TO AWL FELLERS IN THE ASHE VILLE VICINITY!!
-- WATCH OUT!! --
Be wear that staring at half-nekkid gals struttin thur stuff in Ashe ville may be hazerdus two yore health! Lemme clearify....
Did you ye see that "goofy looking man" in that video? Yes, the won with thee big bug eyes. That condition is called, in medical terms, Droolitis Bugus Eyebus (DBE). It generally affects them hoo, whilest bird watching th'u bi-knockers, accidintly walks into a fence post or telephone pole. Another symptom of DBE that often occurs within 15 minutes of exposure is one or more big knots rising out of the patient's haid, generally caused by a rolling pin or an arn fry pan swang at high velocity.
Be on the lookout for half-nekkid gals and if yew seen some good'uns, DEW NOT APPROACH THEM. Report them IMMEDIATELY to spayshul under covers agent, code name "arryLay."
Guv Bob
Discount Inspections, LLPee
Half-Nekkid Gal Bi-knockers Inspections Division
www.HepStompOutBugusEyebus-SendMoneyQuick.edu
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