review of your work. No longer
do you have to submit your 'art' to hundreds of magazines, websites,
newspapers, etc. in hopes that one outlet will give you a brief mention. One
mailing, one review. Here's how it works.
Put the following three things in a mailer and send it to Musea: 1. The work to
be reviewed. 2. Contact information. 3. The processing fee ( oh wait - never
mind - its free for the month of Jan. '04. IF and when we charge it'll be about
the price of postage you put on the envelope - about $3 each work of art.)
When Musea gets it, we'll review it, post the review on alt.zines newsgroup
(click google.com, then google groups, then alt.zines)
and at the end of each month repost it on the very huge,
no ads - no sponsors - no gov. grants; Musea website.
We guarantee these things. You WILL get a review. You will get a TOUGH review
that takes your art seriously. You will get a FAIR review. And you WON"T have
to kowtow to anyone to get that review.
We will review anything written: novels, plays, poems, zines, comics,
magazines, newspapers, etc. anything drawn or painted : art work, fashion
designs, architectural drawings, (photos too), etc.; any website you would
like reviewed (no downloading please), anything you can put on a
VHS tape: performances, plays, concerts, dances, tv shows, movies,
newscasts, etc. ; or anything on a CD or cassette.
We will review your stuff or anyone elses stuff that you want us to.
(Send in your favorite tv show, book, cd etc. - support your favorites)
Now for some extra fine print:
SEND ONY COPIES - you don't get nothing back - no SASE either
TELL US WHICH LEVEL - amateur or professional (professional is 10 times
harder). We'll do amateur unless you say different.
HINT HINT HINT: I HATE the following: All bands , any musician who writes his
own songs, conceptual art, (modern art hasn't been modern in 50 years), any
poetry that doesn't make sense, pretentious lit mags, Hollywood films, tv,
music, and publishing; ad-driven magazines, and almost all mainstream media
and big city dailies. I LOVE innovation and quality in every type of art or
media!
IMORTANT: Every work gets 30 MINUTES. That means we'll review 1 song, not a
CD, one poem not a chapbook, one chapter not a novel, one act not a play, one
painting not an exhibit, one clothes design not a line of clothes, etc. Thats
enough. That'll get the word out without boring the readers.
MORE IMPORTANT - posers beware. You can't fake art here and get away with it..
And don't be whiney this is TOUGH LOVE art reviews, not refrigerator art that
your mommy loves no matter how bad it is.
I RESERVE THE RIGHT to review for free anything that I find that is extremely
good or extremely bad. I also reserve the right to be the final say on all
these rules.
WHO ARE YOU? What is Musea? Are there some reviews I can see? What's the
weather like in Dallas? Is 5 a letter? All these and more questions are
answered in the hundreds of pages of my zine Musea.
STILL got QUESTIONS? - email me but make it brief and get to the point.
OVERALL: "Audition for the World right here. Let the world see your art. Take a
chance. Try it. You might be an overnight sensation! Good luck! And remember,
even if you stink as an artist, you're still cool for trying!
Tom Hendricks ed. Of Musea, tomhend...@cs.com
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Mailing address: 4000 Hawthorne #5 Dallas
Texas 75219. c Tom Hendricks 2004.