Warning About Dangerus Nut on the Loose

[Martha the Cooger]

Well this here little cooger from Okiehoma could of told all of you
what a powder keg and a time bumb this guy is acrost the street on
Arora. I first knowed he was a dangerus mennace when he come walking
up the street towards me while I was packing for a trip. The scamdrel
was in a wife beeter shirt and a pair of bermewder shorts and wearin
flip flops and a saggy ol hat et up by moths. He was a-sangin this
song which I recorded on my cell phone to be played to my Lawers Judge
Blinky Kepple and Judge Calvin Heel. Judge Blinky was shocked right
out of the britches beneath her robe. Now you just listen to what a
frighful leemurricks this here song is and why I have ever since been
afraid and felt of myself NOT safe in my home from this homocidal
maineyack --- Listen to this it is terrafying!!! ----->>

Deck us all with Boston Charlie,
Walla Walla, Wash., an' Kalamazoo!
Nora's freezin' on the trolley,
Swaller dollar cauliflower alley-garoo!

Don't we know archaic barrel
Lullaby Lilla Boy, Louisville Lou?
Trolley Molly don't love Harold,
Boola boola Pensacoola hullabaloo!

Now do you see what kind of abuse and harasemint Ima talkin about?
Here's some more of this arch crimanal's loonissy:

Harum scarum five alarm bung-a-loo!

Dunk us all in bowls of barley,
Hinky dinky dink an' polly voo!
Chilly Filly's name is Chollie,
Chollie Filly's jolly chilly view halloo!

Bark us all bow-wows of folly,
Double-bubble, toyland trouble! Woof, woof, woof!
Tizzy seas on melon collie!
Dibble-dabble, scribble-scrabble! Goof, goof, goof!

Tickle salty boss anchovie,
Wash a wash a wall Anna Kangaroo!
Ducky allus bows to Polly,
Prolly Wally would but har'ly do!

Dock us all a bowsprit, Solly,
Golly, Solly's cold and so's ol' Lou!

Now do you understand why I shivver with fear ever night in the dark
that my life is in danger and I had to rush to the courthouse and git
my rerstaining order from my Lawers Judge Eddy Clowntz and Judge
Blinky Kepple?

Creeping horrors!!! Can you tell he still amorus for me and the
loonatick wont to git in my pants? Did you git that? And all the
thretts and yelling names at me? They was so many names I lost count.

Is that not terrafying to you? I immeditly diled 911 and got the
police out here. 5 cruzers this time and 8 armed hunks the verry creme
de menthe of law enfarcemint!!!. This defendent ougrht to be permently
removed from the neighborhood he has rurnt my relatonship with all my
friends on accout of they are askeered to come here and well um you
just don't know it has been so hard deeling with it sometimes
I .......HOLD ON JUST A MINIT I AM GITTING VERKLEMPFFFT!..... <SNORT!
> Sometimes I just wont to say SHIT to the world and blow a buckit of
snot and just thow up my hands and give up because of that insufferble
man. And my hypmatism appointmints brung in a little bit of extry
money for proppity taxes and speeding tickits and wine coolers and now
that has dried up to. And my pyschic reedings and my channeling
freinds and lesbin brunch freinds they all stay away now and wont come
around because I have told them all about this creepy defendent and
told them and told them and told them and they are TORMINTED!!! He
tuck my van, he tuck my housemate and my black tomcat, he tuck all my
pride and self repeck and what is their left NOT A DAMN THING MY EARTH
IS SKORCHED I TELL YOU!! i will never fill safe in my home again!!!

John David Childers, is that you're real name, Honey? When you going
to fly down hear to Ashville from Hamlin to see me you big handsome
West Virginny stud muffin ??? <baw haw haw haw!> Bring some hoes, you
hunky brute, and a maddick and some shovels hammers sheet meddle
shears and a chane saw when you come I got a few chores me and you can
do together around the bording house before we go in for a couple of
PBR's <yuk yuk yuk yuk yuk giggle giggle giggle> and I grab you up and
rip them beautiful ruffled blue Depends off you're buns.

[Guv Bob]

Larry? You are one funny feller! Seriously!

"Martha the Cooger" <jls...@bellsouth.net> wrote in message news:e0ab16c0-ece2-416f...@r3g2000yqe.googlegroups.com...