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Lardy Girl
Sep 7, 2012, 4:41:55 PM9/7/12
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New York bar-owner David Kelleran, 51, was warned that his cheque for
renewal of the state liquor licence for his restaurant, called 68, had
bounced and that he had 10 days to make acceptable payment. He claims
in a lawsuit that, before that time was up, police arrested him at his
flat for selling alcoholic drinks without a licence. While he was in
jail for the night, he alleges, officers visited Coco66, the properly
licenced pub he owns next door to the restaurant, and proceeded to
pour all of the premises' wine, beer, and spirits down a drain. Both
the bar and the restaurant have been closed since the incident.
David Kelleran = Devil drank ale!
Was some of the alcohol was waylaid before flowing into the bowels of
the earth?:
The New York publican David Kelleran:
"Cop'll hit ale, drink away, be drunk even!"
or
The New York publican David Kelleran
vs
The cop invariably drunk all weekend
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renewal of the state liquor licence for his restaurant, called 68, had
bounced and that he had 10 days to make acceptable payment. He claims
in a lawsuit that, before that time was up, police arrested him at his
flat for selling alcoholic drinks without a licence. While he was in
jail for the night, he alleges, officers visited Coco66, the properly
licenced pub he owns next door to the restaurant, and proceeded to
pour all of the premises' wine, beer, and spirits down a drain. Both
the bar and the restaurant have been closed since the incident.
David Kelleran = Devil drank ale!
Was some of the alcohol was waylaid before flowing into the bowels of
the earth?:
The New York publican David Kelleran:
"Cop'll hit ale, drink away, be drunk even!"
or
The New York publican David Kelleran
vs
The cop invariably drunk all weekend
--
A n n a S h e f l - For email, substitute 'usenet' for its anagram
- "Never eat more than you can lift." --Miss Piggy -
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Wilhelm Noeker
Sep 14, 2012, 6:17:48 AM9/14/12
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Lardy Girl wrote:
> New York bar-owner David Kelleran, 51, was warned that his cheque for
> renewal of the state liquor licence for his restaurant, called 68, had
> bounced and that he had 10 days to make acceptable payment. He claims
> in a lawsuit that, before that time was up, police arrested him at his
> flat for selling alcoholic drinks without a licence. While he was in
> jail for the night, he alleges, officers visited Coco66, the properly
> licenced pub he owns next door to the restaurant, and proceeded to
> pour all of the premises' wine, beer, and spirits down a drain. Both
> the bar and the restaurant have been closed since the incident.
>
> David Kelleran = Devil drank ale!
Not really, unless the devil happens to live in the sewers. But it's a
> New York bar-owner David Kelleran, 51, was warned that his cheque for
> renewal of the state liquor licence for his restaurant, called 68, had
> bounced and that he had 10 days to make acceptable payment. He claims
> in a lawsuit that, before that time was up, police arrested him at his
> flat for selling alcoholic drinks without a licence. While he was in
> jail for the night, he alleges, officers visited Coco66, the properly
> licenced pub he owns next door to the restaurant, and proceeded to
> pour all of the premises' wine, beer, and spirits down a drain. Both
> the bar and the restaurant have been closed since the incident.
>
> David Kelleran = Devil drank ale!
sad story anyway.
> Was some of the alcohol was waylaid before flowing into the bowels of
> the earth?:
>
> The New York publican David Kelleran:
> "Cop'll hit ale, drink away, be drunk even!"
>
> or
>
> The New York publican David Kelleran
> vs
> The cop invariably drunk all weekend
Lardy Girl
Oct 10, 2012, 2:00:59 PM10/10/12
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Wilhelm Noeker <wno...@t-online.de> wrote:
> > The New York publican David Kelleran
> > vs
> > The cop invariably drunk all weekend
> Now that sounds good. I think that's exactly how it happened.
I shouldn't echo the stereotype, but it's so easy...
One can't spend one's whole week at doughnut shops, after all.
Huge daft cop has found one:
A coffee and doughnut shop.
LG
> Lardy Girl wrote:
> > David Kelleran = Devil drank ale!
> Not really, unless the devil happens to live in the sewers. But it's a
> sad story anyway.
It all heads down into the bowels of hell, surely.
> > David Kelleran = Devil drank ale!
> Not really, unless the devil happens to live in the sewers. But it's a
> sad story anyway.
> > The New York publican David Kelleran
> > vs
> > The cop invariably drunk all weekend
> Now that sounds good. I think that's exactly how it happened.
One can't spend one's whole week at doughnut shops, after all.
Huge daft cop has found one:
A coffee and doughnut shop.
LG
tha artist
Oct 10, 2012, 2:18:54 PM10/10/12
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On 10 Oct 2012 19:00:59 +0100 (BST)
This I like, although maybe the other way round
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tha artist <fa...@email.org>
This I like, although maybe the other way round
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tha artist <fa...@email.org>
Lardy Girl
Oct 11, 2012, 5:55:10 PM10/11/12
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tha artist <fa...@email.org> wrote:
> On 10 Oct 2012 19:00:59 +0100 (BST)
> Lardy Girl <ust...@asdf.fi> wrote:
> > Huge daft cop has found one:
> > A coffee and doughnut shop.
> This I like, although maybe the other way round
Thanks.
> On 10 Oct 2012 19:00:59 +0100 (BST)
> Lardy Girl <ust...@asdf.fi> wrote:
> > Huge daft cop has found one:
> > A coffee and doughnut shop.
> This I like, although maybe the other way round
(I did it that way mainly to be different; I couldn't choose
between the two.)
anna
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