The explanation:
After almost eight months of married life, Trista Joy Lathern was
desperate to save her relationship. When a benign lump was discovered
in one of her breasts, she decided to tell her husband that it was
cancerous, so that he wouldn't leave her. She decided it would
further help her marriage to have her breasts enlarged. The obvious
way to finance this was shave her head and get people to donate
$10,000 for her life-saving surgery at a benefit event. She got
caught.
An alternative anagram:
Trista Lathern = Traits enthral.
Lardy
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Oops.
Just in case anyone wondered what was up with that.
LG