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Lardy Girl
Mar 30, 2013, 9:15:15 AM3/30/13
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Police in Bradford, Pennsylvania, report that a local man deliberately
shot his finger off recently while intoxicated. Corrections officer
Alfredo Fortunato Malespini III explained to emergency responders that
he'd only wanted to 'get rid of his wedding ring'.
Malespini faces weapons-related charges. Adding to his woes, the
wedding ring remained in place on the finger.
Alfredo Malespini =
Er, old flame is _pain_!
(There have to be better things in there, but I wanted to post
_something_. I know my pope 'gram sharks 'gram were at least a bit
better.)
anna
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shot his finger off recently while intoxicated. Corrections officer
Alfredo Fortunato Malespini III explained to emergency responders that
he'd only wanted to 'get rid of his wedding ring'.
Malespini faces weapons-related charges. Adding to his woes, the
wedding ring remained in place on the finger.
Alfredo Malespini =
Er, old flame is _pain_!
(There have to be better things in there, but I wanted to post
_something_. I know my pope 'gram sharks 'gram were at least a bit
better.)
anna
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Jon Gearhart
Mar 30, 2013, 2:56:54 PM3/30/13
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Lardy Girl wrote:
> Police in Bradford, Pennsylvania, report that a local man deliberately
> shot his finger off recently while intoxicated. Corrections officer
> Alfredo Fortunato Malespini III explained to emergency responders that
> he'd only wanted to 'get rid of his wedding ring'.
> Malespini faces weapons-related charges. Adding to his woes, the
> wedding ring remained in place on the finger.
>
> Alfredo Malespini =
> Er, old flame is _pain_!
>
> (There have to be better things in there, but I wanted to post
> _something_. I know my pope 'gram sharks 'gram were at least a bit
> better.)
>
>
> anna
I agree, she apparently was a pain--funny!!
> Police in Bradford, Pennsylvania, report that a local man deliberately
> shot his finger off recently while intoxicated. Corrections officer
> Alfredo Fortunato Malespini III explained to emergency responders that
> he'd only wanted to 'get rid of his wedding ring'.
> Malespini faces weapons-related charges. Adding to his woes, the
> wedding ring remained in place on the finger.
>
> Alfredo Malespini =
> Er, old flame is _pain_!
>
> (There have to be better things in there, but I wanted to post
> _something_. I know my pope 'gram sharks 'gram were at least a bit
> better.)
>
>
> anna
That middle name sure is a misnomer!
Alfredo Fortunato Malespini III=
Part II of idiot name ran foul, lies.
Alfredo Fortunato Malespini III=
Opinion? A Total Misfired Failure!
Familiar, routine options failed? [Butter, ice,... GUN????)
"I opt in firearm solution; failed."
Italian-offered solution? IMPAIR!
Alfredo Fortunato Malespini III ~ puts a real fine "I" in "IDIOT"-ROFLMAO!!
This last one [that I actually found first] just kinda fell into place:
Alfredo Fortunato Malespini III=
Frail ironies foiled amputation
I've got to think there's still plenty more left in his extended name.
Earth Jargon
tha artist
Mar 31, 2013, 5:04:54 AM3/31/13
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On 30 Mar 2013 13:15:15 +0000 (GMT)
Lardy Girl <ust...@asdf.fi> wrote:
Alfredo Fortunato Malespini = Loon failed (misfortune apart)
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tha artist <fa...@email.org>
Lardy Girl <ust...@asdf.fi> wrote:
Alfredo Fortunato Malespini = Loon failed (misfortune apart)
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tha artist <fa...@email.org>
tha artist
Apr 2, 2013, 4:05:10 AM4/2/13
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On Sat, 30 Mar 2013 13:56:54 -0500
Jon Gearhart <earth...@earthlink.net> wrote:
> Alfredo Fortunato Malespini III ~ puts a real fine "I" in "IDIOT"-ROFLMAO!!
Fantastic! Puts my poor effort to shame.
Jon Gearhart <earth...@earthlink.net> wrote:
> Alfredo Fortunato Malespini III ~ puts a real fine "I" in "IDIOT"-ROFLMAO!!
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Jon Gearhart
Apr 2, 2013, 11:23:56 AM4/2/13
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tha artist wrote:
> On Sat, 30 Mar 2013 13:56:54 -0500
> Jon Gearhart <earth...@earthlink.net> wrote:
>
>> Alfredo Fortunato Malespini III ~ puts a real fine "I" in "IDIOT"-ROFLMAO!!
>
> Fantastic! Puts my poor effort to shame.
>
Thank you, sir.
> On Sat, 30 Mar 2013 13:56:54 -0500
> Jon Gearhart <earth...@earthlink.net> wrote:
>
>> Alfredo Fortunato Malespini III ~ puts a real fine "I" in "IDIOT"-ROFLMAO!!
>
> Fantastic! Puts my poor effort to shame.
>
Horrid Stretchy Pus
Apr 2, 2013, 1:24:18 PM4/2/13
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My less hilarious effort:
Alfredo Fortunato Malespini III = I do aim... nuptial era is not for
life
pointed rifle - too familiar in USA!
I filed suit for animal operation
history does not relate what type of gun was used nor whether he
inadvertently shot the pet hamster. thereby incurring heavy vet
bills...
Chris
Jon Gearhart
Apr 2, 2013, 7:56:33 PM4/2/13
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Lardy Girl
Apr 4, 2013, 2:11:28 PM4/4/13
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Jon Gearhart <earth...@earthlink.net> wrote:
> Alfredo Fortunato Malespini III=
> Part II of idiot name ran foul, lies.
This is another one I think works well, but I might prefer it with the
last two words turned round:
> Alfredo Fortunato Malespini III=
> Opinion? A Total Misfired Failure!
> Familiar, routine options failed? [Butter, ice,... GUN????)
> "I opt in firearm solution; failed."
> Italian-offered solution? IMPAIR!
> Alfredo Fortunato Malespini III ~ puts a real fine "I" in "IDIOT"-ROFLMAO!!
This one is brilliant!
LG
> Lardy Girl wrote:
> That middle name sure is a misnomer!
Indeed, and you capture that well:
> That middle name sure is a misnomer!
> Alfredo Fortunato Malespini III=
> Part II of idiot name ran foul, lies.
last two words turned round:
> Alfredo Fortunato Malespini III=
> Opinion? A Total Misfired Failure!
> Familiar, routine options failed? [Butter, ice,... GUN????)
> "I opt in firearm solution; failed."
> Italian-offered solution? IMPAIR!
> Alfredo Fortunato Malespini III ~ puts a real fine "I" in "IDIOT"-ROFLMAO!!
LG
Lardy Girl
Apr 4, 2013, 2:19:55 PM4/4/13
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Horrid Stretchy Pus <chris....@lineone.net> wrote:
> Alfredo Fortunato Malespini III = I do aim... nuptial era is not for
> life
Another option:
> Alfredo Fortunato Malespini III = I do aim... nuptial era is not for
> life
Nuptial "I do"s are not for life. I aim...
> pointed rifle - too familiar in USA!
'gram are worth it.
LG
Jon Gearhart
Apr 4, 2013, 10:10:12 PM4/4/13
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Lardy Girl wrote:
> Jon Gearhart <earth...@earthlink.net> wrote:
>> Lardy Girl wrote:
>
>> That middle name sure is a misnomer!
>
> Indeed, and you capture that well:
>
>> Alfredo Fortunato Malespini III=
>> Part II of idiot name ran foul, lies.
>
>
> This is another one I think works well, but I might prefer it with the
> last two words turned round:
>
>> Alfredo Fortunato Malespini III=
>> Opinion? A Total Misfired Failure!
>
>
>> Familiar, routine options failed? [Butter, ice,... GUN????)
>> "I opt in firearm solution; failed."
>> Italian-offered solution? IMPAIR!
>
>
>> Alfredo Fortunato Malespini III ~ puts a real fine "I" in "IDIOT"-ROFLMAO!!
>
> This one is brilliant!
>
>
> LG
Thanks, I'm glad you enjoyed them. That last one was immensely
> Jon Gearhart <earth...@earthlink.net> wrote:
>> Lardy Girl wrote:
>
>> That middle name sure is a misnomer!
>
> Indeed, and you capture that well:
>
>> Alfredo Fortunato Malespini III=
>> Part II of idiot name ran foul, lies.
>
>
> This is another one I think works well, but I might prefer it with the
> last two words turned round:
>
>> Alfredo Fortunato Malespini III=
>> Opinion? A Total Misfired Failure!
>
>
>> Familiar, routine options failed? [Butter, ice,... GUN????)
>> "I opt in firearm solution; failed."
>> Italian-offered solution? IMPAIR!
>
>
>> Alfredo Fortunato Malespini III ~ puts a real fine "I" in "IDIOT"-ROFLMAO!!
>
> This one is brilliant!
>
>
> LG
gratifying to find.
Earth Jargon
dav...@agent.com
Apr 11, 2013, 9:34:31 AM4/11/13
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Jon Gearhart <earth...@earthlink.net> wrote:
>Alfredo Fortunato Malespini III=
>Part II of idiot name ran foul, lies.
>
>Alfredo Fortunato Malespini III=
>Opinion? A Total Misfired Failure!
>Familiar, routine options failed? [Butter, ice,... GUN????)
>"I opt in firearm solution; failed."
>Italian-offered solution? IMPAIR!
>
>
>Alfredo Fortunato Malespini III ~ puts a real fine "I" in "IDIOT"-ROFLMAO!!
>
>This last one [that I actually found first] just kinda fell into place:
>
>Alfredo Fortunato Malespini III=
>Frail ironies foiled amputation
>
>I've got to think there's still plenty more left in his extended name.
Alfredo Fortunato Malespini III=
>Alfredo Fortunato Malespini III=
>Part II of idiot name ran foul, lies.
>
>Alfredo Fortunato Malespini III=
>Opinion? A Total Misfired Failure!
>Familiar, routine options failed? [Butter, ice,... GUN????)
>"I opt in firearm solution; failed."
>Italian-offered solution? IMPAIR!
>
>
>Alfredo Fortunato Malespini III ~ puts a real fine "I" in "IDIOT"-ROFLMAO!!
>
>This last one [that I actually found first] just kinda fell into place:
>
>Alfredo Fortunato Malespini III=
>Frail ironies foiled amputation
>
>I've got to think there's still plenty more left in his extended name.
Tuna Noodle Frito Pie is familiar.
Phil Carmody
May 6, 2013, 9:55:36 AM5/6/13
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Lardy Girl <ust...@asdf.fi> writes:
> Jon Gearhart <earth...@earthlink.net> wrote:
> > Lardy Girl wrote:
>
> > That middle name sure is a misnomer!
>
> Indeed, and you capture that well:
>
> > Alfredo Fortunato Malespini III=
> > Part II of idiot name ran foul, lies.
>
>
> This is another one I think works well, but I might prefer it with the
> last two words turned round:
>
> > Alfredo Fortunato Malespini III=
> > Opinion? A Total Misfired Failure!
>
>
> > Familiar, routine options failed? [Butter, ice,... GUN????)
> > "I opt in firearm solution; failed."
> > Italian-offered solution? IMPAIR!
>
>
> > Alfredo Fortunato Malespini III ~ puts a real fine "I" in "IDIOT"-ROFLMAO!!
>
> This one is brilliant!
Agreed. So good, I might add "ROFLMAO" in my anagram dictionary, hoping that
> Jon Gearhart <earth...@earthlink.net> wrote:
> > Lardy Girl wrote:
>
> > That middle name sure is a misnomer!
>
> Indeed, and you capture that well:
>
> > Alfredo Fortunato Malespini III=
> > Part II of idiot name ran foul, lies.
>
>
> This is another one I think works well, but I might prefer it with the
> last two words turned round:
>
> > Alfredo Fortunato Malespini III=
> > Opinion? A Total Misfired Failure!
>
>
> > Familiar, routine options failed? [Butter, ice,... GUN????)
> > "I opt in firearm solution; failed."
> > Italian-offered solution? IMPAIR!
>
>
> > Alfredo Fortunato Malespini III ~ puts a real fine "I" in "IDIOT"-ROFLMAO!!
>
> This one is brilliant!
I can emulate such grams one day!
Phil
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Jon Gearhart
May 6, 2013, 11:59:41 AM5/6/13
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Phil Carmody wrote:
> Lardy Girl <ust...@asdf.fi> writes:
>
>> Jon Gearhart <earth...@earthlink.net> wrote:
>>> Lardy Girl wrote:
>>
>>> That middle name sure is a misnomer!
>>
>> Indeed, and you capture that well:
>>
>>> Alfredo Fortunato Malespini III=
>>> Part II of idiot name ran foul, lies.
>>
>>
>> This is another one I think works well, but I might prefer it with the
>> last two words turned round:
>>
>>> Alfredo Fortunato Malespini III=
>>> Opinion? A Total Misfired Failure!
>>
>>
>>> Familiar, routine options failed? [Butter, ice,... GUN????)
>>> "I opt in firearm solution; failed."
>>> Italian-offered solution? IMPAIR!
>>
>>
>>> Alfredo Fortunato Malespini III ~ puts a real fine "I" in "IDIOT"-ROFLMAO!!
>>
>> This one is brilliant!
>
> Agreed. So good, I might add "ROFLMAO" in my anagram dictionary, hoping that
> I can emulate such grams one day!
>
> Phil
>
Thanks Phil
> Lardy Girl <ust...@asdf.fi> writes:
>
>> Jon Gearhart <earth...@earthlink.net> wrote:
>>> Lardy Girl wrote:
>>
>>> That middle name sure is a misnomer!
>>
>> Indeed, and you capture that well:
>>
>>> Alfredo Fortunato Malespini III=
>>> Part II of idiot name ran foul, lies.
>>
>>
>> This is another one I think works well, but I might prefer it with the
>> last two words turned round:
>>
>>> Alfredo Fortunato Malespini III=
>>> Opinion? A Total Misfired Failure!
>>
>>
>>> Familiar, routine options failed? [Butter, ice,... GUN????)
>>> "I opt in firearm solution; failed."
>>> Italian-offered solution? IMPAIR!
>>
>>
>>> Alfredo Fortunato Malespini III ~ puts a real fine "I" in "IDIOT"-ROFLMAO!!
>>
>> This one is brilliant!
>
> Agreed. So good, I might add "ROFLMAO" in my anagram dictionary, hoping that
> I can emulate such grams one day!
>
> Phil
>
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