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Re: Chernobyl

2013-05-21T16:05:29Z

Thank you kindly.

anna
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Re: Thirsty (weird news)

2013-05-20T18:50:13Z

In message <VBm*EW...@news.chiark.greenen d.org.uk>, at 16:38:35 on Tue,
16 Apr 2013, Lardy Girl <ust...@asdf.fi> wibbled

You caught me on the right day :)

I was catching up on reading a.a when I spotted the suggestion and I had
time to have a go and, I was pleased that I could get something out of

Re: Toilet roll wackos

2013-05-19T23:45:51Z

Charmin-wrestler -HA!

I think I'll avoid the z

Howard and sister Bernice=
RE: The cardboard news is in

Earth Jargon

Re: ELI THE BEARDED: THANK YOU VERY MUCH!

2013-05-19T18:55:54Z

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I used to like Al Capp before it was found out he was a pervert.

mike
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Edgar Cayce Reading 5748-6 [1932] Excerpt, Regarding Entrance Into The Hidden Pyramid

2013-05-16T20:27:37Z

Edgar Cayce Reading 5748-6 [1932]
...UNTIL AFTER A PERIOD OF THEIR REGENERATION
IN THE MOUNT, OR THE FIFTH ROOT RACE BEGINS...
=
OR THE GLORIFICATION OF THE TRUE REPENTANT
RIGHTEOUS AND FAITH, BEFORE MORT NEE INRI...
=
OR THE GLORIFICATION OF THE TRUE REPENTANT
RIGHTEOUS AND FAITH, BEFORE TONEE MR. INRI...

Re: ELI THE BEARDED: THANK YOU VERY MUCH!

2013-05-16T20:09:38Z

Odd of you to look for yourself in my nom de net.

I wouldn't expect "stay off my threads" to have any meaning in
Usenet. I would also expect people who complain of "rude people
with bad character" to be either very conscious of not calling
people names or very oblivious doing that themselves. It appears

True Worshippers / The True Worshippers

2013-05-16T20:08:54Z

TRUE WORSHIPPERS? ~
U.S. PROPHET WIRERS! /
U.W. PROPHETS, IRERS! /

PROPHET'S WIRER? US ~
PROPHET WIRERS? US ~
TRUE WORSHIPPERS!

U PROPHETS WIRERS? ~
U PROPHET'S WIRERS? ~
TRUE WORSHIPPERS!

THE TRUE WORSHIPPERS ~
RUSH, TIRE? WE PROPHETS!

SURE TRI-PROPHETS HEW? ~
SURE TRI-PROPHET HEWS? ~

ELI THE BEARDED: THANK YOU VERY MUCH!

2013-05-16T19:22:04Z

On Mar 5 2013 hateist atheist Earle Jones, who posted
the “anagram” THIS GOD = DOG SHIT on a previous
thread of mine, and who posted the statement
“Go fuck yourself, Debbie Shithead!” on a previous
thread of mine, posted on a Mar 4 2013 thread of mine

because I posted the anagram-subject “I Satan Test Shit?”

Re: World record attempt

2013-05-15T00:52:30Z

Thanks Anna

Toilet roll wackos

2013-05-14T22:05:24Z

It's another weird-news anagram, this time with an ever-to-helpful 'z':

The /New York Post/ reports on a fight between a brother and sister
who share a home. Howard Meltzer, 67, said that there had been a full
roll of toilet paper in the morning but by later in the day Bernice
Meltzer, 72, had 'unloaded a whole roll and left just a little, and

Not a Pink Floyd anagram

2013-05-14T22:02:31Z

Police report that Minnesota's Michael Schaeffer skipped out on an
estimated $100,000 of medical bills at St Cloud Hospital after
explaining that he would pay the full amount later, and that he was
Pink Floyd's Dave Gilmour. His story fell apart after he checked out
of the facility. Four days later, he returned to the hospital for

Re: World record attempt

2013-05-14T21:59:38Z

Thanks for the feedback, and to you too, Horrid.

[...]

I think I like this one best. It just seems to flow nicely and
maintain a useful simplicity.

anna
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Re: Harsh words about futurists

2013-05-14T21:56:35Z

D'oh. Yes, indeed.

And thanks for the kind words, folks.

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2013-05-13T17:37:44Z

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A Man Christ's Fae Vatic Grieving Forerunner, Time? ie A.A Abided Abidee ~ ...

2013-05-06T18:09:20Z

A MAN CHRIST'S FAE VATIC GRIEVING
FORERUNNER, TIME? IE A.A ABIDED ABIDEE
~
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VIRGINIA, UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!

****

MAN CHRIST'S FAE VATIC GIVING FORERUNNER,
TIME, ERA? IE A.A ABIDED ABIDEE
~
DEBRA DEE FREEMAN, VIRGINIA BEACH,
VIRGINIA, UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!

Man Christ's Forerunner?

2013-05-06T17:59:37Z

MAN CHRIST'S FORERUNNER?
~
TORN RICH SUN SR FREEMAN /
SR FREEMAN, TORCH, RUINS /
IN TORN SR FREEMAN, CRUSH /
IN HURT SR FREEMAN, SCORN /
UH, SR FREEMAN, N TRI-SCORN /
FREEMAN, RUSH, N TRI-SCORN /
FREEMAN, TRI-RUSH, N SCORN /
TRI-NUN FREEMAN, CROSS, HR /
NUN FREEMAN, TRI-CROSS, HR /
SH! FREEMAN, TRI-SCORN, RUN!

Association For Research And Enlightenment: Somnolent Somnambulist Edgar Cayce

2013-05-06T17:53:33Z

ASSOCIATION FOR RESEARCH
AND ENLIGHTENMENT
=
SOMNOLENT CHRISTIAN SON
NEE EDGAR, FAITH, CARE!
=
CHEER-ON SOMNOLENT
CHRISTIAN SAINT FAE EDGAR!
=
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FINE DATA, OMENS - TONS!
=
IS THE SON OF MAN'S GERIATRIC
CHANNEL! READ NOTE!
=
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CHANNEL DEAR SON! AMEN!

Edgar Cayce's Association For Research And Enlightenment Incorporated

2013-05-06T17:27:41Z

EDGAR CAYCE'S ASSOCIATION FOR RESEARCH
AND ENLIGHTENMENT INCORPORATED
=
AH! SOS! GAL GERT CAYCE'S REINCARNATION?
DONS CHIT DEE FREEMAN!
=
SO! GAL GERT CAYCE'S REINCARNATION?
DONS, HAS, CHIT DEE FREEMAN!
=
OH! SO! ASSN GAL GERT CAYCE'S REINCARNATION?
CHIT D. DEE FREEMAN!
=
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The Yahweh's Crucified Kosher Jesus' Association For Research And Enlightenment Incorporated, Virginia Beach, Virginia, United States Of America

2013-05-06T17:18:58Z

THE YAHWEH'S CRUCIFIED KOSHER JESUS'
ASSOCIATION FOR RESEARCH AND
ENLIGHTENMENT INCORPORATED,
VIRGINIA BEACH, VIRGINIA,
UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
=
O ASSOCIATION NORFOLK STUDY GROUP:
A VIRGINIA BEACH CHRISTIAN TEACHER GUIDE
SAINT DEE DEE FREEMAN, MIRTH? AVER HE
FIERCE CHRIST'S ANEW SAINT JOHN (SIC)!

The Rising Beast

2013-05-06T16:55:34Z

....AFTER THE CYPRUS CRISIS HOWEVER IT LOOKS
INCREASINGLY LIKE A GERMAN EUROPE BECAUSE
THE DIRECTION OF A CONTINENT IN CRISIS IS BEING
SHAPED ABOVE ALL BY THE IDEAS AND PREFERENCES
OF POLITICIANS AND OFFICIALS IN BERLIN...["THE
MAKING OF A GERMAN EUROPE"]
=
O THE HOLY BIBLE BOOK OF REVELATION CHAPTER

Belated Enfamer Gertrude Salter Evans' ~ Return Let? ...

2013-05-06T16:44:59Z

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2013-05-06T16:28:55Z

THE JEHOVAH'S, JESUS', EDGAR CAYCE'S,
ASSOCIATION FOR RESEARCH AND
ENLIGHTENMENT INCORPORATED,
VIRGINIA BEACH, VIRGINIA,
UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
=
O! AHA! GOSH! GOSH!
MESSENGER / REPRESENTATIVE / FORERUNNER
VATIC STAID CHIC SAINT JOHN?
VATIC STAID CHIC SAINT DEBRA DEE FREEMAN,
ANGELIC ARIA, JOY, IOU!

The Jesus' Association For Research And Enlightenment Incorporated

2013-05-06T16:24:25Z

THE JESUS' ASSOCIATION FOR RESEARCH
AND ENLIGHTENMENT INCORPORATED =

THEREON PATMOS ISLE ST. J.'S REINCARNATION?
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GOOD OL' CHRISTIAN JOHN USES CARNATE
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Re: Harsh words about futurists

2013-05-06T16:00:32Z

Good call, Phil.

Re: Weird news 'gram (alcohol was involved)

2013-05-06T15:59:41Z

Thanks Phil

Jesus' Association For Research And Enlightenment

2013-05-06T15:30:10Z

JESUS' ASSOCIATION FOR RESEARCH AND ENLIGHTENMENT =

ASSOCIATION: "CHRIST!"-JOHN'S AT? ERE DEE FREEMAN, N LUNGS! /
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Re: Harsh words about futurists

2013-05-06T14:11:08Z

Good, but I'd rotate that to 'Twat sure is full of shit'.

Phil
--
"In a world of magnets and miracles"
-- Insane Clown Posse, Miracles, 2009. Much derided.
"Magnets, how do they work"
-- Pink Floyd, High Hopes, 1994. Lauded as lyrical geniuses.

Re: Chernobyl

2013-05-06T14:05:56Z

That's excellent!

Phil
--
"In a world of magnets and miracles"
-- Insane Clown Posse, Miracles, 2009. Much derided.
"Magnets, how do they work"
-- Pink Floyd, High Hopes, 1994. Lauded as lyrical geniuses.

Re: Yet another dumb-criminal-gram

2013-05-06T13:59:10Z

Two stories with a Fortunato-named character!?!? - I call shenanighans!

Phil
--
"In a world of magnets and miracles"
-- Insane Clown Posse, Miracles, 2009. Much derided.
"Magnets, how do they work"
-- Pink Floyd, High Hopes, 1994. Lauded as lyrical geniuses.

Re: Weird news 'gram (alcohol was involved)

2013-05-06T13:55:36Z

Agreed. So good, I might add "ROFLMAO" in my anagram dictionary, hoping that
I can emulate such grams one day!

Phil
--
"In a world of magnets and miracles"
-- Insane Clown Posse, Miracles, 2009. Much derided.
"Magnets, how do they work"
-- Pink Floyd, High Hopes, 1994. Lauded as lyrical geniuses.

Re: World record attempt

2013-05-06T02:14:01Z

[link]
Number 1.

Re: World record attempt

2013-05-06T02:08:16Z

And in the SOOOOO CLOSE category:

A narly heart do[e]s in ~ Sailendra Nath Roy

Earth Jargon

Re: World record attempt

2013-05-06T01:45:23Z

Yes, I prefer the latter as well, Anna.

Sailendra Nath Roy=
Stray on a hard line.
or
Astray on hard line.

Sailendra Nath Roy=
Ran-A-Short-Line Day
A-Line-Ran-Short Day
Lad-Isn't-A-Hero yarn [yarn as in story]
Lad isn't a yarn hero [yarn as in zip line]
Only drains a heart
Darn, son. Hairy tale...

Re: World record attempt

2013-05-05T18:08:01Z

astonishing story and very good anagram. Prefer ***

can't quite get a 'gram I am happy with using just his name but there are some good keywords there

Sailendra Nath Roy = Lay and rest on hair

Chris

World record attempt

2013-05-05T15:46:39Z

The subject line doesn't refer to the world's longest anagram.

The story first:
Sailendra Nath Roy, holder of the Guinness world record for the longest
trip by a zip wire attached to one's hair, tried for another record
recently. The task he set himself was to cross India's Teesta River
on a 180-metre-long zip wire attached to his ponytail.

Re: Unexpected feature

2013-05-04T16:31:45Z

Slily exists allegedly (compared to slyly)
But I cannot deny it is obscure.

Re: Harsh words about futurists

2013-05-04T16:01:18Z

That sums it up nicely!!

Earth Jargon

Re: Unexpected feature

2013-05-04T15:18:27Z

I, too, noticed the silly spelling of 'slily'.

The re-ordering of your original anagram that I would offer:

Can I confirm it's worth its weight in gold? Silly!!

Earth Jargon [off to look up crowdfisting to make sure I didn't
misinterpret it.

Re: Unexpected feature

2013-05-04T10:37:32Z

I wasn't aware there was an existing concept - that's what comes of
living in Outer Mongolia, I guess.

Heh. I like the fact that so much of this is set-phrease-based.
But, being a party-pooper, I'm not sure it's very commonly splet
'slily', so you might have to revert to the less sly version:

Re: Unexpected feature

2013-05-04T09:09:27Z

crowdfisting was a new concept to me. I had an altogether more sinister understanding of the term before I looked it up, believing its origins to be Mongolian (if you get my drift)

Anyway, back on topic, I have contrived a silly anagram on the subject of W8 (is it inherently slow?!!)

I can slily confirm it's worth its weight in gold

Re: Unexpected feature

2013-05-03T21:46:32Z

That might explain your continued sanity.

Thanks! The first one I came up with involved the concept of
'crowdfisting', so I kept looking until I found something a bit more
sensible. Glad it worked.

LG
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Harsh words about futurists

2013-05-03T21:44:20Z

Most people described as 'futurists' tend to have nothing of substance
to say, at best. Accordingly:

This fellow's a futurist =
...Sure is full-of-shit twat

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Re: Unexpected feature

2013-05-02T15:09:37Z

Thanks Anna. And no I haven't used it beyond a website simulation
someone made. If I was going to be using it on a tablet, it might make
sense, but not on a regular desktop system.

That one's my favorite!!

Re: Unexpected feature

2013-05-02T14:25:55Z

Nice one.
Btw., most usual complaints about Win8 seem to be "I want my start
button back" and "My computer is not a bloody mobile phone".

*** Ouch!
I've heard many bad things said about Windows, but that's a new one.

Re: Unexpected feature

2013-05-02T12:00:29Z

These are both very good indeed. I hope they weren't born of
experience with Lose8.

My contribution, not so good:

Microsoft Windows Eight =
Ow! God, we confirm it's shit.
Oh, it's crowdfisting me - ow!
OMFG - wino wrote this disc!
Misfit winos' code growth.
We who dig it: conformists

Re: Unexpected feature

2013-05-02T08:10:42Z

On Wed, 01 May 2013 20:48:41 -0500

Windows Eight = We win dog shit

--
tha artist <f...@email.org>

Unexpected feature

2013-05-02T01:48:41Z

Discomforting woes with ~ Microsoft Windows Eight

Earth Jargon

Re: Chernobyl

2013-04-29T23:03:36Z

Thanks.

Indeed. And this vision too is developing cracks:
The Chernobyl nuclear disaster =
Hard concrete buries nasty hell.

LG
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Re: Chernobyl

2013-04-29T21:19:28Z

good one

The Chernobyl nuclear disaster = Ease the unborn child's cry later

I'm not sure 27 years on they have managed to do that unfortunately...

Chris