The mind is like an umbrella, it works best...
Mark
when open.
Your answer is here.....THINK.
There is no arab, there is no jew
there is only me and you
no two people living today are any more distantly related
than fiftieth cousin
every breath you take contains molecules
of someone else's exhaltation
Must you find your source of infinity
thru an assigned Diety
Ashes to ashes, dust to dust
Cold hard steel turns to rust
Where do the pages of history find their source
This you must ask
There is no America, there are no countries
Tis only you and me standing guard in a place
Holding fast to something that won't last
What is real, why do you feel
This you must ask
Can you dig the ground with you own two hands?
Will water flow the way you ask her to go?
Quickly you must plant, and track the sun
Water bears no flag, yet she must be captured
Indeed the need is submerged seed
If you plant it will it grow?
This you must ask
Is time waiting for you, or is waiting time?
Is time the distance between change?
Yes, thats precisely what it is.
How long will you wait for time?
How long will you wait for change?
Where is the distance between change?
Isn't' it just the length you will travel?
Then why won't you go?
This you must ask.
What is your rendition of traditon?
Is there real power in colored cloth?
Memorized culture doesn't change a species
Music is only sound and dance moving feet
Does your claim to familiarity embolden you?
Why you must ask.
Are you seeking justice? To what end?
When will the past be changed? Never, its gone.
Then what can one do? What?
You must grow. Reach up and in and grow.
When the storm beats you down,
Can you stretch upward and grow
Can you?
You must pick a new strategy
One that puts food on your table
Where can you sleep, where can you love?
This you must ask.
--
Mark inventor/artist/pilot/guitarist/scientist/philosopher/
scratch golfer/cat wrangler and observer of the mundane.
And much much more including wealthy beyond anything you can imagine.
My website http://www.hosanna1.com/
hoser1605
What a busy, busy website. No thanks
Mark
If a beehive is agitated, you'll have a mess on your hands. You're
probably gonna get stung, so call in the professionals. They dress in
white and methodically approach the hive. Then, they blow smoke up the
bees ass, which calms them down. Now you can
handle the situation. This is how mental health works.
Try my *real* website and thanks!
--
http://tinyurl.com/5gt7
Rev. Richard Skull
THe mind is like a toilet. It works better if its allowed to flow
freely and occasionaly swirl arround
just john
> The mind is like an umbrella, it works best...
> when open.
>
I don't know about YOUR mind, but ...
MY mind is like an umbrella because it's webbed, spring loaded, and
makes a t-th-THNKKK! noise when it deploys.
--
* Radio Free Entropy: http://just-john.com/cn/rfe.shtml
Mark
> Mark wrote:
>> The mind is like an umbrella, it works best...
>> when open.
>>
>
> I don't know about YOUR mind, but ...
>
> MY mind is like an umbrella because it's webbed, spring loaded, and
> makes a t-th-THNKKK! noise when it deploys.
You can call yourself a creative genius when
you've done what I've done. My walls are covered
with the first run editions of /intricate valuable artwork/.
I have the originals safely stored away too.
All these pieces were commissioned before
they were started, and they represent thousands
of dollars in revenue. They were all done by the
same artist. Me
Mark
>> You must pick a new strategy
>> One that puts food on your table
>> Where can you sleep, where can you love?
>> This you must ask.
>> --
>> Mark inventor/artist/pilot/guitarist/scientist/philosopher/
>> scratch golfer/cat wrangler and observer of the mundane.
>> And much much more including wealthy beyond anything you can imagine.
>> My websitehttp://www.hosanna1.com/
>
> THe mind is like a toilet. It works better if its allowed to flow
> freely and occasionaly swirl arround
You did know that in Junior high school I memorized the
Latin genus of all the snakes in North America? I was a
herpetologist by age 15
Unclaimed Mysteries
> On Dec 26, 1:35 pm, Mark <blueriver...@yahoo.com> wrote in part:
>> The mind is like an umbrella, it works best...
... when the poison tip is coated with only genuine DobbsCo brand Ricin.
IFYPFY
-cls
--
It Came From C. L. Smith's Unclaimed Mysteries.
http://www.unclaimedmysteries.net
What Does A Yellow Light Mean?
http://www.unclaimedmysteries.net/blog
Rev. Richard Skull
>
> You did know that in Junior high school I memorized the
> Latin genus of all the snakes in North America? I was a
> herpetologist by age 15
> --
>
Yea, that herpes is hard to get rid of isn't it.
John Cook
> On Sat, 26 Dec 2009 18:23:49 -0500, just john wrote:
>
>> Mark wrote:
>>> The mind is like an umbrella, it works best...
>>> when open.
>>>
>>
>> I don't know about YOUR mind, but ...
>>
>> MY mind is like an umbrella because it's webbed, spring loaded, and
>> makes a t-th-THNKKK! noise when it deploys.
>
> You can call yourself a creative genius when
> you've done what I've done. My walls are covered
> with the first run editions of /intricate valuable artwork/.
> I have the originals safely stored away too.
> All these pieces were commissioned before
> they were started, and they represent thousands
> of dollars in revenue. They were all done by the
> same artist. Me
You are very irritating Mark
--
John Cook
Reality is not Democratic
just john
> On Sat, 26 Dec 2009 18:23:49 -0500, just john wrote:
>
>> Mark wrote:
>>> The mind is like an umbrella, it works best...
>>> when open.
>>>
>> I don't know about YOUR mind, but ...
>>
>> MY mind is like an umbrella because it's webbed, spring loaded, and
>> makes a t-th-THNKKK! noise when it deploys.
>
> You can call yourself a creative genius when
> you've done what I've done.
I can call myself a creative genius any damned time I wish to. But that
would be a lame thing to do, as we see with you.
Rev. Exo-Skeletal ScalPlan
> You can call yourself a creative genius when
> you've done what I've done. My walls are covered
> with the first run editions of /intricate valuable artwork/.
> I have the originals safely stored away too.
> All these pieces were commissioned before
> they were started, and they represent thousands
> of dollars in revenue. They were all done by the
> same artist. Me
> --
> Mark inventor/artist/pilot/guitarist/scientist/philosopher/
> scratch golfer/cat wrangler and observer of the mundane.
> And much much more including wealthy beyond anything you can imagine.
> My websitehttp://www.hosanna1.com/
FUCK YOU for venting narcissism!!
Rev. Richard Skull
No matter WHAT you invneted, Bob Dean thought of it FIRST!
Rev. Richard Skull
A mind is like a pair of "Whitey-Tighties".Lots of firm support, but
no matter how careful you are, you always get "bacon strips" in the
back
The Mind is like Jiffy Lube. It over rated, over priced, but sometimes
its all you got.
A Mind is like scrapple, lots of left overs from a pig, boiled down,
mixed with corn meal and spiced to perfection.
A mind is like two dogs fucking. Sure you don't want to watch, but you
just can't help it!
__________________________________________________________________________
A Priest, a Rabbi and J.R. "Bob" Dobbs walk into a bar. The Mind looks
up and says, What will you have?
The Preist asks for s Shirely Temple
The RAbbi asks for a BAcon Daquri
And "Bob" asked for a Martini, dry, shaken, not stirred, strained
through an old pair of Julie Numars Panties.
The MInd looks at them and says, Thats no Aardvark, thats my wife!
____________________________________________________________
If one mind takes a train from Chicago at 4PM going at 60 mph and
another mind leaves New York at 6.25PM on a train going 75 mph, how
many monkeys on a typewriter does it take to write an empisode of
"Friends?"
Answer: Monkey are not that stupid!
Rev. 11D Meow!
wrote:
What a great Soap Opera TV digest title:
'Very Irritating Mark'.
Mark
wrote:
It isn't now nor was it when I founded a school of the arts in my name.
Mark
You know nothing abut me. I am a Renaissance Man.
I'm still attempting things people think are
impossible. I'm a dichotomy, shoot em dead
brainbell jangler, a soft diamond, a militaristic
saint, and always a very wise fool.
Mark
> Mark wrote:
>> On Sat, 26 Dec 2009 18:23:49 -0500, just john wrote:
>>
>>> Mark wrote:
>>>> The mind is like an umbrella, it works best...
>>>> when open.
>>>>
>>> I don't know about YOUR mind, but ...
>>>
>>> MY mind is like an umbrella because it's webbed, spring loaded, and
>>> makes a t-th-THNKKK! noise when it deploys.
>>
>> You can call yourself a creative genius when
>> you've done what I've done.
>
> I can call myself a creative genius any damned time I wish to. But that
> would be a lame thing to do, as we see with you.
I'd love to play but this cute little brunette
named Tammy stole her boyfriend's car and credit
cards and put me up on the 14th floor of the
"Yachtsman" for a week in Myrtle Beach, while
spending thousands by day, and smoking the
sheets by night.
Mark
I don't have a degree in physics, so maybe if I did
then this "genius" thing which I've been assigned
might be put to better use on this subject. I have a
gift for looking past the obvious and discussing the
abstract.
Mark
>> On Dec 26, 1:35 pm, Mark <blueriver...@yahoo.com> wrote in part:
>>> The mind is like an umbrella, it works best...
>
> ... when the poison tip is coated with only genuine DobbsCo brand Ricin.
>
> IFYPFY
>
> -cls
No one can get within a quarter mile of me without a
warrant. I'm very hard to access and my critter cameras
record everything that happens around here. You're no
threat to me.
Toilet Pepper
>
> THe mind is like a toilet. It works better if its allowed to flow
> freely and occasionaly swirl arround
AAAAAMEENNN!!
John Cook
> On Sat, 26 Dec 2009 21:36:53 -0500, just john wrote:
>
>> Mark wrote:
>>> On Sat, 26 Dec 2009 18:23:49 -0500, just john wrote:
>>>
>>>> Mark wrote:
>>>>> The mind is like an umbrella, it works best...
>>>>> when open.
>>>>>
>>>> I don't know about YOUR mind, but ...
>>>>
>>>> MY mind is like an umbrella because it's webbed, spring loaded, and
>>>> makes a t-th-THNKKK! noise when it deploys.
>>>
>>> You can call yourself a creative genius when
>>> you've done what I've done.
>>
>> I can call myself a creative genius any damned time I wish to. But that
>> would be a lame thing to do, as we see with you.
>
> I'd love to play but this cute little brunette
> named Tammy stole her boyfriend's car and credit
> cards and put me up on the 14th floor of the
> "Yachtsman" for a week in Myrtle Beach, while
> spending thousands by day, and smoking the
> sheets by night.
You are Not Ever going to be Any good for Anything mark
Plonk
Rev.SusietheFloozie
these losers before you wise up. I have a reputation for suffering
fools gladly, but you take it to new extremes.
Can you lose a little of your celebrated patience? It would save you
some time getting played by jerkoffs. They're just exploiting your
good graces, the assholes.
Mark
> John, I can't help but notice that yer gettin' too much hang time on
> these losers before you wise up. I have a reputation for suffering
> fools gladly, but you take it to new extremes.
>
> Can you lose a little of your celebrated patience? It would save you
> some time getting played by jerkoffs. They're just exploiting your
> good graces, the assholes.
*ROTFL!*
Can't deal with it, can you coward. You'll prattle
and snipe away for days on end most of the time,
but when someone like me comes along and bitchslapps
you with a healthy dose of unabashed reality
you go all snotty nosed. Run like hell in the
general direction of "away" whilst screeching puerile
invectives over your shoulder.
I own your ass, bitch. In the space of two or three
posts I've reduced you to a pathetic, fullsnipping
pile of human waste. You have nothing, repeat NOTHING
with which to defend yourself from me. You're incapable of it.
Mark
Unexplained phenomenon exist with regularity and
to a large degree I understand much of it.
Rev. Susie the Floozie
Oh, sorry--when I pulled into the carport I ran over some toy planes.
Here's five bucks--that should more than cover it. Hope the little
retarded kid isn't a crybaby over it, but I doubt that.
Ta-TA!
Mark
Believers like me have thousands of untold acts
of charity and kindness which go unnoticed. But
then you waterboard a couple of idiots like you,
and everyone notices.
John Cook
I've been getting Meaner lately, honest.
(And doing research for a possible thesis on kookology)
John Cook
I've tried to understand but...
Like look at this one - What is it with all this "I own your ass,
bitch." stuff? I mean mark is just a badly controlled bi-polar case -
what does he Get out of all this silly posturing?
Rev. Richard Skull
>
> You know nothing abut me. I am a Renaissance Man.
You like to wear tights and "blow a flute?"
Mark
If you really knew me, like when I was convincing
the chairman of the bank and head of the Georgia Republican
party to fly to Washington, D.C. and within 3 days bring me
a Small Business Admin. check for 350 thousand dollars,
you would know not to think such trash.
Mark
> Like look at this one - What is it with all this "I own your ass,
> bitch." stuff? I mean mark is just a badly controlled bi-polar case -
> what does he Get out of all this silly posturing?
I wasn't trying to be calculating or cover up any
insecurities or anything such as that. Sometimes I
just make up my own language when I type rush.
Jared
> Mark wrote:
> > The mind is like an umbrella, it works best...
> > when open.
>
> I don't know about YOUR mind, but ...
>
> MY mind is like an umbrella because it's webbed, spring loaded, and
> makes a t-th-THNKKK! noise when it deploys.
My mind is like an umbrella, because it keeps the rain off my neck.