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The Philosopher from Hell

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[ Article reposted from alt.config ]
[ Author was ? the platypus {aka David Formosa}
<dfor...@st.nepean.uws.edu.au> ]
[ Posted on 27 Sep 1997 15:41:12 GMT ]

>There seem to be a lot of newsfroups discussing clowns:
>(I've snipped this a bit)

[...]

> Confidence
> Newsgroup
> 99% aus.politics

Yes you now know the horrable truth, austraila is run by clowns

> 8% alt.sex.stories

Now this is a very interesting one. A whole new perverstion thay I didn't
know esitsted.

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Joseph Michael Bay

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The Philosopher from Hell <tp...@io.com> writes:

>>There seem to be a lot of newsfroups discussing clowns:

>> 8% alt.sex.stories

>Now this is a very interesting one. A whole new perverstion thay I didn't
>know esitsted.

Ugh. Clown pornography.

May I never see it.


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In article <60v1k0$q...@elaine28.Stanford.EDU>
jm...@leland.Stanford.EDU (Joseph Michael Bay) wrote :

>The Philosopher from Hell <tp...@io.com> writes:
>
>>>There seem to be a lot of newsfroups discussing clowns:
>
>>> 8% alt.sex.stories
>
>>Now this is a very interesting one. A whole new perverstion thay I didn't
>>know esitsted.
>
>Ugh. Clown pornography.
>
>May I never see it.

Bippo ripped the ruffled polka-dotted frill off of Lulubelle's neck,
exposing her heaving bosom. He leaned forward and planted a kiss on the
base of her neck, his nose squeaking softly as it pressed into the side
of her head. "I want you," he gasped into her ear, hidden beneath her
multicolored wig.

"Oh, Bippo..." she sighed, "I want you too...but not here, not in the
confetti and the elephant droppings. Let's...oh, god, I love
that!...let's move to the car."

"The car? But Spanky and Wally and thirteen other guys are in the car
right now!" he protested, his desire driving him to yank the giant felt
buttons off the front of her costume.

"I don't care!" she cried. "There's plenty of room! There's always
plenty of room in the car! I want you now!"

Bippo's lust was beyond control now. The steaminess of their mutual
desire made his lipstick run, and he was leaving rivers of red and
clown-white down Lulubelle's neck and onto the heated hills of her
breasts. "The car...yes...god, yes...let's get into the car..."

**
Captain Infinity
...to be continued?

Sara M

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The Philosopher from Hell wrote:
>
> [ Article reposted from alt.config ]
> [ Author was ? the platypus {aka David Formosa}
> <dfor...@st.nepean.uws.edu.au> ]
> [ Posted on 27 Sep 1997 15:41:12 GMT ]
>
> >There seem to be a lot of newsfroups discussing clowns:
> >(I've snipped this a bit)
>
> [...]
>
> > Confidence
> > Newsgroup
> > 99% aus.politics
>
> Yes you now know the horrable truth, austraila is run by clowns


Never mind. Australia now officially has more Practicing Satanists than
Scientologists. I'm sure they'll take care of the clowns for us.
Fingers crossed.

Sara M

> > 8% alt.sex.stories
>
> Now this is a very interesting one. A whole new perverstion thay I didn't
> know esitsted.
>

Lisa Rea

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So then, Innf...@ix.netcom.SPAMBLOCK.com (Captain Infinity) is all
like:

>In article <60v1k0$q...@elaine28.Stanford.EDU>
>jm...@leland.Stanford.EDU (Joseph Michael Bay) wrote :

>>Ugh. Clown pornography.

>>
>>May I never see it.

>Bippo ripped the ruffled polka-dotted frill off of Lulubelle's neck,
>exposing her heaving bosom. He leaned forward and planted a kiss on the
>base of her neck, his nose squeaking softly as it pressed into the side
>of her head. "I want you," he gasped into her ear, hidden beneath her
>multicolored wig.

>"Oh, Bippo..." she sighed, "I want you too...but not here, not in the
>confetti and the elephant droppings. Let's...oh, god, I love
>that!...let's move to the car."

>"The car? But Spanky and Wally and thirteen other guys are in the car
>right now!" he protested, his desire driving him to yank the giant felt
>buttons off the front of her costume.

>"I don't care!" she cried. "There's plenty of room! There's always
>plenty of room in the car! I want you now!"

>Bippo's lust was beyond control now. The steaminess of their mutual
>desire made his lipstick run, and he was leaving rivers of red and
>clown-white down Lulubelle's neck and onto the heated hills of her
>breasts. "The car...yes...god, yes...let's get into the car..."

Bippo suddenly grabbed the back of Lulubelle's ruffly clown collar and
yanked. Before she could register what was happening, she found her
floppy oversized shoes dragging along the ground as Bippo jerked her
brutally toward the car. If she'd remembered to breathe, she would
have found that she couldn't. A tiny drop of blood, redder even than
her garish facepaint, slowly bloomed across the bunched starched white
front of her shirt. Her breasts squeezed out below like toothpaste.

Maybe she awakened from her shock or maybe she caught a scent of
something that was just too horrible to articulate, but as they
approached the car, she was gripped with a fear that made her guts
clench. It hit her like an anvil from the sky: This tiny polka-dotted
door was a gate to hell.

Trying to calm herself, she remembered Wally and Spanky and all the
others. She knew they were inside, and somehow, in the brief moment
that it took Bippo to open the car door, she convinced herself that
they'd be able to make this nightmare end.

Squeezes,
Lisa Pea!


Lisa Rea

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Oops. I forgot to put some sexy parts in. Here they are!

In our last episode:

>Trying to calm herself, she remembered Wally and Spanky and all the
>others. She knew they were inside, and somehow, in the brief moment
>that it took Bippo to open the car door, she convinced herself that
>they'd be able to make this nightmare end.

Bippo's wrenching screams of "IMPURE BITCH! HARLOT! TEMPTRESS!!!"
shook her from this, the last remotely comforting thought she would
have. The screeching KLANK of the car door opening reduced her body to
a jellyfish and her mind to endless repetition of
MOTHERMOTHERMOTHERMOMMYMOMMY as she strained to focus on the pile of
viscera and flesh inside--to identify not only Wally, Spanky, Porky,
and all the others--but to simply identify legs, arms, torsos, and
freakish, spattered clown heads suspended in perpetual horror.

Finally, in excruciatingly slow motion, she simultaneously felt her
face being pushed toward a pile of some red and white jellylike stuff
and felt Bippo's manhood jab her from behind. My God, she thought,
despite herself. He's so NAKED. My God. He's soooo MONSTROUS. My...my
God.

With nothing left to lose and nothing to gain, she let herself descend
slowly into the still-warm pile of squishy bowels as though she were
returning to the womb. Amniotic ooze surrounded her like a placenta as
she felt herself welcome Bippo's thrusting with her own.

At last, she answered the sensation of the icy-hot thin line
separating her body from her thoughts with a final, gurgling,
primordal howl that issued from her every pore: "LULUBELLE SOUP!
SOUP!!!!!!! SOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUPPPPPPP!!!!"

YBF,
Lisa!


The Philosopher from Hell

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Sara M <sl...@ozemail.com.au> was once heard screaming in alt.fan.richard-nixon:

; > [ Article reposted from alt.config ]


; > [ Author was ? the platypus {aka David Formosa}
; > <dfor...@st.nepean.uws.edu.au> ]
; > [ Posted on 27 Sep 1997 15:41:12 GMT ]

; > > Confidence


; > > Newsgroup
; > > 99% aus.politics
; >
; > Yes you now know the horrable truth, austraila is run by clowns

; Never mind. Australia now officially has more Practicing Satanists than
; Scientologists. I'm sure they'll take care of the clowns for us.
; Fingers crossed.

Which ones?

Dave Hillstrom

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On 3 Oct 1997 07:26:45 GMT, The Philosopher from Hell <tp...@io.com>
wrote:

>Sara M <sl...@ozemail.com.au> was once heard screaming in alt.fan.richard-nixon:
>
>; > [ Article reposted from alt.config ]
>; > [ Author was ? the platypus {aka David Formosa}
>; > <dfor...@st.nepean.uws.edu.au> ]
>; > [ Posted on 27 Sep 1997 15:41:12 GMT ]
>
>; > > Confidence
>; > > Newsgroup
>; > > 99% aus.politics
>; >
>; > Yes you now know the horrable truth, austraila is run by clowns
>
>; Never mind. Australia now officially has more Practicing Satanists than
>; Scientologists.

I thought the clowns /were/ the satanists...

>; I'm sure they'll take care of the clowns for us.
>; Fingers crossed.
>
>Which ones?

does it matter?

- Dave Hillstrom mhm15x4 meow
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into this cheap motel room."
-Dave Hillstrom mhm15x4

Lisa Rea

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So then, a@a.a (Leather Tuscadero) is all like:

>On Thu, 02 Oct 1997 18:01:35 GMT, lis...@dim.com (Lisa Rea) wrote:

>> A tiny drop of blood, redder even than
>>her garish facepaint, slowly bloomed across the bunched starched white
>>front of her shirt. Her breasts squeezed out below like toothpaste.

>[further baldfaced propagation of politically incorrect and almost
>totally mythical archetype of psychopathic rapist/murderer in guise of
>happy clown deleted]

>My God. This actually happened to you didn't it.

Yes. They test out the beta versions of all the new archetypes on me
before they're released to the general zeitgeist.

I thought I'd successfully disguised the truth by substituting
"toothpaste" for "the last quarter teaspoon of anchovy paste in the
tube," but you found me out, Ms. Tuscadero!

You always do. I've said it before, and I'll say it again: "You are
the coolest."

Yours,
Genesis: Light! A He! A Rib!

Well basically

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On Thu, 02 Oct 1997 18:01:35 GMT, lis...@dim.com (Lisa Rea) wrote:


>Bippo suddenly grabbed the back of Lulubelle's ruffly clown collar and
>yanked. Before she could register what was happening, she found her
>floppy oversized shoes dragging along the ground as Bippo jerked her
>brutally toward the car. If she'd remembered to breathe, she would

>have found that she couldn't. A tiny drop of blood, redder even than


>her garish facepaint, slowly bloomed across the bunched starched white
>front of her shirt. Her breasts squeezed out below like toothpaste.

[further baldfaced propagation of politically incorrect and almost
totally mythical archetype of psychopathic rapist/murderer in guise of
happy clown deleted]

>Squeezes,
>Lisa Pea!

Sara M

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The Philosopher from Hell wrote:
>
> Sara M <sl...@ozemail.com.au> was once heard screaming in alt.fan.richard-nixon:
>
> ; > [ Article reposted from alt.config ]
> ; > [ Author was ? the platypus {aka David Formosa}
> ; > <dfor...@st.nepean.uws.edu.au> ]
> ; > [ Posted on 27 Sep 1997 15:41:12 GMT ]
>
> ; > > Confidence
> ; > > Newsgroup
> ; > > 99% aus.politics
> ; >
> ; > Yes you now know the horrable truth, austraila is run by clowns
>
> ; Never mind. Australia now officially has more Practicing Satanists than
> ; Scientologists. I'm sure they'll take care of the clowns for us.
> ; Fingers crossed.
>
> Which ones?

Umm...middle two, right hand?

Sara M

maui

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In article <610k52$o1c$1...@quasar.dimensional.com>, lis...@dim.com says...

> So then, Innf...@ix.netcom.SPAMBLOCK.com (Captain Infinity) is all
> like:
>
> >In article <60v1k0$q...@elaine28.Stanford.EDU>
> >jm...@leland.Stanford.EDU (Joseph Michael Bay) wrote :
>
> >>Ugh. Clown pornography.
> >>
> >>May I never see it.
>
> >Bippo ripped the ruffled polka-dotted frill off of Lulubelle's neck,
> >exposing her heaving bosom. He leaned forward and planted a kiss on the
> >base of her neck, his nose squeaking softly as it pressed into the side
> >of her head. "I want you," he gasped into her ear, hidden beneath her
> >multicolored wig.
>
> >"Oh, Bippo..." she sighed, "I want you too...but not here, not in the
> >confetti and the elephant droppings. Let's...oh, god, I love
> >that!...let's move to the car."
>
> >"The car? But Spanky and Wally and thirteen other guys are in the car
> >right now!" he protested, his desire driving him to yank the giant felt
> >buttons off the front of her costume.
>
> >"I don't care!" she cried. "There's plenty of room! There's always
> >plenty of room in the car! I want you now!"
>
> >Bippo's lust was beyond control now. The steaminess of their mutual
> >desire made his lipstick run, and he was leaving rivers of red and
> >clown-white down Lulubelle's neck and onto the heated hills of her
> >breasts. "The car...yes...god, yes...let's get into the car..."
>
> Bippo suddenly grabbed the back of Lulubelle's ruffly clown collar and
> yanked. Before she could register what was happening, she found her
> floppy oversized shoes dragging along the ground as Bippo jerked her
> brutally toward the car. If she'd remembered to breathe, she would
> have found that she couldn't. A tiny drop of blood, redder even than
> her garish facepaint, slowly bloomed across the bunched starched white
> front of her shirt. Her breasts squeezed out below like toothpaste.
>
> Maybe she awakened from her shock or maybe she caught a scent of
> something that was just too horrible to articulate, but as they
> approached the car, she was gripped with a fear that made her guts
> clench. It hit her like an anvil from the sky: This tiny polka-dotted
> door was a gate to hell.
>
> Trying to calm herself, she remembered Wally and Spanky and all the
> others. She knew they were inside, and somehow, in the brief moment
> that it took Bippo to open the car door, she convinced herself that
> they'd be able to make this nightmare end.
haha!
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The Philosopher from Hell

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Sara M <sl...@ozemail.com.au> was once heard screaming in alt.fan.richard-nixon:
; The Philosopher from Hell wrote:
; >
; > Sara M <sl...@ozemail.com.au> was once heard screaming in alt.fan.richard-nixon:
; >
; > ; > [ Article reposted from alt.config ]
; > ; > [ Author was ? the platypus {aka David Formosa}
; > ; > <dfor...@st.nepean.uws.edu.au> ]
; > ; > [ Posted on 27 Sep 1997 15:41:12 GMT ]
; >
; > ; > > Confidence
; > ; > > Newsgroup
; > ; > > 99% aus.politics
; > ; >
; > ; > Yes you now know the horrable truth, austraila is run by clowns
; >
; > ; Never mind. Australia now officially has more Practicing Satanists than
; > ; Scientologists. I'm sure they'll take care of the clowns for us.
; > ; Fingers crossed.
; >
; > Which ones?

; Umm...middle two, right hand?

Thanks. I wanted to make that point clear.

um... Which middle two?

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maui

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In article The Philosopher from Hell wrote:
> >
> > >There seem to be a lot of newsfroups discussing clowns:
froup?..what that?
newsfroup a badly dressed womens magazine fashion editor i think
(hell!...what do I know,though!!)

Durtro

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clowns suck. i hate clowns. they are stupid and scary, and probably
pedophiles.
they all must die.

(durtros' void)
acid-tinged underground corpsefuck
(can you trip like i do?)
AIDS awareness, corporeal freedom...live from the digital forest
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http://members.aol.com/durtro/mainmap.htm

Sara M

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The Philosopher from Hell wrote:
>
> Sara M <sl...@ozemail.com.au> was once heard screaming in alt.fan.richard-nixon:
> ; The Philosopher from Hell wrote:
> ; >
> ; > Sara M <sl...@ozemail.com.au> was once heard screaming in alt.fan.richard-nixon:
> ; >
> ; > ; > [ Article reposted from alt.config ]
> ; > ; > [ Author was ? the platypus {aka David Formosa}
> ; > ; > <dfor...@st.nepean.uws.edu.au> ]
> ; > ; > [ Posted on 27 Sep 1997 15:41:12 GMT ]
> ; >
> ; > ; > > Confidence
> ; > ; > > Newsgroup
> ; > ; > > 99% aus.politics
> ; > ; >
> ; > ; > Yes you now know the horrable truth, austraila is run by clowns
> ; >
> ; > ; Never mind. Australia now officially has more Practicing Satanists than
> ; > ; Scientologists. I'm sure they'll take care of the clowns for us.
> ; > ; Fingers crossed.
> ; >
> ; > Which ones?
>
> ; Umm...middle two, right hand?
>
> Thanks. I wanted to make that point clear.
>
> um... Which middle two?


I told you - the ones on the right hand.

sara m

The Philosopher from Hell

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Sara M <sl...@ozemail.com.au>
was once heard screaming in alt.fan.richard-nixon:
SM@ The Philosopher from Hell wrote:

Sara M <sl...@ozemail.com.au>
was once heard screaming in alt.fan.richard-nixon:
; The Philosopher from Hell wrote:
; >
; > Sara M <sl...@ozemail.com.au>
; > was once heard screaming in alt.fan.richard-nixon:
; >
; > ; > [ Article reposted from alt.config ]
; > ; > [ Author was ? the platypus {aka David Formosa}
; > ; > <dfor...@st.nepean.uws.edu.au> ]
; > ; > [ Posted on 27 Sep 1997 15:41:12 GMT ]
; >
; > ; > > Confidence
; > ; > > Newsgroup
; > ; > > 99% aus.politics
; > ; >
; > ; > Yes you now know the horrable truth, austraila is run by clowns
; >
; > ; Never mind. Australia now officially has more Practicing Satanists
; > ; than Scientologists. I'm sure they'll take care of the clowns for us.
; > ; Fingers crossed.
; >
; > Which ones?

; Umm...middle two, right hand?

> Thanks. I wanted to make that point clear.
>
> um... Which middle two?


SM@ I told you - the ones on the right hand.

my BRANE hurtz

--

Sara M

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At least you've still got one 8)

Sara m

The Philosopher from Hell

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SM@ At least you've still got one 8)

That's because _I_ drink Mr. Pibb!!!!!

Sara M

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The Philosopher from Hell wrote:


> ; > Which ones?
>
> ; Umm...middle two, right hand?
> >
> > > Thanks. I wanted to make that point clear.
> > >
> > > um... Which middle two?
> >
> > SM@ I told you - the ones on the right hand.
> >
> > my BRANE hurtz
>
> SM@ At least you've still got one 8)
>
> That's because _I_ drink Mr. Pibb!!!!!


Oh - poor you. Has some mean nasty person been making you drink that
clown beverage again? No wonder your brane hurtz - megahertz even.
Perhaps I should send you a Care Package from Downunder? I'm sure a
few bottles of Two Dogs (very interesting label), RedBack (Spiderjuice),
Cane Toad or E 33 will sort you out in no time flat. It always works
for me 8)

Sara M,
flat out,
like a lizard drinking.
xxx

Sara M

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Oct 18, 1997, 3:00:00 AM10/18/97
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The Philosopher from Hell wrote:
>
> Sara M <sl...@ozemail.com.au> was once heard screaming in alt.fan.richard-nixon:
> SM@ The Philosopher from Hell wrote:
>
> > ; > Which ones?
> >
> > ; Umm...middle two, right hand?
> > >
> > > > Thanks. I wanted to make that point clear.
> > > >
> > > > um... Which middle two?
> > >
> > > SM@ I told you - the ones on the right hand.
> > >
> > > my BRANE hurtz
> >
> > SM@ At least you've still got one 8)
> >
> > That's because _I_ drink Mr. Pibb!!!!!
>
> SM@ Oh - poor you. Has some mean nasty person been making you drink that
> SM@ clown beverage again? No wonder your brane hurtz - megahertz even.
> SM@ Perhaps I should send you a Care Package from Downunder? I'm sure a
> SM@ few bottles of Two Dogs (very interesting label), RedBack (Spiderjuice),
> SM@ Cane Toad or E 33 will sort you out in no time flat. It always works
> SM@ for me 8)
>
> Nope, drinking Mr. Pibb make BRANE not hurt no more. I had it today
> and I feel kewl!
>
> But that Spiderjuice does sound good :)
>
> and CLOWNS ARE EV1L!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111

I feel kewl today too - I've been off to the markets and I bought
heaps of old vinyl. Now I get to play them 8)
No Mr Pibb (what flavour?) but fun all the same.

Sara Mmmm,
waving
> Here it goes again. As soon as you start talking about sex he starts
> talking about Nietzsche. Just one more thing before we get going on this
> song. Remeber guys, always wear if you can, women out there too, a safety
> pin at the bottom of your t-shirt because not only is it very cool in
> punk rock but it's also very handy sometimes. -NOMEANSNO Live + Cuddly

The Philosopher from Hell

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Sara M <sl...@ozemail.com.au> was once heard screaming in alt.fan.richard-nixon:
SM@ The Philosopher from Hell wrote:


> ; > Which ones?
>
> ; Umm...middle two, right hand?
> >
> > > Thanks. I wanted to make that point clear.
> > >
> > > um... Which middle two?
> >
> > SM@ I told you - the ones on the right hand.
> >
> > my BRANE hurtz
>
> SM@ At least you've still got one 8)
>
> That's because _I_ drink Mr. Pibb!!!!!


SM@ Oh - poor you. Has some mean nasty person been making you drink that
SM@ clown beverage again? No wonder your brane hurtz - megahertz even.
SM@ Perhaps I should send you a Care Package from Downunder? I'm sure a
SM@ few bottles of Two Dogs (very interesting label), RedBack (Spiderjuice),
SM@ Cane Toad or E 33 will sort you out in no time flat. It always works
SM@ for me 8)

Nope, drinking Mr. Pibb make BRANE not hurt no more. I had it today
and I feel kewl!

But that Spiderjuice does sound good :)

and CLOWNS ARE EV1L!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111

--

Sara M

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I'm still puzzling over this -


Sara Mm
8)

The Philosopher from Hell

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Sara M <sl...@ozemail.com.au> was once heard screaming in alt.fan.richard-nixon:


SM@ I'm still puzzling over this -

what is so puzzling?

SM@ Sara Mm
SM@ 8)

Sakurambo

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Once upon a time in the land of alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
Sara M wrote:

> The Philosopher from Hell wrote:
>>
>> Sara M <sl...@ozemail.com.au> was once heard screaming in alt.fan.richard-

>> SM@ The Philosopher from Hell wrote:
>>
>> > Here it goes again. As soon as you start talking about sex he starts
>> > talking about Nietzsche. Just one more thing before we get going on t

>> > song. Remeber guys, always wear if you can, women out there too, a sa

>> > pin at the bottom of your t-shirt because not only is it very cool in
>> > punk rock but it's also very handy sometimes. -NOMEANSNO Live + Cuddl
>>

>> SM@ I'm still puzzling over this -
>>
>> what is so puzzling?

> Why is it?

> Sm
> 8)

'Clowns scare me. Can you make them go away?'

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The Philosopher from Hell

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Sakurambo <che...@tomobiki.dcu> was once heard screaming in alt.fan.richard-nixon:
S@ Once upon a time in the land of alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
S@ Sara M wrote:

> The Philosopher from Hell wrote:
>>
>> Sara M <sl...@ozemail.com.au> was once heard screaming in alt.fan.richard-
>> SM@ The Philosopher from Hell wrote:
>>
>> > Here it goes again. As soon as you start talking about sex he starts
>> > talking about Nietzsche. Just one more thing before we get going on t
>> > song. Remeber guys, always wear if you can, women out there too, a sa
>> > pin at the bottom of your t-shirt because not only is it very cool in
>> > punk rock but it's also very handy sometimes. -NOMEANSNO Live + Cuddl
>>
>> SM@ I'm still puzzling over this -
>>
>> what is so puzzling?

> Why is it?

> Sm
> 8)

S@ 'Clowns scare me. Can you make them go away?'

DIE CLOWNS DIE!!!!!!! DIE CLOWNS DIE!!!!!!! DIE CLOWNS DIE!!!!!!!
DIE CLOWNS DIE!!!!!!! DIE CLOWNS DIE!!!!!!! DIE CLOWNS DIE!!!!!!!
DIE CLOWNS DIE!!!!!!! DIE CLOWNS DIE!!!!!!! DIE CLOWNS DIE!!!!!!!
DIE CLOWNS DIE!!!!!!! DIE CLOWNS DIE!!!!!!! DIE CLOWNS DIE!!!!!!!
DIE CLOWNS DIE!!!!!!! DIE CLOWNS DIE!!!!!!! DIE CLOWNS DIE!!!!!!!
DIE CLOWNS DIE!!!!!!! DIE CLOWNS DIE!!!!!!! DIE CLOWNS DIE!!!!!!!
DIE CLOWNS DIE!!!!!!! DIE CLOWNS DIE!!!!!!! DIE CLOWNS DIE!!!!!!!

S@ A lion will exert itself to the utmost, even when entering a tiger's den
S@ to throw baby rabbits off the cliff.

"Well, no one who speaks German could be evil."

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