1. Obamnotized
Someone who is so deeply under the mesmerizing, hypnotic, spell
of Barack Obama, they don't even realize they've listened to him
for two hours and he hasn't actually said anything! "Hope,
Change, Hope for Change, Change we can Believe in, Hopefully,
while Changing Hope into Dreams, and Dreams into Change, and
Change into� Yes We can� We Can Hope for Change!"
Example: "I'm sayin' the chick is totally Obamnotized! When she
tossed her thong onto the stage at his last rally, I said, 'Girl
what the hell are you doing?' And all she did was drool and
mumble, Obama... Obama... Obama...!"