The secret world of lesbians at art college

[Man In The Doorway]

Messages are sent to me daily from the secret world of lesbians at art
college. They are insistent...they demand a response...it is only
with the greatest effort of will that I can resist these sirens....
Sometimes I am in the bathtub scrubbing my back with a scrubber and
I'll blink several times and realize..._oh no....art messages from
lesbians at college, again_.

They tell me not to use the watercolors. They tell me watercolor
reminds them too much of female lubrication (the natural kind).

In their voices is taunting...or occasionally pleading. When they
plead, I feel so sad for these lesbian painters in their frocks. What
is it I can do for you, I ask them?

But they never answer...they only wave feebly with a piece of charcoal
or charcoal paper and....I can't go on. *hand to brow* I just can't.

--Man In The Doorway