"Mey K." <meykr...@gmail.com> writes:
> President Obama's top accomplishments during his first term in the White House:
> 1. Had Osama bin Laden assassinated
> 2. Freed American hostages
> 3. Started the 'Obamacare' reform and fixed the preexisting-conditions travesty in health insurance
> 4. Finally ended the war in Iraq
> 5. Repealed the 'Don't Ask, Don't tell' policy
> 6. Rescued the auto industry from certain death
> 7. Saved the entire world from a financial Armageddon and got all of his bailout money back with interest
> 8. Appointed two pro-choice women to the Supreme Court
> 9. Passed the Hate Crimes bill
> 10. Advanced women's rights in the workplace
> 11. Overhauled the credit card industry
> 12. Quit smoking and invested in clean energy
> 13. Supported the states' rights on medical marijuana.
> These same accomplishments, as interpreted by the GOP (and FOX News):
> 1. Orchestrated a highly dangerous operation on a whim just to evacuate an Arab tenant from an old hovel
> 2. Had many armed men dispatched to scare tourists in Somalia
> 3. Helped perverts with VD with free trips to the clinic
> 4. Quit that critical oil raid mission because the sand was hot
> 5. Started that epidemic of "reach-arounds" in the military
> 6. Kept Chrysler's Dodge alive despite no one asking him
> 7. Got rich on our expense
> 8. Declared war on pregnancy and birth and kids
> 9. Made self-defense illegal
> 10. Did squat for the men in the workplace
> 11. Learned our IIN numbers
> 12. Tried to end tobacco farming and the nuclear industry
> 13. Initiated the new Unites States of Amsterdam.
Hilarious, as ever.
-- Regarding TSA regulations:
How are four small bottles of liquid different from one large bottle?
Because four bottles can hold the components of a binary liquid explosive,
whereas one big bottle can't. -- camperdave responding to MacAndrew on /.