Message from discussion What the hell happened?
Subject: Re: What the hell happened?
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actually, the instructions for such an organic liason originate witth
the invention of the famous "fifi bag", used since the first horny
prisoner in some long ago jail cell discovered that a rubber glove, or
baggie, or sheep`s bladder, or anything else that would hold intact some
substance such as raw liver, or hand lotion, or even some nice, warm
oatmeal. would be, with just a dash of imagination, a
better-than-nothing replacement for the warm, slick inner walls of one`s
favorite orifice. this discovery led to the realization that a great
many of our little green and yellow buddies(as zappa called them) could
be used in much the same way. howsomeevert, my telling senor vader to
get wih child a rutabaga had nothing to do with all this but was, quite
simply, the first thing to pop into my muddy little stream of whatever
as he is a farmer (he says).
you may also want to research the famous "dancing chicken" whereupon
one faces the chicken away, placing one of its legs in each of the front
pockets of his levis, inserts (or aims, at least) his erect member in
whatever orifice that can be found, and wrings the chicken`s neck,
hence, the dancing chicken lovemaking technique. there is also "the
running goat" "cows love apples", and "wow! does kitty love that tuna
juice!" among others, buty im sure you get the general idea. hope this
clears everything up for you.