Grand Anagrammy Entrant List
Larry Brash
Awards will be held in the near future.
Here is a list of all the eligible entrants. Some categories have more
than 12 entrants because of one or more tied results. You may also
notice that the first 4 in the Spam Category were winners from the now
defunct Long Spam Category. The 4 "short" Spam winners have been
dropped from the list.
As you will notice, some members have two or more entries in a
category. As I mentioned previously having several entries in a Grand
Anagrammy category may actually disadvantage you, because voters may
spread their votes over several of your entries. The thinking seems to
be "Oh, I'll vote for one of A's and one of B's anagrams".
So, could you please read through the list and where you have more than
one in a category (espcially in the three long categories), think
seriously about reducing the number. There is no compulsion to do this
and if you wish to run all your entries, that is OK.
The aim of this request is to make the voting process easier (esp in
the longs) and probable more exciting too.
At the end of each category I have list people with more than one entry.
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GRAND ANAGRAMMY AWARDS 2001
GENERAL
1. Meyran Kraus with:
Antidemocratic =
Dictator came in.
2. Earle Jones with:
Russian roulette =
Retries not usual.
3. Janet Burholt with:
The misandrist =
It's men I'd trash.
4. Richard Grantham with:
Bottles of hydrogen peroxide =
Good tip there for sexy blonde.
5. Richard Grantham with:
The best things in life are free =
Resting beneath the fireflies.
6. Wayne Baisley
I am mentally disturbed =
Tell my Martian buddies!
7. Richard Grantham with:
A water-closet =
To clear waste.
8. SpursKevin with:
An eating disorder =
I'd eat orange rinds.
9. Allan Morley with:
A skeleton in the cupboard =
Bones are locked up in that.
10. David A. Green with:
An hermaphrodite =
O, I'm part he and her!
11. Richard Grantham with:
A love-hate relationship =
The volatile pair has one.
12. Mick Tully with:
Designated driver =
Danger is diverted.
Richard Grantham 4.
(category could be shortened to 9)
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ENTERTAINMENT
1. Crash Davis with:
Kim Basinger files for divorce from Alec Baldwin =
Bride roars "I'm a fickle blond! Screw off, I'm leaving!"
2. Meyran Kraus with:
Charles Dickens's 'Oliver Twist' =
The classic writer's kids' novel!
3. Richard Grantham with:
Suicide is painless,
It brings on many changes,
And I can take or leave it if I please. =
Sung, I believe, in "M*A*S*H" (a series set against epic conflicts and
daily pain in Korea)
4. Richard Grantham with:
Oscar Wilde's "De Profundis" =
Prison life cued sad words.
5. David A. Green with:
Erich von Daniken's "Chariots of the Gods?" =
Crank has no good evidence for this shit.
6. Meyran Kraus with:
The Royal Shakespeare Company =
One may appear there as Shylock.
7. Larry Brash with:
The Impressionist painter, Claude Monet =
He attempts intense colour. I am inspired.
8. Meyran Kraus with:
William Butler Yeats =
Sit, write me a lullaby.
9. Richard Grantham with:
"What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?" =
"Cackling at pieheads with original lines like you."
10. SpursKevin with:
Dolly Parton's Greatest Hits =
Hot legs, portly arse, and tits.
11. Janet Burholt with:
Manet's 'Olympia' =
Simple anatom
12. Richard Grantham with:
'The Lord of the Rings' by John Ronald Reuel Tolkien =
Thrilling nether-land journey of three old books.
Richard Grantham 4,
Mey Kraus 3.
(category could be shortened to 7)
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TOPICAL
1. Ulf Lunde with:
Abdel Baset Ali Mohmed Al-Megrahi =
I am Allah's eager lad. I bombed them!
2. Tom Myers with:
Israel: Sharon versus Barak =
Real risk! Has Arabs nervous!
3. Richard Grantham with:
Russell Crowe in 'Gladiator' =
Result: I win real gold Oscar!
4. David Bourke with:
The American spyplane =
Chinese play mean trap.
5. Janet Burholt with:
Mid East violence =
Malice so evident.
6. Tom Myers with:
Blair wins the election =
The liberal won - it's nice!
7. Lardy Girl with:
Etna's eruption =
Nature opens it.
8. Larry Brash with:
Christopher Skase =
He has sick reports.
9. Janet Burholt with:
The Code Red computer virus =
Drive seemed touch corrupt.
10. Zoran Radislavlevic with:
Usama bin Laden =
Damnable in U.S.A.!!
11. David Bourke with:
The USA and Britain ~
unite and hit Arabs.
12. Meyran Kraus with:
Search for Osama Bin Laden Proves Difficult =
A darn problem - US forces fail to find his cave!
13. Zoran Radisavlevic with:
Surrender of Talibans =
Arrest Bin Laden for us!
Tom Myers 2,
David Bourke 2,
Zoran Radisavlevic 2,
Jnet Burholt 2.
(category could be shortened to 9)
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RUDE
1. Keith Lehman with:
She's on the rag =
No shags there!
2. Meyran Kraus with:
'Snow White's Nasty Adventures', The X-Rated Video =
Sexy tart does in-and-out with the seven dwarves!
3. Meyran Kraus with:
A Ten-Inch Dick =
Nice and thick!
4. Adrian Hickford with:
Empty penis?
Yep, I'm spent.
5. Richard Grantham with:
Battery-operated vibrator =
Probe a torrid, tatty beaver.
6. Larry Brash with:
Ladies' underpanties =
Splendid arse, Auntie!
7. Lardy Girl with:
Erotic massage =
Orgasmic tease.
8. Adrian Hickford with:
So get your fingers out.
Your tongue goes first.
9. David Bourke with:
Durex contraceptives =
Cervix/anus protected.
10. David Bourke with:
Drinking to excess =
Dick resting, no sex.
11. SpursKevin with:
Crotchless undies =
Discloses her cunt.
12. David Bourke with:
A wet snatch... ~
what a scent!
David Bourke 3,
Mey Kraus 2,
Adrian Hickford 2
(category could be shortened to 8)
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PEOPLES NAMES
1. Janet Burholt with:
General George Smith Patton =
Germans gotta go! I repel then!
2. Larry Brash with:
Antonio Stradivarius of Cremona, Italy =
Famous or rare violins in an attic today?
3. Meyran Kraus with:
Giovanni Pergolesi =
I love opera singing!
4. Janet Burholt with:
Wilfred Edward Salter Owen =
War saddened writer fellow.
5. Janet Burholt with:
M. Etienne de Silhouette =
The esteemed in outline.
6. Richard Grantham with:
Noel Coward is ~
no Oscar Wilde.
7. Janet Burholt with:
The Norwegian artist Edvard Munch =
Driven toward The (haunting) Scream.
8. Adrian Hickford with:
Yasmin Le Bon =
Mainly bones.
9. Wayne Baisley with:
William Sherman =
I'm "War is Hell" man.
10. Walter Newboldt with:
Sinead O'Connor =
Croon and noise
11. Larry Brash with:
Osama bin Laden =
A bad man (no lies).
12. David Bourke with:
The terrorist Osama Bin Laden =
Arab monster is no idle threat.
13. Adrian Hickford with:
Charles Lutwidge Dodgson =
Select odd words, laughing.
14. Larry Brash with:
The late George Harrison =
Singer: Altogether a hero.
Janet Burholt 4,
Larry Brash 3,
Adrian Hickford 2.
(category could be shortened to 7)
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OTHER NAMES
1. Husband & Wife with:
Miss Congeniality =
My giant silicones!
2. Richard Brodie with:
The Palestine Liberation Organization =
Eager to ban, to annihilate, Zionist peril!
3. Richard Grantham with:
Nationalsozialistische Deutsche Arbeiterpartei =
The elite pure-racist Hitler-based Nazi association.
4. Janet Burholt with:
The Israeli Airline =
El Al: I rise in the air!
5. James H. Young with:
The Great Wall of China =
What a length of a relic!
6. Richard Grantham with:
The Gregorian calendar =
Change error, align date.
7. Janet Burholt with:
Ego Boost Bra =
O, great boobs!
8. Larry Brash with:
United States of America =
Mac and Fries Eat-out Site.
9. James Young with:
A Nintendo Gameboy =
Made to be annoying.
10. Janet Burholt with:
The Nightingale School and Home for Nurses =
Teaching and lessons here might honour Flo.
11. Meyran Kraus with:
Seven Eleven Incorporated =
Open it and never ever close!
12. Janet Burholt with:
The Subaru Legacy =
Let's buy a HUGE car!
Janet Burholt 4,
Richard Grantham 2,
James Young 2.
(category could be shortened to 7)
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SPAM
1. Larry Brash with:
ARE YOU READY TO GET $40,000 IN 6 WEEKS WITH ONLY 6 BUCKS!!?? [snip]
2. Meyran Kraus with:
T E S T I M O N I A L S ******* [snip]
3. David Bourke with:
When you access the Internet, your computer keeps permanent hidden
records of your activities!
[snip]
4. Richard Grantham with:
Hi! My name is Betty Wilson. [snip]
5. Meyran Kraus with:
A PERSONAL NOTE FROM THE ORIGINATOR OF THIS PROGRAM: [snip]
6. David Bourke with:
!!!!--SPECIAL OFFER TOTALLY FREE PASS--!!!! !!!! [snip]
7. Meyran Kraus with:
Take a minute to fill out the simple form below and receive a quote
comparing the best values from among hundreds of the nation's top
insurance companies! [snip]
8. David Bourke with:
Your Dating Life Might Be Great Right Now,
But What If It Could Be Even Better?! [snip]
9. Richard Grantham with:
Boat based Whale watching is one of the fastest growing tourist "must
do's", in the world today. [snip]
10. Allan Morley with:
Dear Friend, If you have been searching for a 100% GUARANTEED and Risk
Free way to lose your unwanted inches [snip]
11. Larry Brash with:
UNIVERSITY DIPLOMAS
Obtain a prosperous future, money earning power, and the admiration of
all. [snip]
12. Meyran Kraus with:
The Mother of a 15 year old boy was cleaning and putting laundry away
when she came across a large brown paper bag [snip]
Mey Kraus 4,
David Bourke 3,
Larry Brash 2,
Richard Grantham 2.
(category could be shortened to 5)
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LONG
1. Richard Brodie with:
[Job 2:3]And the LORD said unto Satan, Hast thou considered my servant
Job,
2. Richard Grantham with:
WOMEN
Women are honest, loyal, and forgiving. [snip]
3. David Bourke with:
Hail Mary, full of grace, [snip]
4. Larry Brash with:
Two households, both alike in dignity [snip]
5. Richard Grantham with:
[A Carroll acrostic anagrammed into a true story] [snip]
6. Mike Keith with:
[Shakespeare's sonnet #15] [snip]
7. Richard Grantham with:
When I do count the clock that tells the time, [snip]
8. David Bourke with:
An Essex girl is crossing the road, when she gets hit by an XR3i. [snip]
9. James H. Young with:
I hail USA! Our crazy law is in a list: [snip]
10. James H. Young with:
A Plain and Easy Introduction to Practical Music (1597) [snip]
11. David Bourke with:
GODDARD MEMORIAL TRAIL TO BE DEDICATED JUNE 6 [snip]
12. Janet Burholt with:
Impressionism emerged in France in the latter half of the nineteenth
century as a revolutionary new force in painting. [snip]
13. Larry Brash with:
Angram research [snip]
Richard Grantham 3.
David Bourke 3,
Larry Brash 3,
James Young 2
(category could be shortened to 7)
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SPECIAL
1. David Bourke with:
Decomposing Composers [snip]
2. Richard Grantham with:
[A poem by Karl Shapiro.]
AUTO WRECK [snip]
3. Richard Grantham with:
ODE TO THE AMOEBA [snip]
4. James H. Young with:
WHAT ARE THE HALLMARKS OF A GOOD ANAGRAM? [snip]
5. Larry Brash with:
Minister Charles Simpson has the power to make you a LEGALLY ORDAINED
MINISTER within 48 hours!!!! [snip]
6. Larry Brash with:
Accident-proneness - Psychopathological Theory. Mythology or reality?
[snip]
7. Larry Brash with:
Dear Friend:
Find solutions to all your daily problems and life's challenges at the
click of a mouse button? [snip]
8. Richard Grantham with:
A selection of poems by Wendy Cope. [snip]
9. Richard Grantham with:
No terrorists here! Join our porn site, turn off the TV, quit watching
the crap happening in the states [snip]
10. Meyran Kraus with:
(Virginia Woolf's suicide note to her husband Leonard) [snip]
11. Richard Grantham with:
Two anagrams of Shakespeare's 128th sonnet [snip]
12. Richard Grantham with:
[A simultaneous anagram and approximate translation of a poem by Paul
Verlaine, the first in the cycle "La Bonne Chanson" (1870). [snip]
Richard Grantham 6,
Larry Brash 3.
(category could be shortened to 5)
Overall, this would short the short category entrants from 75 to 47.
The long category entrants would drop from 37 to just 17.
Please let me know your decision as soon as possible. If I don't hear
from you, I will presume that you want them all in.
--
Larry Brash
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