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Lardy Girl
Apr 4, 2013, 2:38:56 PM4/4/13
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In Louisiana, Jefferson Parish Sheriff's Colonel John Fortunato
reports on why it was so easy to catch a man who broke into a local
pharmacy to steal drugs. The man had left his pickaxe at the crime
scene after breaking in. Because he hadn't removed the price sticker,
the place of purchase was evident, and from there video footage of the
purchase was quickly retrieved. Sure enough, the images of
pickaxe-purchaser Scott Rodrigue, 43, matched video captured near the
pharmacy at around the time of the crime, and drugs from the pharmacy
were found in Rodrigue's home.
Scott Rodrigue = Court tries dog.
Nice and simple. If you prefer, you can wait until he has the book
thrown at him: "I get court's rod.".
LG
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reports on why it was so easy to catch a man who broke into a local
pharmacy to steal drugs. The man had left his pickaxe at the crime
scene after breaking in. Because he hadn't removed the price sticker,
the place of purchase was evident, and from there video footage of the
purchase was quickly retrieved. Sure enough, the images of
pickaxe-purchaser Scott Rodrigue, 43, matched video captured near the
pharmacy at around the time of the crime, and drugs from the pharmacy
were found in Rodrigue's home.
Scott Rodrigue = Court tries dog.
Nice and simple. If you prefer, you can wait until he has the book
thrown at him: "I get court's rod.".
LG
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Jon Gearhart
Apr 5, 2013, 7:08:43 PM4/5/13
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Lardy Girl wrote:
> In Louisiana, Jefferson Parish Sheriff's Colonel John Fortunato
> reports on why it was so easy to catch a man who broke into a local
> pharmacy to steal drugs. The man had left his pickaxe at the crime
> scene after breaking in. Because he hadn't removed the price sticker,
> the place of purchase was evident, and from there video footage of the
> purchase was quickly retrieved. Sure enough, the images of
> pickaxe-purchaser Scott Rodrigue, 43, matched video captured near the
> pharmacy at around the time of the crime, and drugs from the pharmacy
> were found in Rodrigue's home.
>
> Scott Rodrigue = Court tries dog.
>
> Nice and simple. If you prefer, you can wait until he has the book
> thrown at him: "I get court's rod.".
>
>
> LG
>
Both very good. His name is too short for me.
> In Louisiana, Jefferson Parish Sheriff's Colonel John Fortunato
> reports on why it was so easy to catch a man who broke into a local
> pharmacy to steal drugs. The man had left his pickaxe at the crime
> scene after breaking in. Because he hadn't removed the price sticker,
> the place of purchase was evident, and from there video footage of the
> purchase was quickly retrieved. Sure enough, the images of
> pickaxe-purchaser Scott Rodrigue, 43, matched video captured near the
> pharmacy at around the time of the crime, and drugs from the pharmacy
> were found in Rodrigue's home.
>
> Scott Rodrigue = Court tries dog.
>
> Nice and simple. If you prefer, you can wait until he has the book
> thrown at him: "I get court's rod.".
>
>
> LG
>
Scott Rodrigue of Jefferson Parish=
Trooper's office jars drug thief, son!
Recording airs proof of theft?? Jesus...
"Dope errs", Officer J. Fortunato sighs.
Scott Rodrigue of Jefferson Parish Louisiana=
Officer John Fortunato: "Surprise ID sale is a go!"
Earth Jargon
Lardy Girl
Apr 9, 2013, 6:24:05 PM4/9/13
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Jon Gearhart <earth...@earthlink.net> wrote:
[...]
officer's name was in there. Nicely found.
[...]
> > Scott Rodrigue = Court tries dog.
> Both very good. His name is too short for me.
> Scott Rodrigue of Jefferson Parish=
> Scott Rodrigue of Jefferson Parish=
> "Dope errs", Officer J. Fortunato sighs.
This is the best one in my view. It's great that so much of the
officer's name was in there. Nicely found.
Jon Gearhart
Apr 9, 2013, 7:21:10 PM4/9/13
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Lardy Girl wrote:
> Jon Gearhart <earth...@earthlink.net> wrote:
>
> [...]
>>> Scott Rodrigue = Court tries dog.
>
>> Both very good. His name is too short for me.
>
>> Scott Rodrigue of Jefferson Parish=
>> "Dope errs", Officer J. Fortunato sighs.
>
> This is the best one in my view. It's great that so much of the
> officer's name was in there. Nicely found.
>
>
> LG
>
Thanks Anna.
> Jon Gearhart <earth...@earthlink.net> wrote:
>
> [...]
>>> Scott Rodrigue = Court tries dog.
>
>> Both very good. His name is too short for me.
>
>> Scott Rodrigue of Jefferson Parish=
>> "Dope errs", Officer J. Fortunato sighs.
>
> This is the best one in my view. It's great that so much of the
> officer's name was in there. Nicely found.
>
>
> LG
>
Phil Carmody
May 6, 2013, 9:59:10 AM5/6/13
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Lardy Girl <ust...@asdf.fi> writes:
> In Louisiana, Jefferson Parish Sheriff's Colonel John Fortunato
Two stories with a Fortunato-named character!?!? - I call shenanighans!
> In Louisiana, Jefferson Parish Sheriff's Colonel John Fortunato
Phil
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