Can you name the three ingredients of Love?
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Yes.
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John C.
Why are you tapping your fingers?
Why?
Mr Pounder
Quid pro quo.
Why don't you try asking me the question again?
Mr Pounder
That monkey, Ser, is on /your/ back.
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> Mr Pounder wrote:
>> "ah" <splif...@gmail.com> wrote in message
>> news:4aeb8310$0$77556$892e...@auth.newsreader.octanews.com...
>>> Mr Pounder wrote:
>>>> "ah" <splif...@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>>> news:4ae2e5b4$0$65835$892e...@auth.newsreader.octanews.com...
>>>>> Mr Pounder wrote:
>>>>>> "ah" <splif...@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>> news:4adf9df6$0$65841$892e...@auth.newsreader.octanews.com...
>>>>>>> Mr Pounder wrote:
<snip>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> *taps fingers*
>>>>>>> --
>>>>>>> ah
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Why are you tapping your fingers?
>>>>>
>>>>> *waits*
>>>>> --
>>>>> ah
>>>>
>>>> Why?
>>>
>>> Quid pro quo.
>>
>> Why don't you try asking me the question again?
>
> That monkey, Ser, is on /your/ back.
Where are you getting all these monkeys from? Can I see your permit?
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> Peter Hucker wrote:
>> On Mon, 02 Nov 2009 04:48:27 -0000, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>
>>> Mr Pounder wrote:
>>>> "ah" <splif...@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>>> news:4aeb8310$0$77556$892e...@auth.newsreader.octanews.com...
>>>>> Mr Pounder wrote:
>>>>>> "ah" <splif...@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>> news:4ae2e5b4$0$65835$892e...@auth.newsreader.octanews.com...
>>>>>>> Mr Pounder wrote:
<snip>
>> <snip>
<snip>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> *waits*
>>>>>>> --
>>>>>>> ah
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Why?
>>>>>
>>>>> Quid pro quo.
>>>>
>>>> Why don't you try asking me the question again?
>>>
>>> That monkey, Ser, is on /your/ back.
>>
>> Where are you getting all these monkeys from? Can I see your permit?
>
> That's Strike #37...
[screws up warning letter]
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Are you contributing? http://boinc.berkeley.edu/
I'm the 78th top alpha tester worldwide for protein research systems.
I'm the 118th top contributor worldwide to extreme weather event research.
I'm the 203rd top contributor worldwide to 2-phase fluid behavior in microgravity and microfluidics computer simulations.
Of course a quad core hyperthreading i7 processor helps....
Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of cheques.
Why do you dislike me so much Sir?
Mr Pounder
Riddles are Ah.
Mr Pounder
Is it up to I to sacrifice my convictions in the assuagance of your hubris?
> On 11/8/2009 10:30 AM, Mr Pounder wrote:
>> "ah" <splif...@gmail.com> wrote in message
>> news:4aee649c$0$65839$892e...@auth.newsreader.octanews.com...
>>> Mr Pounder wrote:
>>>> "ah" <splif...@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>>> news:4aeb8310$0$77556$892e...@auth.newsreader.octanews.com...
>>>>> Mr Pounder wrote:
>>>>>> "ah" <splif...@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>> news:4ae2e5b4$0$65835$892e...@auth.newsreader.octanews.com...
>>>>>>> Mr Pounder wrote:
<snip>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> *waits*
>>>>>>> --
>>>>>>> ah
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Why?
>>>>>
>>>>> Quid pro quo.
>>>>
>>>> Why don't you try asking me the question again?
>>>
>>> That monkey, Ser, is on /your/ back.
>>> --
>>> ah
>>
>> Why do you dislike me so much Sir?
>
> Is it up to I to sacrifice my convictions in the assuagance of your hubris?
It is preferential to refrain from the utilization of sesquipedalian verbiage in the circumstance that your intellectualization can be expressed using comparatively simplistic lexicological entities.
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I'm no. 2623 worldwide in BOINC distributed computing.
Are you contributing? http://boinc.berkeley.edu/
I'm the 78th top alpha tester worldwide for protein research systems.
I'm the 118th top contributor worldwide to extreme weather event research.
I'm the 203rd top contributor worldwide to 2-phase fluid behavior in microgravity and microfluidics computer simulations.
Of course a quad core hyperthreading i7 processor helps....
Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla.
No.
Maybe ??
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John C.
> On 11/13/2009 3:18 PM, Peter Hucker wrote:
>> On Tue, 10 Nov 2009 03:09:06 -0000, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>
>>> On 11/8/2009 10:30 AM, Mr Pounder wrote:
>>>> "ah" <splif...@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>>> news:4aee649c$0$65839$892e...@auth.newsreader.octanews.com...
>>>>> Mr Pounder wrote:
>>>>>> "ah" <splif...@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>> news:4aeb8310$0$77556$892e...@auth.newsreader.octanews.com...
>>>>>>> Mr Pounder wrote:
<snip>
>> <snip>
<snip>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Quid pro quo.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Why don't you try asking me the question again?
>>>>>
>>>>> That monkey, Ser, is on /your/ back.
>>>>> --
>>>>> ah
>>>>
>>>> Why do you dislike me so much Sir?
>>>
>>> Is it up to I to sacrifice my convictions in the assuagance of your hubris?
>>
>> It is preferential to refrain from the utilization of sesquipedalian verbiage in the circumstance that your intellectualization can be expressed using comparatively simplistic lexicological entities.
>>
>
> No.
Better.
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Are you contributing? http://boinc.berkeley.edu/
I'm the 78th top alpha tester worldwide for protein research systems.
I'm the 118th top contributor worldwide to extreme weather event research.
I'm the 203rd top contributor worldwide to 2-phase fluid behavior in microgravity and microfluidics computer simulations.
Of course a quad core hyperthreading i7 processor helps....
CONGRESS.SYS corrupted... Re-boot Washington D.C. (Y/N)?
No.
> On 11/22/2009 2:28 PM, Peter Hucker wrote:
>> On Thu, 19 Nov 2009 05:31:21 -0000, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>
>>> On 11/13/2009 3:18 PM, Peter Hucker wrote:
>>>> On Tue, 10 Nov 2009 03:09:06 -0000, ah <splif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On 11/8/2009 10:30 AM, Mr Pounder wrote:
>>>>>> "ah" <splif...@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>> news:4aee649c$0$65839$892e...@auth.newsreader.octanews.com...
>>>>>>> Mr Pounder wrote:
<snip>
>> <snip>
>>>> <snip>
>> <snip>
<snip>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> That monkey, Ser, is on /your/ back.
>>>>>>> --
>>>>>>> ah
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Why do you dislike me so much Sir?
>>>>>
>>>>> Is it up to I to sacrifice my convictions in the assuagance of your hubris?
>>>>
>>>> It is preferential to refrain from the utilization of sesquipedalian verbiage in the circumstance that your intellectualization can be expressed using comparatively simplistic lexicological entities.
>>>>
>>>
>>> No.
>>
>> Better.
>>
>
> No.
Then why did you do it?
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I'm no. 2623 worldwide in BOINC distributed computing.
Are you contributing? http://boinc.berkeley.edu/
I'm the 78th top alpha tester worldwide for protein research systems.
I'm the 118th top contributor worldwide to extreme weather event research.
I'm the 203rd top contributor worldwide to 2-phase fluid behavior in microgravity and microfluidics computer simulations.
Of course a quad core hyperthreading i7 processor helps....
A nun and a priest were crossing the Sahara desert on a camel.
On the third day out the camel suddenly dropped dead without warning.
After dusting themselves off, the nun and the priest surveyed their situation.
After a long period of silence, the priest spoke. "Well, sister, this looks pretty grim."
"I know, father. In fact, I don't think it likely that we can survive more than a day or two."
"I agree", says the Father, "Sister, since we are unlikely to make it out of here alive, would you do something for me?"
"Anything, Father."
"I have never seen a woman's breasts and I was wondering if I might see yours."
"Well, under the circumstances I don't see that it would do any harm."
The nun opened her habit and the priest enjoyed the sight of her shapely breasts, commenting frequently on their beauty.
"Sister, would you mind if I touched them? She consented and he fondled them for several minutes.
"Father, could I ask something of you?"
"Yes, Sister?"
"I have never seen a man's penis. Could I see yours?"
"I suppose that would be OK," the priest replied lifting his robe.
"Oh Father, may I touch it?" The priest consented and after a few minutes of fondling he was sporting a huge erection.
"Sister, you know that if I insert my penis in the right place, it can give life."
"Is that true father?"
"Yes, it is, Sister."
"Oh Father that's wonderful, stick it in the camel and let's get the hell out of here.
Why does a bird fly?
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