Just So You'll Know Part II
Frieda Wallace
about them...if not, read no further...but if you do, you might get a
stitch....
For a few nights before Christmas Eve night, the 8 and 2 yo boys were
having trouble going to sleep..Oh gee, it was like a slumber party
with sibling rivalry included...(He Touched Me, Noooo, He Tickled Me
First..etc)
Whereupon one night, I went to the room just in time to see the 2 yo
rise up on his knees in the bed with 8 yo, and smack 8 yo on the back
real hard about 4-5 times with his tiny fist...then....(Oh no, listen
to this)
The 2 yo hollered out, "You're MINE, you BUTT CRACK!"
I laughed so hard for about 2 hours after that and could not sleep
most of the night...every time I woke up I had to go to the bathroom
AND shut the door where I burst into a fit of giggles...
One reason I suppose it was so funny, is that much worse language is
sometimes spoken here (and we try really hard not to) but none of us
have ever used the terminology he used....he also later said he was
wrong...it was actually Butt Crack Moon..
When queried where he heard such a phrase, he emphatically stated "Ms.
Dede (name changed to protect the possibly innocent) who is a teacher
in his age group at daycare. Well, I called this teacher, who taught
my 8 yo years ago, and who I knew would get such a kick out of it
(which she did) and also said, "Goodness no, the worst we get by with
is 'heinies."
Well, I hope some of you got a laugh....you should have seen small
tiny 2 yo raising fist to tall, large 8 yo....no fear...
JayDee
Wallace) wrote:
>Okay, I know that some of you have no tolerance for kids or stories
>about them...if not, read no further...but if you do, you might get a
>stitch....
nah
hey, if one of them got me with a can-opener, yeah...
she almost nailed her big sister...woah, pissed grrl
>Well, I hope some of you got a laugh....you should have seen small
>tiny 2 yo raising fist to tall, large 8 yo....no fear...
I wouldn't laff, but I'd check into-it
that reminds me...install defiance application, soon
no-one should be made to drink a mix of piss and hot sauce
I woulda-said grrl, but Monde would get on me for being sexist
the preceeding statement was an unpaid sociopolitical animalism
whoop!
vashon
fwal...@mindspring.com (Frieda Wallace) wrote:
> The 2 yo hollered out, "You're MINE, you BUTT CRACK!"
ROFL!
Out of the mouths of babes....
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demi monde
> Whereupon one night, I went to the room just in time to see the 2 yo
> rise up on his knees in the bed with 8 yo, and smack 8 yo on the back
> real hard about 4-5 times with his tiny fist...then....(Oh no, listen
> to this)
>
> The 2 yo hollered out, "You're MINE, you BUTT CRACK!"
LOL, with shakes...
there's something very funny about the way little boys insult one
another - i always thought the tone-of-voice kids use when they say
"retard" was funny...and i'm not sure why...it's not exactly an uncommon
occurrence, for it to be said by that particular age-group.
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>
> Okay, I know that some of you have no tolerance for kids or stories
> about them...if not, read no further...but if you do, you might get a
> stitch....
>
> having trouble going to sleep..Oh gee, it was like a slumber party
> with sibling rivalry included...(He Touched Me, Noooo, He Tickled Me
> First..etc)
>
> rise up on his knees in the bed with 8 yo, and smack 8 yo on the back
> real hard about 4-5 times with his tiny fist...then....(Oh no, listen
> to this)
>
> The 2 yo hollered out, "You're MINE, you BUTT CRACK!"
>
> most of the night...every time I woke up I had to go to the bathroom
> AND shut the door where I burst into a fit of giggles...
>
> One reason I suppose it was so funny, is that much worse language is
> sometimes spoken here (and we try really hard not to) but none of us
> have ever used the terminology he used....he also later said he was
> wrong...it was actually Butt Crack Moon..
>
> When queried where he heard such a phrase, he emphatically stated "Ms.
> Dede (name changed to protect the possibly innocent) who is a teacher
> in his age group at daycare. Well, I called this teacher, who taught
> my 8 yo years ago, and who I knew would get such a kick out of it
> (which she did) and also said, "Goodness no, the worst we get by with
> is 'heinies."
>
> tiny 2 yo raising fist to tall, large 8 yo....no fear...
Freida, ask not where your kids pick things up, osmosis most likely. His
timing was perfect! Watch out for that one, he's fulla fire!!
Smee
Frieda Wallace
>
>Freida, ask not where your kids pick things up, osmosis most likely. His
>timing was perfect! Watch out for that one, he's fulla fire!!
>
>Smee
You got that one right.!
Deekoo L.
Dm>
Dm> LOL, with shakes...
Dm>
Dm> there's something very funny about the way little boys insult one
Dm> another - i always thought the tone-of-voice kids use when they say
Dm> "retard" was funny...and i'm not sure why...it's not exactly an uncommon
Dm> occurrence, for it to be said by that particular age-group.
"Your butt crack is 0wned!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!! BaCk oRiFiCe BaBeEeE!"
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