Two interpretations of Obama's achievements

[Mey K.]

President Obama's top accomplishments during his first term in the White House:

1. Had Osama bin Laden assassinated
2. Freed American hostages
3. Started the 'Obamacare' reform and fixed the preexisting-conditions travesty in health insurance
4. Finally ended the war in Iraq
5. Repealed the 'Don't Ask, Don't tell' policy
6. Rescued the auto industry from certain death
7. Saved the entire world from a financial Armageddon and got all of his bailout money back with interest
8. Appointed two pro-choice women to the Supreme Court
9. Passed the Hate Crimes bill
10. Advanced women's rights in the workplace
11. Overhauled the credit card industry
12. Quit smoking and invested in clean energy
13. Supported the states' rights on medical marijuana.

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These same accomplishments, as interpreted by the GOP (and FOX News):

1. Orchestrated a highly dangerous operation on a whim just to evacuate an Arab tenant from an old hovel
2. Had many armed men dispatched to scare tourists in Somalia
3. Helped perverts with VD with free trips to the clinic
4. Quit that critical oil raid mission because the sand was hot
5. Started that epidemic of "reach-arounds" in the military
6. Kept Chrysler's Dodge alive despite no one asking him
7. Got rich on our expense
8. Declared war on pregnancy and birth and kids
9. Made self-defense illegal
10. Did squat for the men in the workplace
11. Learned our IIN numbers
12. Tried to end tobacco farming and the nuclear industry
13. Initiated the new Unites States of Amsterdam.

Later!,
Mey K.

[Phil Carmody]

Hilarious, as ever.

Phil
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